http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.81e791dce22810f6f96f2361d934f866.6e1&show_article=1

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A US television news station last month reported that an "alarming number" of iPods "have suddenly burst into flames and smoke, injuring people and damaging property."

The station said that Apple lawyers tried to stop it from getting hold of hundreds of pages of iPod-related documents which included information on "15 burn and fire-related incidents blamed by iPod owners on their iPods."

The cause of the trouble appears to be overheated lithium ion batteries, according to the Seattle-based KIRO television station's review of the paperwork.

Sorry, no glowing sheep today, just hot pockets.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 08/18/2009 01:22PM by Registered Voter.

Maybe I need to stop keeping my iPhone so close to my testicles.

Registered Voter Wrote:
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> http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.81e791
> dce22810f6f96f2361d934f866.6e1&show_article=1
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> ...
> A US television news station last month reported
> that an "alarming number" of iPods "have suddenly
> burst into flames and smoke, injuring people and
> damaging property."
>
> The station said that Apple lawyers tried to stop
> it from getting hold of hundreds of pages of
> iPod-related documents which included information
> on "15 burn and fire-related incidents blamed by
> iPod owners on their iPods."
>
> The cause of the trouble appears to be overheated
> lithium ion batteries, according to the
> Seattle-based KIRO television station's review of
> the paperwork.
>
>
> Sorry, no glowing sheep today, just hot pockets.

One can only hope TheMeepers pants burst into flames and burn his little pecker.

Didnt that already happen to Inka?

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Maybe I need to stop keeping my iPhone so close to
> my testicles.

what testicles?

Gambler Wrote:
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> One can only hope TheMeepers pants burst into flames and burn his little pecker.


I'm sure if something like that actually did happen to me, it would still manage to be funnier than the dumb, boring comment you just made.

Good one.

Lack Thereof Wrote:
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> > Maybe I need to stop keeping my iPhone so close
> to
> > my testicles.
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> what testicles?

The ones I use when fucking your mom.

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Lack Thereof Wrote:
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> > WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > > Maybe I need to stop keeping my iPhone so
> close
> > to
> > > my testicles.
> >
> > what testicles?
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> The ones I use when fucking your mom.

You use your testicles to fuck? Man, I use my dick. You need some lessons in fucking. No wonder your wife loves my dick so much.

Check this out for some pointers-- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse


"To engage in coitus, the erect PENIS is inserted into the vagina and one or both of the partners move their hips to move the PENIS backward and forward inside the vagina to cause friction, typically without fully removing the PENIS. In this way, they stimulate themselves and each other, often continuing until orgasm in either or both partners is achieved. Penetration by the hardened erect PENIS is also known as intromission, or by the Latin name immissio PENIS (Latin for "insertion of the PENIS")."

Who said anything about penetrating a vagina. Based on your narrative, there is only vaginal sex. As we all know your wife and (apparently you as well) are very much into anal and oral penetration.

Can't help it if your mom can take it "balls deep." Must be because she's such a fucking whore.

I'll bet Inkahootz could give some pointers to Biologist and his mom about how to achieve muscle relaxation levels such that an entire set of testicles and phallus or a fist could be insterted into a lower body orifice (or orifices).



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/18/2009 02:30PM by ITRADE.

Those are much too big of words for him.

He strikes me as an Andrew Dice Clay "cock-n-balls" character.

Is dat da franks or da beans?

Followed by, "Ohhh!"

He used to do that after every joke.

ITRADE Wrote:
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> Who said anything about penetrating a vagina.
> Based on your narrative, there is only vaginal
> sex. As we all know your wife and (apparently you
> as well) are very much into anal and oral
> penetration.

§ and you have an obvious gay sexual connection. Maybe the two of you should get a room. It's not like you have anymore clients to bill - either of you.

I've got more work than I know what to do with. Maybe I'll drop you one of those new shiny dollar coins next time I see you curled up in a filthy ball by the Courthouse Metro stop.

ITRADE Wrote:
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> I've got more work than I know what to do with.

I am not including "johns" as clients.

> Maybe I'll drop you one of those new shiny dollar
> coins next time I see you curled up in a filthy
> ball by the Courthouse Metro stop.

Perhaps, what's the deal? Are you auditioning to supplant Meeper as Washingtonelocian's favorite bitch boy?

nobody screams "I'm a bitch boy" more than someone with the name "trade your dick". i mean wtf?

What he said.

Hopefully Meeper's iphone doesn't burst into flames near his hair. All that rogaine he uses must be a ticking timebomb.

tighty righty and conVince get married in va's first hermophrodite wedding ceremony. more news at 11

"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

Burn Iphone Burn Wrote:
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> Hopefully Meeper's iphone doesn't burst into
> flames near his hair. All that rogaine he uses
> must be a ticking timebomb.

Meeper,

There are things you can do to augment rogaine. They are safe and effective. I have successfully stopped hair loss and actually gained some more hair. It took about a year and some patience, but my regimine works wonders. It costs about $20/month. Good luck brother baldy. My wife has been amazed at the regrowth.

All the best,
formerly frustrated