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Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: RichmondStarz ()
Date: August 23, 2016 05:51PM

According to his IMDB page:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4396714/

I wonder if Meade and Wayne will ever tour together. That would certainly be something to see !

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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: sure! ()
Date: August 23, 2016 05:54PM

More like Fig Newton

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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: I don't eat at fucking McDonalds ()
Date: August 23, 2016 06:26PM

sure! Wrote:
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> More like Fig Newton


Or Fag Newton

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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: August 23, 2016 10:37PM

If you can imagine a bloated, estrogen soaked, retarded version of Wayne Newton, yes, that's Meade Skeleton.

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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: newsfrombooze ()
Date: August 23, 2016 11:09PM

I can kind of see it. Both effeminate men with high pitched voices. Meade sure is a dead ringer for younger Wayne






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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: August 23, 2016 11:18PM

I just spoke with Wayne Newtons people and they say that not only is this NOT true, but that Meade Skelton might not even be related to anything human. They're demanding a DNA test.
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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: Nakoma ()
Date: August 24, 2016 07:31AM

RichmondStarz Wrote:
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> According to his IMDB page:
> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4396714/
>
> I wonder if Meade and Wayne will ever tour
> together. That would certainly be something to see
> !


Meade Skelton is a descendent of a very wise and powerful indian chieftain. From the land of the Pima indians.

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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 24, 2016 10:04AM

Is Wayne Newton voting for Trump?




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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: mCNC6 ()
Date: August 24, 2016 10:07AM

sure! Wrote:
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> More like Fig Newton

+1000

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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: major douchewad ()
Date: August 24, 2016 10:33AM

Nakoma Wrote:
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> Meade Skelton is a descendent of a very wise and
> powerful indian chieftain. From the land of the
> Pima indians.

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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: Rvanewztime ()
Date: August 24, 2016 11:20AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Is Wayne Newton voting for Trump?
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Yes, Apparently:

http://thehill.com/video/in-the-news/256070-wayne-newton-all-in-on-trump

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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: cCtMK ()
Date: August 24, 2016 11:26AM


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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: I don't eat at fucking McDonalds ()
Date: August 24, 2016 12:46PM

Nakoma Wrote:
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> Meade Skelton is a descendent of a very wise and
> powerful indian chieftain. From the land of the
> Pima indians.
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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: Cam ()
Date: August 24, 2016 12:51PM

If you don't leave my cousin alone I'm going to kick your ass
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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: Vince Neil ()
Date: August 26, 2016 01:04PM

Meade received a lock of hair from Wayne on his 30 th birthday. That is a incredible birthday gift.

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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: August 26, 2016 01:44PM

Vince Neil Wrote:
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> Meade received a lock of hair from Wayne on his 30
> th birthday. That is a incredible birthday gift.


Is that a nice way of saying that Meade's mouth is full of Wayne Newton's pubic hair?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/26/2016 01:44PM by BEH.

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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: Any Meade sightings? ()
Date: August 26, 2016 04:31PM

Was Meade at the trial today?

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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: tddYn ()
Date: August 26, 2016 04:33PM

Why the hell would he be there?

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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: entertainment ()
Date: August 26, 2016 04:37PM

Supposedly the county paid him to play and sing as entertainment outside the courthouse, in an effort to drive up sweet tea sales.

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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: KUXpW ()
Date: August 26, 2016 04:40PM

entertainment Wrote:
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> Supposedly the county paid him to play and sing as
> entertainment outside the courthouse, in an effort
> to drive up sweet tea sales.

Did they sell t-shirts outside? Did the parties sign autographs?

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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: monetize it ()
Date: August 26, 2016 05:47PM

This affair gives a mental image of a carnival atmosphere trial with vendors, tv crews, autograph signings, etc. They should find a way to cash in on that.

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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: PtwNF ()
Date: August 26, 2016 06:01PM

They will, when the book and movies come out.

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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: better? ()
Date: August 26, 2016 06:07PM

Movie first, then book.

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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: Bob Miller ()
Date: August 26, 2016 08:21PM

Great Wayne Newton clip.


https://youtu.be/V2lekJ45lmE

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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 26, 2016 10:05PM

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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: meashe ()
Date: August 26, 2016 10:23PM

would be great if eesh and meade toured together. i heared wayne newman gets tons of panties thrown on the stage when he performs.

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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 26, 2016 10:35PM

meashe Wrote:
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> would be great if eesh and meade toured together.
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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: I don't eat at fucking McDonalds ()
Date: August 26, 2016 11:13PM

meashe Wrote:
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> would be great if eesh and meade toured together.
> i heared wayne newman gets tons of panties thrown
> on the stage when he performs.


Meade can throw Wayne his.

Of course, Meade's are a little bigger size than the ones modeled in the photo.
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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 27, 2016 01:06AM

Can Wayne dance like this?
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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: paper lantern ()
Date: August 27, 2016 02:37PM

RichmondStarz Wrote:
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> According to his IMDB page:
> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4396714/
>
> I wonder if Meade and Wayne will ever tour
> together. That would certainly be something to see
> !


He is Trish Thuy Trang's half brother too!

http://trishttrang.com/

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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: direct descentent ()
Date: September 12, 2016 05:55AM

Meade Skelton is related to Phil the Indian

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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: September 12, 2016 10:59AM

Meade Skeleton is the result of a long line of brother-sister and first cousin marriages.

But nature eventually rights itself. Meade Skeleton has no testosterone , he is a eunuch and will never procreate. And thank God, no one is desperate enough to bang his sisters.

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Really?
Posted by: Brightin Smith ()
Date: December 04, 2016 01:29PM

Really? You morons have nothing else to do than wag your little dicks about Wayne Newton.
Not one of you would even come close to standing up to Wayne Newton.
This is an honest, outstanding man who has ingetrity and class.
He is the furthest I have ever seen from being gay.
He is a considerate, gentle, excellent lover.
He treats his lady with romance, and respect.
And as for your sagging little limp dicks, Wayne is not only the most tender of lovers, but he knows how to use that 10 inch pole he has.
Get a life. For that matter, get a slut, for that is what you all deserve.

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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: December 04, 2016 01:43PM

For the record I never thought Wayne was gay.

I just thought he was an ugly woman.

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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: Meade the Half Breed ()
Date: December 04, 2016 05:30PM

Meade is also part negro.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/2256960/2257052.html#msg-2257052

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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: Phil Lacio ()
Date: March 11, 2017 04:53PM

 

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Re: Meade Skelton is a distant cousin of Wayne Newton!
Posted by: Chicken ()
Date: July 04, 2018 09:20AM

Meade won't take a 23andMe DNA test because it will confirm his jew ancestory.

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