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I set Pascal's porch on fire bros hahaha
Posted by: WSH LAX Peru ()
Date: July 22, 2016 02:31PM

Uncle Pascal is beginning to get on my nerves about drinking, staying out late, not cleaning up, pissing on his magic the gathering cards, and not mowing the lawn. Plus he still talks about that stupid dumb soda machine in his living room. So as I was gassing up the mower I gassed up his porch! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I poured gasoline all over the porch, lit a match, and boom! Pascal comes back from the store and starts freaking out. I told him that it was spontaneous combustion and he starts grabbing bucket of water to put it out. Well fire department gets called. Porch is destroyed, the front of his house is charred, and hahahaha his living room is soaked because of the fire hose. Luckily the fire marshal couldn't find any evidence of arson but Pascal has a sneaking suspicion. That guy is such a loser an A plus broner. Next step is to cut his break lines HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Re: I set Pascal's porch on fire bros hahaha
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: July 22, 2016 03:45PM

So you won $8500 at the casino and you're still gay as fuckly living with your gay uncle Pascal? And the firemen magically couldn't recognize the smell of gasoline? You went way beyond sucking at this long long ago, now the best thing is for you to take your own life.

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Re: I set Pascal's porch on fire bros hahaha
Posted by: WSH LAX Peru ()
Date: July 22, 2016 03:51PM

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> So you won $8500 at the casino and you're still
> gay as fuckly living with your gay uncle Pascal?
> And the firemen magically couldn't recognize the
> smell of gasoline? You went way beyond sucking at
> this long long ago, now the best thing is for you
> to take your own life.
>
> _


stop turning me on, I will rape your children and your grandparents.

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Re: I set Pascal's porch on fire bros hahaha
Posted by: Bill Giles ()
Date: July 22, 2016 04:01PM

Dude Mike O'Meara Show Fan do you keep tabs on this guy's life? Did Rhodesia fuck you up to the point of homosexuality?

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Re: I set Pascal's porch on fire bros hahaha
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: July 22, 2016 04:16PM

Why do you ask? Does it give you an uncontrollable SHOWER BONER?

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Re: I set Pascal's porch on fire bros hahaha
Posted by: Bill Giles ()
Date: July 22, 2016 04:29PM

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> Why do you ask? Does it give you an
> uncontrollable SHOWER BONER?

Excuse me, a what? I rest my case

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Re: I set Pascal's porch on fire bros hahaha
Posted by: ppppp ()
Date: July 22, 2016 04:39PM

Listen to ur uncle u turd. Listen to ur elders, other wise you'll end up in jail gettin gang raped by big black niggers!

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Re: I set Pascal's porch on fire bros hahaha
Posted by: WSH LAX Peru ()
Date: July 22, 2016 04:46PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh keep hating broner! My gf is black and laughs at your obsession over her and I. Keep talking bitches it just makes us more famous

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Re: I set Pascal's porch on fire bros hahaha
Posted by: as i suspected ()
Date: July 22, 2016 05:02PM

Go away William

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