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So which comes first? The Nuke, or the Bunker Buster?
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: August 03, 2009 03:16PM

Iran is ready to build an N-bomb - it is just waiting for the Ayatollah's order
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/middle_east/article6736785.ece

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A US National Intelligence Estimate two years ago concluded that Iran had ended its nuclear arms research programme in 2003 because of the threat from the American invasion of Iraq. But intelligence sources have told The Times that Tehran had halted the research because it had achieved its aim — to find a way of detonating a warhead that could be launched on its long-range Shehab-3 missiles.
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LOL! So sure, they stopped the research.. because it was already complete. Excellent.

Pentagon eyes accelerated "bunker buster" bomb
http://www.reuters.com/article/rbssIndustryMaterialsUtilitiesNews/idUSN0213354020090802

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The non-nuclear, 30,000-pound Massive Ordnance Penetrator, or MOP, which is still being tested, is designed to destroy deeply buried bunkers beyond the reach of existing bombs.

If Congress agrees to shift enough funds to the program, Northrop Grumman Corp (NOC.N)'s radar-evading B-2 bomber "would be capable of carrying the bomb by July 2010," said Andy Bourland, an Air Force spokesman.

"The Air Force and Department of Defense are looking at the possibility of accelerating the program," he said. "There have been discussions with the four congressional committees with oversight responsibilities. No final decision has been made."

The precision-guided weapon, built by Boeing Co (BA.N), could become the biggest conventional bomb the United States has ever used.

Carrying more than 5,300 pounds of explosives. it would deliver more than 10 times the explosive power of its predecessor, the 2,000-pound BLU-109, according to the Pentagon's Defense Threat Reduction Agency, which has funded and managed the seed program.
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Hmm, that would certainly put a dent in something.

My bet is the nuke will come first, or Israel will preempt the entire discussion.

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Re: So which comes first? The Nuke, or the Bunker Buster?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: August 03, 2009 03:24PM

>> The non-nuclear, 30,000-pound Massive Ordnance Penetrator


A 30,000 pound bomb, LOL.

According to the wiki, this bomb can penetrate 200 feet of concrete. Now that's some pretty serious shit!

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Re: So which comes first? The Nuke, or the Bunker Buster?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 03, 2009 03:36PM

I'm pretty sure the Mossad would sabotage any nuclear weapon Iran might build.

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Re: So which comes first? The Nuke, or the Bunker Buster?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: August 03, 2009 05:20PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> >> The non-nuclear, 30,000-pound Massive Ordnance
> Penetrator
>
>
> A 30,000 pound bomb, LOL.
>
> According to the wiki, this bomb can penetrate 200
> feet of concrete. Now that's some pretty serious
> shit!


yeah... they really need to write "LOL! PWN3D!!1!" on those bad boys.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: So which comes first? The Nuke, or the Bunker Buster?
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: August 03, 2009 06:39PM

I am thinking something like a voice of God moment. As it nears the ground it puts out an amplified voice that says "You are so fucked..."

:)

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Re: So which comes first? The Nuke, or the Bunker Buster?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: August 03, 2009 06:46PM

Registered Voter Wrote:
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> I am thinking something like a voice of God
> moment. As it nears the ground it puts out an
> amplified voice that says "You are so fucked..."


my idea was at least feasible.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: So which comes first? The Nuke, or the Bunker Buster?
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: August 03, 2009 06:50PM

So is mine - how much additional weight would there be for an amplifier and a speaker when you are talking about a 15ton bomb?

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Re: So which comes first? The Nuke, or the Bunker Buster?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: August 03, 2009 06:58PM

Registered Voter Wrote:
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> So is mine - how much additional weight would
> there be for an amplifier and a speaker when you
> are talking about a 15ton bomb?


physics fail.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: So which comes first? The Nuke, or the Bunker Buster?
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: August 03, 2009 07:00PM

Ok, so the speaker section detaches when it is about to hit :)

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Re: So which comes first? The Nuke, or the Bunker Buster?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: August 03, 2009 07:05PM

Registered Voter Wrote:
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> Ok, so the speaker section detaches when it is
> about to hit :)


to get the "voice of God" effect, it better be one damn powerful speaker. seriously, the numbers dont add up.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: So which comes first? The Nuke, or the Bunker Buster?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 03, 2009 07:07PM

Just shape the Bunker Buster like a giant penis. 'Nuff said.

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Re: So which comes first? The Nuke, or the Bunker Buster?
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: August 03, 2009 07:09PM

Here is a test of one just before it hits the ground...
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Re: So which comes first? The Nuke, or the Bunker Buster?
Posted by: Doctor Freud ()
Date: August 03, 2009 07:11PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Just shape the Bunker Buster like a giant penis.
> 'Nuff said.


MrMephisto, are you experiencing penis envy? Any human would feel inadequate next to a huge cylinder shaped device, but I think you are taking it to another level. Seek help and heal the wounds of child abuse.

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Re: So which comes first? The Nuke, or the Bunker Buster?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: August 04, 2009 08:37AM

This sounds like just the type of weapon that should be deployed on Manasass, Centerville and Herndon.

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Re: So which comes first? The Nuke, or the Bunker Buster?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: August 04, 2009 09:31AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Just shape the Bunker Buster like a giant penis.
> 'Nuff said.


gay.


496 Wrote:
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> This sounds like just the type of weapon that
> should be deployed on Manasass, Centerville and
> Herndon.


be sure to notify me when you get that approved so i can get out of nova before all it gets flattened.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/04/2009 09:33AM by Gravis.

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Re: So which comes first? The Nuke, or the Bunker Buster?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 04, 2009 10:21AM

Gravis Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just shape the Bunker Buster like a giant penis.
>
> > 'Nuff said.
>
> gay.

Hey, I'm not the one who designed a long, cylindrical weapon designed to penetrate deeper and explode harder than any others like it so far. A penis is fitting, because that's what this thing does; it fucks your bunkers.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: So which comes first? The Nuke, or the Bunker Buster?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: August 04, 2009 03:18PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Hey, I'm not the one who designed a long,
> cylindrical weapon designed to penetrate deeper
> and explode harder than any others like it so far.
> A penis is fitting, because that's what this
> thing does; it fucks your bunkers.

gay.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: So which comes first? The Nuke, or the Bunker Buster?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 04, 2009 04:27PM

Whatever, Grufus. I hope they fuck your bunker first.

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Re: So which comes first? The Nuke, or the Bunker Buster?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: August 04, 2009 05:09PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Whatever, Grufus. I hope they fuck your bunker
> first.


NOOO!


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540
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