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a impressive article about Sarah Palin- I knew i liked this lady
Posted by: Palin fan ()
Date: August 21, 2009 03:04AM

<=ont size=4 color=black face="Comic Sans MS">By Dewie Whetsell, Alaskan =isherman
As posted in comments on Greta’s artical referncing the =/span>

<=ont size=4 color=black face="Comic Sans MS">MOVEON ad about =arah =/span>Palin

by Dewey Whetsell

The last 45 of my 66 years I’ve spent in a commercial fishing =own
in Alaska . I understand Alaska politics but never understood national =olitics
well until this last year. Here’s the breaking point: Neither side of =he Palin
controversy gets it…It’s not about persona, style, rhetoric, it’s =bout doing
things. Even Palin supporters never mention the things that I’m about =o
mention here.

1- Democrats forget when Palin was the Darling of the Democrats, because =s
soon as Palin took the Governor’s office away from a fellow Republican =nd
tough SOB, Frank Murkowski, she tore into the Republican’s =#8220;Corrupt Bastards
Club” (CBC) and sent them packing. Many of them are now residing in =tate
housing and wearing orange jump suits. The Democrats reacted by skipping =round
the yard, throwing confetti and singing “la la la la” (well, you =now how they
are). Name another governor in this country that has ever done =nything
similar. But while you’re thinking, I’ll continue. =/span>

2- Now with the CBC gone, there were fewer Alaskan politicians to protect =he
huge, giant oil companies here. So, she constructed and enacted a new system =f
splitting the oil profits called “ACES”. Exxon (the biggest =orporation in the
world) protested and Sarah told them “don’t let the door hit you in =he stern
on your way out.” They stayed, and Alaska residents went from being merely
wealthy to being filthy rich. Of course the other huge international =il
companies meekly fell in line. Again, give me the name of any other governor =n
the country that has done anything similar.

3- The other thing she did when she walked into the governor’s office =s she
got the list of State requests for federal funding for projects, known =s
“pork”. She went through the list, took 85% of them and placed them in =he
“when-hell-freezes-over” stack. She let locals know that if we need =omething
built, we’ll pay for it ourselves. Maybe she figured she could use the =oney
she got from selling the previous governor’s jet because it was =xtravagant.
Maybe she could use the money she saved by dismissing the governor’s =ook
(remarking that she could cook for her own family), giving back the =tate
vehicle issued to her, maintaining that she already had a car, and =ismissing
her State provided security force (never mentioning—I =magine—that she’s
packing heat herself). I’m still waiting to hear the names of those =ther
governors.

4- Now, even with her much-ridiculed “gosh and golly” =annerism, she also
managed to put together a totally new approach to getting a natural =as
pipeline built which will be the biggest private construction project in =he
history of North America . No one else could =o it although they tried. If that
doesn’t impress you, then you’re trying too hard to be unimpressed =hile
watching her do things like this while baking up a batch of brownies with =er
other hand.




5- For 30 years, Exxon held a lease to do exploratory drilling at a =lace
called Point Thompson. They made excuses the entire time why they =ouldn’t
start drilling. In truth they were holding it like an investment. No =overnor
for 30 years could make them get started. This summer, she told them she was revoking
their lease and kicking them out. They protested and threatened court =ction.
She shrugged and reminded them that she knew the way to the court house. =st1:place w:st="on">Alaska
=won again.

6- President Obama wants the nation to be on 25% renewable resources =or
electricity by 2025. Sarah went to the legislature and submitted her plan =or
Alaska=font face="Comic Sans MS"> to =e at 50% renewables by 2025. We are already at 25%. I can give =ou
more specifics about things done, as opposed to style and persona . =verybody
wants to be cool, sound cool, look cool. But that’s just a cover-up. =’m still
waiting to hear from liberals the names of other governors who can match =hat
mine has done in two and a half years. I won’t be holding my breath. =/span>

By the way, she was content to to return to AK after the national election =nd
go to work, but the haters wouldn’t let her. Now these adolescent =creechers
are obviously not scuba divers. And no one ever told them what happens when =ou
continually jab and pester a barracuda. Without warning, it will spin around =nd
tear your face off. Shoulda known better. =/span>

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Re: a impressive article about Sarah Palin- I knew i liked this lady
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: August 21, 2009 03:15AM

tl;dr

We knew you liked this "lady" but we also figured you were a low IQ fool.

Thanks for proving that to us.

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Re: a impressive article about Sarah Palin- I knew i liked this lady
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: August 21, 2009 06:18AM

another "republican" troll pst by an anonymous user...

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Re: a impressive article about Sarah Palin- I knew i liked this lady
Posted by: Another Palin fan ()
Date: August 21, 2009 09:09AM

I like her too -- her tits, that is. She also has a very nice smile.

Otherwise, not so much. In fact, I think she's a fucking idiot who cannot put together a coherent thought.

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Re: a impressive article about Sarah Palin- I knew i liked this lady
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: August 21, 2009 09:36AM

Just the other day she wrote a piece slamming The Export Import Bank for loaning money to a foriegn country to buy US goods and services.

UM, what is the mission of the E/I Bank, exactly, Ex Governor?

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Re: a impressive article about Sarah Palin- I knew i liked this lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 21, 2009 10:44AM

Palin fan Wrote:
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> <=ont size=4 color=black face="Comic Sans MS">By
> Dewie Whetsell, Alaskan =isherman
> As posted in comments on Greta’s artical
> referncing the =/span>
>
> <=ont size=4 color=black face="Comic Sans
> MS">MOVEON ad about =arah =/span>Palin
>


Embed fail.

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Re: a impressive article about Sarah Palin- I knew i liked this lady
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: August 21, 2009 10:50AM

I like Palin, I think she has done some good things in her State.

I also think she is a moron who will never overcome that moniker and the only way she could ever get elected as a President would be to seduce many of the male reporters (and maybe the females if we are to believe the other thread that all women have a little Bi in them) as a "favor" for ignoring her stupid remarks when they report on her statements.

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Re: a impressive article about Sarah Palin- I knew i liked this lady
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: August 21, 2009 11:51AM

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Attachments:
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Re: a impressive article about Sarah Palin- I knew i liked this lady
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 21, 2009 11:54AM

LOL Johnny.

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Re: a impressive article about Sarah Palin- I knew i liked this lady
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 21, 2009 12:36PM

LOL

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Re: a impressive article about Sarah Palin- I knew i liked this lady
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: August 21, 2009 02:25PM

pretty damn funny

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Re: a impressive article about Sarah Palin- I knew i liked this lady
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: August 22, 2009 03:34AM

;oly sh^t thanks for the unre@dable articl3

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