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Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by: X9j6e ()
Date: September 05, 2016 08:05AM

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Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by: Early bird ()
Date: September 05, 2016 08:06AM

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Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by: Dent Head ()
Date: September 06, 2016 03:12PM

Anyone have those pics of me and eeshypoo together? We were so happy and kissy face. He was the man compared to William and my current ton-O-fun.

Do you know what it is like to hold up 100 pounds of gut just to suck him off? The sun has never seen his genitalia, so there are three different bacteria molds growing down there. At least he can get his entire 4 inches up, unlike William who can not due to medications.

Someone take me down memory lane, when I was cool and eesh was sexy.



Dent Head inside fact #10 - My vagina can rap and speak in Ebonics.

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Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by: Dark Humor ()
Date: September 06, 2016 05:45PM

Dent Head Wrote:
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> Anyone have those pics of me and eeshypoo
> together? We were so happy and kissy face. He was
> the man compared to William and my current
> ton-O-fun.
>
> Do you know what it is like to hold up 100 pounds
> of gut just to suck him off? The sun has never
> seen his genitalia, so there are three different
> bacteria molds growing down there. At least he can
> get his entire 4 inches up, unlike William who can
> not due to medications.
>
> Someone take me down memory lane, when I was cool
> and eesh was sexy.
>
>
>
> Dent Head inside fact #10 - My vagina can rap and
> speak in Ebonics.


And your head is empty except for some dead flies.
If you shake it does it sound like a maraca?

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Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by: Dent Head ()
Date: September 08, 2016 08:45PM

Dark Humor Wrote:
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> And your head is empty except for some dead
> flies.
> If you shake it does it sound like a maraca?


Flies usually gather around my crotch area. They are attracted to the toxic odor coming from my unwashed vagina. I rarely shower, so bugs also fly towards my stank ass.

So, is it more humiliating arguing with strangers on the internet about having a drivers license or bragging about being on William's insurance policy? I mean, it points out the fact I can not afford my own car. It shows that I am still using William as my bitch. And I will prove that I have a license!!!!!!!!

It is not possible that posters were fucking with me and just manipulating me, right? That I get manic and act a fool about the most trivial of stuff that strangers post. I am not that dumb, right?

I will admit to being scared to post under my registered name.


Dent Head inside fact #12 - I only have four toes on my left foot. When I was little I walked in circles for hours.

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Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by: Dent Head ()
Date: September 12, 2016 06:09PM

Dent Head inside fact #13 - I prefer jail food to the taste of freedom.

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Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by: Dent Head ()
Date: September 19, 2016 06:08PM

Tell Kris I love him. I will be faithful while I am gone. I only hope he does too, but he is so sexy and hot that I think other fat black boys will now hook up with him.

Dent Head inside fact #14 - Jail is actually the nicest place I have ever stayed in my life.

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Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by: Toes ()
Date: September 20, 2016 07:22AM

Dent Head Wrote:

> Dent Head inside fact #12 - I only have four toes
> on my left foot. When I was little I walked in
> circles for hours.


Is there any truth to the toe count?

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Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by: Dent Head ()
Date: September 27, 2016 10:33PM

Toes Wrote:
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> Dent Head Wrote:
>
> > Dent Head inside fact #12 - I only have four
> toes
> > on my left foot. When I was little I walked in
> > circles for hours.
>
>
> Is there any truth to the toe count?


Yes - my parent told me I was special. I was told that the extra toe was a sign that great things will happen in my life for as long as I have it. The toe fell off about five years ago during my first post on this forum.

Dent Head inside fact #15 - I win at everything, so I am going to break the record of days spent in jail set by eesh. Also, once when I farted while eesh was fucking me, it went "eeeeeeeeeeeessshhhhh" and he said "Yes baby, keep saying my name".

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Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by: Dent Head ()
Date: September 29, 2016 12:55PM

Why is no one writing me in jail? Why did my family not bond me out? Where are William and eesh when I need them?

After everything I did for William and eesh, and they turn on me?


Dent Head inside fact #16 - When I am sad, I draw little faces on my boobs and talk to them. Eyes above and mouth below the nipple, I call them Shamus and Kunta.

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Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by: Mizery Me ()
Date: September 29, 2016 02:14PM

Dent Head Wrote:
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> Why is no one writing me in jail? Why did my
> family not bond me out? Where are William and eesh
> when I need them?
>


I got my letter
"return to sender".

Is this the right facility?
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Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by: We need another hero ()
Date: May 20, 2018 02:35PM

EviDENTly, this thread needs to be bumped.

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Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by: Somthing's afoot ()
Date: May 20, 2018 02:43PM

Dent Head Wrote:
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> Toes Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dent Head Wrote:
> >
> > > Dent Head inside fact #12 - I only have four
> > toes
> > > on my left foot. When I was little I walked
> in
> > > circles for hours.
> >
> >
> > Is there any truth to the toe count?
>
>
> Yes - my parent told me I was special. I was told
> that the extra toe was a sign that great things
> will happen in my life for as long as I have it.
> The toe fell off about five years ago during my
> first post on this forum.
>
> Dent Head inside fact #15 - I win at everything,
> so I am going to break the record of days spent in
> jail set by eesh. Also, once when I farted while
> eesh was fucking me, it went
> "eeeeeeeeeeeessshhhhh" and he said "Yes baby, keep
> saying my name".

These are the two photos Lizzie posted purporting to be her feet. There is no sign of missing or extra toes in either pic.
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Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by: there is a thrid pic ()
Date: May 20, 2018 05:00PM

lizzie took a pic when she took her very first bath

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Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by: filthy bathwater ()
Date: May 20, 2018 05:22PM

there is a thrid pic Wrote:
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> lizzie took a pic when she took her very first
> bath

true
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Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by: the funniest part is...... ()
Date: May 20, 2018 06:00PM

That tub was probably the cleanest part of the apartment (as it got by far the least use.)

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Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by: Dent Head ()
Date: May 21, 2018 03:05AM

I have found a secret network line from jail. I can only answer questions once a day, so ask away and I will respond to all of them at once.

Dent Head inside fact #17 - I fell into the water right after that pic of me at Burke Lake. The fall caused me to eject a large amount of air bubbles out of my ass (Also known as a Fart). I was not embarrassed at first because no one could hear it, but the 37 dead fish that immediately floated to the top of the water kind of gave it away.

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Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 21, 2018 04:59AM

Dent Head,


Do you believe there is a correlation between your dent and your various anger issues?

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Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by: Hi eesh ()
Date: May 21, 2018 06:18AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Dent Head,
>
>
> Do you believe there is a correlation between your
> dent and your various anger issues?


Yes
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Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 21, 2018 06:47AM

In less than two months, TJ will be in Prince William's jail on whatever felony he committed this year; he and Monique can be pen pals in their respective jails.

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Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by: Bumptard ()
Date: October 01, 2019 01:15AM

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Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by: frdsklx ()
Date: June 26, 2021 10:35PM

Bumping for old time's sake.

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