One day she was posting and then *poof* she disappeared. Is she okay?

Probably too busy having teh hot lesbian sex to care this fresh wave of trolls.

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Hmmm. Could have something to do with the police investigation I have been hearing so much about. Haven't seen Spunky either. Hmmmmm.

The police investigation is very real.

Last night I was brought into the station and put in one of those rooms with the one-way glass. There was a detective in the room who repeatedly pounded on the desk with his fist asking me what I knew about a bunch of trolls on FU. I just kept telling him I didn't know anything, and they had the wrong guy.

The situation is worsening. I am starting to fear for my life. For a second I began to think that the detective may have been of "them" and that he would use the information I provided to harm others. And I wonder who was behind the glass. Could it have been Cary? TheMeeper? Who knows. But I don't want to play this game anymore.

If you guys are reading this, leave me alone. I want my life back.

I think I have a Ray Parker Jr. song that could cheer you up.

Affected Wrote:
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>
> There was a detective in the room who repeatedly pounded on the desk with his fist asking me what I knew about a bunch of trolls on FU.



This was funny.

Affected Wrote:
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> The police investigation is very real.
>
> Last night I was brought into the station and put
> in one of those rooms with the one-way glass.
> There was a detective in the room who repeatedly
> pounded on the desk with his fist asking me what I
> knew about a bunch of trolls on FU. I just kept
> telling him I didn't know anything, and they had
> the wrong guy.
>
> The situation is worsening. I am starting to fear
> for my life. For a second I began to think that
> the detective may have been of "them" and that he
> would use the information I provided to harm
> others. And I wonder who was behind the glass.
> Could it have been Cary? TheMeeper? Who knows. But
> I don't want to play this game anymore.
>
> If you guys are reading this, leave me alone. I
> want my life back.

I don't believe you. If the cops were serious, they would have brought out the wicker chair used in Casino Royale.

I was thinking about posting the same topic. I really hope it's hot lesbian sex. Please let it be hot lesbian sex...

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

Pics or GTFO.

Affected Wrote:
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> The police investigation is very real.
>
> Last night I was brought into the station and put
> in one of those rooms with the one-way glass.
> There was a detective in the room who repeatedly
> pounded on the desk with his fist asking me what I
> knew about a bunch of trolls on FU. I just kept
> telling him I didn't know anything, and they had
> the wrong guy.
>
> The situation is worsening. I am starting to fear
> for my life. For a second I began to think that
> the detective may have been of "them" and that he
> would use the information I provided to harm
> others. And I wonder who was behind the glass.
> Could it have been Cary? TheMeeper? Who knows. But
> I don't want to play this game anymore.
>
> If you guys are reading this, leave me alone. I
> want my life back.

He's not making this up. Today, I had to take a lie detector test and swear under oath that I only post as "MrMephisto."

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Was that before or after you played with your wad of cocaine covered bills?

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University



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I got questioned by Harry Potter late last week. Apparently the magic community is questioning "muggles" on the whereabouts of said trolls. I tried to explain that these weren't the trolls he was looking for, but he forced some weird potion down my throat and I don't really remember what happened after that.

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TheMeeper Wrote:
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Melissa hasn't posted since she met up with MrMephisto for some drinks. She was either dumped in the Potomac or chopped up into little pieces to be fed to
Mr. Cobblesworth.

Melissa was warned that MrMephisto rapes babies, but she did not listen.

There is no mellissa. Mellissa is a dude who trolls pretending to be a chick. He was nabbed on a recent "To Catch a predator" by chris Hanson.

A recent "To Catch a Predator"? Did you just wake up from a coma?

There is no mellissa Wrote:
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> There is no mellissa. Mellissa is a dude who
> trolls pretending to be a chick. He was nabbed on
> a recent "To Catch a predator" by chris Hanson.

A stupid fucking post ie where is 'insert name of old poster here' deserves a smart ass answer. who fucking cares why a transvestite retard hasnt posted on a message board. fuck you.

There is no mellissa Wrote:
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> There is no mellissa. Mellissa is a dude who
> trolls pretending to be a chick.

If Melissa was a fake poster, I'll be disappointed. She seemed like a nice person. :(

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i am Melissa. you all got pwn3d!!!1! lol u all like boyz imho. rotfl ol

BB/Melissa:
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'Melissa' stopped posting once i stopped, yea.

Wow! I got my own thread?

*sniff sniff*

I am moved. ;o)

I wish I was having some hot lesbian sex... I'm afraid tumbleweeds are going to start passing through my bedroom.

I have had quite an active social schedule lately, and haven't been online much. Well, other than that devil, Facebook, and their addictive little games.

WTL, where did you get that picture of me? I forgot to shave! I'm SO embarrassed.

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Being vague is almost as fun as that other thing.

Dwight. Wrote:
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> 'Melissa' stopped posting once i stopped, yea.


dwight my nigga whats up D-whizzle? how long you been out the penn?

k



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Melissa Wrote:
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> Wow! I got my own thread?
>
> *sniff sniff*
>
> I am moved. ;o)
>
> I wish I was having some hot lesbian sex... I'm
> afraid tumbleweeds are going to start passing
> through my bedroom.
>
> I have had quite an active social schedule lately,
> and haven't been online much. Well, other than
> that devil, Facebook, and their addictive little
> games.
>
> WTL, where did you get that picture of me? I
> forgot to shave! I'm SO embarrassed.

maybe somebody could relieve you of your lesbian tendencies?



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