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What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Fathers day weekend ()
Date: June 16, 2016 02:54AM

Let's hear some stories about how your dad helped you out.
Maybe he gave you some good advice or paid for a good lawyer to get you out of trouble or maybe he gave you a car or a free college education. How did Dad help you through life??
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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: miz loves jiz ()
Date: June 16, 2016 02:55AM

Fathers day weekend Wrote:
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> Let's hear some stories about how your dad helped
> you out.
> Maybe he gave you some good advice or paid for a
> good lawyer to get you out of trouble or maybe he
> gave you a car or a free college education. How
> did Dad help you through life??


Fuck off miz

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: financed my case against eesh ()
Date: June 16, 2016 02:56AM

Then I stabbed him.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: ramblin man ()
Date: June 16, 2016 03:09AM

On my 18th birthday my Dad gave me a carton of cigarettes, 300 in cash and a duffle bag. Then he said "Get the fuck out!"

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Altered ()
Date: June 16, 2016 05:36AM

My Dad made me be an altar boy even though I didn't want to be one then I got assraped by a priest 157 times. Thanks Dad.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Retired Multi-Millionaire ()
Date: June 16, 2016 06:19AM

My Dad drove me to a military school when I was about 15.

I think my Dad was doing about 25MPH when he punched the accelerator, cut the steering wheel real hard, and pushed me out of the family station wagon onto the pavement.

When that fully loaded foot locker hit me in the ass as I was rolling out of the car, it hurt like hell!

All I remember from the first couple days of military school is smelling and tasting the burning rubber from Dad's peeling tires as he squealed off the front parapet with his arm raised out the window, middle finger in the air - and the loud staccato of his laughter reverberating off the sally port walls.

Now that's fatherly love!

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: I had no fear ()
Date: June 16, 2016 08:17AM

My dad used to bring me canoeing on the Delaware River during flood season - not kidding. Open canoe loaded with camping gear. I had no fear - today Id shit my pants doing that.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: FrankR. ()
Date: June 16, 2016 09:56AM

My father taught me the value of hard work, something many younger folks seem to be lacking these days.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: June 16, 2016 10:07AM

Brought home a hot step mom

Calm down..she's 90 now

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: June 16, 2016 10:18AM

ramblin man Wrote:
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> On my 18th birthday my Dad gave me a carton of
> cigarettes, 300 in cash and a duffle bag. Then he
> said "Get the fuck out!"

And you have been voting Republican since.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: June 16, 2016 10:19AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> ramblin man Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > On my 18th birthday my Dad gave me a carton of
> > cigarettes, 300 in cash and a duffle bag. Then
> he
> > said "Get the fuck out!"
>
> blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: June 16, 2016 10:19AM

FrankR. Wrote:
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> My father taught me the value of hard work,
> something many younger folks seem to be lacking
> these days.

Who taught you the value of being a fuckhead?

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: June 16, 2016 10:21AM

Aww Ralphi, do I make you sad? Come here boy. Don't be sad. My little retard boy. Don't be sad. Ralphie is my favorite rightard.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Tom Basl ()
Date: June 16, 2016 10:47AM

I met this hooker on the street corner named Louise Miller. I didn't use a condom because I didn't have the money. Then I spawned this human piece of shit named Michael who turned out to be a demon. Now society hates me and my wife died of shame.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: FrankR. ()
Date: June 16, 2016 10:53AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> FrankR. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My father taught me the value of hard work,
> > something many younger folks seem to be lacking
> > these days.
>
> Who taught you the value of being a fuckhead?


Oh god, not this retarded cock sucker again. Stay the fuck off this forum you crazy fucker.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: I grew up without one ()
Date: June 16, 2016 11:12AM

It didn't bother me until I got a real shithead of a step-father. He kicked my ass a few times and it made me realize that I was better off without a dad. My step-dick put an eviction notice on my bedroom door on my 18th birthday. I just hope that I outlive him and he dies a very slow, painful and complicated death. Hopefully all his years or drinking will catch up to him. I'd like to be there when he take his last breath. I want to be right in his face smiling!

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Sharon Moreno of Sterling ()
Date: June 16, 2016 12:41PM

My father was a WWII veteran who served in the US Marine Corps. I loved him very much but he sexually molested me from the time I was about 10 until I left home.

After I got married and had a child, my father molested my son as well. My sense of right and wrong became hopelessly disjointed, and I too began having sexual relations with my son. As might be expected, my son William Moreno has numerous mental issues and has become a pedophile himself, as well as a stalker. The issues with my son have consumed our entire family and have caused us to spend tens of thousands of dollars on lawyers and hospitals.

Thanks to my late father, William H. McMillan. Happy Fathers Day.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Krystal Koonz ()
Date: June 16, 2016 05:55PM

My Dad made me do car commercials with him on TV when I was a little kid. When I grew up he gave me 6 car dealerships and I have never worked a day in my life other than doing a few car dealership commercials. This is why I cut myself.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: waste of space ()
Date: June 17, 2016 02:56AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> FrankR. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My father taught me the value of hard work,
> > something many younger folks seem to be lacking
> > these days.


> Who taught you the value of being a fuckhead?

Gerry, you do nothing all day except post your drivel on this message board. Clearly, Frank's comment hit a raw nerve. You're a lazy free-loading bum. A loser.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: cindy brady ()
Date: June 17, 2016 05:10PM

My dad let my three brothers bang me.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Peter Laidmore ()
Date: June 18, 2016 06:57AM

When I was 19 I got in an argument with my Dad and I hit him a couple times so he threw my clothes out the window and kicked me out of the house. A year later I went to apologize to him but he had died in his sleep the night before I got there.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: The good son ()
Date: June 18, 2016 09:36AM

Dad taught me early that niggers are the scourge of the earth. The most valuable lesson ever.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Sgt. Manbags ()
Date: June 18, 2016 03:31PM

Peter Laidmore Wrote:
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> When I was 19 I got in an argument with my Dad and
> I hit him a couple times so he threw my clothes
> out the window and kicked me out of the house. A
> year later I went to apologize to him but he had
> died in his sleep the night before I got there.


Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. You are a dick.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: when I jumped out of the car ()
Date: June 18, 2016 03:47PM

my dad wanted to back up and run me over, but then he had a change of heart. God bless him!

(I'm still mad about him sweeping up my peeber.)

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: June 18, 2016 03:53PM

I still fuck my father at Spa World. We mix our cum together and lick it. My dad's black

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: WSH LAX Legend ()
Date: June 18, 2016 04:53PM

My dad, Major Presnell is a great man, even if he kicked me out of the house & made me work at Wendy's. He paid for my first blowjob & it was out of the world. I got to give Uncle Pascal the blowjob of his life, while he played D & D with his friends. He even let me swallow.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Kurtis ()
Date: June 18, 2016 05:35PM

My Dad joined the army two days after the Pearl Harbor attack. He went to Normandy and got shrapnel in his arm. He was in a hospital in France for a while then he went back into combat till the war ended. When I was a kid he made me mow the lawns and shovel snow for two families in the neighborhood whose Dads were in Vietnam.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: James Williams ()
Date: June 17, 2017 02:34PM

A couple weeks after I turned 18 my dad called me downstairs for a talk. He gave me two choices, Join the military or get the fuck out now! I fucking hated the coast guard but that is where I ended up.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Donnie T ()
Date: June 17, 2017 02:46PM

My billionaire Dad wanted me to make it on my own. He told me to pack a suitcase, called me a cab, gave me 200 bucks in cash and a cashier's check for 1 million dollars. I declared bankruptcy several times and shamed my family.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Phil Intheblanks ()
Date: June 16, 2018 03:35PM

My Dad taught me that the worst way to make money is to work for it. Later on in life I discovered how to use undocumented Americans to make huge amounts of money. Dad was right!

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: hobs ()
Date: June 16, 2018 03:41PM

Altered Wrote:
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> My Dad made me be an altar boy even though I
> didn't want to be one then I got assraped by a
> priest 157 times. Thanks Dad.


Damn. I mean DAMN!

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: made me get a job ()
Date: June 16, 2018 03:48PM

I was on track to turn out like Meade (purely from an employment standpoint; I wasn't as fucked up as him in any other way). It was laid down like an eleventh commandment - I needed to get a job, any job, and if it didn't pay shit that was just fine - my folks would happily supplement my wages with a very generous allowance. But if I did not gain employment, I faced homelessness. Thus, I got a job and did not turn out like Meade.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Pedo Willia ()
Date: June 16, 2018 03:50PM

My dad paid for my frivolous lawlsuit. Then he let me continue to troll Fairfax Underground even after I was banned and it was illegal for me to post here. He supported and defended my pedophilia and let my boyfriend who is a convicted felon pedophile move in with me. My dad helped my boyfriend and I out with household expenses after our other roommate cracked me over the head and I sent her to jail.

Now my dad has died early and my elderly mother has been forced to go back to work as a contractor. I'm worried she may lose her clearance for real next time.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: jbdgr ()
Date: June 16, 2018 05:23PM

My dad taught me how to shoot and took me hunting with him. We went went fishing a lot too and he also taught me how to survive in the woods.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: ygtuu ()
Date: June 16, 2018 08:39PM

Shook my hand when I graduated high school. Outside of that, all physical contact was corporal punishment. Am I fucked up? You bet I am. Why else would I be here?

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: 58 years old ()
Date: June 16, 2018 09:46PM

My Dad paid for most of my education and gave me the family Maverick when it was still running good. That made a huge difference in my life.
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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Is tootguy missed? ()
Date: June 16, 2018 10:06PM

Does Miz miss his dad?
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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: don't blame tootguy ()
Date: June 16, 2018 10:47PM

He was just swept up in the miz-sharon-ffu maelstrom.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Good Riddance Tootguy ()
Date: June 16, 2018 11:09PM

don't blame tootguy Wrote:
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> He was just swept up in the miz-sharon-ffu
> maelstrom.

No, tootguy was a party to the lawlsuit. Tootguy filed a criminal complaint when eesh tooted his horn at him. Tootguy enabled his pedo son and signed the checks to the Sleazy Leiser Law Firm. Tootguy failed to stop Miz from coming to the site even after he was banned and they had filed the suit. Tootguy was a piece of shit and culpable has hell for the whole mess. Tootguy is in the ground right where he belongs.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: GAD ()
Date: June 17, 2018 06:50AM

My dad paid for my tuition and most of my living expenses at Longwood. I attended Longwood for 7 years full time but never met the requirements needed to obtain a diploma. I spent most of my time partying and banging fat girls. When I visited my dad on his deathbed he told me I was the biggest disappointment of his life.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Lance ()
Date: June 17, 2018 11:42AM

My Dad accidentally shot my sister. She was trying to sneak in the house at 3am after burning coal.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: don't forget the stabbing ()
Date: June 17, 2018 11:53AM

Good Riddance Tootguy Wrote:

> No, tootguy was a party to the lawlsuit. Tootguy
> filed a criminal complaint when eesh tooted his
> horn at him. Tootguy enabled his pedo son and
> signed the checks to the Sleazy Leiser Law Firm.
> Tootguy failed to stop Miz from coming to the site
> even after he was banned and they had filed the
> suit. Tootguy was a piece of shit and culpable
> has hell for the whole mess. Tootguy is in the
> ground right where he belongs.




After getting stabbed, a rational person would question what went wrong with his son and put a stop to his antics, but not tootguy.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: gated driveway ()
Date: June 17, 2018 01:33PM

GAD Wrote:
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> My dad paid for my tuition and most of my living
> expenses at Longwood. I attended Longwood for 7
> years full time but never met the requirements
> needed to obtain a diploma. I spent most of my
> time partying and banging fat girls. When I
> visited my dad on his deathbed he told me I was
> the biggest disappointment of his life.


So, what did you end up choosing as a career after you wasted your father's savings on drunken sex parties? I am guessing fast food or perhaps loading baggage at the airport?

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: yorlando ()
Date: June 18, 2018 04:23AM

My Dad made me join the coast guard at age 19. I retired at 39 with a pension and healthcare.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: took me to see Dr helpinstill ()
Date: June 26, 2018 11:14PM

then I stabbed him

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Jack Meoff. ()
Date: June 15, 2019 11:45AM

My Dad left my Mom when I was 10 years old. Mom had let herself go and gained about a hundred pounds. A year or two later he got married to a hot blonde with a nice ass and big tits. When I visited Dad as a teenager his new wife made me eat her pussy and gave me really good handjobs when he was not home. She said it was our little secret. Thanks Dad!

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: that is....... ()
Date: June 15, 2019 12:12PM

Jack Meoff. Wrote:
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> My Dad left my Mom when I was 10 years old. Mom
> had let herself go and gained about a hundred
> pounds. A year or two later he got married to a
> hot blonde with a nice ass and big tits. When I
> visited Dad as a teenager his new wife made me eat
> her pussy and gave me really good handjobs when he
> was not home. She said it was our little secret.
> Thanks Dad!


.........Awesome!

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: sweat memories ()
Date: June 15, 2019 12:31PM

Tea-bagging of course...

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Miz not signed in ()
Date: June 15, 2019 01:29PM

My late father, Richard Moreno, allowed me to stab him with a kitchen knife because it was my "dark humor". It was so funny! He also gave a large portion of his retirement savings to a sleazy law firm for them to file a frivolous lawsuit against one of my internet enemies. Now my father is dead and I can have anal sex with my mother Sharon Moreno as much as I want. Or I can sit in the basement all day trolling this site that I've been banned from, and stalking and harassing other people. Life is good. Anybody want to talk about fucking their mother? or my mother?
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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: beto7 ()
Date: June 15, 2019 01:44PM

My Dad gave me a free college education. I got a business degree. I work at Baskin-Robbins.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: William Pedo Moreno ()
Date: June 15, 2019 02:48PM

My dad joined my imbecilic jihad, and threw away over $300,000. RIP tootguy.
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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: kick me out of the house ()
Date: June 15, 2019 03:54PM

Force me to get a job and job and live on my own so I wouldn't end up like meade.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: SPITTER ()
Date: June 15, 2019 05:46PM

My Dad was a dry drunk, pill addicted drug addict. He was also a control freak.
He would number the Christmas cookies my Mom baked, then lock them in a freezer so only he could eat them.
I never had a second serving of anything on the dinner table in my whole life until I moved out at age 16.
He was a fucking leech, and demanded everybody cow tow to him.
He tried to beat me with a leather dog leash at age 16, and I drop kicked him in his balls & dropped him to the deck in a single blow.

My Mom found him about 6 hours later laying on the floor. He never laid a hand on me or my Mom ever again after that, and I moved out about a month afterwards.
To this day, I go piss on his grave every chance I get.

Fucking low life SOB.

And a big fat fuck you to those who don't believe me.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Chelsea C ()
Date: June 15, 2019 10:37PM

I called the man married to my mother Dad but he really isn’t. He had a very important job and we lived in a big house and everyone knew us, so mommy told me never to call my real father Dad because it would ruin everything, so I called him Uncle Webb instead. My moms husband didn’t really love her anyway, and banged every woman he could. Eventually he got caught and lied to everyone about it, but he left some of his seed on her dress which proved everything. Mom said that’s why she became a lesbian. I hate men too

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: little fat and gay Eesh ()
Date: June 16, 2019 12:55AM

One night he came in my room and touched me, then he fucked me so hard I couldn't shit for two weeks. Thank God for Mommy and her Ex-Lax remedy

I miss Mommy

I wonder if her Pussy still tastes like fish?

Graveyard mission tonight!

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Jen Ettix ()
Date: June 16, 2019 01:27AM

My dad let me join in on my mom for a threesome. I still fantasize about it. That, and Mike O’Meara.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Nelson. ()
Date: June 16, 2019 07:14AM

My Dad was a apartment complex maintenance man. He taught me his trade. I don't have a lot of money but I have never been unemployed in 23 years and I have always had a free apartment to live in and decent health insurance.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: compassionate 1 ()
Date: June 10, 2022 04:31AM

Altered Wrote:
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> My Dad made me be an altar boy even though I
> didn't want to be one then I got assraped by a
> priest 157 times. Thanks Dad.


Jesus Fuck! That is a tough one. Sorry.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Model Son Meade ()
Date: June 10, 2022 07:55AM

My dad lets me buy music equipment and doordash on his Amex card. I get to live rent free and pursue my music career. He is getting old and can be a challenge to deal with. He even told me I should get a job and support myself when I was 40. I keep him heavily medicated now so that helps.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: I grew up without one ()
Date: June 10, 2022 08:54AM

I grew up without one Wrote:
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> It didn't bother me until I got a real shithead of
> a step-father. He kicked my ass a few times and it
> made me realize that I was better off without a
> dad. My step-dick put an eviction notice on my
> bedroom door on my 18th birthday. I just hope that
> I outlive him and he dies a very slow, painful and
> complicated death. Hopefully all his years or
> drinking will catch up to him. I'd like to be
> there when he take his last breath. I want to be
> right in his face smiling!

Well, I did outlive his sorry ass. He did die a horrible death, but I wasn't there to see him die or to smile in his face. I'll see you in HELL!

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Dad was transporting blow ()
Date: June 10, 2022 04:40PM

My Dad was in prison from the time I was 4 years old and he did not get out till I turned 19. He wrote me a couple letters.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: SkAms ()
Date: June 10, 2022 04:59PM

Dad was transporting blow Wrote:
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> My Dad was in prison from the time I was 4 years
> old and he did not get out till I turned 19. He
> wrote me a couple letters.

UR DOING GREAT YOU FOUND THIS PLACE!

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Just graduated High School ()
Date: June 10, 2022 05:10PM

Nothing.....Just bought me a 2021 Dodge Charger as a Graduation Gift!!!!!. Loaded~ I'm hoping it will be a Chick Magnet this Summer. Will be working at an Intern at a Military Facility where a lot of GS Admin types work. Work hard, diligently and you too may be rewarded. Peace or piece, if you get it. lol enjoy the summer,

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Best gift ever ()
Date: June 10, 2022 05:54PM

Called the cops on me and tried to have me arrested the week before I started 8th grade.
He said I stole 6 rifles and pistols and a $50,000 coin collection and loaded it all on my bicycle and pedaled to my mom's house with the loot.
Supposedly pedaled from Fairfax Villa to Lake Braddock without anyone seeing a kid loaded up with all those guns and two big boxes of coins along the way and calling the cops.
I was the only suspect.
The cops grilled me and I cried and swore I didn't do it.
They believed me. The logistics didn't add up.
My mom still took my $5000 college fund for a lawyer to defend me even though I was only in the lawyers office for an hour and the cops proceeded no further after interrogating me.
I used to wonder if she stole it, but she was too much of a chicken shit and known in that neighborhood.

True story

I think I did pretty good by not becoming a serial killer or mass shooter. Or a stalker.

When I hear someone talk about how mean their families are, I just shake my head. They have no clue of what a mean family really is.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Bubo b ()
Date: June 10, 2022 06:17PM

I remember having to strip solid wire, we got so good at it we stripped it in our garage like the cable/internet guys run their wire

Then he was too fuckin cheap to pay for removal of all the excess dirt to level an above ground pool, we had a mound of dirt so big, we had to load 3 gallon pails and run them up a hill, it took us like 1-2 years to finally move the dirt

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: yahoo ()
Date: June 11, 2022 12:44PM

My dad got me a hot 22 year old stepmother when I was 12. She took my virginity when I was 14. She took half his money 10 years later and we just got engaged

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: 15 years? ()
Date: June 11, 2022 02:52PM

Dad was transporting blow Wrote:
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> My Dad was in prison from the time I was 4 years
> old and he did not get out till I turned 19. He
> wrote me a couple letters.

It must have been a huge amount of blow to get 15 years.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
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Date: June 11, 2022 04:19PM

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: my friend Coby's dad ()
Date: June 11, 2022 04:40PM

Dad was transporting blow Wrote:
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> My Dad was in prison from the time I was 4 years
> old and he did not get out till I turned 19. He
> wrote me a couple letters.


is in a jail for a pretty bad thing he did, Coby says his dad is in the Army or he's a SEAL or somethig but we know he ain't cause our mom told us the truth.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: my friend Coby's dad ()
Date: June 11, 2022 04:40PM

Dad was transporting blow Wrote:
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> My Dad was in prison from the time I was 4 years
> old and he did not get out till I turned 19. He
> wrote me a couple letters.


is in a jail for a pretty bad thing he did, Coby says his dad is in the Army or he's a SEAL or somethig but we know he ain't cause our mom told us the truth.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: U r a slacker? ()
Date: June 19, 2022 08:54AM

GAD Wrote:
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> My dad paid for my tuition and most of my living
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> needed to obtain a diploma. I spent most of my
> time partying and banging fat girls. When I
> visited my dad on his deathbed he told me I was
> the biggest disappointment of his life.


That is a lovely story!

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
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Date: June 19, 2022 08:58AM

Gave me white skin.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
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Date: June 19, 2022 09:09AM

My Dad made me get a job washing dishes when I was just 14 years old. I made $3.25 an hour and he started charging me rent and he made me steal food from the restaurant where I was working and bring it home to him. Every day I would leave work with a couple of steaks or pork chops shoved in my pants.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: Snd ()
Date: June 19, 2022 09:16AM

I remember my dad cracking/smashing me and one of my brothers heads together, always gives u a white flash

I remember him bending my fingers in(tip of finger to knuckle) hurts like hell!!

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Date: April 22, 2023 03:43PM

Best thing my dad did for me was die.
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Date: April 22, 2023 04:00PM

I Dad talked to me about my transitioning and bought me Kotex for my first period

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Date: April 22, 2023 05:48PM

Fathers day weekend Wrote:
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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
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Date: June 18, 2023 06:14AM

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Date: June 18, 2023 03:33PM

My dad moved me to Richmond so I could be in touch with my extensive Colonial History. It also enabled my music career to really take off. That is why I have limited my musical touring and am providing the care he needs to enable him to stay in the house. I think it is important to repay him for all of his past support.

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Re: What is the best thing your Dad ever did for you?
Posted by: scooter's friend ()
Date: June 18, 2023 06:34PM

My dad took me to my first Meade Skelton show at the Waffle House that closed down 2 years ago. Meade was then the lead singer of a popular music band. I remember he sang "running on empty" and "green grows the lilacs", I was hooked on his syncopatic style of singing. Years later I just fell deeper and deeper in love with the guy. I had blueberry pancakes and strawberry syrup. by the way.

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