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Oh man fun at Wendy's
Posted by: WSH LAX National Treasure ()
Date: June 02, 2016 11:37AM

So this hillbilly came in wearing ripped up pants with grease stains all over them, a sleeveless Dale Earnhardt shirt, scruffy ass hair, and wanted to order food from me. I couldn't understand a word that he was saying hahahaha. He was like "gimme sum damn taters n a burg." I was like wtf did you just say bro? He got all mad and started cussing me out and asking me if I spoke Merican? I said ah go fuck yer sister white trash! Then Ron the manager comes over and intervenes before I kick the shit out of this guy. So I saw the truck he rolled in with. So I tell Ron that I'm going outside to smoke a cig. I took all of the garbage bags from the dumpster, ripped them open, and threw them into the back of this man's truck AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Then I bent his antenna, keyed the side, and pissed on the grill. FYI we got a lot to the side so all of this was possible without detection and in the span of under 2-3 minutes. Went back inside and saw the fucker on camera kicking the shit out of the dumpster and throwing his arms in the air! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Don't fuck with the LAX!

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Re: Oh man fun at Wendy's
Posted by: pkhyM ()
Date: June 02, 2016 11:43AM

WSH LAX National Treasure Wrote:
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> So this hillbilly came in wearing ripped up pants
> with grease stains all over them, a sleeveless
> Dale Earnhardt shirt, scruffy ass hair, and wanted
> to order food from me. I couldn't understand a
> word that he was saying hahahaha. He was like
> "gimme sum damn taters n a burg." I was like wtf
> did you just say bro? He got all mad and started
> cussing me out and asking me if I spoke Merican?
> I said ah go fuck yer sister white trash! Then
> Ron the manager comes over and intervenes before I
> kick the shit out of this guy. So I saw the truck
> he rolled in with. So I tell Ron that I'm going
> outside to smoke a cig. I took all of the garbage
> bags from the dumpster, ripped them open, and
> threw them into the back of this man's truck
> AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Then I bent his antenna, keyed
> the side, and pissed on the grill. FYI we got a
> lot to the side so all of this was possible
> without detection and in the span of under 2-3
> minutes. Went back inside and saw the fucker on
> camera kicking the shit out of the dumpster and
> throwing his arms in the air!
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Don't fuck with the
> LAX!

Then LAX woke up from his dream because it was his feeding time and he needed his mommy's nipple.

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Re: Oh man fun at Wendy's
Posted by: WSH LAX National Treasure ()
Date: June 02, 2016 11:53AM

Hahahaha you wish broner! Another jealous hater. I see a lot of you. How does it feel to hate so much???? I got money again from my parents for my education so I'm rolling in 15k stacked son! Plus it's cheap to live here which means that that 15k plus my wages at Wendy's will let me move out. I know I know the fake comments will be coming in, claiming that I'm fake, claiming that I'm not who I say I am. Well it just means that people are so jealous and hate me so much. Hahahaha come eat one of my burgers bitches! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

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Re: Oh man fun at Wendy's
Posted by: xbVwH ()
Date: June 02, 2016 11:56AM

Pussy little pajama boy makes up tough guy shit, but we all know pussy pajama boy will be a tough guy in his own head only.

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Re: Oh man fun at Wendy's
Posted by: WSH LAX COMPLETE FAGGOTRY ()
Date: June 02, 2016 12:02PM

More LAX gay as fuck faggotry.

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Re: Oh man fun at Wendy's
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: June 02, 2016 12:23PM

WSH LAX National Treasure Wrote:
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> So this hillbilly came in wearing ripped up pants
> with grease stains all over them, a sleeveless
> Dale Earnhardt shirt, scruffy ass hair, and wanted
> to order food from me. I couldn't understand a
> word that he was saying hahahaha. He was like
> "gimme sum damn taters n a burg." I was like wtf
> did you just say bro? He got all mad and started
> cussing me out and asking me if I spoke Merican?
> I said ah go fuck yer sister white trash! Then
> Ron the manager comes over and intervenes before I
> kick the shit out of this guy. So I saw the truck
> he rolled in with. So I tell Ron that I'm going
> outside to smoke a cig. I took all of the garbage
> bags from the dumpster, ripped them open, and
> threw them into the back of this man's truck
> AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Then I bent his antenna, keyed
> the side, and pissed on the grill. FYI we got a
> lot to the side so all of this was possible
> without detection and in the span of under 2-3
> minutes. Went back inside and saw the fucker on
> camera kicking the shit out of the dumpster and
> throwing his arms in the air!
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Don't fuck with the
> LAX!


Have you ever considering bettering your life by going to rehab facility then gat a college degree then begin motivational speaking so more youths dont end up like you?

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Re: Oh man fun at Wendy's
Posted by: WSH LAX National Treasure ()
Date: June 02, 2016 12:27PM

Fox News: Nah bro I mean I'm not really addicted to drugs or anything like that. My coworker Jerome buys me liquor when I need it. I mean I feel what I'm doing is just normal young guy fun. You know have fun until I eventually settle down and marry a chick. As for now I have my whole life ahead of me to consider all of that. For now I'm gonna have a blast. I got $15,000 to spend on whatever I want! I had about $53,000 in the bank but I spent a lot of that in Miami. Actually I spent almost all of that and the rest when I went train hopping.

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Re: Oh man fun at Wendy's
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: June 02, 2016 01:27PM

The gay as fuck author's gay as fuck writing is getting worse and worse. In a city that's 80% nigger he only runs into hillbillies and Civil War rednecks. And his parents give him (another?) $15,000 for the education he's not getting?

$53,000 in the bank? You can't even SPELL $53,000, pussyfoot.

Nothing in today's gay as fuck installment of gayness is even remotely believable.

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Re: Oh man fun at Wendy's
Posted by: pkhyM ()
Date: June 02, 2016 01:43PM

WSH LAX National Treasure Wrote:
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> Hahahaha you wish broner! Another jealous hater.
> I see a lot of you. How does it feel to hate so
> much???? I got money again from my parents for my
> education so I'm rolling in 15k stacked son! Plus
> it's cheap to live here which means that that 15k
> plus my wages at Wendy's will let me move out. I
> know I know the fake comments will be coming in,
> claiming that I'm fake, claiming that I'm not who
> I say I am. Well it just means that people are so
> jealous and hate me so much. Hahahaha come eat
> one of my burgers bitches!
> AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!


Nah, not jealous or a hater......BRONER!!! Some of what you said could be true and some may not. People like you that have to constantly tout your ego only strengthens your, ahem, SHORT COMINGS in life. My education was paid by my parents also. Been done with school now over 25 years. I have $$$$ because of my career an investments(being single just makes that $$$$ grow even more). I haven't reached my retirement age but could retire if I wanted to but the $$$$ I'm making just keeps me anchored and not wanting to leave. There are a lot of us in better position than you the only difference is we don't need to brag about it because we know we can back what we say.

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Re: Oh man fun at Wendy's
Posted by: WSH LAX National Treasure ()
Date: June 02, 2016 02:20PM

Bro these times are temporary. I'll be making $$$$ again after community college. After I get my associates degree I'll be able to buy out my old Wendy's. Go to Neiman Marcus and cop the whole second floor. I'm a straight hustler. I'm also the shit. After bullying kids in school I realized my strength and that I was powerful. A born leader. Future CEO of a company.

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Re: Oh man fun at Wendy's
Posted by: Homeless Freak ()
Date: June 02, 2016 02:25PM

WSH LAX is one white trash bitch. Go back to your homeless friends.

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Re: Oh man fun at Wendy's
Posted by: PTTn9 ()
Date: June 02, 2016 02:31PM

WSH Lax dude, what's a "broner"?

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Re: Oh man fun at Wendy's
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: June 02, 2016 02:54PM

PTTn9 Wrote:
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> WSH Lax dude, what's a "broner"?

It's what the author gets when he drifts into fantasies about being mounted by imaginary hobos, having friends, or being cool or employed.

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Re: Oh man fun at Wendy's
Posted by: mXEUj ()
Date: June 02, 2016 02:54PM

PTTn9 Wrote:
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> WSH Lax dude, what's a "broner"?

It's his brother's boner who he blows on a regular basis.

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Re: Oh man fun at Wendy's
Posted by: Corrected Version ()
Date: June 02, 2016 11:48PM

WSH LAX National Treasure Wrote:
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> So this faggot comes in wearing mesh shirt, light up
> fanny pack, gay ass sunglasses and board shorts with
> cum stains all over them. Then the gay as fuck fag
> to order food from me. I couldn't understand a
> word that he was saying hahahaha. He was like
> "gimme sum damn taters n a burg." I was like wtf
> did you just say bro? He got all mad and started
> cussing me out and asking me if I like cock?
> I said ah go fuck Erol faggot! Then
> Ron the manager comes over and intervenes before I
> eat the shit out of this guy's ass. So I saw the truck
> he rolled in with. So I tell Ron that I'm going
> outside to suck a cock. I took all of the garbage
> bags from the dumpster, ripped them open, and
> threw them into the back of this man's truck
> AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Then I bent his antenna, keyed
> the side, and pissed on the grill. FYI we got a
> lot to the side so all of this was possible
> without detection and in the span of under 2-3
> minutes. Went back inside and saw the fucker on
> camera kicking the shit out of the dumpster and
> throwing his arms in the air!
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Don't fuck with the
> LAX!

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Re: Oh man fun at Wendy's
Posted by: wPNKG ()
Date: June 03, 2016 10:30PM

WSH LAX National Treasure Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> So this hillbilly came in wearing ripped up pants
> with grease stains all over them, a sleeveless
> Dale Earnhardt shirt, scruffy ass hair, and wanted
> to order food from me. I couldn't understand a
> word that he was saying hahahaha. He was like
> "gimme sum damn taters n a burg." I was like wtf
> did you just say bro? He got all mad and started
> cussing me out and asking me if I spoke Merican?
> I said ah go fuck yer sister white trash! Then
> Ron the manager comes over and intervenes before I
> kick the shit out of this guy. So I saw the truck
> he rolled in with. So I tell Ron that I'm going
> outside to smoke a cig. I took all of the garbage
> bags from the dumpster, ripped them open, and
> threw them into the back of this man's truck
> AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Then I bent his antenna, keyed
> the side, and pissed on the grill. FYI we got a
> lot to the side so all of this was possible
> without detection and in the span of under 2-3
> minutes. Went back inside and saw the fucker on
> camera kicking the shit out of the dumpster and
> throwing his arms in the air!
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Don't fuck with the
> LAX!

thanks for sharing: i'll be looking for you LAX (though your a waste of time) and am sure to fuck you over if i find you

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Re: Oh man fun at Wendy's
Posted by: WSH LAX National Treasure ()
Date: June 03, 2016 10:50PM

Bros, I got busted. Ron just called me, the old guy found out who messed up his truck. He said he was going to sue Wendys. Ron said I need to come up with a solution because I have serious leadership skills. It looks like each time each time the guy comes to Wendys for a Baconator & Frosty, I have to give him a Creamy. I love the taste of jizz, so it means we both get dessert.

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Re: Oh man fun at Wendy's
Posted by: Hillbilly Cletus ()
Date: June 03, 2016 10:54PM

Imaginary youth get to post on this site, so imaginary hillbillies do too. WSH Lax, I want the free cock sucking when I come into tomorrow. See buddy, my dick is a bit raw, so use chapstick kiddo.

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Re: Oh man fun at Wendy's
Posted by: WSHS Baseball ()
Date: June 04, 2016 08:26AM

There's a lot of this story that can't be true.

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Re: Oh man fun at Wendy's
Posted by: broham ()
Date: June 04, 2016 10:25AM

WSH LAX National Treasure Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> So this hillbilly came in wearing ripped up pants
> with grease stains all over them, a sleeveless
> Dale Earnhardt shirt, scruffy ass hair, and wanted
> to order food from me. I couldn't understand a
> word that he was saying hahahaha. He was like
> "gimme sum damn taters n a burg." I was like wtf
> did you just say bro? He got all mad and started
> cussing me out and asking me if I spoke Merican?
> I said ah go fuck yer sister white trash! Then
> Ron the manager comes over and intervenes before I
> kick the shit out of this guy. So I saw the truck
> he rolled in with. So I tell Ron that I'm going
> outside to smoke a cig. I took all of the garbage
> bags from the dumpster, ripped them open, and
> threw them into the back of this man's truck
> AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Then I bent his antenna, keyed
> the side, and pissed on the grill. FYI we got a
> lot to the side so all of this was possible
> without detection and in the span of under 2-3
> minutes. Went back inside and saw the fucker on
> camera kicking the shit out of the dumpster and
> throwing his arms in the air!
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Don't fuck with the
> LAX!


Bro, like, what wendys you working at? I will totally come by for a double and a frosty and I will totally hook you up with a compliment on the online survey!

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Re: Oh man fun at Wendy's
Posted by: 9nnv4 ()
Date: June 04, 2016 02:00PM

your number one duty is to customer service. when you betray one customer, you betray us all.

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Re: Oh man fun at Wendy's
Posted by: WSH LAX National Treasure ()
Date: June 05, 2016 12:17PM

WSHS Baseball Wrote:
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> There's a lot of this story that can't be true.

Let me make it all better Erol by sucking your cock.

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Re: Oh man fun at Wendy's
Date: June 05, 2016 12:40PM

WSH LAX National Treasure Wrote:
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> So this hillbilly came in wearing ripped up pants
> with grease stains all over them, a sleeveless
> Dale Earnhardt shirt, scruffy ass hair, and wanted
> to order food from me. I couldn't understand a
> word that he was saying hahahaha. He was like
> "gimme sum damn taters n a burg." I was like wtf
> did you just say bro? He got all mad and started
> cussing me out and asking me if I spoke Merican?
> I said ah go fuck yer sister white trash! Then
> Ron the manager comes over and intervenes before I
> kick the shit out of this guy. So I saw the truck
> he rolled in with. So I tell Ron that I'm going
> outside to smoke a cig. I took all of the garbage
> bags from the dumpster, ripped them open, and
> threw them into the back of this man's truck
> AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Then I bent his antenna, keyed
> the side, and pissed on the grill. FYI we got a
> lot to the side so all of this was possible
> without detection and in the span of under 2-3
> minutes. Went back inside and saw the fucker on
> camera kicking the shit out of the dumpster and
> throwing his arms in the air!
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Don't fuck with the
> LAX!


"Themes of delusions may fall into the following types: erotomanic type (patient believes that a person, usually of higher social standing, is in love with the individual); grandiose type (patient believes that he has some great but unrecognized talent or insight, a special identity, knowledge, power, self-worth, or special relationship with someone famous or with God); jealous type (patient believes his partner has been unfaithful); persecutory type (patient believes he is being cheated, spied on, drugged, followed, slandered, or somehow mistreated); somatic type (patient believes he is experiencing physical sensations or bodily dysfunctions—such as foul odors or insects crawling on or under the skin—or is suffering from a general medical condition or defect); mixed type (characteristics of more than one of the above types, but no one theme dominates); or unspecified type (patient's delusions do not fall in described categories)."

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Re: Oh man fun at Wendy's
Posted by: Jackson BRO ()
Date: January 13, 2017 03:37PM

My Life BROmaniacs

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