Hawaii and Secret Service Confirm Obama US Citizen
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Date: August 04, 2009 08:10AM
Yale Legal News, August 3, 2009-
In a news conference yesterday the State of Hawaii released the results of a two month probe into allegations that Barak Obama's birth certificate was a forgery. Sigh Houna, the County Clerk of Honolulu announced that the birth certificate presented in 2008 is in fact a genuine Honolulu document.
In a related story, Billy Joe Sue Thurston, the leader of Birthers US, responded by saying "We couldn't be happier to hear the news." Billy Joe was located at a Montana Reynolds Aluminum Plant protesting with a group of 1000 birthers. The birthers are demanding that Reynolds Aluminum make public the formula for Reynolds Heavy Duty foil.
Birther claim that Reynolds Aluminum is adding secret ingredients that allow the US government and aliens to penetrate their foil hats.