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AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Dent Head
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Date: August 01, 2016 11:38PM
Ask me anything.
Leave questions below and they will be answered tomorrow evening.
Leave questions below and they will be answered tomorrow evening.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
why did you get fired
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Date: August 01, 2016 11:41PM
from Panera?
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Pyxhj
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Date: August 01, 2016 11:42PM
Why u head dent?
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
KE6bY
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Date: August 01, 2016 11:42PM
Never worked at panera
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
fired from panera
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Date: August 01, 2016 11:51PM
for stealing...
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
vagging vagger
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Date: August 01, 2016 11:52PM
Why are you so dispicable?
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Was it El Kabong?
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Date: August 01, 2016 11:56PM
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Best Question
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Date: August 01, 2016 11:56PM
You are ugly as fuck but how the fuck can you fuck that fat greasy loser pedophile?
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
beggars can't be choosers
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Date: August 02, 2016 12:10AM
Best Question Wrote:
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> You are ugly as fuck but how the fuck can you fuck
> that fat greasy loser pedophile?
In a few months, she'll be looking back at that fat freak as her last good lay ever.
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> You are ugly as fuck but how the fuck can you fuck
> that fat greasy loser pedophile?
In a few months, she'll be looking back at that fat freak as her last good lay ever.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Jerry Springer time
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Date: August 02, 2016 12:13AM
KE6bY Wrote:
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> Never worked at panera
Kind of semantical argument here.
You never actually 'worked' at your other jobs either.
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> Never worked at panera
Kind of semantical argument here.
You never actually 'worked' at your other jobs either.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
UkWkv
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Date: August 02, 2016 05:06AM
Ever seen a DENTist?
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Harvey Dent
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Date: August 02, 2016 07:32AM
That dent on her head is where she got hit by the Ugly Stick.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
betting man
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Date: August 02, 2016 07:35AM
I'm willing to bet she suffered some sort of cranial trauma over the course of her life. There's no genetic disorders which present themselves like that so perhaps she suffered some sort of head injury? It would explain her inability to be honest, her erratic and obsessive behavior and of course her criminality.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Dent Head
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Date: August 02, 2016 10:38PM
why did you get fired Wrote:
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> why did you get fired from Panera?
I thought getting yeast infection would show I am a team player.
I was wrong.
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> why did you get fired from Panera?
I thought getting yeast infection would show I am a team player.
I was wrong.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Dent Head
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Date: August 02, 2016 10:38PM
Pyxhj Wrote:
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> Why u head dent?
Leaning on my cage bars too long.
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> Why u head dent?
Leaning on my cage bars too long.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Dent Head
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Date: August 02, 2016 10:40PM
vagging vagger Wrote:
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> Why are you so dispicable?
I value the opinions of strangers over all else, so I have become bitter after five years of failing to gain their approval.
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> Why are you so dispicable?
I value the opinions of strangers over all else, so I have become bitter after five years of failing to gain their approval.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Dent Head
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Date: August 02, 2016 10:41PM
Best Question Wrote:
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> You are ugly as fuck but how the fuck can you fuck
> that fat greasy loser pedophile?
I am now 300 pounds and have no other choices.
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> You are ugly as fuck but how the fuck can you fuck
> that fat greasy loser pedophile?
I am now 300 pounds and have no other choices.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Dent Head
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Date: August 02, 2016 10:42PM
UkWkv Wrote:
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> Ever seen a DENTist?
Yes, my mother sold crack to a dentist occasionally.
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> Ever seen a DENTist?
Yes, my mother sold crack to a dentist occasionally.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Dent Head
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Date: August 02, 2016 10:43PM
Good night and remember - ask me anything.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
who for presiDENT?
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Date: August 02, 2016 11:26PM
Do you prefer a Democrat, Republican, or Peebertarian?
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
question2
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Date: August 03, 2016 12:03AM
Has Eesh's recent return to ffxu put a...dent on your ego??
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
mo the niggress
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Date: August 03, 2016 12:38AM
Does the dent affect your basket carrying abilities?
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Loser City
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Date: August 03, 2016 09:14AM
How do you live with yourself? How do you not look in the mirror and feel loathing?
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Dent Head
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Date: August 03, 2016 11:35PM
who for presiDENT? Wrote:
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> Do you prefer a Democrat, Republican, or
> Peebertarian?
I did not graduate from high school, so I am not familiar with these words that have way too many letters.
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> Do you prefer a Democrat, Republican, or
> Peebertarian?
I did not graduate from high school, so I am not familiar with these words that have way too many letters.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
monique dentate
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Date: August 03, 2016 11:37PM
I finished high school! I was top of my class in spelling!
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Dent Head
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Date: August 03, 2016 11:38PM
question2 Wrote:
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> Has Eesh's recent return to ffxu put a...dent on
> your ego??
Yes, that is why I post all day and night about eesh. I am pretty sure he is every anonymous poster too. I know that I let him fuck me and begged to move in with him, but since he kicked me out I wanted to get back at him.
He kicked me out because I shit on his living room floor. I thought he would not mind since he laughed when I shit in public.
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> Has Eesh's recent return to ffxu put a...dent on
> your ego??
Yes, that is why I post all day and night about eesh. I am pretty sure he is every anonymous poster too. I know that I let him fuck me and begged to move in with him, but since he kicked me out I wanted to get back at him.
He kicked me out because I shit on his living room floor. I thought he would not mind since he laughed when I shit in public.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Under Pressure
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Date: August 03, 2016 11:41PM
If you hold your nose and keep our mouth closed tight can you blow and pop it out?
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Dent Head
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Date: August 03, 2016 11:42PM
mo the niggress Wrote:
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> Does the dent affect your basket carrying
> abilities?
>
>
> src="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/9b/
> c0/07/9bc007cef7547e6de28bf7d10f2260eb.jpg"/>
No, my tribe has always thought I looked like a boy, so no baskets for me.
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> Does the dent affect your basket carrying
> abilities?
>
>
> src="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/9b/
> c0/07/9bc007cef7547e6de28bf7d10f2260eb.jpg"/>
No, my tribe has always thought I looked like a boy, so no baskets for me.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Dent Head
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Date: August 03, 2016 11:46PM
Loser City Wrote:
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> How do you live with yourself? How do you not look
> in the mirror and feel loathing?
I constantly look for approval from strangers on a website to keep up my self-esteem. Since that has never worked I now date the fattest and ugliest people, so I can feel better about myself.
We have never had mirrors at my shack, my mom used to just staple up tinfoil to the wall.
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> How do you live with yourself? How do you not look
> in the mirror and feel loathing?
I constantly look for approval from strangers on a website to keep up my self-esteem. Since that has never worked I now date the fattest and ugliest people, so I can feel better about myself.
We have never had mirrors at my shack, my mom used to just staple up tinfoil to the wall.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Dent Head
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Date: August 03, 2016 11:49PM
Under Pressure Wrote:
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> If you hold your nose and keep our mouth closed
> tight can you blow and pop it out?
No, but if I shove my fist up my ass right before I fart and shut my eyes real tight while bending over at a 45 degree angle during a thunderstorm, well I have found out that results in me standing there with my fist up my ass.
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> If you hold your nose and keep our mouth closed
> tight can you blow and pop it out?
No, but if I shove my fist up my ass right before I fart and shut my eyes real tight while bending over at a 45 degree angle during a thunderstorm, well I have found out that results in me standing there with my fist up my ass.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Dent Head
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Date: August 03, 2016 11:54PM
Good night.
I feel more comfortable with you all after two days, so I would like to ask if I can live with you. Just kidding. I think we can get more personal in our conversation.
Dent Head inside fact #1 - my left ear never gets wet in storms because my dent acts as a ramp and gutter. It shoots the water over my ear or funnels it forward or backward.
I feel more comfortable with you all after two days, so I would like to ask if I can live with you. Just kidding. I think we can get more personal in our conversation.
Dent Head inside fact #1 - my left ear never gets wet in storms because my dent acts as a ramp and gutter. It shoots the water over my ear or funnels it forward or backward.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Dent Head
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Date: August 05, 2016 03:47PM
Dent Head inside fact #2 - I hated the helmet I had to wear when going to school, but secretly was happy it covered my dent.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Question for Monique Wells
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Date: August 05, 2016 04:17PM
Where you live Monique, students go to Fairfax High. Why did you go to WT Woodson?
Your bus wasn't as long as the other kids' buses, was it?
Your bus wasn't as long as the other kids' buses, was it?
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
my parents called it
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Date: August 05, 2016 11:28PM
'the limo bus'. Made me feel special...
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: August 05, 2016 11:39PM
Did you play any sports? Maybe a sports injury caused the dent...
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Dodgeball!
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Date: August 05, 2016 11:42PM
We had a special game where I always got to be 'it'. Nobody else ever got to be 'it'. If people didn't ahve the ball, that was ok - they threw pinecones and bottles and rocks!
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Dodgeball!
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Date: August 05, 2016 11:42PM
We had a special game where I always got to be 'it'. Nobody else ever got to be 'it'. If people didn't ahve the ball, that was ok - they threw pinecones and bottles and rocks!
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Dodgeball!
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Date: August 05, 2016 11:42PM
We had a special game where I always got to be 'it'. Nobody else ever got to be 'it'. If people didn't ahve the ball, that was ok - they threw pinecones and bottles and rocks!
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Uh Oh Better Get Maaco
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Date: August 06, 2016 01:06AM
Have you ever tried wood filler, bondo or other types of putty on that mess! A body shop may be able to pull it out also.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
DENTed beyond repair
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Date: August 06, 2016 02:14AM
Uh Oh Better Get Maaco Wrote:
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> Have you ever tried wood filler, bondo or other
> types of putty on that mess! A body shop may be
> able to pull it out also.
Attachments:
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> Have you ever tried wood filler, bondo or other
> types of putty on that mess! A body shop may be
> able to pull it out also.
Attachments:
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
William Moreno is a Pedophile
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Date: August 06, 2016 09:00AM
You still live on Warwick right?
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Dent Head with Lead
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Date: August 06, 2016 04:01PM
Does she?
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
She lives with miz
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Date: August 06, 2016 04:06PM
When he kicks her to the curb, she'll live with the Hambeast. Then she'll live with eesh. Then, after a few weeks in jail, back to Warwick.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Dent Head
()
Date: August 07, 2016 05:32PM
Question for Monique Wells Wrote:
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> Where you live Monique, students go to Fairfax
> High. Why did you go to WT Woodson?
>
>
> Your bus wasn't as long as the other kids' buses,
> was it?
I ended up in Special-Ed and took the short bus to school. I was with the retards and they even made me wear a helmet. I even got a cool bib with the Power Rangers on it for my drooling.
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> Where you live Monique, students go to Fairfax
> High. Why did you go to WT Woodson?
>
>
> Your bus wasn't as long as the other kids' buses,
> was it?
I ended up in Special-Ed and took the short bus to school. I was with the retards and they even made me wear a helmet. I even got a cool bib with the Power Rangers on it for my drooling.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Dent Head
()
Date: August 07, 2016 05:40PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Did you play any sports? Maybe a sports injury
> caused the dent...
They did not have sports in Special-Ed, but they let me play with blocks and finger-paints. My friend Corky would always call me Monroe, because he said I looked like a boy.
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> Did you play any sports? Maybe a sports injury
> caused the dent...
They did not have sports in Special-Ed, but they let me play with blocks and finger-paints. My friend Corky would always call me Monroe, because he said I looked like a boy.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Dent Head
()
Date: August 07, 2016 05:47PM
Uh Oh Better Get Maaco Wrote:
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> Have you ever tried wood filler, bondo or other
> types of putty on that mess! A body shop may be
> able to pull it out also.
My mom tried to pull it out with a plunger, I hated that because the plunger always smelled funny.
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> Have you ever tried wood filler, bondo or other
> types of putty on that mess! A body shop may be
> able to pull it out also.
My mom tried to pull it out with a plunger, I hated that because the plunger always smelled funny.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Dent Head
()
Date: August 07, 2016 05:54PM
William Moreno is a Pedophile Wrote:
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> You still live on Warwick right?
No, I was kicked out by mom because I never could hold a job for more than two weeks. I lived with eesh for a while, I had to do sexual things to stay, but he kicked me out because I shit on his floor. You guys remember all the pictures of us together I posted. Then I begged William to live with them and they took me in because William convinced his parents I was a homeless person wandering the streets, which was true. I slept on that disgusting mattress, you have seen the pic I took. William kicked me out because I got really fat and he can do better.
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> You still live on Warwick right?
No, I was kicked out by mom because I never could hold a job for more than two weeks. I lived with eesh for a while, I had to do sexual things to stay, but he kicked me out because I shit on his floor. You guys remember all the pictures of us together I posted. Then I begged William to live with them and they took me in because William convinced his parents I was a homeless person wandering the streets, which was true. I slept on that disgusting mattress, you have seen the pic I took. William kicked me out because I got really fat and he can do better.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Dent Head
()
Date: August 07, 2016 05:55PM
She lives with miz Wrote:
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> When he kicks her to the curb, she'll live with
> the Hambeast. Then she'll live with eesh. Then,
> after a few weeks in jail, back to Warwick.
Yes I will end up crawling back to the shack soon, but I will post that it was part of some plan I had all along.
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> When he kicks her to the curb, she'll live with
> the Hambeast. Then she'll live with eesh. Then,
> after a few weeks in jail, back to Warwick.
Yes I will end up crawling back to the shack soon, but I will post that it was part of some plan I had all along.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Dent Head
()
Date: August 08, 2016 06:32PM
I have a confession. I was thinking about my future after leaving my massage school and while walking by my old butcher job. I was in deep thought about the million dollar company my dad has trained me for with all the welding classes, which were hard to do with my butcher and massage classes too. And I realized the truth must come out.
I am totally using William to get back at eesh because I am so mad Michael dumped me. Sure, I fuck William and pretend he is good at sex, it is the easiest way to string him along.
But deep down I want to be back with eesh, we were perfect together. William could never be as cool and edgy as eesh. I felt safe with eesh and like I was with a real man, not William who is impotent and weak.
My current dough-boy of a boyfriend has no idea I do sexual favors for William and I tell William I will leave my boyfriend for him soon, just so his family still gives me money. I will leave them both for eesh in a few months. I hope eesh will still let me stay in the backyard.
Dent Head inside fact #3 - I did fill the dent with silly-putty, I attached my pubic hair to the putty because it is the same as the hair on my head. I sneezed and the putty shot of my head, the Special-Ed teacher fainted and Billy the retard immediately shit his pants.
I am totally using William to get back at eesh because I am so mad Michael dumped me. Sure, I fuck William and pretend he is good at sex, it is the easiest way to string him along.
But deep down I want to be back with eesh, we were perfect together. William could never be as cool and edgy as eesh. I felt safe with eesh and like I was with a real man, not William who is impotent and weak.
My current dough-boy of a boyfriend has no idea I do sexual favors for William and I tell William I will leave my boyfriend for him soon, just so his family still gives me money. I will leave them both for eesh in a few months. I hope eesh will still let me stay in the backyard.
Dent Head inside fact #3 - I did fill the dent with silly-putty, I attached my pubic hair to the putty because it is the same as the hair on my head. I sneezed and the putty shot of my head, the Special-Ed teacher fainted and Billy the retard immediately shit his pants.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Frank Buck
()
Date: August 08, 2016 06:51PM
Are you going to live in the tree house behind eesh's house? It would suit you fine since you are a retarded monkey. You can post on FFXU with the laptop you stole from Willie, and write your life story on dried banana peels.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
That's actually a good idea
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Date: August 08, 2016 07:46PM
Lizzie can live in the tree house, Hambeast can park her Mustang in the driveway, and they can tow in a trailer for miz. Turn the Henrico compound into an eeshlizmizmeg reservation. Fence the place off, and jam any internet access.
The can keep each other entertained; once a month, as a special treat (IF they have behaved themselves), we'll pay Meade 50 bucks to go over and perform for them.
The can keep each other entertained; once a month, as a special treat (IF they have behaved themselves), we'll pay Meade 50 bucks to go over and perform for them.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: August 08, 2016 08:19PM
No way is Hambeast coming here. I have two beautiful skunks that come out in the front yard every night. They are not going to share the fate of Hambeast's weasels.
I also have two fawns that eat on the blueberry bush in the evening. Hambeast is not going to make a meal out of them. "Blueberry Fawn" is not on the menu.
I also have two fawns that eat on the blueberry bush in the evening. Hambeast is not going to make a meal out of them. "Blueberry Fawn" is not on the menu.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
fence off part of the yard
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Date: August 08, 2016 09:24PM
Keep the Hambeast confined away from the critters....
You also don't want her treading on miz's PYBRs.
You also don't want her treading on miz's PYBRs.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Kosher Only
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Date: August 08, 2016 09:49PM
Please keep the hambeast away from the Richmond area. Keep her in NOVA or even send her to Ohio with her mom.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: August 08, 2016 11:27PM
Kosher Only Wrote:
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> Please keep the hambeast away from the Richmond
> area. Keep her in NOVA or even send her to Ohio
> with her mom.
Send her to Lee County; it borders Kentucky and Tennessee.
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> Please keep the hambeast away from the Richmond
> area. Keep her in NOVA or even send her to Ohio
> with her mom.
Send her to Lee County; it borders Kentucky and Tennessee.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Dent Head
()
Date: August 09, 2016 10:09PM
Frank Buck Wrote:
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> Are you going to live in the tree house behind
> eesh's house? It would suit you fine since you are
> a retarded monkey. You can post on FFXU with the
> laptop you stole from Willie, and write your life
> story on dried banana peels.
I lived with eesh for a few weeks until I shit on his floor. Then he made me live in the treehouse, which I liked because it reminded me of my shack house.
Once he kicked me out totally I hitch-hiked as far as the blow-jobs would get me, so 3 miles up the road I needed a new plan.
Finally my mom had to come pick me up. That is when I stopped posting for a while because mom took my phone away as punishment. I tried fucking my step-dad for money but he would only give me .59 cents and that was to leave him alone.
Does anyone know of a thrift store with a lot of clothing for 300 pound women?
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> Are you going to live in the tree house behind
> eesh's house? It would suit you fine since you are
> a retarded monkey. You can post on FFXU with the
> laptop you stole from Willie, and write your life
> story on dried banana peels.
I lived with eesh for a few weeks until I shit on his floor. Then he made me live in the treehouse, which I liked because it reminded me of my shack house.
Once he kicked me out totally I hitch-hiked as far as the blow-jobs would get me, so 3 miles up the road I needed a new plan.
Finally my mom had to come pick me up. That is when I stopped posting for a while because mom took my phone away as punishment. I tried fucking my step-dad for money but he would only give me .59 cents and that was to leave him alone.
Does anyone know of a thrift store with a lot of clothing for 300 pound women?
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Dent Head
()
Date: August 09, 2016 10:14PM
Dent Head inside fact #4 - When anyone scratches my dent, my legs kicks like when a dog is tickled.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: August 09, 2016 10:24PM
Why did your stepfather strangle you?
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
for stealing something
()
Date: August 09, 2016 10:26PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Why did your stepfather strangle you?
Money, his laptop, his food, his meds, his car, something like that.
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> Why did your stepfather strangle you?
Money, his laptop, his food, his meds, his car, something like that.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: August 10, 2016 01:32PM
I always assumed it was made by dick when she was still in her mother's belly
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Tyv6J
()
Date: August 10, 2016 05:51PM
Fuck y'all.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
It takes a village
()
Date: August 10, 2016 06:08PM
Dent Head Wrote:
> Does anyone know of a thrift store with a lot of
> clothing for 300 pound women?
Where does Meade get his clothes for his drag act?
Attachments:
> Does anyone know of a thrift store with a lot of
> clothing for 300 pound women?
Where does Meade get his clothes for his drag act?
Attachments:
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Dent Head
()
Date: August 11, 2016 01:24AM
eesh Wrote:
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> Why did your stepfather strangle you?
Because I spread out the money and guns he and my mom used and took pics of them to post here. Of course drug dealers do not use bank accounts. Not sure if my mom was still prostituting or not.
He saw the pics and strangled the shit out of me. My mom laughed and told him to put me out on the porch with the trash. I slept out front of the shack all the time.
Sometimes they gave me grape drink and pizza crusts to eat.
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> Why did your stepfather strangle you?
Because I spread out the money and guns he and my mom used and took pics of them to post here. Of course drug dealers do not use bank accounts. Not sure if my mom was still prostituting or not.
He saw the pics and strangled the shit out of me. My mom laughed and told him to put me out on the porch with the trash. I slept out front of the shack all the time.
Sometimes they gave me grape drink and pizza crusts to eat.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Dent Head
()
Date: August 11, 2016 01:28AM
Tyv6J Wrote:
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> Fuck y'all.
Please format responses into questions. The rules are very simple. If you are having problems understanding, please loosen your helmet and try again.
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> Fuck y'all.
Please format responses into questions. The rules are very simple. If you are having problems understanding, please loosen your helmet and try again.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Dent Head
()
Date: August 11, 2016 01:31AM
Dent Head inside fact #5 - There is a soft spot in my dent. When pushed I uncontrollably say "Last weekend of freedom" or "It is ok William, it happens to all guys".
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
if you must know.....
()
Date: August 11, 2016 01:34AM
eesh Wrote:
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> Why did your stepfather strangle you?
I got knocked up by miz. It's not my fault. I thought if I turned into a boy, I couldn't get pregnant. I announced I was marrying miz, and we were moving into the Warwick house.
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> Why did your stepfather strangle you?
I got knocked up by miz. It's not my fault. I thought if I turned into a boy, I couldn't get pregnant. I announced I was marrying miz, and we were moving into the Warwick house.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Smokey Bone
()
Date: August 11, 2016 05:05PM
"Dent you get it diving in Burke Lake?
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Dent Head
()
Date: August 11, 2016 09:54PM
Smokey Bone Wrote:
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> "Dent you get it diving in Burke Lake?
No, my ass is so fucking big now it is impossible to even go under water. Each 100 pound ass cheek is like a super power floatation device.
Dent Head inside fact #6 - Since you asked about Burke Lake - I farted under water and shit my pants, that is what I am holding on the end of the stick, my own shit. Also, 39 fish immediately died and floated to the surface. My tub-o-lard boyfriend ate well that night. I have now named this activity "Hoodrat Nigger Fishing".
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> "Dent you get it diving in Burke Lake?
No, my ass is so fucking big now it is impossible to even go under water. Each 100 pound ass cheek is like a super power floatation device.
Dent Head inside fact #6 - Since you asked about Burke Lake - I farted under water and shit my pants, that is what I am holding on the end of the stick, my own shit. Also, 39 fish immediately died and floated to the surface. My tub-o-lard boyfriend ate well that night. I have now named this activity "Hoodrat Nigger Fishing".
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
obeesh
()
Date: August 11, 2016 10:10PM
That why nothing was biting last weekend?
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
obeesh
()
Date: August 11, 2016 10:12PM
Can our dent head do this?
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
IDENTify the stalkers
()
Date: August 12, 2016 12:38AM
looking for the laptop
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Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Goldstein
()
Date: August 12, 2016 12:41AM
I'm new. Who is this guy?
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
the guy above? MIZ!
()
Date: August 12, 2016 12:43AM
self-identifed baby rape fantasizer.
It's his mother sitting on teh dildio next ot him. They're stalking lizzie - ie denthead.
It's his mother sitting on teh dildio next ot him. They're stalking lizzie - ie denthead.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
When did she get the dent?
()
Date: August 12, 2016 01:07AM
When did she get the dent?
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Goldstein
()
Date: August 12, 2016 01:08AM
>baby rape fanasizer
Oy vey
Oy vey
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Not sure about that
()
Date: August 12, 2016 02:03AM
obeesh Wrote:
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> Can our dent head do this?
>
> src="http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2015/01/30/053342/
> 84445121/84436210.gif">
Her head is pretty empty except for the dead flies.
If she shakes her head fast enough she sounds like a Maraca!
She could get a gig with an alt-mariachi band.
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> Can our dent head do this?
>
> src="http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2015/01/30/053342/
> 84445121/84436210.gif">
Her head is pretty empty except for the dead flies.
If she shakes her head fast enough she sounds like a Maraca!
She could get a gig with an alt-mariachi band.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
She needs help.
()
Date: August 12, 2016 10:36AM
She needs help.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
going wage
()
Date: August 12, 2016 12:44PM
That's actually a good idea Wrote:
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> Lizzie can live in the tree house, Hambeast can
> park her Mustang in the driveway, and they can tow
> in a trailer for miz. Turn the Henrico compound
> into an eeshlizmizmeg reservation. Fence the place
> off, and jam any internet access.
>
> The can keep each other entertained; once a month,
> as a special treat (IF they have behaved
> themselves), we'll pay Meade 50 bucks to go over
> and perform for them.
50 bucks?
When has Meade ever gotten 50 bucks for a gig.
Just slop him a happy meal and car fare. He will sing more Meade skelton songs than anyone would ever want to hear. IE more than three.
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> Lizzie can live in the tree house, Hambeast can
> park her Mustang in the driveway, and they can tow
> in a trailer for miz. Turn the Henrico compound
> into an eeshlizmizmeg reservation. Fence the place
> off, and jam any internet access.
>
> The can keep each other entertained; once a month,
> as a special treat (IF they have behaved
> themselves), we'll pay Meade 50 bucks to go over
> and perform for them.
50 bucks?
When has Meade ever gotten 50 bucks for a gig.
Just slop him a happy meal and car fare. He will sing more Meade skelton songs than anyone would ever want to hear. IE more than three.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
TR5fy
()
Date: August 13, 2016 08:39AM
Again, fuck y'all. I have a better life than any of you. Working steady, getting a new car, and I don't need this shit for you. I know who my friends are now.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
kKhcX
()
Date: August 13, 2016 10:19AM
TR5fy Wrote:
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> Again, fuck y'all. I have a better life than any
> of you. Working steady, getting a new car, and I
> don't need this shit for you. I know who my
> friends are now.
I don't know of anyone who would trade lives with you. After you were done using Moreno your only friend seems to be Fairfax Underground. You bitch and complain about how stupid this site is and everyone on it. Yet you just can't stay away can you?
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> Again, fuck y'all. I have a better life than any
> of you. Working steady, getting a new car, and I
> don't need this shit for you. I know who my
> friends are now.
I don't know of anyone who would trade lives with you. After you were done using Moreno your only friend seems to be Fairfax Underground. You bitch and complain about how stupid this site is and everyone on it. Yet you just can't stay away can you?
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
kKhcK
()
Date: August 13, 2016 11:16AM
....Cos I'm In"dent"ured to this site...
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Mo's room full of friends
()
Date: August 13, 2016 11:39AM
TR5fy Wrote:
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> I know who my
> friends are now.
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> I know who my
> friends are now.
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Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
More Shit from Mo
()
Date: August 13, 2016 01:36PM
TR5fy Wrote:
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> Again, fuck y'all. I have a better life than any
> of you. Working steady, getting a new car, and I
> don't need this shit for you. I know who my
> friends are now.
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> Again, fuck y'all. I have a better life than any
> of you. Working steady, getting a new car, and I
> don't need this shit for you. I know who my
> friends are now.
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Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
MbCWC
()
Date: August 13, 2016 01:54PM
kKhcX Wrote:
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> TR5fy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Again, fuck y'all. I have a better life than
> any
> > of you. Working steady, getting a new car, and
> I
> > don't need this shit for you. I know who my
> > friends are now.
>
>
> I don't know of anyone who would trade lives with
> you. After you were done using Moreno your only
> friend seems to be Fairfax Underground. You bitch
> and complain about how stupid this site is and
> everyone on it. Yet you just can't stay away can
> you?
Its funny because you're not even replying to who you think you are LOL
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> TR5fy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Again, fuck y'all. I have a better life than
> any
> > of you. Working steady, getting a new car, and
> I
> > don't need this shit for you. I know who my
> > friends are now.
>
>
> I don't know of anyone who would trade lives with
> you. After you were done using Moreno your only
> friend seems to be Fairfax Underground. You bitch
> and complain about how stupid this site is and
> everyone on it. Yet you just can't stay away can
> you?
Its funny because you're not even replying to who you think you are LOL
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
al dente!
()
Date: August 13, 2016 01:57PM
TR5fy Wrote:
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> Again, fuck y'all. I have a better life than any
> of you. Working steady once of twice a month, stealing a new car, and I
> don't need this shit for you and speaking of shit I just posted about shitting >on Louise Basl's grave for the five millionth time becuase that never seems to >stop being funny when I'm a retard. I know who my
> friends are now- nobody.
FIFY
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> Again, fuck y'all. I have a better life than any
> of you. Working steady once of twice a month, stealing a new car, and I
> don't need this shit for you and speaking of shit I just posted about shitting >on Louise Basl's grave for the five millionth time becuase that never seems to >stop being funny when I'm a retard. I know who my
> friends are now- nobody.
FIFY
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Edkhu
()
Date: August 13, 2016 02:24PM
I've never actually posted about shitting on anyone's grave
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Rex Grossman
()
Date: August 13, 2016 02:36PM
I see Lizzie as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Lizzie is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shatter glass
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Lizzie is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shatter glass
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Kettel
()
Date: August 13, 2016 03:08PM
Denthead. Long time follower. Question. How did you feel when you learned that your relatives were lynched for being black? Is that why your dad was a black panther and you joined the BLM movement?
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
you actually have
()
Date: August 13, 2016 03:09PM
Edkhu Wrote:
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> I've never actually posted about shitting on
> anyone's grave
It's either you or miz. And you DO have a poop fixation. You post pictures of shit, you shit in public. We tolerate it as we understand the head dent creates certain , shall we say, 'challenges' for you.
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> I've never actually posted about shitting on
> anyone's grave
It's either you or miz. And you DO have a poop fixation. You post pictures of shit, you shit in public. We tolerate it as we understand the head dent creates certain , shall we say, 'challenges' for you.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
poopooslut
()
Date: August 13, 2016 03:12PM
you actually have Wrote:
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> Edkhu Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I've never actually posted about shitting on
> > anyone's grave
>
>
> It's either you or miz. And you DO have a poop
> fixation. You post pictures of shit, you shit in
> public. We tolerate it as we understand the head
> dent creates certain , shall we say, 'challenges'
> for you.
Monique knows she's the poopooslut.
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> Edkhu Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I've never actually posted about shitting on
> > anyone's grave
>
>
> It's either you or miz. And you DO have a poop
> fixation. You post pictures of shit, you shit in
> public. We tolerate it as we understand the head
> dent creates certain , shall we say, 'challenges'
> for you.
Monique knows she's the poopooslut.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
imagine miz and mo...
()
Date: August 13, 2016 05:10PM
wallowing around in a vat of shit. They'd be as happy as a pig in, well, shit.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Heathen Scum
()
Date: August 13, 2016 05:15PM
Rex Grossman Wrote:
>
> That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
>
and two weeks later
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>
> That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
>
and two weeks later
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Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: August 13, 2016 07:26PM
lizzie's pussy or horse pussy?
-
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Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Heathen Scum
()
Date: August 13, 2016 09:25PM
eesh Wrote:
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> lizzie's pussy or horse pussy?
>
>
>
> -
Since there are no teeth that eliminates Lizzie.
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> lizzie's pussy or horse pussy?
>
>
>
> -
Since there are no teeth that eliminates Lizzie.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
lulz.
()
Date: August 13, 2016 10:11PM
TR5fy Wrote:
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> Again, fuck y'all. I have a better life than any
> of you. Working steady, getting a new car, and I
> don't need this shit for you. I know who my
> friends are now.
haha, @ 'better life than any of you.' You have no idea. None. Nada. Zilch.
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> Again, fuck y'all. I have a better life than any
> of you. Working steady, getting a new car, and I
> don't need this shit for you. I know who my
> friends are now.
haha, @ 'better life than any of you.' You have no idea. None. Nada. Zilch.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Nike wearing Faggot
()
Date: August 13, 2016 10:45PM
People always wonder how to tell Liz and Mis apart.
It isn't as daunting of a task as it first seems.
Miz is the one who wears women's underpants.
I hope that clears things up.
It isn't as daunting of a task as it first seems.
Miz is the one who wears women's underpants.
I hope that clears things up.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
Mo's Monster Mash
()
Date: August 13, 2016 11:31PM
Kettel Wrote:
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> Denthead. Long time follower. Question. How did
> you feel when you learned that your relatives were
> lynched for being black? Is that why your dad was
> a black panther and you joined the BLM movement?
You mean the Burke Lake Monster movement?
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> Denthead. Long time follower. Question. How did
> you feel when you learned that your relatives were
> lynched for being black? Is that why your dad was
> a black panther and you joined the BLM movement?
You mean the Burke Lake Monster movement?
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
3M
()
Date: August 13, 2016 11:34PM
Mo's Monster Mash Wrote:
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>
I bet they have a still over on Warwick. They should go ligit, incorporate and name it Mo's Monster Mash.
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>
I bet they have a still over on Warwick. They should go ligit, incorporate and name it Mo's Monster Mash.
Re: AMA - I am Dent Head
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: August 14, 2016 12:23AM
Monique needs to model for some Halloween masks.
https://youtu.be/nJexzwObrBM
http://immortalmasks.com/shop/Immortal-Silicone-Masks/ripper-mask
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http://immortalmasks.com/shop/Immortal-Silicone-Masks/ripper-mask
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