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Guess who's bro birthday it is?!
Posted by: WSH LAX birthday ()
Date: May 29, 2016 01:14PM

It's mine broners!!! Party going down tonight! Brandt bought two female strippers to do a lesbian show. My parents gave me $15k to invest into my education. Ohhhh bros I'll be educating hot women at the club tonight with that kind of cash flow! I also got a Versaci suit to wear tonight. I'll be looking fresh as fuck. Alright broners what are you getting me?

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Re: Guess who's bro birthday it is?!
Posted by: WSH LAX birthday ()
Date: May 29, 2016 01:38PM

WSH LAX birthday Wrote:
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> It's mine broners!!! Party going down tonight!
> Brandt bought two female strippers to do a lesbian
> show. My parents gave me $15k to invest into my
> education. Ohhhh bros I'll be educating hot women
> at the club tonight with that kind of cash flow!
> I also got Mesh shirt, light up fanny pack, silk glow in the dark gloves, light up sunglasses and leather shorts to wear tonight. I'll be
> looking fresh as fuck. Alright broners what are
> you getting me?

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Re: Guess who's bro birthday it is?!
Posted by: some editing ()
Date: May 29, 2016 01:45PM

WSH LAX birthday Wrote:
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> My parents gave me $15k to move out and never come back

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Re: Guess who's bro birthday it is?!
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: May 29, 2016 03:01PM

WSH LAX birthday Wrote:
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> It's mine broners!!! Party going down tonight!
> Brandt bought two female strippers to do a lesbian
> show. My parents gave me $15k to invest into my
> education. Ohhhh bros I'll be educating hot women
> at the club tonight with that kind of cash flow!
> I also got a Versaci suit to wear tonight. I'll be
> looking fresh as fuck. Alright broners what are
> you getting me?

"Versaci" is gay as fuck, brotard.
Sounds like another epic night of gay as fuck gayness.
Funny how your boyfriend Brandt is always making the arrangements for you. I'm guessing he's a caring and attentive lover too, right?


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Re: Guess who's bro birthday it is?!
Posted by: WSH LAX birthday ()
Date: May 29, 2016 04:03PM

Erol & Brandon, What are you 2 cuties getting me?

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Re: Guess who's bro birthday it is?!
Posted by: WSHS BASEBALL & ANAL SCRAPER ()
Date: May 29, 2016 08:41PM

WSH LAX birthday Wrote:
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> Erol & Brandon, What are you 2 cuties getting me?

Broner we are planning to tag team you bareback like the the old days when you had a party train one after the other. We just ask that you wear mesh shirt, light up fanny pack with padlock, silk glow in the dark gloves and sunglasses with leather shorts.

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Re: Guess who's bro birthday it is?!
Posted by: WSH LAX birthday ()
Date: May 29, 2016 09:39PM

WSHS BASEBALL & ANAL SCRAPER Wrote:
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> WSH LAX birthday Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Erol & Brandon, What are you 2 cuties getting
> me?
>
> Broner we are planning to tag team you bareback
> like the the old days when you had a party train
> one after the other. We just ask that you wear
> mesh shirt, light up fanny pack with padlock, silk
> glow in the dark gloves and sunglasses with
> leather shorts.


The good old days. I'll have mom gets us doritos like she did then. No cool ranch though, Maverick always wanted cool ranch after I blew him. I don't want to start crying over chips, you guys might think I'm gay or something.

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Re: Guess who's bro birthday it is?!
Posted by: WSH LAX Hungover ()
Date: May 30, 2016 08:29AM

Jealous losers HAHAHAHA! As for my Ultra 2016 outfit? Get over it. A lot of people were dressed like that there. Funny how none of you are willing to accept a fight from me or any of my friends.

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Re: Guess who's bro birthday it is?!
Posted by: Brandon aka I Do Not Exist ()
Date: May 30, 2016 10:08AM

I'll accept an imaginary fight from you & your imaginary friends any day. It'll be easy to beat up a fat 50 year old.

& for the 10th time, there is no Brandon that works in the JC Penney men's department. You need to scout locations for your made up friends to work.

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Re: Guess who's bro birthday it is?!
Posted by: Correction ()
Date: May 30, 2016 12:21PM

WSH LAX Hungover Wrote:
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> Jealous losers HAHAHAHA! As for my NAMBLA 2016
> outfit? Get over it. A lot of people were dressed
> like that there. Funny how none of you are willing
> to accept a cock from me or any of my friends.

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Re: Guess who's bro birthday it is?!
Posted by: WSH LAX Good Life ()
Date: May 30, 2016 02:57PM

Hahaha keep hating jealous losers. I fucked 3 girls since I got back. You losers were working your right palms. HAHAHA! Dumb ass losers I swear. Keep on hating. It only makes me famous :-D

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Re: Guess who's bro birthday it is?!
Posted by: Correction ()
Date: May 30, 2016 03:44PM

WSH LAX Good Life Wrote:
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> Hahaha keep hating jealous losers. I got fucked by 3
> guys since I got back. You losers were working
> your right palms. HAHAHA! Dumb ass losers I swear.
> Keep on hating. It only makes me famous for being a faggot:-D

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Re: Guess who's bro birthday it is?!
Posted by: FPTwy ()
Date: May 30, 2016 03:56PM

WSH LAX Hungover Wrote:
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> Jealous losers HAHAHAHA! As for my Ultra 2016
> outfit? Get over it. A lot of people were dressed
> like that there. Funny how none of you are willing
> to accept a fight from me or any of my friends.


Cause nobody believes you're real.

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Re: Guess who's bro birthday it is?!
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: May 30, 2016 04:44PM

He's really supergay and has a real fetish for shitting in inappropriate places.

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Re: Guess who's bro birthday it is?!
Posted by: WSH LAX birthday ()
Date: May 30, 2016 06:12PM

You just jealous because I had 3 hung cuban guys jizz down my throat and in my ass. You wish you was me. By the way one of the guys said he would give me $20 to help me get a new camero so there!!

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Re: Guess who's bro birthday it is?!
Posted by: WSH LAX FASHION PLATE ()
Date: May 30, 2016 07:06PM

I always wear gay as fuck faggot mesh shirt, light up fanny pack with gay ass padlock, silk glow in the dark gloves because Brandt loves the feel on his cock, faggot fucking light up douche bag sunglasses and leather gay as fuck shorts with an ass zipper so Brandon aka Rectum Scraper can have easy access to destroy my ass. I don't even miss Maverick anymore after we fucked during our fake train riding and the he beat the living fuck out of my faggot ass and ran off with Iceman.

You jealous fuckers wish you had my life and my parents just gave me another $10 because I took so much cock on this epic fucking weekend broners!

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