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Hawaii and Secret Service Confirm Obama US Citizen
Posted by: Lantern ()
Date: August 04, 2009 08:10AM

Yale Legal News, August 3, 2009-
In a news conference yesterday the State of Hawaii released the results of a two month probe into allegations that Barak Obama's birth certificate was a forgery. Sigh Houna, the County Clerk of Honolulu announced that the birth certificate presented in 2008 is in fact a genuine Honolulu document.

In a related story, Billy Joe Sue Thurston, the leader of Birthers US, responded by saying "We couldn't be happier to hear the news." Billy Joe was located at a Montana Reynolds Aluminum Plant protesting with a group of 1000 birthers. The birthers are demanding that Reynolds Aluminum make public the formula for Reynolds Heavy Duty foil.

Birther claim that Reynolds Aluminum is adding secret ingredients that allow the US government and aliens to penetrate their foil hats.

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Re: Hawaii and Secret Service Confirm Obama US Citizen
Posted by: Lippy ()
Date: August 04, 2009 01:18PM

This claim that Reynolds Aluminum is using new ingredients is old. When are the birthers going to get up to date.

Everyone know if you double the tin foil before building your hat the government mind wave machines can't reprogram your mind.

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Re: Hawaii and Secret Service Confirm Obama US Citizen
Posted by: Clare ()
Date: August 05, 2009 08:13AM

Republicans = insane people

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Re: Hawaii and Secret Service Confirm Obama US Citizen
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: August 06, 2009 12:03AM

Clare Wrote:
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> Republicans = insane people


Insanity is much preferred to Anti-American Malevolence.

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