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Witchcraft in the White House
Posted by:
is this real
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Date: August 19, 2009 12:12PM
http://atkinsonsadvice.blogtownhall.com/2009/08/15/witchcraft_in_the_white_house.thtml
Obama's family members practicing santeria. GO fig....
Obama's family members practicing santeria. GO fig....
Re: Witchcraft in the White House
Posted by:
TheMeeper
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Date: August 19, 2009 12:20PM
I also heard that someone saw a series of mysterious blue and green lights hovering near the White House, as a triangular shape spaceship slowly beamed bright lights across the lawn, as if it were searching for something.
Re: Witchcraft in the White House
Posted by:
take me to your leader
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Date: August 19, 2009 12:22PM
TheMeeper Wrote:
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> I also heard that someone saw a series of
> mysterious blue and green lights hovering near the
> White House, as a triangular shape spaceship
> slowly beamed bright lights across the lawn, as if
> it were searching for something.
If it was after Jan. 20, 2009, it certainly didn't find any intelligent lifeforms.
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> I also heard that someone saw a series of
> mysterious blue and green lights hovering near the
> White House, as a triangular shape spaceship
> slowly beamed bright lights across the lawn, as if
> it were searching for something.
If it was after Jan. 20, 2009, it certainly didn't find any intelligent lifeforms.
Re: Witchcraft in the White House
Posted by:
TheMeeper
()
Date: August 19, 2009 12:24PM
take me to your leader Wrote:
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> If it was after Jan. 20, 2009, it certainly didn't
> find any intelligent lifeforms.
According to sources on the looney right, witchcraft is practiced in the White House every time the Obama children open their Harry Potter books.
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> If it was after Jan. 20, 2009, it certainly didn't
> find any intelligent lifeforms.
According to sources on the looney right, witchcraft is practiced in the White House every time the Obama children open their Harry Potter books.
Re: Witchcraft in the White House
Posted by:
you are a RIOT
()
Date: August 19, 2009 12:27PM
TheMeeper Wrote:
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> take me to your leader Wrote:
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> -----.
> >
> > If it was after Jan. 20, 2009, it certainly
> didn't
> > find any intelligent lifeforms.
>
>
> According to sources on the looney right,
> witchcraft is practiced in the White House every
> time the Obama children open their Harry Potter
> books.
Are they opening them with blood soaked chicken claws? Sources on the looney left state that every time Sasha gets driven to school, a condor in CA dies because of the pollution.
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> take me to your leader Wrote:
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> -----.
> >
> > If it was after Jan. 20, 2009, it certainly
> didn't
> > find any intelligent lifeforms.
>
>
> According to sources on the looney right,
> witchcraft is practiced in the White House every
> time the Obama children open their Harry Potter
> books.
Are they opening them with blood soaked chicken claws? Sources on the looney left state that every time Sasha gets driven to school, a condor in CA dies because of the pollution.
Re: Witchcraft in the White House
Posted by:
TheMeeper
()
Date: August 19, 2009 12:30PM
If you're looking for a riot, just show up at one of those teabag protests.
you are a RIOT Wrote:
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>
>
> Are they opening them with blood soaked chicken
> claws? Sources on the looney left state that
> every time Sasha gets driven to school, a condor
> in CA dies because of the pollution.
you are a RIOT Wrote:
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>
>
> Are they opening them with blood soaked chicken
> claws? Sources on the looney left state that
> every time Sasha gets driven to school, a condor
> in CA dies because of the pollution.
Re: Witchcraft in the White House
Posted by:
Lipton
()
Date: August 19, 2009 12:34PM
TheMeeper Wrote:
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> If you're looking for a riot, just show up at one
> of those teabag protests.
Or I could just listen to a couple of looney ass Cindy Sheehan Dems.
Teabag protest? Is that where people are opposed to you putting guy's balls in your mouth?
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> If you're looking for a riot, just show up at one
> of those teabag protests.
Or I could just listen to a couple of looney ass Cindy Sheehan Dems.
Teabag protest? Is that where people are opposed to you putting guy's balls in your mouth?
Re: Witchcraft in the White House
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: August 19, 2009 12:47PM
The only source listed in that stupid blog posting was "a close friend of Michele Obama."
Watch this:
A close friend of President Obama recently told me that our yellow sun gives him power, and at night, he flies white women around the town all romantic-like. When he kisses them, they forget what just happened, which is how he keeps getting away with it.
It must be true, because my source is a close friend of Barack Obama, and that's not something you can just make up.
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Watch this:
A close friend of President Obama recently told me that our yellow sun gives him power, and at night, he flies white women around the town all romantic-like. When he kisses them, they forget what just happened, which is how he keeps getting away with it.
It must be true, because my source is a close friend of Barack Obama, and that's not something you can just make up.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Witchcraft in the White House
Posted by:
TheMeeper
()
Date: August 19, 2009 12:54PM
Lipton Wrote:
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> >
> Teabag protest? Is that where people are opposed
> to you putting guy's balls in your mouth?
http://www.ilovewavs.com/Effects/Music/Sound%20Effect%20-%20Rimshot.wav
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> >
> Teabag protest? Is that where people are opposed
> to you putting guy's balls in your mouth?
http://www.ilovewavs.com/Effects/Music/Sound%20Effect%20-%20Rimshot.wav
Re: Witchcraft in the White House
Posted by:
Marci
()
Date: August 19, 2009 01:37PM
is this real Wrote:
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> http://atkinsonsadvice.blogtownhall.com/2009/08/15
> /witchcraft_in_the_white_house.thtml
>
> Obama's family members practicing santeria. GO
> fig....
I doubt this story is true as Google tells me its limited to two blogs at this point. Besides, everybody knows they're all a bunch of Muslims anyway.
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> http://atkinsonsadvice.blogtownhall.com/2009/08/15
> /witchcraft_in_the_white_house.thtml
>
> Obama's family members practicing santeria. GO
> fig....
I doubt this story is true as Google tells me its limited to two blogs at this point. Besides, everybody knows they're all a bunch of Muslims anyway.
Re: Witchcraft in the White House
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: August 19, 2009 02:42PM
Marci Wrote:
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> Besides, everybody knows they're all a bunch of flag-hating Kenyan Muslims > anyway.
There, I fixed it for you.
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> Besides, everybody knows they're all a bunch of flag-hating Kenyan Muslims > anyway.
There, I fixed it for you.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Witchcraft in the White House
Posted by:
ยง
()
Date: August 19, 2009 04:06PM
take me to your leader Wrote:
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> TheMeeper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I also heard that someone saw a series of
> > mysterious blue and green lights hovering near
> the
> > White House, as a triangular shape spaceship
> > slowly beamed bright lights across the lawn, as
> if
> > it were searching for something.
>
> If it was after Jan. 20, 2009, it certainly didn't
> find any intelligent lifeforms.
I thought Bush was still living there after the inauguration. He was late moving out while Obama and family were shacked up at the Hay Adams.
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> TheMeeper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I also heard that someone saw a series of
> > mysterious blue and green lights hovering near
> the
> > White House, as a triangular shape spaceship
> > slowly beamed bright lights across the lawn, as
> if
> > it were searching for something.
>
> If it was after Jan. 20, 2009, it certainly didn't
> find any intelligent lifeforms.
I thought Bush was still living there after the inauguration. He was late moving out while Obama and family were shacked up at the Hay Adams.
Re: Witchcraft in the White House
Posted by:
Gravis
()
Date: August 19, 2009 04:16PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Marci Wrote:
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> > Besides, everybody knows they're all a bunch of
> flag-hating Kenyan Muslims > anyway.
>
> There, I fixed it for you.
it's nice to see someone is carrying the torch on the "i fixed it for you" front. :)
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
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> Marci Wrote:
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> -----
> > Besides, everybody knows they're all a bunch of
> flag-hating Kenyan Muslims > anyway.
>
> There, I fixed it for you.
it's nice to see someone is carrying the torch on the "i fixed it for you" front. :)
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Re: Witchcraft in the White House
Posted by:
Melissa
()
Date: August 19, 2009 05:11PM
Ha ha!
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Being vague is almost as fun as that other thing.
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Being vague is almost as fun as that other thing.
Re: Witchcraft in the White House
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: August 19, 2009 05:22PM
Well, I am a helper.
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