vMELK Wrote:
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> The moreno PYBR song Wrote:
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> > Sung to the tune of 'On top of Old Smokie'
> >
> >
> > Mom messed up my PYBR
> > Twas the best one yet
> > Mom messed up my PYBR
> > I'll never forget
> >
> > Mom ruined my PYBR
> > I'm going to scream
> > Mom ruined my PYBR
> > Why is she so mean
> >
> > She took out the vacuum
> > And went down the floor
> > It went past my bedroom
> > And cleaned with a roar
> >
> > It sucked up the petals
> > And all of the pics
> > Of small naked babies
> > And little kids dicks
> >
> > Mom messed up my PYBR
> > I'm telling my dad
> > She ruined my PYBR
> >
I bet he'll be mad
>
> Excellent song here. One small quibble. If you
> recall, when Richard was introduced to his first
> PYBR and found out what they were his immediate
> reaction was to contemplate killing him right then
> and there. Given that this is being sung from
> William's perspective lamenting the destruction of
> one of his PYBR's it's possible that his autism
> makes him completely socially blind to the way
> that other people perceive his behavior. Still, I
> highly doubt Richard would be angry with Sharon
> messing up one of William's PBYR's, even if it was
> the best one ever.
>
> Here's the text for reference below.
>
>
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> href="http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read
> /40/2006846/2006870.html">Average Thursday Night
> in Sterling
> Posted by: some more info. ()
> Date: October 30, 2015 02:25AM
>
>
> "Mom -e--ed up -y -eeb-r!" comes a shrill muffled
> cry.
>
> God why is his voice so feminine? Why couldn't he
> have been more like the Henderson boy? What did I
> do? What-did-I-DO? But Ol' Saint B remains silent
> on this regard, so I persevere.
>
> "I can't hear you, William. Lift up a corner of
> the covers," I reply.
> "I saaiiid, 'Mom messed up by peeber!' You never
> fucking listen to me!" responds the door.
>
> "Peeber?" I mouth silently to Fat Sharon.
> "It's an acronym!" she shrieks right in my fucking
> ear. "Pedophile Yellow Brick Road."
>
> "It was the Best one! Ever!" adds the door.
> If I killed him now, who would know? Who would
> Care?
Sung to the tune of 'On top of Old Smokie'
Mom messed up my PYBR
Twas the best one yet
Mom messed up my PYBR
I'll never forget
Mom ruined my PYBR
I'm going to scream
Mom ruined my PYBR
Why is she so mean
She took out the vacuum
And went down the floor
It went past my bedroom
And cleaned with a roar
It sucked up the petals
And all of the pics
Of small naked babies
And little kids dicks
Mom messed up my PYBR
And then she told dad
She ruined my PYBR
And now they're both mad