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New Jersey Homeowner Calls Cops on Bob Dylan
Posted by: LOLcat ()
Date: August 17, 2009 06:04PM

http://www.abcnews.go.com/GMA/Story?id=8331830&page=1

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Bob Dylan was detained by police in Long Branch, N.J. last month, when a young officer failed to recognize him, police said. The officer proceeded to go to earnest lengths to ensure the hooded, disheveled, rain-soaked music legend was, in fact, who he said he was.

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Re: New Jersey Homeowner Calls Cops on Bob Dylan
Posted by: Mofo ()
Date: August 17, 2009 06:13PM

This is a national disgrace. Quick someone invite the cop and Bob Dylan to the white house for a beer stat.

Granted Dylan is quite old these days, I'm waiting for him to die and the Dylan tribute movie, ala Ray Charles and Johnny Cash.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/17/2009 06:14PM by Mofo.

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Re: New Jersey Homeowner Calls Cops on Bob Dylan
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: August 17, 2009 07:29PM

Wonderful story.

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Re: New Jersey Homeowner Calls Cops on Bob Dylan
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 17, 2009 08:27PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/29/2012 11:48PM by Alias.

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Re: New Jersey Homeowner Calls Cops on Bob Dylan
Posted by: row jimmy ()
Date: August 17, 2009 09:08PM

the arresting officer if pretty cute. Id bang her if I was bob dylan.

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Re: New Jersey Homeowner Calls Cops on Bob Dylan
Posted by: Brandon ()
Date: August 17, 2009 09:09PM

Dylan should have told her to piss off when she asked for id.

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Re: New Jersey Homeowner Calls Cops on Bob Dylan
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 17, 2009 11:46PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/29/2012 11:47PM by Alias.

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Re: New Jersey Homeowner Calls Cops on Bob Dylan
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: August 18, 2009 09:03AM

row jimmy Wrote:
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> the arresting officer if pretty cute. Id bang her
> if I was bob dylan.


"Officer Kristie Buble"

Buble as in Mr. Bubble? "Hi I'm Officer Bubble"! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

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Re: New Jersey Homeowner Calls Cops on Bob Dylan
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: August 18, 2009 09:31AM

I guess I can't blame the cop for thinking Bob wasn't actually Snydley Whiplash.
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Re: New Jersey Homeowner Calls Cops on Bob Dylan
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: August 18, 2009 02:41PM

When I was in high school Bob Dylan was staying at the same hotel I was. When he walked into the lobby, I went up to him to say "hi." He kept walking with his security guards, and said to me, clearly, "sorry, but after what happened to John Lennon,I can't stop." The article points out Mr. Dylan likes to hide his identity; Ive known why for years now.

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Re: New Jersey Homeowner Calls Cops on Bob Dylan
Posted by: ยง ()
Date: August 18, 2009 02:44PM

Bob Dylan. I like his music, but that man looks like an emaciated rodent.

Add him to the FFXU death pool immediately.

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Re: New Jersey Homeowner Calls Cops on Bob Dylan
Date: August 18, 2009 04:18PM

LOL he was just checking out real estate in the rain in New Jersey. Sure plausible that a rock star would get bored as shit on tour and wander around at night in dark rainy night and look at houses for sale. Ive also read that he has a mountain bike and enjoys taking that out at rest stops in the middle of no where while the bus driver and touring band take a piss. He is a weird fucking dude.

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Re: New Jersey Homeowner Calls Cops on Bob Dylan
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: August 18, 2009 04:58PM

Mofo Wrote:
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> This is a national disgrace. Quick someone invite
> the cop and Bob Dylan to the white house for a
> beer stat.
>
> Granted Dylan is quite old these days, I'm waiting
> for him to die and the Dylan tribute movie, ala
> Ray Charles and Johnny Cash.


There was one. And the part of Bob Dylan was played by 6 different people - including a black child and a skinny white woman. The actually needed about 6 more to do him justice.

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