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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Serial farter ()
Date: September 28, 2016 11:05PM

Only out their backsides. It's the processed cheese on the sandwiches.

18th night of ADC slumber party Wrote:
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> wonder if lizzie's roommates snore?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: oh well, 18 days down ()
Date: September 28, 2016 11:51PM

only a few hundred more to go.....

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Daaaaaaayyyyyyy 19!!!!!!!!! ()
Date: September 29, 2016 12:05PM

Wonder what lizzzie's favorite recreation is?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Dane Bramage ()
Date: September 29, 2016 01:53PM

oh well, 18 days down Wrote:
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> only a few hundred more to go.

Not funny. We're paying for her room, meals, and healthcare; and may be for the next several months or even years.

Wonder if her dear friend Rep. Connolly stopped by to say hello? He could probably get her a pardon from the Governor.

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“We don’t have any rude, unpleasant people here. We’re different!”

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: well, that's nothing new ()
Date: September 29, 2016 02:48PM

Dane Bramage Wrote:
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> oh well, 18 days down Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > only a few hundred more to go.
>
> Not funny. We're paying for her room, meals, and
> healthcare; and may be for the next several months
> or even years.
>


The FU Fantastic Four have always been a burden on the taxpayer. At least now, lizzie isn't a public menace.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: 9xCYe ()
Date: September 29, 2016 07:55PM

Dane Bramage Wrote:
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> oh well, 18 days down Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > only a few hundred more to go.
>
> Not funny. We're paying for her room, meals, and
> healthcare; and may be for the next several months
> or even years.
>
> Wonder if her dear friend Rep. Connolly stopped by
> to say hello? He could probably get her a pardon
> from the Governor.

At least she's off the site, off the street and not spamming the same eesh collages. When eesh was in jail we had 10 threads a day celebrating it.

lizzie in a place where she'll fit in just fine. Good for her, good for the rest of the world.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: everyone is happy ()
Date: September 29, 2016 08:20PM

Eesh is happy, FU is happy to go without obsessive Katie and Louise Basl posts.
Miz's parents are happy miz is away from that psycho.
Lizzie is happy because this is all part of her plan and she's winning.

We are happy because we can all make fun of lizzie, and keep it all contained to this one lizzie thread.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Hey, Gerry!!!!! ()
Date: September 29, 2016 10:35PM

You haven't contributed a damn thing to this thread! Outside of you and eesh, lizzie is the most important character on this forum. I would have expected SOMETHING from you! A word of sympathy? Some gloating? A stupid comment regarding racial disparities in US incarceration? Is there actually a topic on FU that you don't have a strong opinion on? Is this the official Gerry-free thread?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: mizaroni ()
Date: September 30, 2016 11:27AM

...Everybodys got something to hide except for Miz and his MOnkey...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: and Gerry! ()
Date: September 30, 2016 02:43PM

mizaroni Wrote:
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> ...Everybodys got something to hide except for Miz
> and his MOnkey...


Gerry should really weigh in...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: September 30, 2016 03:06PM

I drove past the Fairfax ADC building today and waved but no one waved back. They all must be very angry in there.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I drove past an waved ()
Date: September 30, 2016 03:39PM

lizzie flipped me off!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Newsflash ()
Date: September 30, 2016 04:11PM

No one has ever given a fuck about the faggoty four. All these degenerates need to kill themselves. What a bunch of losers. All of them. I'm not spotlighting any of them. They're all terrible, terrible worthless bitches. No one out of that retarded little group cares about this gay ass bullshit drama. It's boring. Yo, stfu about it, you ignorant cunts

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: now, quit whining ()
Date: September 30, 2016 05:57PM

All the lizzie shit is now confined to this one, harmless thread. Nobody is MAKING you read it.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: nHHFE ()
Date: September 30, 2016 06:01PM

now, quit whining Wrote:
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> All the lizzie shit is now confined to this one,
> harmless thread. Nobody is MAKING you read it.

True. Kinda nice that she's not spamming this site with all her bullshit. The only crap we have to put up with now are the occasional posts by Miz about Eesh's mom. Wait till she gets out though, the shit will be flying once again.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: we should start a pool ()
Date: September 30, 2016 06:16PM

when will lizzie be back? I say, not before the end of the year.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: cc9e3 ()
Date: September 30, 2016 06:19PM

we should start a pool Wrote:
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> when will lizzie be back? I say, not before the
> end of the year.

Hopefully never.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: neverland ()
Date: September 30, 2016 06:32PM

cc9e3 Wrote:
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> we should start a pool Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > when will lizzie be back? I say, not before the
> > end of the year.
>
> Hopefully never.


I hope she gets out in a week. I know she will just go back to shitting the forum up and I've made my peace with that, but she's in for one hell of a roasting and her being in jail delaying the laughs had at her expense is unfair to all of us

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: FtdTd ()
Date: September 30, 2016 06:42PM

we should start a pool Wrote:
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> when will lizzie be back? I say, not before the
> end of the year.

She will have done close to 140 days if she's still in a booty house come Jan 1, 2017. October 20th she has her violation of probation hearing. If that doesn't go well and nobody bonds her out(or there's no bond) she could be looking at a long time out from this site and the rest of the world.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: She will get roasted..... ()
Date: September 30, 2016 08:02PM

neverland Wrote:
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> I hope she gets out in a week. I know she will
> just go back to shitting the forum up and I've
> made my peace with that, but she's in for one hell
> of a roasting and her being in jail delaying the
> laughs had at her expense is unfair to all of us


After all, her big boast is how she NEVER gets sentenced to jail, and if she posted one thread about eesh being a loser for doing so much jail time, she posted a thousand.

Of course, whatever happens, she will still claim that
a)It was all part of her plan
b)Jail was the most uplifting personal growth experience she ever had
c)She is still winning

I do agree that it will be fun reading her explanation of all this, but you know what? I can wait. And the longer she stays locked up, the more hilarious her boasts will be...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lizzie begins night #20!!!!!! ()
Date: September 30, 2016 10:56PM

How long until miz comes completely unspooled?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: R U kidding me ()
Date: October 01, 2016 03:23PM

lizzie begins night #20!!!!!! Wrote:
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> How long until miz comes completely unspooled?

Miz has been completely unspooled for at least a decade.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz was always fucked up, sure ()
Date: October 01, 2016 04:45PM

But I mean, how long before he does something really serious, like kill his parents, kill himself, kidnap a child, gun down a Toy R Us store, something like that?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lizzie's birthday in jail ()
Date: October 01, 2016 06:46PM

It was terribly important to lizzie that eesh speny his bday in jail. Would be great if lizzie spent hers there as well.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lolllooollll ()
Date: October 01, 2016 07:12PM

Could happen, her birthday is pretty soon, on Jan 25. I think she'll still be incarcerated.

Why two separate revocation cases?

GC15028045-01

and

GC15028044-03

Perhaps the court reporter will be there and let us know.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: 2 cases ()
Date: October 01, 2016 07:59PM

Perhaps lizzie was on probation/deferred sentence for 2 different offenses, both of which she fucked up by reoffending, so both have to be reopened.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Cp7MP ()
Date: October 01, 2016 11:36PM

In less than 30 minutes lizzie will begin day 22. It will be the first day of her 4th week in her latest trip to jail. One week from now she will have surpassed eesh's record of 28 days that eesh did in a couple booty houses for posting about a dead cat.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Day 22! ()
Date: October 02, 2016 01:07AM

By the time lizzie gets out, she will have been long forotten on this forum!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Except ()
Date: October 02, 2016 04:44AM

That is, of course, unless you keep talking about her, idiot. Let it go. This is fucking stupid. You're fucking stupid. No one cares. Gtfo

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: sure thing miz..... ()
Date: October 02, 2016 06:57AM

We will discuss this no more...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Mo Wells from adc ()
Date: October 02, 2016 07:49AM

I'm gunna find you!

file.php?40,file=175622,filename=monique

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Vote Trump! ()
Date: October 02, 2016 09:23AM

Liabtardz! LOLZ!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Eeshthefag ()
Date: October 02, 2016 02:24PM

Hi, my name is mikey, aka eesh. I'm a complete loser. Please pay attention to me. Me and my boyfriend moreno and our ragtag team of misfits are important. Pay attention to me! Nothing even remotely interesting has ever happened in my life. I'm fucking retarded. Please listen to me whine and cry all day about absolutely nudging nothing. Me and Billy are proud gay lovers. Pay attention to me. I'm a huge fag. Pay attention to me! Should I kill myself? I think I should because I'm a giant shitbag. Anybody want to watch me and Billy ass fuck? We love being huge faggots.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: No way... ()
Date: October 02, 2016 02:27PM

funniest shit ever Wrote:
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> NjDvh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > lizzie the convict Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > She is almost halway to matching eesh's jail
> > time.
> >
> >
> > eesh did 28 days in 2 different jails plus an
> > additional 4 for before that. lizzie could be
> > going away for a while here.
> >
> > She's approaching her 14th night as the sun
> begins
> > to set earlier and earlier approaching October.
>
> > While we will be enjoying cooler, shorter days,
> > golden leaves and the coming Holiday
> festivities
> > lizzie will be confined to a prison block. I
> > predict she will beat eesh's record of 28 days
> and
> > then some.
> >
> > It's late September and lizzie will not be
> heading
> > back to school to get her nursing degree. eesh
> on
> > the other hand, not in jail, is resuming
> classes
> > for his 12th year in Henrico Community College.
>

> > He is moving on with his life while lizzie is
> > rotting away in jail as he predicted.

Is eesh really still at community college?

In this video it says that he is an army vet and community college student. He was 34 at the time so it's entirely possible that he is in school just over a year later.

http://wtvr.com/2015/07/25/richmond-man-at-the-center-of-a-reign-of-terror-cyber-bulling-lawsuit/

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: subtle ()
Date: October 02, 2016 02:33PM

Eeshthefag Wrote:
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> Hi, my name is mikey, aka eesh. I'm a complete
> loser. Please pay attention to me. Me and my
> boyfriend moreno and our ragtag team of misfits
> are important. Pay attention to me! Nothing even
> remotely interesting has ever happened in my life.
> I'm fucking retarded. Please listen to me whine
> and cry all day about absolutely nudging nothing.
> Me and Billy are proud gay lovers. Pay attention
> to me. I'm a huge fag. Pay attention to me!
> Should I kill myself? I think I should because
> I'm a giant shitbag. Anybody want to watch me and
> Billy ass fuck? We love being huge faggots.


What miz is doing here is basically calling himself a mean name so that when people inevitably go "shut up miz" he will have an easy out by going "HAHA I made fun of miz too, how can I be miz? That eesh though, what a piece of shit."

You guys fall for a lot of stupid shit on this site but please, don't let this act fool you.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: No one is fooled by miz ()
Date: October 02, 2016 02:47PM

He hates this thread, as the whole topic is embarasing to him.

Hw waas so excited when eesh went to jail, and now eesh is back out, but lizzie appears to be going away for a truly long time.

This represents an epic defeat for miz.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: William Moreno embarrassed? ()
Date: October 02, 2016 03:13PM

How could Miz possibly be embarrassed about anything? William Moreno is the one who openly professed his pedophilia and wanted to talk about his buggering of his own mother. The Miz obviously does not possess the capacity to feel shame and seems totally oblivious about the social norms of civilization.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: XNbCE ()
Date: October 02, 2016 03:22PM

lizzie going to jail represents a massive defeat for Moreno. Leiser had eesh in a bunch of different jails back in March and April. Since then, nothing. Can't get eesh in jail no matter how hard they try.

lizzie on the other hand has completely fucked herself and could possibly bring in the new year from some booty house in Fairfax county. The woman who made the song "William Moreno is a Pedophile" is really the closest thing to a friend that he has.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDQHiTlP7YU
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: the picture makes me sad.... ()
Date: October 02, 2016 04:30PM

The morher regarding little miz, probably wondering 'What will you grow up to be? A teacher? A scientist? A writers? Lawyer? Athlete? Civil Servant?'

And the malevolent little demon is thinking "I'M going to be a PEDOPHILE!'

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Aboutthesame ()
Date: October 02, 2016 06:03PM

Miz and eesh= both ass clowns. Please stfu. You're all retarded. Everyone loses.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: mizaroni ()
Date: October 02, 2016 06:49PM

HI MIZ!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I think this is fine ()
Date: October 02, 2016 07:02PM

Aboutthesame Wrote:
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> Miz and eesh= both ass clowns. Please stfu.
> You're all retarded. Everyone loses.


As long as the whole eeshmizliz thing (I omit meg, as she does seem to have transcended this drama) is contained on one thread, and the forum's not getting flooded with ten thousand threads all saying the same thing, the forum will be fine....

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lelefwleflfwelfewf ()
Date: October 02, 2016 09:37PM

I think this is fine Wrote:
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> Aboutthesame Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Miz and eesh= both ass clowns. Please stfu.
> > You're all retarded. Everyone loses.
>
>
> As long as the whole eeshmizliz thing (I omit meg,
> as she does seem to have transcended this drama)
> is contained on one thread, and the forum's not
> getting flooded with ten thousand threads all
> saying the same thing, the forum will be fine....

Lizzie was the forum flooder, and Miz too.

I don't understand how the Morenos got the judge to accept that Lizzie was telling the truth. That skank is the lowest of the low, a backstabber, druggie, dishonest as hell, and would kill her own blood brother or sister for a buck two ninety eight. Honest testimony? Ha!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: u6dJm ()
Date: October 02, 2016 11:20PM

lelefwleflfwelfewf Wrote:
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> Lizzie was the forum flooder, and Miz too.
>
> I don't understand how the Morenos got the judge
> to accept that Lizzie was telling the truth. That
> skank is the lowest of the low, a backstabber,
> druggie, dishonest as hell, and would kill her own
> blood brother or sister for a buck two ninety
> eight. Honest testimony? Ha!

lizzie was the the bigger crap-flooder of the pair. Don't see how anybody could take her testimony seriously given that it changes depending on whatever side she's on at the moment.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: jkGby ()
Date: October 03, 2016 12:23AM

neverland Wrote:
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> cc9e3 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > we should start a pool Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > when will lizzie be back? I say, not before
> the
> > > end of the year.
> >
> > Hopefully never.
>
>
> I hope she gets out in a week. I know she will
> just go back to shitting the forum up and I've
> made my peace with that, but she's in for one hell
> of a roasting and her being in jail delaying the
> laughs had at her expense is unfair to all of us

It will be funny when lizzie gets back to be sure. But I can wait. It's important she passes eesh's time in jail. She's on day 23 now so it won't be long. Abd the longer she's locked up the more absurd her story will be once she finally gets out.

Keep her locked up for a few months or even longer.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: breakfast time for Lizzie! D 23! ()
Date: October 03, 2016 04:20AM

I've heard Farifax ADC has an excellent omellete bar...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: 10 Stiches ()
Date: October 03, 2016 10:39AM

Strangely, I miss her....MIZ

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: mizaroni ()
Date: October 03, 2016 01:02PM

Lizzie complete me...or beats me...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lovebirds ()
Date: October 03, 2016 01:06PM


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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Dane Bramage ()
Date: October 03, 2016 01:17PM

breakfast time for Lizzie! D 23! Wrote:
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> I've heard Farifax ADC has an excellent omellete
> bar...

For the correction officers.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh prevails over miz.... ()
Date: October 03, 2016 01:57PM

Miz is spazzing out - with a little luck, he'll do something to get himself arrested and join lizzie in the clink.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: listen up, miz ()
Date: October 03, 2016 03:03PM

We would like the entire eeshlizmiz drama restricted to one thread. So, psot your little rants here, and no place else.

Or, we could flood the forum with PYBR jokes...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Vote Trump!!!!!!! ()
Date: October 03, 2016 05:19PM

He'll put a stop to lizzie.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lizzie completes Day 23! ()
Date: October 03, 2016 09:58PM

wonder how she's fitting in

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Jail Orificer ()
Date: October 03, 2016 10:25PM

lizzie completes Day 23! Wrote:
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> wonder how she's fitting all those fists in her pussy and asshole

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh could present this song ()
Date: October 03, 2016 11:17PM

Lovebirds Wrote:
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> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5hV3hvH_4E
> .


Eesh can present lizzie's 'William Moreno' song in court; that would be awesome!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Nnnamaste ()
Date: October 04, 2016 12:03AM

jkGby Wrote:
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> neverland Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > cc9e3 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > we should start a pool Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > when will lizzie be back? I say, not before
> > the
> > > > end of the year.
> > >
> > > Hopefully never.
> >
> >
> > I hope she gets out in a week. I know she will
> > just go back to shitting the forum up and I've
> > made my peace with that, but she's in for one
> hell
> > of a roasting and her being in jail delaying
> the
> > laughs had at her expense is unfair to all of
> us
>
> It will be funny when lizzie gets back to be sure.
> But I can wait. It's important she passes eesh's
> time in jail. She's on day 23 now so it won't be
> long. Abd the longer she's locked up the more
> absurd her story will be once she finally gets
> out.
>
> Keep her locked up for a few months or even
> longer.


Enjoy the relative peace and calm and lack of manic thread bumping while you can.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Day 24!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ()
Date: October 04, 2016 03:32PM

wonder if she's gaining/losing weight on the jail diet...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: she is gaining ()
Date: October 04, 2016 03:40PM

Miz is sending her money. Kankles Kris is sending her money. Eesh is sending her money. Probably others as well. Monique is stuffing her face with snacks and junk food from the prison store and will emerge at least 20 lbs heavier.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: rapid weight gain ()
Date: October 04, 2016 03:55PM

How the hell did she get so fat anyway? One minute she is 105 lbs and the next minute she is the Burke Lake Monster. She must have gained 50+ pounds in a year or so.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: ALL of them are fat! ()
Date: October 04, 2016 03:58PM

The entire FU clown car is obese.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: 6LMwh ()
Date: October 04, 2016 04:10PM

Let's keep it all in the thread below. We only need 1 thread running at a time.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/2341526.html

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I agree about one thread ()
Date: October 04, 2016 04:22PM

Wholeheartedly.

But this one is bigger. Keep it here.
Abandon the other thread, but we'll maintain a link to it.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: official eeshlizmiz thread ()
Date: October 04, 2016 05:21PM

Post ALL vitriol against lizzie of miz right here!

(Keep TJ, eesh, katie and kristy in here, too!)

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lights out at 08:00 ()
Date: October 04, 2016 08:35PM

Good night, lizzie!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: can inmates wathc debates? ()
Date: October 04, 2016 10:50PM

is there an exemption to bed time for that?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lizzie says "Pence won" ()
Date: October 04, 2016 11:14PM

and will Obama please pardon me?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Day 25!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ()
Date: October 05, 2016 01:24AM

Day 25!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: one thing we'll never know ()
Date: October 05, 2016 08:03PM

Did lizzie actually get her driver's license or not?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lights out time in jail ()
Date: October 05, 2016 08:34PM

lizzie begins evening#25...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: October 05, 2016 11:24PM

Is hot coco served before bedtime???

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: no, but free meds! ()
Date: October 05, 2016 11:26PM

I bet they pump lizzie full of all kinds of great shit to keep her docile.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: October 05, 2016 11:31PM

no, but free meds! Wrote:
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> I bet they pump lizzie full of all kinds of great
> shit to keep her docile.


ADC full of zombies!!!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: ADC full of zombies, yes... ()
Date: October 05, 2016 11:36PM

But ADC full of DOCILE zombies; zombies who don't fight with each other, attack the guards, or fling poop.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: October 05, 2016 11:41PM

ADC full of zombies, yes... Wrote:
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> But ADC full of DOCILE zombies; zombies who don't
> fight with each other, attack the guards, or fling
> poop.


LOL

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lizzie is snoring peacefully ()
Date: October 06, 2016 01:56AM

In 2 more hours, - breakfast!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: time keeper ()
Date: October 06, 2016 02:05AM

How much longer until she surpasses eesh's time?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh last stint ~30 days ()
Date: October 06, 2016 02:23AM

lizzie has finished 25 - so next week is her milestone...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: breakfast of chumpions ()
Date: October 06, 2016 03:47AM

lizzie is snoring peacefully Wrote:
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> In 2 more hours, - breakfast!
Attachments:
jail-breakfast.jpg

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: time for afternoon ritalin! ()
Date: October 06, 2016 04:53PM

gotta keep lizzie doped up!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: October 06, 2016 06:26PM

breakfast of chumpions Wrote:
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> lizzie is snoring peacefully Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > In 2 more hours, - breakfast!


Do the guest at ADC get some Metamucil with that breakfast??

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: no need for metamucil ()
Date: October 06, 2016 08:18PM

When you've got that much time on your hands, it's OK if it takes two hours to take a dump.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Former CO ()
Date: October 06, 2016 08:33PM

time for afternoon ritalin! Wrote:
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> gotta keep lizzie doped up!


I'd be shocked if lizzie is getting any ritalin while in jail. That stuff can be crushed up and snorted.

The only mood altering drugs that inmates might get is something like Librium/Klonopin(benzos) for the drunks so they dont have an alcohol withdrawal seizure and die. This is only necessary for the serious alcoholics that drink around the clock. This was often an issue for the DUI/DWI inmates. Need a little something something for the jitters.

Even then, they'd only keep medicating a prisoner until the booze withdrawal symptoms pass which rarely took more than a few days.tops.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: former drinker ()
Date: October 06, 2016 08:38PM

Are/were you guys liable if you let a really bad alcoholic seize up and die instead of giving them benzos? Do the guys tell you upon coming in or is it more of a situation where you see them going through withdrawals and intervene

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Former CO ()
Date: October 06, 2016 08:47PM

former drinker Wrote:
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> Are/were you guys liable if you let a really bad
> alcoholic seize up and die instead of giving them
> benzos? Do the guys tell you upon coming in or is
> it more of a situation where you see them going
> through withdrawals and intervene


There have been cases of jails being sued for a loved one's death from an alchohol withdrawal seizure. Google search them if you want.

I was in a different state back in 2002-2007 so I can't say for sure how things work in FFX ADC but I'd imagine many things are more or less the same.

The medical team would check for alcohol withdraw symptoms in all inmates upon entry as a matter of procedure. Getting locked up and getting shit hammered go hand in hand so not surprisingly a lot of the inmates could be in danger if cut off cold turkey from booze.

So, they get to go live like kings in medical for a few days. It's not like heroin withdrawals. Withdrawing from opiates, from what I've seen first hand, is sheer hell but you won't die. Withdrawing cold turkey from alcohol (and benzos) can be fatal in the worst cases. But it's also relatively easy to treat. Just give them their meds for a few days, taper them off and their good to go.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: ADC is a health spa for lizzie ()
Date: October 06, 2016 08:52PM

on the whole, she's probably living a healthier lifestyle in lockup than she did when she was free.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Corrections Officer 1 ()
Date: October 06, 2016 09:09PM

Ms. Wells is being well taken care of during her stay with us. She expressed her desire to one-up everyone, which is why she's staying. Her goal is to beat Basl's record time locked up, and set a record that her Fairfax Underground peers will not be able to beat. #winning #threehots and #acot

She asks that you send brownies.

wink wink

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: we fully support lizzie ()
Date: October 06, 2016 09:16PM

and wish her luck in her endeavor.

I propose that, every week, she be given five minutes of access to a cell phone in order to post on FU and regale us with her latest insights.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: A Question For The CO ()
Date: October 06, 2016 09:52PM

Former CO Wrote:
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> former drinker Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Are/were you guys liable if you let a really
> bad
> > alcoholic seize up and die instead of giving
> them
> > benzos? Do the guys tell you upon coming in or
> is
> > it more of a situation where you see them going
> > through withdrawals and intervene
>
>
> There have been cases of jails being sued for a
> loved one's death from an alchohol withdrawal
> seizure. Google search them if you want.
>
> I was in a different state back in 2002-2007 so I
> can't say for sure how things work in FFX ADC but
> I'd imagine many things are more or less the
> same.
>
> The medical team would check for alcohol withdraw
> symptoms in all inmates upon entry as a matter of
> procedure. Getting locked up and getting shit
> hammered go hand in hand so not surprisingly a lot
> of the inmates could be in danger if cut off cold
> turkey from booze.
>
> So, they get to go live like kings in medical for
> a few days. It's not like heroin withdrawals.
> Withdrawing from opiates, from what I've seen
> first hand, is sheer hell but you won't die.
> Withdrawing cold turkey from alcohol (and benzos)
> can be fatal in the worst cases. But it's also
> relatively easy to treat. Just give them their
> meds for a few days, taper them off and their good
> to go.

Out of curiosity, how do you tell the serious alcoholics (who are in danger from seizures and need to be medicated) from the guy who just got hammered that day (and maybe once/week on a regular basis) and was picked up for DUI? I'm assuming that the alcoholics do not confess to being alcoholics.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: and don't listen to lizzie ()
Date: October 06, 2016 10:06PM

She'll claim all sorts of drug dependencies, just to get free dope.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Former CO ()
Date: October 06, 2016 10:23PM

A Question For The CO Wrote:
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Out of curiosity, how do you tell the serious
> alcoholics (who are in danger from seizures and
> need to be medicated) from the guy who just got
> hammered that day (and maybe once/week on a
> regular basis) and was picked up for DUI? I'm
> assuming that the alcoholics do not confess to
> being alcoholics.
Form

If somebody thinks they are suffering from alcohol withdrawal they will admit to it if they think they will get medicated. Believe you me.


It's easy to spot people who need to be treated for alcohol withdrawal. You ask the inmate basic questions, such as how much have you been drinking? How long (as in days, weeks, months) have you been drinking? When was your last drink?

You breathalyze every inmate upon booking. You know a guy who blew a .24 isn't in danger of seizing up in the next several hours but if he tells the nurse he's been drinking a liter of vodka/day for the last month, he'll be monitored closely to see if withdraws take place. Believe it or not, people will lie and say they are heavy drinkers just so they get sent to medical and given pills. Happens all the time.

Withdrawal symptoms are easy to spot. Elevated blood pressure, pulse, sweating, shaking, trembling voice. It's a fucking mess but you only get to that point if you've been drinking every day around the clock. Guys that wake up and swig vodka. At some point it progresses from alcohol tolerance to dependence.

The weekend warrior who got wasted and got in a bar fight won't be in danger from alcohol withdrawal cause he doesn't drink non-stop.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Thanks CO ()
Date: October 06, 2016 11:18PM

Former CO Wrote:
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> A Question For The CO Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> Out of curiosity, how do you tell the serious
> > alcoholics (who are in danger from seizures and
> > need to be medicated) from the guy who just got
> > hammered that day (and maybe once/week on a
> > regular basis) and was picked up for DUI? I'm
> > assuming that the alcoholics do not confess to
> > being alcoholics.
> Form
>
> If somebody thinks they are suffering from
> alcohol withdrawal they will admit to it if they
> think they will get medicated. Believe you me.
>
>
> It's easy to spot people who need to be treated
> for alcohol withdrawal. You ask the inmate basic
> questions, such as how much have you been
> drinking? How long (as in days, weeks, months)
> have you been drinking? When was your last drink?
>
>
> You breathalyze every inmate upon booking. You
> know a guy who blew a .24 isn't in danger of
> seizing up in the next several hours but if he
> tells the nurse he's been drinking a liter of
> vodka/day for the last month, he'll be monitored
> closely to see if withdraws take place. Believe
> it or not, people will lie and say they are heavy
> drinkers just so they get sent to medical and
> given pills. Happens all the time.
>
> Withdrawal symptoms are easy to spot. Elevated
> blood pressure, pulse, sweating, shaking,
> trembling voice. It's a fucking mess but you only
> get to that point if you've been drinking every
> day around the clock. Guys that wake up and swig
> vodka. At some point it progresses from alcohol
> tolerance to dependence.
>
> The weekend warrior who got wasted and got in a
> bar fight won't be in danger from alcohol
> withdrawal cause he doesn't drink non-stop.

Interesting. Appreciate the detailed response.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: this is educational.... ()
Date: October 06, 2016 11:36PM

I am really please with how well this thread is turning out.

-speculations re: lizzie
-some well-deserved miz-bashing
-insight into how a jail operates and the challenges the COs face

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Monique is now Munik ()
Date: October 07, 2016 12:12AM

That is Arabic for Monique. She has converted to Islam.

Her fellow jail muslims aren't too keen on her flakka habit, but are quite taken wiht her violent temper.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Dayyyyyyy 27!!!!!!!!!1 ()
Date: October 07, 2016 11:02AM

eat yout heart out, eesh!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: CnjeM ()
Date: October 07, 2016 03:20PM

Soon she will be on day 28. About 9 hours to go. That will tie eesh's stay in a jail for posting about a dead cat. It's important to note that eesh did a 4 day time out just before he went away for 28 days. lizzie needs to get to day 33 to surpass eesh's time spent in jail in 2016. That won't happen until next Thursday.

If she gets sprung before then, eesh will still reign king for the FFXU'er that's spent the most time in a jail in 2016.

Megan, for her part, has not been in any jails in 2016. Moreno, although did 2 short trips to jail in 2015 has not been locked up so far this year either. Though he has likely been a guest in a mental hospital or 2.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: monsters inc ()
Date: October 07, 2016 03:26PM

CnjeM Wrote:
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> Soon she will be on day 28. About 9 hours to go.
> That will tie eesh's stay in a jail for posting
> about a dead cat. It's important to note that
> eesh did a 4 day time out just before he went away
> for 28 days. lizzie needs to get to day 33 to
> surpass eesh's time spent in jail in 2016. That
> won't happen until next Thursday.
>
> If she gets sprung before then, eesh will still
> reign king for the FFXU'er that's spent the most
> time in a jail in 2016.
>
> Megan, for her part, has not been in any jails in
> 2016. Moreno, although did 2 short trips to jail
> in 2015 has not been locked up so far this year
> either. Though he has likely been a guest in a
> mental hospital or 2.



The Loserthon continues...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Hambeast in the Can ()
Date: October 07, 2016 03:52PM

CnjeM Wrote:
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> Soon she will be on day 28. About 9 hours to go.
> That will tie eesh's stay in a jail for posting
> about a dead cat. It's important to note that
> eesh did a 4 day time out just before he went away
> for 28 days. lizzie needs to get to day 33 to
> surpass eesh's time spent in jail in 2016. That
> won't happen until next Thursday.
>
> If she gets sprung before then, eesh will still
> reign king for the FFXU'er that's spent the most
> time in a jail in 2016.
>
> Megan, for her part, has not been in any jails in
> 2016. Moreno, although did 2 short trips to jail
> in 2015 has not been locked up so far this year
> either. Though he has likely been a guest in a
> mental hospital or 2.

Megan did a brief stint in an Ohio jail this spring. Supposedly it was a minor charge and was or will be dismissed if she stays out of trouble.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz is the big loser here... ()
Date: October 07, 2016 03:57PM

Because he undoubtedly WILL end up in jail, and whereas lizzie can probably adapt to jail, miz would freak out in there.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: The truth. ()
Date: October 07, 2016 06:02PM

CnjeM Wrote:
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> That will tie eesh's stay in a jail for posting
> about a dead cat.

Eesh went to jail for tooting his horn at the Morenos as he tried to evade them while leaving a parking lot. The way I understand it, they mocked and baited Eesh in their continual harassment of the poor soul.

There is a special place in hell for people who taunt war wounded veterans suffering from PTSD.

The scuttle but includes Lizzie being in on the deal with the Morenos. Her jail time is karmic retribution.

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