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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Fucker ()
Date: November 17, 2019 05:57PM

I fucked Natalie Keepers.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Decoy ()
Date: November 17, 2019 05:59PM

I would also like to add that it is not too late, and never will be, for me to kill someone. I do have a few in mind if I should change my mind. Looking at you, Sharon, David, William, and Katie. But for now you are safe because I do not want to go back to prison.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Leaving now ()
Date: November 17, 2019 05:59PM

Gotta go!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Wasn't me ()
Date: November 17, 2019 06:02PM

Decoy Wrote:
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> I would also like to add that it is not too late,
> and never will be, for me to kill someone. I do
> have a few in mind if I should change my mind.
> Looking at you, Sharon, David, William, and Katie.
> But for now you are safe because I do not want to
> go back to prison.


That was not me. I don't mind Fluvanna. The jail was boring though. Had to pretend to hang myself to get to Western State to have some fun. The hospital was great. I wouldn't have minded staying there. I was found Not Guilty by Reason of Insanity but the jury didn't buy it. Probably because I wasn't insane, just tweaking LMAO

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Adios ()
Date: November 17, 2019 06:05PM

I got to order food from the Chinese restaurant and shit while at northern Virginia mental health institute but I was only there for a week then went to Western.


Alright. Boyfriend is here. Gotta go for real. Bye bi.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Had sex with Tj before Miz ()
Date: November 17, 2019 06:06PM

Tj came inside of me.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Never me ()
Date: November 17, 2019 06:06PM

I am not here and not posting. I am too busy #winning to spend any time with any of you losers here. I never had sex with anyone from here although I did think I was pregnant with eesh's baby. Eesh, Katie, TJ, Miz, Megan, and Cris all got to enjoy my purple dildo though. I got to put a few more notches in it while I was in Fluvanna. Natalie Keepers carved her initials in it right between William and Chris.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: questioner ()
Date: November 17, 2019 06:08PM

How did you think you got pregnant from eesh if you and eesh didn't fuck?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Leaving for real ()
Date: November 17, 2019 06:09PM

We were naked and he came on my stomach and leg and ran into me, and his fingers worked it in. We thought we were ok but I missed a period and the test came up positive.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: 15 > 35 ()
Date: November 17, 2019 06:31PM

No. We were not naked. We were in the Target family bathroom. It was a good time. I know eesh could smell the sex on us when we got back in his truck. I was just sucking his dick at first and he made the suggestion of fucking me so I let him. I never fucked Chris though. William is the heaviest person I've been with.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Thems is jokes ()
Date: November 17, 2019 07:22PM

questioner Wrote:
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> How did you think you got pregnant from eesh if
> you and eesh didn't fuck?


That was called a "joke". He only penetrated me anally.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: when lizzie wins..... ()
Date: November 17, 2019 07:47PM

Decoy Wrote:
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>
> I was facing a maximum of 30 years in prison and
> to get just three years for all the shit I've done
> is still winning. I've gotten away with a lot of
> shit and should be serving much more time.
>


Having comitted 30 yrs worth of crimes is not winning.
Spending three years in jail is not winning.
Oh, and fucking miz is not winning.
Stealing the morono's silverware? Winning, IF it fetched a decent price at the pawn shop.

That said, it's great to have you back. Nice diversion from the gerry-vs-forum-trumptard shit....

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Definitely winning ()
Date: November 17, 2019 08:05PM

No spending time in jail is not winning but what came as a result of the time spent?

Definitely winning. Don't worry you'll see why shortly.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: you're marrying a jail guard! ()
Date: November 17, 2019 08:13PM

You're marrying somebody who would settle for a mentally ill criminally violent bride! Happiness abounds!

But....do you have a Dyson?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Factuality ()
Date: November 17, 2019 08:41PM

I never said anything about marriage nor that he was a prison guard but okay. Please keep me in the loop about my own life, because I had no idea.

But guess how many people are actually married to those types of people...millions.

#reality

One person may tell you I'm the biggest bitch to ever walk the earth. Another may tell you I'm the most wonderful person they've ever met. Believe them both, because it's true. I treat people accordingly. Anyone who's ever felt my wrath was deserving of it in every single way.

I don't ever just do shit to people for no reason. And I'm very upfront and honest about what I've done to people who've crossed me and most people are smart enough to heed my warning and never have to see my evil side. Which is why I'm always able to make friends and get into relationships, unlike some people here...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Mind boggling ()
Date: November 17, 2019 08:50PM

I'm really curious right now. Can you please tell me how you came to that conclusion? I mean the speculation about marrying some prison guard?

Where did you get marriage from and prison guard because those are both so far from the truth I can't even...how does a person just pull such random shit out of their ass like that?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Only one person knows the truth ()
Date: November 17, 2019 08:53PM

Fucking weird, bro. Stop believing everything you read on the internet. Absolutely no one here knows anything about what I'm doing right now. I've given some information to one person and it hasn't been posted here.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Oops, not her ()
Date: November 17, 2019 08:53PM

Factuality Wrote:
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> I don't ever just do shit to people for no reason.

Whelp, we know this isn't our Lizzie. Lizzie fucked with many people for no reason.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Except Chuck ()
Date: November 17, 2019 08:54PM

Oh? Like who? Name them and I'm sure I can give you multiple reasons LOL

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Shame on you ()
Date: November 17, 2019 08:58PM

Only one person knows the truth Wrote:
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> Fucking weird, bro. Stop believing everything you
> read on the internet. Absolutely no one here knows
> anything about what I'm doing right now. I've
> given some information to one person and it hasn't
> been posted here.


You told Tj something about the guy you're dating and he said you should be ashamed of yourself for breaking your promise about posting here and he's right. You should be ashamed.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: hey, wake up... ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:01PM

Shame on you Wrote:
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> Only one person knows the truth Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fucking weird, bro. Stop believing everything
> you
> > read on the internet. Absolutely no one here
> knows
> > anything about what I'm doing right now. I've
> > given some information to one person and it
> hasn't
> > been posted here.
>
>
> You told Tj something about the guy you're dating
> and he said you should be ashamed of yourself for
> breaking your promise about posting here and he's
> right. You should be ashamed.

Put the bong down dude. Do you actually think you are exchanging messages with Lizzie? You know it's not her, don't you?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Grandfather clock ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:02PM

Still waiting on that list of people who never did anything to me and I did something to them....

I'll check back in a few. Watching gore vids.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: That's definitely Lizzie ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:04PM

hey, wake up... Wrote:
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> Put the bong down dude. Do you actually think you
> are exchanging messages with Lizzie? You know
> it's not her, don't you?


And what exactly makes you so sure it's not her? It's her. It's easy to tell.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Oh it's me alright ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:08PM

Oh it's most certainly me alright. But I don't have to prove anything to anyone lol. You'll see in 68 days when you get pissed the fuck off about how much I'm still winning LMAO. Prison and all. Fake suicide attempts and all. Social security checks and all. Western State hospital and all. Being a felon and all.

All of that is in the past. I'm right here with you now.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Talking to myself ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:11PM

I know it's you lizzie because I am you too. It's crazy how when you are not posting they think you are and when you are they think we're not.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Dun dun dun dun ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:11PM

LMAO I know right?! It's definitely us Mo.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: No refills ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:13PM

Scary as fuck. We need to take your meds.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: kl6wt ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:13PM

Grandfather clock Wrote:
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> Still waiting on that list of people who never did
> anything to me and I did something to them....
>
> I'll check back in a few. Watching gore vids.

Ask the judge. And watch your step or you'll be seeing him sooner rather than later.

(Better watch your back too, puta.)

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Dumbass shit ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:14PM

I know. It's fucked up. How they gonna release us with just a 30 day supply.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: not going back ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:16PM

Oh I have definitely done things to people who didn't deserve it and who did nothing to me. I am sorry and will never make that mistake again. I'm not going back to prison.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: 10 stitches bitch ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:17PM

kl6wt Wrote:
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> Ask the judge. And watch your step or you'll be
> seeing him sooner rather than later.
>
> (Better watch your back too, puta.)


Shut the fuck up bitch. You dumbass internet gangster. You know damn well I'll meet your pussy ass anywhere, anytime. But of course you and no one else is going to do a god damn thing.

Remember, I'm the one who put a bitch in the hospital and William Moreno.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Not you ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:17PM

not going back Wrote:
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> Oh I have definitely done things to people who
> didn't deserve it and who did nothing to me. I am
> sorry and will never make that mistake again. I'm
> not going back to prison.


That wasn't me or us.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Self defense ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:19PM

I actually have no problem going back to prison. Please, try me. When I kill you it'll be self defense since you are online making threats. I am publically stating that I am in fear for my life.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: me not you ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:19PM

If I sneeze the wrong way I could go back to Fluvanna, but that's not going to happen. No, I have turned the corner.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Not I making threats ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:20PM

That wasn't lizzie either but that was us.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I didn't used to give a shit ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:22PM

me not you Wrote:
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> If I sneeze the wrong way I could go back to
> Fluvanna, but that's not going to happen. No, I
> have turned the corner.


I've been doing plenty of shit since I've been out. It's not that serious. I haven't turned anything. I just have something worth staying out of trouble for now.

I didn't give a damn 3 years ago.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Irony of it all ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:23PM

You know what is really funny. Sharon Moreno called Lizzie's PO saying lizzie was using drugs when she wasn't and after that happened lizzie was in Sharon's own house using meth in William's old bedroom, right under her nose.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: order flowers ahead of time ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:24PM

I don't care about him but if William Moreno or his crazy ass mother thinks they can mess with me, I will rip them apart. I have friends now too remember that. If I go back to prison there will be a couple fresh holes in the ground.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Yawn ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:25PM

That stupid ass shit wasn't me either. I don't even talk like that and I don't have any issues with either of them. I've written them to let them know that as well.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: not me but could be ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:25PM

Irony of it all Wrote:
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> You know what is really funny. Sharon Moreno
> called Lizzie's PO saying lizzie was using drugs
> when she wasn't and after that happened lizzie was
> in Sharon's own house using meth in William's old
> bedroom, right under her nose.

That bitch better be cowering with her retarded son under the covers.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: not me again ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:26PM

Yawn Wrote:
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> That stupid ass shit wasn't me either. I don't
> even talk like that and I don't have any issues
> with either of them. I've written them to let them
> know that as well.

Yeah I wrote them and my defense is set up ahead of time

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Stupid is ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:28PM

order flowers ahead of time Wrote:
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> I don't care about him but if William Moreno or
> his crazy ass mother thinks they can mess with me,
> I will rip them apart. I have friends now too
> remember that. If I go back to prison there will
> be a couple fresh holes in the ground.


This is such an idiotic post. Where have anyone been messing with anyone? And lizzie has always had friends and has never gotten them to do her bidding so why would she now? And if you're trying to imply her prison friends what exactly would they do from prison?

Try harder next time, kid.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Basl ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:28PM

Smells like Michael.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Dumbasshit ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:30PM

Your defense is set up ahead of time? I'm sorry what? Do you mean alibi? I'm not understanding this retarded shit you're posting.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: it's me now ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:30PM

You all will find out in 68 days and see I am winning. That bitch will regret the day she ever saw me

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Outti 300 ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:30PM

Basl Wrote:
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> Smells like Michael.


Yeah.. time to go.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: your day is coming ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:32PM

Get out of here Michael. I got bigger fish to fry and your time will come.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Try harder ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:33PM

Just for the record and future reference for when you try to impersonate me.. lizzie doesn't call him William Moreno.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Frying no fish ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:35PM

your day is coming Wrote:
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> Get out of here Michael. I got bigger fish to fry
> and your time will come.


LMAO my God, you're wack as shit. This is very fucking insulting. You can at least pretend to say shit I'd say.

But anyway, I'm not frying any fish and eesh is a no factor in my life.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizzie 101 tip #45 ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:36PM

your day is coming Wrote:
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> Get out of here Michael. I got bigger fish to fry
> and your time will come.


Lizzie doesn't call eesh Michael.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: for that matter ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:37PM

Try harder Wrote:
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> Just for the record and future reference for when
> you try to impersonate me.. lizzie doesn't call
> him William Moreno.

She doesn't call eesh "Michael" either.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: take this tip ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:38PM

I can call his ass any name I want. Don't tell me what I can call anyone.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: JINXXXXXXXXXZ ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:38PM

Well would you look at that!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Failed ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:40PM

take this tip Wrote:
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> I can call his ass any name I want. Don't tell me
> what I can call anyone.


Yeah see you're not doing it right. You fail, you suck. Give it up.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Jinxxghost ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:41PM

JINXXXXXXXXXZ Wrote:
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> Well would you look at that!

Look at me, I'm dead!
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: You suck ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:41PM

This is getting boring me and I are leaving. You can stay and try to be me.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Don't know who that is ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:42PM

Who the fuck is that?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: put the monkey back on... ()
Date: November 17, 2019 09:42PM

What is Jinxx doing in here?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ghostly matters ()
Date: November 17, 2019 10:16PM

You are literally sparring with ghosts. Lizzie has not been on this site and probably does not intend to return. It would be more entertaining if Jinx and tootguy could have a conversation with Thomas Sadler regarding the fate and whereabouts of Shane Donohue. They could have a seance and conjure up Megan's dead brother Sheetz or Skeetz or whatever.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Who is jinx?! ()
Date: November 17, 2019 10:25PM

You know it's me. Now who the fuck is that?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: nothing to see here ()
Date: November 17, 2019 10:43PM

If Lizzie were truly here she would be able to tell us what became of her infamous purple dildo and the two ferrets that were allegedly killed by Miz. Lizzie wielded that dildo like the Sword of Damocles, and she had deep sincere affection for her animals and would certainly have kept informed of their fate. None of the would-be Lizzies can provide a plausible explanation for what became of the dildo or the ferrets and hence are readily unmasked as impostors.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: What really identifies impostors ()
Date: November 17, 2019 10:48PM

Lizzie had hundreds of user names in addition to the eponymous "lizzie" yet none of the other names have had any activity since the fateful 9/11 chimpout three years ago. That silence speaks volumes: no lizzie, no Mo.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Definitely not signing in ()
Date: November 17, 2019 10:54PM

You know it's lizzie and are trying to troll lizzie by acting like you don't know it's her. She doesn't have to sign into any names to prove anything. But the lizzie name will indeed post in 67 days.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Hi William. ()
Date: November 17, 2019 10:57PM

Definitely not signing in Wrote:
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> You know it's lizzie and are trying to troll
> lizzie by acting like you don't know it's her. She
> doesn't have to sign into any names to prove
> anything. But the lizzie name will indeed post in
> 67 days.

Get back under your covers and send lizzie more $$ so she doesn't kill you. She is hungry and wants some Funyuns. Begone!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: the possibility exists ()
Date: November 17, 2019 11:02PM

Regardless of whether it is really lizzie or just Miz pretending to be her, it's possible that lizzie is living with Miz and Sharon at this very moment and they intend to get married on lizzie's birthday -- which could be the development that Miz/lizzie is alluding to.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Gross ()
Date: November 17, 2019 11:05PM

Nobody's getting married or having a baby. And lizzie has nothing to do with those people or anyone else from this site anymore and she doesn't like onion rings.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Hard to contain ()
Date: November 17, 2019 11:07PM

It's not a development either, it's something current but can and most only be revealed on that day. But perhaps it can be pushed up to New Year's....

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Hi William. ()
Date: November 17, 2019 11:12PM

You're weak.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Hey Mizzer, ()
Date: November 17, 2019 11:14PM

Fess up. What did you do with lizzie's ferrets and dildo anyhow?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Not miz ()
Date: November 17, 2019 11:18PM

Ferrets are alive and went to friend who helped move us in. Purple dildo was Katie's.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I don't know who's talking here ()
Date: November 18, 2019 12:25AM

but it's nice they're getting along so well......

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: who is lizzie marrying? ()
Date: November 18, 2019 07:14PM

peep? a fellow inmate? eesh? myeesha?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Shit feeling ()
Date: November 18, 2019 07:38PM

Lizzie already said she wasn't marrying anyone and that her boyfriend was not a prison guard.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: not her ()
Date: November 18, 2019 07:48PM

Shit feeling Wrote:
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> Lizzie already said she wasn't marrying anyone and
> that her boyfriend was not a prison guard.

She might

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: She's not ()
Date: November 18, 2019 07:51PM

Mind boggling Wrote:
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> I'm really curious right now. Can you please tell
> me how you came to that conclusion? I mean the
> speculation about marrying some prison guard?
>
> Where did you get marriage from and prison guard
> because those are both so far from the truth I
> can't even...how does a person just pull such
> random shit out of their ass like that?


She ain't!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Yeah nigga ()
Date: November 18, 2019 07:56PM

you're marrying a jail guard! Wrote:
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> But....do you have a Dyson?



Sure do! Might take some pics later.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: taking over family business ()
Date: November 18, 2019 08:27PM

lizzie is taking over her father's business on her birthday.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Soooon ()
Date: November 18, 2019 08:29PM

Nope. Lizzie's going to make the whole internet jealous in 67 days. Well, mostly just this website. Other people already know.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Boobs ()
Date: November 18, 2019 08:32PM

Bet.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: pretty unlikely ()
Date: November 18, 2019 09:14PM

Soooon Wrote:
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> Nope. Lizzie's going to make the whole internet
> jealous in 67 days. Well, mostly just this
> website. Other people already know.


Most of the people on this forum are actually normal. Such people are unlikely to envy lizzie.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: You'll see ()
Date: November 18, 2019 09:30PM

Oh, you will in 67 days.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Not normal ()
Date: November 18, 2019 09:31PM

pretty unlikely Wrote:
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> Soooon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nope. Lizzie's going to make the whole internet
> > jealous in 67 days. Well, mostly just this
> > website. Other people already know.
>
>
> Most of the people on this forum are actually
> normal. Such people are unlikely to envy lizzie.


No one who comes here is normal, especially anyone who reads anything regarding lizzie.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: well, relatively normal ()
Date: November 18, 2019 09:35PM

I suppose cruising weird-ass forums such as this one for sick evening amusement isn't entirely conventional, but don't assume that the folks who read this shit are quite as fucked up as the people featured herein.

As to lizzie's big announcement, we will see. This is only about the 500th time there has been a big impending announcement.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: think bigger ()
Date: November 18, 2019 10:06PM

pretty unlikely Wrote:
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> Soooon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nope. Lizzie's going to make the whole internet
> > jealous in 67 days. Well, mostly just this
> > website. Other people already know.
>
>
> Most of the people on this forum are actually
> normal. Such people are unlikely to envy lizzie.

Most people on this forum live in Fairfax County. Not many of them will be jealous of making $1,114.78 per month. That's not even as much as a child support payment. Lizzie may have low ambitions because if she played her cards right she could join thousands of other lazy non-working females who receive more than $10,000 per month in alimony.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: You should be jealous ()
Date: November 18, 2019 10:11PM

Lizzie doesn't make $1114 a month. She gets it for FREE by doing nothing...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: There's no announcement ()
Date: November 18, 2019 10:15PM

well, relatively normal Wrote:
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> I suppose cruising weird-ass forums such as this
> one for sick evening amusement isn't entirely
> conventional, but don't assume that the folks who
> read this shit are quite as fucked up as the
> people featured herein.
>
> As to lizzie's big announcement, we will see. This
> is only about the 500th time there has been a big
> impending announcement.

Just like how everyone sat around, making threads and counted down and anticipated her getting released and some bug return and absolutely nothing happened LMAO! But that wasn't lizzie that was everyone else. Just like someone else is posting all this shit and nothing is going to happen.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Bugging you ()
Date: November 18, 2019 10:18PM

Big*

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: just wait ()
Date: November 18, 2019 10:20PM

There's no announcement Wrote:
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> well, relatively normal Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I suppose cruising weird-ass forums such as
> this
> > one for sick evening amusement isn't entirely
> > conventional, but don't assume that the folks
> who
> > read this shit are quite as fucked up as the
> > people featured herein.
> >
> > As to lizzie's big announcement, we will see.
> This
> > is only about the 500th time there has been a
> big
> > impending announcement.
>
> Just like how everyone sat around, making threads
> and counted down and anticipated her getting
> released and some bug return and absolutely
> nothing happened LMAO! But that wasn't lizzie that
> was everyone else. Just like someone else is
> posting all this shit and nothing is going to
> happen.

Lizzie will return eventually, unless she goes back to prison first.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Jhadi John ()
Date: November 18, 2019 10:23PM

Why do people keep saying that? If she was going to return what is the hold up?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Been here ()
Date: November 18, 2019 10:25PM

She's been here and she's been posting.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: It's me I'm lizzie ()
Date: November 18, 2019 10:29PM

Yet "she" has only been (re)posting things that are common knowledge already or vauge/general answers to questions and hasn't posted any pictures or anything proving it's her.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: nope. ()
Date: November 18, 2019 10:30PM

Been here Wrote:
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> She's been here and she's been posting.

Bullshit that's Miz, TJ, or possibly eesh.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Proof smoof ya big doof ()
Date: November 18, 2019 10:30PM

Lizzie doesn't have to prove anything to anyone here.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: How do you know it's not her?!?! ()
Date: November 18, 2019 10:31PM

nope. Wrote:
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> Been here Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > She's been here and she's been posting.
>
> Bullshit that's Miz, TJ, or possibly eesh.

WTF makes you think that?!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: there's nothing TO prove ()
Date: November 18, 2019 10:34PM

Proof smoof ya big doof Wrote:
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> Lizzie doesn't have to prove anything to anyone
> here.


She's a mentally challenged convict, whose only contct with society was FFU, until she went to jail and made some new friends.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Retirement ()
Date: November 18, 2019 10:34PM

It's lizzie and you know it is. You're just trying to troll her by saying she's not here when you know she is just so she can post something to prove it's her but she's not going to do that.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Don't make eesh post the pics ()
Date: November 18, 2019 10:36PM

there's nothing TO prove Wrote:
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> Proof smoof ya big doof Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Lizzie doesn't have to prove anything to anyone
> > here.
>
>
> She's a mentally challenged convict, whose only
> contct with society was FFU, until she went to
> jail and made some new friends

Lizzie isn't mentally challenged, she had a job and plenty of friends before jail.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Proof ()
Date: November 18, 2019 10:37PM

This is getting boring but we're almost at a new page which proves lizzie is here l

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: School House Rock ()
Date: November 18, 2019 10:38PM

Folly jolly jolly get your adverbs here

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Becoming a law ()
Date: November 18, 2019 10:39PM

Just a bill

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