I like to be extra clean, and will go through about a quarter of a roll each dump to ensure cleanliness. I will even scoot over to the sink and wet a few pieces to get any residual dingleberrys. I don't stop until I am completely clean. How much do you use??

Afer ensuring there are no hangfires, I sit my ass directly on the sink and wash it under a stream of running water. Most of the time I don't use any paper at all.

About a pound and a half. Sometimes two pounds if there was Taco Bell the day before.

Costco will deliver by the palatte.

We have bidets in our home for cleaning the poo poo holes.

Sink user Wrote:
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> Afer ensuring there are no hangfires, I sit my ass
> directly on the sink and wash it under a stream of
> running water. Most of the time I don't use any
> paper at all.


I would install a bidet if there was enough space in the bathroom, but it's easy enough to hop onto the vanity and dangle my butt in the sink.

Toilet paper is a primitive tool, you can never get all the fecal matter off, especially if you have rectal hair.

In the absence of an available shower, a vigorous wiping with some type of moist towelettes followed by a dry wipe works fine.

None. My name is Gerrymanderer2 and I am from India and I still practice open defecation even though I now live here in USA. I use my left hand and a little water. Environmentally friendly.

My wife doesn't like it, but my GF does! She hops in the shower and cleans up right before I bury my tongue in her wrinkled starfish!

You're supposed to unroll it? Hmmm, that should save some money. Will let you know in a couple days.

Water Ass Pic Wrote:
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> We have bidets in our home for cleaning the poo
> poo holes.


+1

Best $40 bucks I have spent

I just use 1 - 2 plys to dry my anus

I have ass problems, I really should be using a rag and rinse rag as needed.

I use baby wipes.

I spent a bit of time in Europe and tried the whole bidet thing since they were everywhere.

I have to say I never really figured them out.

Let's say you have to wipe your ass four times to reach cleanliness. When I hopped on the bidet and showered my asshole, it didn't get clean. Then I still needed to wipe my ass four times (or more since now it's wet) to get clean.

What am I doing wrong here?

nog robbin Wrote:
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> I spent a bit of time in Europe and tried the
> whole bidet thing since they were everywhere.
>
> I have to say I never really figured them out.
>
> Let's say you have to wipe your ass four times to
> reach cleanliness. When I hopped on the bidet and
> showered my asshole, it didn't get clean. Then I
> still needed to wipe my ass four times (or more
> since now it's wet) to get clean.
>
> What am I doing wrong here?

It is impossible to get an asshole completely clean using dry toilet paper alone. When I wash my ass in the sink, it only takes about 30 seconds of moderate rubbing with one hand under running water to get it completely fresh and squeaky clean. I then turn around and wash my hands to sterilize them and all done.

For when the urge hits away from home and there is no private sink, I keep unscented baby wipes in my car and briefcase, to use following a few wipes with dry toilet paper.

When my roommate used to come home drunk and pass out I would take one of my fingers and rub my butthole with it and then wipe it on his nose as he slept on the couch. I would wipe it on the rim of the nostril openings! LMMFAO!

>When I wash my ass in the sink, it only takes about 30 seconds of moderate rubbing with one hand under running water to get it completely fresh and squeaky clean. I then turn around and wash my hands to sterilize them and all done.

Ugh, dude, buy one of these and install it on your existing toilet. They're not cheap but they work wonders.

https://www.amazon.com/SW2044-01-Elongated-Washlet-Cotton/dp/B00UCIOX2Q/ref=sr_1_3?s=kitchen-bath&ie=UTF8&qid=1471456273&sr=1-3&keywords=washlet

Baby wipes are so much better than toilet paper. Just don't use Huggies, the rough texture will give you anal fissures.

Devient Wrote:
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> When my roommate used to come home drunk and pass
> out I would take one of my fingers and rub my
> butthole with it and then wipe it on his nose as
> he slept on the couch. I would wipe it on the rim
> of the nostril openings! LMMFAO!


The reason that worked was because you wiped using only dry toilet paper. If you had used a sink or bidet, or even simply jumped in the shower after each dump, your butthole would remain odorless.

When my roommate used to come home drunk and pass out I would take one of my fingers and stick in my butthole then wipe it on my nose and masturbate as he slept on the couch. I would wipe my jizz on the rim of my nostril openings! LMMFAO!