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Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: Goodbye Life ()
Date: August 28, 2016 12:30PM

I have decided I can't take much more of this life. I'm 60 yrs old, no family, no wife, very few friends. I don't really want to interact with society any more.

So, I've reduced the suicide options to 3. These are in order of my preference.

(1) Pipe exhaust fumes into the car and slowly go to sleep and die. Sounds nice.

(2) Massive overdose of narcotics. This is also probably painless but there is a margin of error and I may survive as a vegetable.

(3) A .38 hollow point to the head. Most likely 100% fool proof but messy.

Soliciting thoughts and comments and any other ideas for a guaranteed painless and mistake proof suicide.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: Don't do it ()
Date: August 28, 2016 12:38PM

Why?

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: You might as well live ()
Date: August 28, 2016 12:45PM

What kind of narcotics are you thinking? Most definitely won't be painless.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: Cowards way out ()
Date: August 28, 2016 12:51PM

These are permanent solutions for potentially temporary problems. You can always find a woman and friends. Don't like people? That's common. Move out to the boonies.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: TGDJD ()
Date: August 28, 2016 01:23PM

Don't do it Wrote:
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> Why?

I dont think he wants to be talked out of it. I think he wants opinions on methods. Sounds like he has made his decision to go forward.

Some times life can be too difficult and doesn't leave you many reasons, if any, to continue. I can tell you the prospect of either Clinton or Trump as POTUS has me wondering at times if it's worth the struggle.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: Assassinate ()
Date: August 28, 2016 01:25PM

There's other things to dedicate your life to. Become a hitman. At least kill eesh before you kill yourself. He's a terrorist and menace to society and would make fun of your pain and situation.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: Life ()
Date: August 28, 2016 01:28PM

Goodbye Life Wrote:
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> yada, yada, yada


Later.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: Crisis Line ()
Date: August 28, 2016 01:33PM

Please call this number: Call 1-800-273-8255
Or see this page: http://www.suicide.org/hotlines/virginia-suicide-hotlines.html

You are feeling alone, and not alone.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: Automotive expert ()
Date: August 28, 2016 01:42PM

Goodbye Life Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I have decided I can't take much more of this
> life. I'm 60 yrs old, no family, no wife, very few
> friends. I don't really want to interact with
> society any more.
>
> So, I've reduced the suicide options to 3. These
> are in order of my preference.
>
> (1) Pipe exhaust fumes into the car and slowly go
> to sleep and die. Sounds nice.
>
> (2) Massive overdose of narcotics. This is also
> probably painless but there is a margin of error
> and I may survive as a vegetable.
>
> (3) A .38 hollow point to the head. Most likely
> 100% fool proof but messy.
>
> Soliciting thoughts and comments and any other
> ideas for a guaranteed painless and mistake proof
> suicide.


Piping the exhaust gasses into the car is not good. If the cars engine has fresh air available to it the CO levels will be kind of low and you might just get brain damage and be sent to that nasty hospital down in Staunton to live out your days in a padded cell.
If you want to use car exhaust to properly kill yourself you need to get the car inside a garage or maybe you could rent a big storage locker if you dont have a garage. In an enclosed area the exhaust gases get pulled back into the engine over and over till there is an extremely high level of CO and you will be dead in no time! Good luck!

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: move out of the US ()
Date: August 28, 2016 01:48PM

Go to Thailand or Mexico and have sex with prostitutes everyday, your out look on life will change.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: L3nXn ()
Date: August 28, 2016 01:51PM

>Piping the exhaust gasses into the car is not good. If the cars engine has fresh air available to it the CO levels will be kind of low and you might just get brain damage and be sent to that nasty hospital down in Staunton to live out your days in a padded cell.

CO levels will be low but not for the reasons you give. Modern engines do their best to run as lean as possible. Production of CO (and NO) is considered harmful, so they run lean, oxygenate fuels and post-burn the exhaust with a catalytic converter.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: Automotive expert ()
Date: August 28, 2016 02:09PM

L3nXn Wrote:
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> >Piping the exhaust gasses into the car is not
> good. If the cars engine has fresh air available
> to it the CO levels will be kind of low and you
> might just get brain damage and be sent to that
> nasty hospital down in Staunton to live out your
> days in a padded cell.
>
> CO levels will be low but not for the reasons you
> give. Modern engines do their best to run as lean
> as possible. Production of CO (and NO) is
> considered harmful, so they run lean, oxygenate
> fuels and post-burn the exhaust with a catalytic
> converter.


That one is over your head. You have just proven yourself an ignorant fuck.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: huEex ()
Date: August 28, 2016 02:24PM

Would you consider taking Gerry with you?

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: Gimme a stroke ()
Date: August 28, 2016 02:35PM

Goodbye Life Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I have decided I can't take much more of this
> life. I'm 60 yrs old, no family, no wife, very few
> friends. I don't really want to interact with
> society any more.
>
> So, I've reduced the suicide options to 3. These
> are in order of my preference.
>
> (1) Pipe exhaust fumes into the car and slowly go
> to sleep and die. Sounds nice.
>
> (2) Massive overdose of narcotics. This is also
> probably painless but there is a margin of error
> and I may survive as a vegetable.
>
> (3) A .38 hollow point to the head. Most likely
> 100% fool proof but messy.
>
> Soliciting thoughts and comments and any other
> ideas for a guaranteed painless and mistake proof
> suicide.

Most people do not put their clean-up into consideration when weighing suicide options. Some minimum wage coroner jockey is going have to pick up your remains.

And they just pick up your remains, Cleaning up the blood and gore is not part of their job description.

Pills are good.

Also tight clothing can be a problem to remove and is often cut off instead.
So don't go barbituating yourself into eternity in your Sunday Best.


You also might want to insert a butt plug first so you don't shit yourself.
A dead man with shit all over him is one stinky-ass clean up.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: Darkness Falls ()
Date: August 28, 2016 04:06PM

.38 hollow point to the side of the head I think would be mistake proof. It will most likely blow apart most of your head. Pretty tough to survive that. At the very worst you would bleed to death in a few minutes.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: Jeezus H. Christ ()
Date: August 28, 2016 04:08PM

Just head over to Anacostia and walk down the street yelling you're voting for Trump and that black lives don't matter.

Some people over-complicate even the most simple things.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: WiseOne ()
Date: August 28, 2016 04:28PM

Darkness Falls Wrote:
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> .38 hollow point to the side of the head I think
> would be mistake proof. It will most likely blow
> apart most of your head. Pretty tough to survive
> that. At the very worst you would bleed to death
> in a few minutes.

Nope. The .38 didn't work for Mo. Apparently it was an epic fail with that dent of hers.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: tranny cheeks ()
Date: August 28, 2016 04:38PM

Not interacting with others is a good thing, all assholes, get a lab retreiver and skippy creamy, not crunchy, dogs tend to stop to chew the nuts.
Great times!

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: wknxP ()
Date: August 28, 2016 04:55PM

TGDJD Wrote:
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> Don't do it Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why?
>
> I dont think he wants to be talked out of it. I
> think he wants opinions on methods. Sounds like he
> has made his decision to go forward.
>
> Some times life can be too difficult and doesn't
> leave you many reasons, if any, to continue. I can
> tell you the prospect of either Clinton or Trump
> as POTUS has me wondering at times if it's worth
> the struggle.


This is Lizzy and so is OP.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: 9ePUF ()
Date: August 28, 2016 05:02PM

Actually I'm not the op. I'm the one who told him not to do it.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: tranny cheeks ()
Date: August 28, 2016 05:19PM

I feel bad for 2 reasons, hes 60 and on this board, and not any of u are worth this guy saving himself.
Life can suck but one must go on till u die naturally.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: Anders Breivik ()
Date: August 28, 2016 05:25PM

Go out in a blaze of glory and help society. Burn down a mosque, kill some Muzzies, then off yourself.

You'll feel better as will the rest of us.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: You can go anytime ()
Date: August 28, 2016 05:28PM

tranny cheeks Wrote:
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> I feel bad for 2 reasons, hes 60 and on this
> board, and not any of u are worth this guy saving
> himself.
> Life can suck but one must go on till u die
> naturally.

It's his life. He can leave anytime he wants.

After 60 there isn't much more good times anyway. Health starts failing. Your friends die or move away.

The thought of having to go into a retirement/nursing home would be all the incentive I would need to eat a bullet. My grandpa was in one of those and it was like a house of horrors.......and he was in a nice expensive one!

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: tranny cheeks ()
Date: August 28, 2016 05:43PM

You can go anytime Wrote:
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> tranny cheeks Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I feel bad for 2 reasons, hes 60 and on this
> > board, and not any of u are worth this guy
> saving
> > himself.
> > Life can suck but one must go on till u die
> > naturally.
>
> It's his life. He can leave anytime he wants.
>
> After 60 there isn't much more good times anyway.
> Health starts failing. Your friends die or move
> away.
>
> The thought of having to go into a
> retirement/nursing home would be all the incentive
> I would need to eat a bullet. My grandpa was in
> one of those and it was like a house of
> horrors.......and he was in a nice expensive one!

Obama care would love all old people killing themselves. Im 47 and already can find where ive parked my car. Im not goin to have any retirement, but im making sure some young hot girls gonna wipe my ass and bathe me.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: The Reaper ()
Date: August 28, 2016 06:01PM

OP, it's a little tough trying to solicit successful suicide recommendations being that if you are successful, you aint around to discuss the experience. Got that?

I always thought the car exhaust thing was a pretty sure fire way to get er done as long as you dont get found before you're dead. I think you just pass out/fall asleep and then eventually you're dead.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: fuckitdude ()
Date: August 28, 2016 08:50PM

fuck it man, smoke a jay, go for a road trip. Stay away from too much booze. Tell your Dr. or a friend you are thinking of snuffing it. Life is very painful at times but it passes. BTW nothing is fool proof but if you are terminally ill you can get help to meet a dignified end without pain.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: pad thai ()
Date: August 28, 2016 09:01PM

move out of the US Wrote:
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> Go to Thailand or Mexico and have sex with
> prostitutes everyday, your out look on life will
> change.


+1

For 1,500 baht you fuck me all night long american boy, love long time

asian-thai-hooker-prostitute-exposed.jpg

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: Single Tracking ()
Date: August 28, 2016 09:15PM

Don't try jumping in front of a Metro train, as you will likely cause it to derail, and create another week long shutdown somewhere within the system.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: Blue Bombers ()
Date: August 28, 2016 09:52PM

pad thai Wrote:
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> move out of the US Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Go to Thailand or Mexico and have sex with
> > prostitutes everyday, your out look on life
> will
> > change.
>
>
> +1
>
> For 1,500 baht you fuck me all night long american
> boy, love long time
>
> src="http://bestxxxpics.com/wp-content/uploads/201
> 6/04/asian-thai-hooker-prostitute-exposed.jpg"/>

I doubt a 60 year old man can fuck all night long nor would he want to.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: 8 ball ()
Date: August 28, 2016 09:54PM

Blue Bombers Wrote:
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> pad thai Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > move out of the US Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Go to Thailand or Mexico and have sex with
> > > prostitutes everyday, your out look on life
> > will
> > > change.
> >
> >
> > +1
> >
> > For 1,500 baht you fuck me all night long
> american
> > boy, love long time
> >
> > >
> src="http://bestxxxpics.com/wp-content/uploads/201
>
> >
> 6/04/asian-thai-hooker-prostitute-exposed.jpg"/>
>
> I doubt a 60 year old man can fuck all night long
> nor would he want to.


Give him some blow and I'm sure he will

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: causeican ()
Date: August 28, 2016 10:33PM

You can go anytime Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> tranny cheeks Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I feel bad for 2 reasons, hes 60 and on this
> > board, and not any of u are worth this guy
> saving
> > himself.
> > Life can suck but one must go on till u die
> > naturally.
>
> It's his life. He can leave anytime he wants.
>
> After 60 there isn't much more good times anyway.
> Health starts failing. Your friends die or move
> away.
>
> The thought of having to go into a
> retirement/nursing home would be all the incentive
> I would need to eat a bullet. My grandpa was in
> one of those and it was like a house of
> horrors.......and he was in a nice expensive one!


What makes you think you are the only one who counts? Did you choose to be born? Maybe there is a God and you have something yet to do? Even after 60. Even in a nursing home. Maybe your life matters more than just to you. Maybe there is a purpose for everything.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/28/2016 10:34PM by causeican.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: Crazy Doc ()
Date: August 28, 2016 10:51PM

Try jumping over the White House fence with a gun, that should do it.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: CRUNCH!!!!!!! ()
Date: August 28, 2016 10:57PM

Is crashing into a tree or a concrete bridge abuttment at like 100 mph not a good way? Could you live thru that?

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: Dr jack ()
Date: August 29, 2016 12:21AM

The most painless exit you can make is asphyxiation by inert gas. Choking isn't a reaction due to a lack of oxygen, it's from the excess carbon. You need to lower the oxygen content and replace it with inert gas, I'd recommend nitrous oxide or even just nitrogen, though helium should work too, if I were you i would right up a tube from a helium tank attach it to a regulator and a mask and ride it out, you should slip into unconsciousness and provided you have a large enough tank (I'd try to go for at least 30 minutes) do yourself a favoride empty your bowels and bladder completely before hand, maybe wear a diaper.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: tranny cheeks ()
Date: August 29, 2016 08:01AM

Just email clintons saying u have evidence of a few of their 67 murders.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: GO OUT WITH A BANG! ()
Date: August 29, 2016 09:07AM

I would sell everything and go to a third world country and fuck until my heart gave out! You can expedite the process by partaking in crack, crank or blow! Have one massive fuckfest and leave with a smile on your face!

Of course, I'm saying this as a bystander that has obligations that prevent me from being able to do these things. My life has been reduced down to working a shitty under-paying job in a dying market that will eventually leave me broke and broken as a human. Maybe, when that time comes, I'll take my own advice and check out too!

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: dont checkout ()
Date: August 29, 2016 09:51AM

dont check out just become the dude bro...


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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: tranny cheeks ()
Date: August 29, 2016 09:56AM

This should be the best time of ur life..no responsibility, do whatever u want. No rules, real freedom at last.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: Harold and Maude ()
Date: August 29, 2016 10:02AM

Try this - live to die. By that I mean take up rock climbing, hang gliding, sky diving. First get a life insurance policy and leave it to your best friend or some stranger. Next book some lessons on local rocks climbing. Get proficient. Before you know it you could be climbing at a very high level. Climb like you want to die and you will advance rapidly.

Take risks that are fun. Try that first, what do you have to lose???

ps also watch Harold and Maude

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: 3rd world country ()
Date: August 29, 2016 10:10AM

Just take a trip to a 3rd world country, don't even have to bang hookers and you will realize just how lucky you are. You have people working their ass off all day just to eat and they would never consider suicide. These aren't niggers working as cashiers "strugglin", hard working people that will never complain making $50 a month doing intensive labor.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: mjs ()
Date: August 29, 2016 10:44AM

grab some rope, 10-15', and a cinder block and a duffle bag

tie one of rope to the cinder block. put the cinder block into the bag with the rope. leave one end untied.

head down to Chain bridge. there is a little parking area on the VA side
https://www.google.com/maps/@38.9295404,-77.1166611,3a,75y,297.82h,90t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sz2pRojMDIFy6ZYQWoILjcw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

leave your keys in the car, so the mexicans fishing at the bridge can steal it later.

grab the duffle bag and walk until you are standing over the middle of the flowing water. Its about 80' deep here. take the loose end of the rope and tie it around one of your feet. kind of bend down to make it look like you are tying your shoe in case anyone walks by.

when you are ready, grab the bag and take a dive off the bridge. Once you hit the water, let go of the bag. down you go....

its quick and will be painless, and no messy clean up. and there is no way you can back out once you jump. remember. Gravity....its the law...

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: MUWHL ()
Date: August 29, 2016 10:48AM

^ That's an awful lot of work. Plus isn't drowning slow and painful?

I still would go with the exhaust fumes. You just go to sleep and never wake up.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: mjs ()
Date: August 30, 2016 08:10AM

no gaurantees with the exhaust... someone may find you and stop the car and save your life.

you will probably have some moments of panic as you inhale your first gulp of water. but no pain. you are basically dying the same way, asphyxiation.

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Re: my suicide choices
Posted by: Narrowing down ()
Date: August 30, 2016 09:38AM

Harold and Maude Wrote:
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> Try this - live to die. By that I mean take up
> rock climbing, hang gliding, sky diving. First
> get a life insurance policy and leave it to your
> best friend or some stranger. Next book some
> lessons on local rocks climbing. Get proficient.
> Before you know it you could be climbing at a very
> high level. Climb like you want to die and you
> will advance rapidly.
>
> Take risks that are fun. Try that first, what do
> you have to lose???
>
> ps also watch Harold and Maude

best advise yet. Have some fun in your last days, get fit. Could change your mind but if not you experience some natural highs before you go.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: sshol ()
Date: August 30, 2016 01:00PM

Don't do it Wrote:
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> Why?


Wow! Did you not read the beginning of his post????? geez....try to stay with it here. I think they might still sell Hooked on Phonix. Might want to look into it.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: Gulp ()
Date: August 30, 2016 03:04PM

mjs Wrote:
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> no gaurantees with the exhaust... someone may
> find you and stop the car and save your life.
>
>

Not if you go park it in the wilderness late at night. A guy my brother knew did this. Didn't find him for a week.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: trim. ()
Date: April 16, 2021 03:41AM

Goodbye Life Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I have decided I can't take much more of this
> life. I'm 60 yrs old, no family, no wife, very few
> friends. I don't really want to interact with
> society any more.
>
> So, I've reduced the suicide options to 3. These
> are in order of my preference.
>
> (1) Pipe exhaust fumes into the car and slowly go
> to sleep and die. Sounds nice.
>
> (2) Massive overdose of narcotics. This is also
> probably painless but there is a margin of error
> and I may survive as a vegetable.
>
> (3) A .38 hollow point to the head. Most likely
> 100% fool proof but messy.
>
> Soliciting thoughts and comments and any other
> ideas for a guaranteed painless and mistake proof
> suicide.


Are you still alive?

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: ashli babbitt ()
Date: April 16, 2021 04:11AM

I would, like, try to, you know, overthrow an as if Democratic election cuz, you know for real, I like drama and attention? Whatever! Cuz like my as if mom fucked me up by misspelling my stupid name.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: FFU is the place ()
Date: April 16, 2021 05:45AM

These threads are always my favorite
Soon FFU will be the place to come for posting and or asking about ur suicidal thoughts and ways!

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: ballistix ()
Date: April 16, 2021 11:12AM

Stats indicate that most men self-inflict a gunshot to the head to end it. Women and Italians favor a suicidal gunshot to their heart to preserve the face for family burial service. Shooting oneself into the heart seems difficult to get it right. Proper head shot might be best.

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: Aaa.aaA ()
Date: April 16, 2021 11:32AM

ballistix Wrote:
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> Stats indicate that most men self-inflict a
> gunshot to the head to end it. Women and Italians
> favor a suicidal gunshot to their heart to
> preserve the face for family burial service.
> Shooting oneself into the heart seems difficult to
> get it right. Proper head shot might be best.


We need more dramatic and creative ways to off oneself
The gunshot to head has got old

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: Kelly LeBrocks ()
Date: April 16, 2021 11:41AM

Please don't hate me because I'm beautiful

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Re: Narrowing down my suicide choices
Posted by: Mulligatawny ()
Date: April 16, 2021 01:00PM

Piping hot bowl of soup always makes one feel better!

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