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Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: Lord ()
Date: July 31, 2009 02:09PM

Many people are starting to point about bible and Mayan references that seem to align perfectly with Obama as possibly being the second coming of Christ.

One really odd reference is the Mayan calendar ends in 2012, this when Obama's term is up. There are many others.

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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Date: July 31, 2009 02:11PM

Lord Wrote:
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> Many people are starting to point about bible and
> Mayan references that seem to align perfectly with
> Obama as possibly being the second coming of
> Christ.
>
> One really odd reference is the Mayan calendar
> ends in 2012, this when Obama's term is up. There
> are many others.


His first term as President ends in 2013.

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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: Evan Thomas ()
Date: July 31, 2009 02:17PM

Correct. And thus He is a liminal figure, taking us from death to life, and ushering in the New Age.


"I mean in a way Obama’s standing above the country, above – above the world, he’s sort of God."
- Evan Thomas, Newsweek editor

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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: July 31, 2009 02:31PM

He is the second coming of Mohammed...not the christ!

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: July 31, 2009 02:32PM

why is it that EVERY generation thinks that the end of the world is coming in their lifetime?


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 31, 2009 02:36PM

Lord Wrote:
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> Many people are starting to point about bible and
> Mayan references that seem to align perfectly with
> Obama as possibly being the second coming of
> Christ.
anything.

There, I fixed it for you.

People have been saying the world is going to end for thousands of years now, based on the "perfect" aligning of world events. I remember being told as a child that the Second Coming was nigh because of the increase in recorded natural disasters.

When the designated day comes and goes without so much as a rainstorm, people rationalize why they were wrong and make new predictions.

Don't worry, you're safe.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: July 31, 2009 02:39PM

MrMephisto Wrote:

> Don't worry, you're safe.

But neither are you very smart, OP. There, I fixed it for you.

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I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.

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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: July 31, 2009 02:43PM

Gravis Wrote:
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> why is it that EVERY generation thinks that the
> end of the world is coming in their lifetime?


Becasue it gives them the right to do whatever the fuck they want to save your soul.

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Date: July 31, 2009 02:44PM

If the Mayans were so fucking smart, how come they didn't see their own demise coming?

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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 31, 2009 02:44PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> If the Mayans were so fucking smart, how come they
> didn't see their own demise coming?

Because God works in Mysterious Ways.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: Boris ()
Date: July 31, 2009 03:01PM

Because God Quetzalcoatl works in Mysterious Ways.

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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: July 31, 2009 03:11PM

Vince(1) Wrote:
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> Gravis Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > why is it that EVERY generation thinks that the
> > end of the world is coming in their lifetime?
>
>
> Becasue it gives them the right to do whatever the
> fuck they want to save your soul.


that doesnt make any sense.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: aha ()
Date: July 31, 2009 03:14PM

Gravis Wrote:
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> Vince(1) Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gravis Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > why is it that EVERY generation thinks that
> the
> > > end of the world is coming in their lifetime?
> >
> >
> > Becasue it gives them the right to do whatever
> the
> > fuck they want to save your soul.
>
> that doesnt make any sense.

consider the source

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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: Interesting Fact ()
Date: July 31, 2009 03:26PM

Time of the ruler - the length of time through which the events predicted must be fulfilled. Thus, the "time, times, and a half," Daniel 12:7[30] which has generally been agreed to be 3½ years in length by dispensationalists;

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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: July 31, 2009 03:29PM

Vince(1) Wrote:
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> Gravis Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > why is it that EVERY generation thinks that the
> > end of the world is coming in their lifetime?
>
>
> Becasue it gives them the right to do whatever the
> fuck they want to save your soul.
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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: July 31, 2009 05:03PM

Gravis Wrote:
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> Vince(1) Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gravis Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > why is it that EVERY generation thinks that
> the
> > > end of the world is coming in their lifetime?
> >
> >
> > Becasue it gives them the right to do whatever
> the
> > fuck they want to save your soul.
>
> that doesnt make any sense.


Of course it doesnt to you...or RV...birds of a feather!

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: Fruppie ()
Date: July 31, 2009 05:13PM

Vince(1) Wrote:
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> Gravis Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Vince(1) Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Gravis Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > why is it that EVERY generation thinks that
> > the
> > > > end of the world is coming in their
> lifetime?
> > >
> > >
> > > Becasue it gives them the right to do
> whatever
> > the
> > > fuck they want to save your soul.
> >
> > that doesnt make any sense.
>
>
> Of course it doesnt to you...or RV...birds of a
> feather!


That's stupid.

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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: July 31, 2009 05:19PM

Vince(1) Wrote:

> > >
> > > Becasue it gives them the right to do
> whatever
> > the
> > > fuck they want to save your soul.
> >
> > that doesnt make any sense.
>
>
> Of course it doesnt to you...or RV...birds of a
> feather!

Who is "them" again Vince? How do they mystically gain power from these doomsday prophecies exactly?

Wait, you have a soul????

Mephisto, WTF are you waiting for? The end of the world or something?!!
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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: August 01, 2009 04:16AM

Lord Wrote:
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> Many people are starting to point about bible and
> Mayan references that seem to align perfectly with
> Obama as possibly being the second coming of
> Christ.
>
> One really odd reference is the Mayan calendar
> ends in 2012, this when Obama's term is up. There
> are many others.


second coming? you mean he isnt the first?

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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: August 01, 2009 04:24AM

Kenny_Powers Wrote:
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> > Obama as possibly being the second coming of
> > Christ.
> >
> > One really odd reference is the Mayan calendar
> > ends in 2012, this when Obama's term is up.
> There
> > are many others.
>
>
> second coming? you mean he isnt the first?


I thought he was the third coming.

what is a coming, anyway?

Does that mean the world ends? OR does it mean those in power are shit out of luck because the political poles shift dramatically?

Or does it just mean another day passes and things remain the same?

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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 01, 2009 04:40AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/29/2012 08:58PM by Alias.

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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: August 01, 2009 08:33AM

Registered Voter Wrote:
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> Vince(1) Wrote:
>
> > > >
> > > > Becasue it gives them the right to do
> > whatever
> > > the
> > > > fuck they want to save your soul.
> > >
> > > that doesnt make any sense.
> >
> >
> > Of course it doesnt to you...or RV...birds of a
> > feather!
>
> Who is "them" again Vince? How do they mystically
> gain power from these doomsday prophecies
> exactly?
>
> Wait, you have a soul????
>
> Mephisto, WTF are you waiting for? The end of the
> world or something?!!


Oh boy..another "intelligent" discussion...my "them" refers to the same people Gravis referred to as "every generation". WHy not take this debate up with Gravis? Or explain to him your theory regarding his question. Or was his question just roll bait? I wonder!

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: August 01, 2009 11:38AM

Vince(1) Wrote:
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> > Vince(1) Wrote:
> >
> > > > >
> > > > > Becasue it gives them the right to do
> > > whatever the fuck they want to save your soul.
> > >
> > > Of course it doesnt to you...or RV...birds of a
> > > feather!
> >
> > Who is "them" again Vince?
>
> Oh boy..another "intelligent" discussion...my
> "them" refers to the same people Gravis referred
> to as "every generation". WHy not take this
> debate up with Gravis? Or explain to him your
> theory regarding his question. Or was his
> question just roll bait? I wonder!

Probably because you brought me into the conversation YOU and Gravis were having. Who exactly "rolled bait" here again?
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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: August 01, 2009 01:01PM

Id like to roll you and Gravis out the door!

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: August 01, 2009 02:29PM

Vince(1) Wrote:
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> Id like to roll you and Gravis out the door!

*sniff* That hurts Vince.. really.

What, do you LIVE here or something? Roll yourself out the door, or did you forget where you put it?

...
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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: August 01, 2009 03:06PM

The pictures are cute! Live here? Give me a break...you are the champion poster...numero uno...and 99% of it cut and paste articles....oh yeah, and pictures.

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: August 01, 2009 03:08PM

Vince(1) Wrote:
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> The pictures are cute! Live here? Give me a
> break...you are the champion poster...numero
> uno...and 99% of it cut and paste articles....oh
> yeah, and pictures.

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Pardon me?
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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 01, 2009 03:40PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/29/2012 08:57PM by Alias.

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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: August 01, 2009 03:53PM

The funny part is, originally I am pretty sure he meant to say "troll bait" - lol

Vince(1) said:
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...Or was his question just roll bait?

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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: August 01, 2009 04:12PM

Does ANYone know what is supposed to destroy the world? The world has been here 4.5 billion years and now suddenly it's going to get blown apart.

Many people think that mankind is the world and if/when we kill ourselves off, it's the end of the world.
Even if every nuclear bomb in existence explodes tomorrow and every chemical weapon is released into the air and every human is killed. The world will keep on going and eventually repair itself and new life will gradually emerge. It's highly unlikely that a species like man will every exist again, but other species will flourish.

It would take something cosmological to destroy the world, like an asteroid. But since the world has actually survived hits before, it would have to be a huge asteroid or other cosmic disturbance. In the event such a catastrophic situation did occur, there would most likely be some factual evidence presented before it happens. I think if/when this ever does happen, we'll know about it with a fair amount of certainty with time enough to kiss our asses goodbye.

To sum up, man will never destroy the world, no matter how badly we abuse it. That's not to say we won't destroy our own species and others.

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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: SpaceCadet ()
Date: August 01, 2009 04:46PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> Does ANYone know what is supposed to destroy the
> world? The world has been here 4.5 billion years
> and now suddenly it's going to get blown apart.
>
> Many people think that mankind is the world and
> if/when we kill ourselves off, it's the end of the
> world.
> Even if every nuclear bomb in existence explodes
> tomorrow and every chemical weapon is released
> into the air and every human is killed. The world
> will keep on going and eventually repair itself
> and new life will gradually emerge. It's highly
> unlikely that a species like man will every exist
> again, but other species will flourish.
>
> It would take something cosmological to destroy
> the world, like an asteroid. But since the world
> has actually survived hits before, it would have
> to be a huge asteroid or other cosmic disturbance.
> In the event such a catastrophic situation did
> occur, there would most likely be some factual
> evidence presented before it happens. I think
> if/when this ever does happen, we'll know about it
> with a fair amount of certainty with time enough
> to kiss our asses goodbye.
>
> To sum up, man will never destroy the world, no
> matter how badly we abuse it. That's not to say we
> won't destroy our own species and others.


Quick! Look up in the sky! A comet just hit Jupiter a few days ago and
made a hole the size of the planet Earth! Run for your lives! We're next!
It's coming! We'd better make a giant spaceship and send everybody except
Vince to colonize another planet. He can stay and turn out the lights.

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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: August 01, 2009 05:45PM

SpaceCadet Wrote:
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> It's coming! We'd better make a giant spaceship
> and send everybody except
> Vince to colonize another planet. He can stay and
> turn out the lights.


Well, if I were captain of the ark to colonize another planet, I can assure you there would be no religious people aboard. We're not going through that shit again, that's for damn sure.

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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: August 02, 2009 01:51AM

SpaceCadet Wrote:
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> Quick! Look up in the sky! A comet just hit
> Jupiter a few days ago and
> made a hole the size of the planet Earth! Run for
> your lives! We're next!
> It's coming! We'd better make a giant spaceship
> and send everybody except
> Vince to colonize another planet. He can stay and
> turn out the lights.

Maybe I misunderstood the reporting about this yesterday, but it wasn't the size of planet earth, it was large enough to span the pacific ocean (but not as large as the pacific ocean).

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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: August 02, 2009 01:54AM

Numbers Wrote:
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>
> Well, if I were captain of the ark to colonize
> another planet, I can assure you there would be no
> religious people aboard. We're not going through
> that shit again, that's for damn sure.

So you don't intend to have blue collar jobs on the new planet?

Who's going to fix your stopped up toilet? Who's going to do the drywalling? Who's going to be willing to do such menial work without the comfort and delusion of fundamentalist religions?

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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: August 02, 2009 01:55AM

That would be the tame monkeys I am guessing.

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Re: Is Obama the Second Coming of the Messiah?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: August 02, 2009 05:54AM

LOL! vince is off his rocker again!

ROLL BAIT!
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"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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