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Citadel spread
Posted by: Citadel spread ()
Date: September 13, 2016 05:39AM

Citadel spread,


Ingredients:

18 oz jar Skippy Creamy Peanut Butter
2-4 oz Bacon Grease (residue from 6-8 slices)
1/2 cup honey
2-4 cups granular powdered milk (Carnation)

Recipe:

Combine: Peanut Butter + Bacon Grease + Honey, Mix well.
Add Powdered milk, and stir until mix gets crunchy. Put in pint plastic freezer containers. It will keep in refrigerator indefinitely; it keeps for at least three weeks unrefrigerated.”

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Re: Citadel spread
Posted by: baloney gravy and eggs ()
Date: September 13, 2016 06:05AM

it sounds like something Meade Skelton would write a song about

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Re: Citadel spread
Posted by: sounds nasty ()
Date: September 13, 2016 08:08AM

Citadel spread Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Citadel spread,
>
>
> Ingredients:
>
> 18 oz jar Skippy Creamy Peanut Butter
> 2-4 oz Bacon Grease (residue from 6-8 slices)
> 1/2 cup honey
> 2-4 cups granular powdered milk (Carnation)
>
> Recipe:
>
> Combine: Peanut Butter + Bacon Grease + Honey, Mix
> well.
> Add Powdered milk, and stir until mix gets
> crunchy. Put in pint plastic freezer containers.
> It will keep in refrigerator indefinitely; it
> keeps for at least three weeks unrefrigerated.”

Nasty.

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Re: Citadel spread
Posted by: of course it keeps forever ()
Date: September 13, 2016 08:43PM

Citadel spread Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Citadel spread,
>
>
> Ingredients:
>
> 18 oz jar Skippy Creamy Peanut Butter
> 2-4 oz Bacon Grease (residue from 6-8 slices)
> 1/2 cup honey
> 2-4 cups granular powdered milk (Carnation)
>
> Recipe:
>
> Combine: Peanut Butter + Bacon Grease + Honey, Mix
> well.
> Add Powdered milk, and stir until mix gets
> crunchy. Put in pint plastic freezer containers.
> It will keep in refrigerator indefinitely; it
> keeps for at least three weeks unrefrigerated.”


Bacteria won't touch it!

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Re: Citadel spread
Posted by: Tvgbgbgvgvgv ()
Date: September 13, 2016 10:51PM

Ring tum ditty is waaaaaay better.

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Re: Citadel spread
Posted by: spread this ()
Date: September 18, 2021 06:49AM

Citadel spread. I put that shit on everything!

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Re: Citadel spread
Date: September 18, 2021 07:24AM

sounds like a good way to destroy your immune system

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Re: Citadel spread
Posted by: No one cares ()
Date: September 18, 2021 08:27AM

Let go let god

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Re: Citadel spread
Date: September 18, 2021 08:33AM

your body won't let go of the citidel spread if you decide to eat it

it'll get stuck and rot and ferment and then you will wonder why you smell so bad

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Re: Citadel spread
Posted by: Chicken Little ()
Date: September 18, 2021 08:35AM

The sky is falling.

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Re: Citadel spread
Posted by: .AARPer. ()
Date: September 18, 2021 09:16AM

Citadel Spread is an anal lube. Not for eating unless you're eating ass like the general.

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Re: Citadel spread
Date: September 18, 2021 10:03AM

keep your sexual fantasies to yourself AARper....eye don't swing that way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkWiEgqCL8A

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Re: Citadel spread
Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: September 19, 2021 06:20AM

Citadel spread Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Citadel spread,
>
>
> Ingredients:
>
> 18 oz jar Skippy Creamy Peanut Butter
> 2-4 oz Bacon Grease (residue from 6-8 slices)
> 1/2 cup honey
> 2-4 cups granular powdered milk (Carnation)
>
> Recipe:
>
> Combine: Peanut Butter + Bacon Grease + Honey, Mix
> well.
> Add Powdered milk, and stir until mix gets
> crunchy. Put in pint plastic freezer containers.
> It will keep in refrigerator indefinitely; it
> keeps for at least three weeks unrefrigerated.”

I tried it and it is good as hell. I put it on Town House crackers. My bowels can handle it!

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Re: Citadel spread
Posted by: powdered milk? ()
Date: September 19, 2021 09:42AM

Do they even make powdered milk these days? It sucks!

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