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Conservative Disney World opens in Kentucky
Posted by: petey ()
Date: July 07, 2016 10:42AM

http://gizmodo.com/barge-size-noah-s-ark-is-a-creationist-s-wet-dream-1783189614


Built by Christians who believe the Earth is 6,000 years old, a 510-foot-long, $100 million “replica” of Noah’s Ark is set to open in a new Kentucky theme park later this week. Critics say the attraction is nothing more than a big church that’ll be used to perpetuate creationist nonsense.

The new theme park, called called Ark Encounter, will officially open in Williamstown, Kentucky, on July 7. Yesterday, some 7,000 guests were invited to a special ribbon-cutting ceremony. Construction of the giant ship, which has been ongoing since 2010, was initiated by Answers in Genesis, a Christian group headed by Ken Ham. The structure is meant to commemorate the work of Noah, and to stand as a proof that the stories in the Bible are true.


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Re: Conservative Disney World opens in Kentucky
Posted by: Fat~Bottom~Girl ()
Date: July 07, 2016 10:49AM

petey Wrote:
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> Tthe attraction is nothing more than a big
> church that’ll be used to perpetuate creationist
> nonsense.

+1

Ain't it the truth!

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Re: Conservative Disney World opens in Kentucky
Posted by: Moe Hammy ()
Date: July 07, 2016 12:02PM

> to stand as a proof that the stories in the Bible are true.

Except the current builders took much longer to assemble this ark despite the fact they employed hundreds of people using technology like electricity, motorized vehicles and construction equipment, and 21st century engineering. Which leads a any rational person to conclude that the original ark is one big fairy tale.

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Re: Conservative Disney World opens in Kentucky
Posted by: Sicko Von BigDicko ()
Date: July 07, 2016 01:08PM

It would be awesome to see that old bag in the photo reaching around with both hands to spread her ass cheeks apart exposing her pink wrinkled brown-stained butt hole!

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Re: Conservative Disney World opens in Kentucky
Posted by: 8.7 million species ()
Date: July 07, 2016 02:05PM

The natural world contains about 8.7 million species x 2 = 17,000,000 creatures in that beauty. I guess the salt water creatures could be subtracted (though a world flooding would probably kill many of them off. If each species weighed as little as 1 oz that would be a million pound payload without provisions.

Even if they fit and it floated, the care and feeding of that many creatures would be well beyond a small crew.

I find it fascinating that people require the fairy tale to support the moral of the story.

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Re: Conservative Disney World opens in Kentucky
Posted by: 6YG6G ()
Date: July 07, 2016 02:14PM


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Re: Conservative Disney World opens in Kentucky
Posted by: dafuq ()
Date: July 07, 2016 02:20PM

Sicko Von BigDicko Wrote:
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> It would be awesome to see that old bag in the
> photo reaching around with both hands to spread
> her ass cheeks apart exposing her pink wrinkled
> brown-stained butt hole!
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Re: Conservative Disney World opens in Kentucky
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: July 07, 2016 02:23PM

8.7 million species Wrote:
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> I find it fascinating that people require the
> fairy tale to support the moral of the story.


And the moral of the story is?

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Re: Conservative Disney World opens in Kentucky
Posted by: float yer boat ()
Date: July 07, 2016 02:35PM

> to stand as a proof that the stories in the Bible are true.

haha

let's see'em put that thing in the ocean for a few weeks before we start calling it "proof"

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Re: Conservative Disney World opens in Kentucky
Posted by: Suso ()
Date: July 07, 2016 02:37PM

Vexxxed Wrote:
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> 8.7 million species Wrote:
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> -----
>
> > I find it fascinating that people require the
> > fairy tale to support the moral of the story.
>
>
> And the moral of the story is?


That mass genocide is perfectly ok if God does it?

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Re: Conservative Disney World opens in Kentucky
Posted by: Huey ()
Date: July 07, 2016 03:41PM

8.7 million species Wrote:
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> The natural world contains about 8.7 million
> species x 2 = 17,000,000 creatures in that beauty.
> I guess the salt water creatures could be
> subtracted (though a world flooding would probably
> kill many of them off. If each species weighed as
> little as 1 oz that would be a million pound
> payload without provisions.
>
> Even if they fit and it floated, the care and
> feeding of that many creatures would be well
> beyond a small crew.
>
> I find it fascinating that people require the
> fairy tale to support the moral of the story.


Of course, remember that these people believe that humans and dinosaurs walked the earth at the same time, so there would have to be a dinosaur section on this ark. Who gets the job of feeding T. Rex for 40 days and 40 nights?

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Re: Conservative Disney World opens in Kentucky
Posted by: bwFGD ()
Date: July 07, 2016 04:55PM


let me give you a tip. 6,000 years or 8 billion wont make a difference when haley's comet hits the earth

have a nice day!


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Re: Conservative Disney World opens in Kentucky
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: July 07, 2016 06:28PM

8.7 million species Wrote:
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> The natural world contains about 8.7 million
> species x 2 = 17,000,000 creatures in that beauty.
> I guess the salt water creatures could be
> subtracted (though a world flooding would probably
> kill many of them off. If each species weighed as
> little as 1 oz that would be a million pound
> payload without provisions.
>
> Even if they fit and it floated, the care and
> feeding of that many creatures would be well
> beyond a small crew.
>
> I find it fascinating that people require the
> fairy tale to support the moral of the story.




This video covers it all.

Noah's Ark
God, Giraffes & Genocide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CccaGaKOlSI&list=FL2xi9obf3SuLmSL2tzPavOQ&index=39

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You're soaking in it
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Re: Conservative Disney World opens in Kentucky
Posted by: anyone gone to this thing? ()
Date: January 11, 2017 02:32AM

I'm travelling to Kentucky (I've never been) and wnat to know if any of you have been there. Did you enjoy it? Anywhere to buy a drink there?

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Re: Conservative Disney World opens in Kentucky
Posted by: LollyPerdue ()
Date: January 11, 2017 05:10PM

anyone gone to this thing? Wrote:
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> I'm travelling to Kentucky (I've never been) and
> wnat to know if any of you have been there. Did
> you enjoy it? Anywhere to buy a drink there?


Its pretty much like Virginia or parts of West Virginia

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Re: Conservative Disney World opens in Kentucky
Posted by: 6WmbX ()
Date: January 11, 2017 05:13PM

you can call me conservative, but I can assure you that there is no way in hell I would consider going there.

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Re: Conservative Disney World opens in Kentucky
Posted by: T rex was vegetarian ()
Date: January 14, 2017 09:02PM

Huey Wrote:
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>
> Of course, remember that these people believe
> that humans and dinosaurs walked the earth at the
> same time, so there would have to be a dinosaur
> section on this ark. Who gets the job of feeding
> T. Rex for 40 days and 40 nights?


At least, that's what the exhibit asserts.

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Re: Conservative Disney World opens in Kentucky
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: January 14, 2017 09:07PM

WTF is that shit? They have dinosaurs in there that are only 6000 years old?

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Re: Conservative Disney World opens in Kentucky
Posted by: It would suck to be you ()
Date: January 14, 2017 09:10PM

Moe Hammy Wrote:
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> > to stand as a proof that the stories in the
> Bible are true.
>
> Except the current builders took much longer to
> assemble this ark despite the fact they employed
> hundreds of people using technology like
> electricity, motorized vehicles and construction
> equipment, and 21st century engineering. Which
> leads a any rational person to conclude that the
> original ark is one big fairy tale.



I wonder who's name you will call while on your death bed?

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Re: Conservative Disney World opens in Kentucky
Posted by: Noah had pet dinosaurs ()
Date: January 14, 2017 09:11PM

They had dinos in the ark. Having T Rex next to the sheep and cows and goats and wildebest and brontosauruses was no problem, as before the flood, all animals were vegetarian.

Contrast with the Jehova's Witnesses, who I believe assert that carnivores will become herbiverous AFTER the Rapture.

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Re: Conservative Disney World opens in Kentucky
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: January 14, 2017 09:15PM

When do Trumptards go to hell?

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Re: Conservative Disney World opens in Kentucky
Posted by: well ger, you see, they dont ()
Date: January 14, 2017 09:19PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> When do Trumptards go to hell?


All the Trumptardz will go on that ark before the rain starts falling really hard - it will fit them all becuse it is a magical ark. So while the rest of us drown in our baements, or get swept away to sea, the Trumpsters will sail off into the sunset with Donald at the helm.

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Re: Conservative Disney World opens in Kentucky
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: January 14, 2017 09:25PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> When do Trumptards go to hell?


Never!

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Re: Conservative Disney World opens in Kentucky
Posted by: is that a cess pool? ()
Date: January 14, 2017 09:32PM

What is with that pool of fetid green water in front?

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Re: Conservative Disney World opens in Kentucky
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: January 14, 2017 09:33PM

is that a cess pool? Wrote:
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> What is with that pool of fetid green water in
> front?


Young earth creationism!

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