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Meade Skelton pines for ante bellum Virginia
Posted by: Virginia Gentleman ()
Date: May 28, 2016 04:00PM

Meade Skelton ffxu personality and descendant of slave owning aristocracy publicly professed his wish for the days of slavery to return. He argued in one of his latest YouTube videos (which was later taken down) people living in Africa today live in horrid conditions, and would be done a service if they were brought to America to work as farm hands and such. He wants to become the "benevolent slave owner " of popular southern lore.

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Re: Meade Skelton pines for ante bellum Virginia
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: May 28, 2016 04:12PM

Meade figures he could force slaves to listen to his music, because no one else will.

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Re: Meade Skelton pines for ante bellum Virginia
Posted by: he thinks in halfthoughts ()
Date: May 28, 2016 04:12PM

Virginia Gentleman Wrote:
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> Meade Skelton ffxu personality and descendant of
> slave owning aristocracy publicly professed his
> wish for the days of slavery to return. He argued
> in one of his latest YouTube videos (which was
> later taken down) people living in Africa today
> live in horrid conditions, and would be done a
> service if they were brought to America to work as
> farm hands and such. He wants to become the
> "benevolent slave owner " of popular southern
> lore.


Benevolent turns to violent pretty damn quick, he is a nincompoop.

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Re: Meade Skelton pines for ante bellum Virginia
Posted by: Sam Gompers ()
Date: May 28, 2016 09:19PM

Meade will force people to shop at Krogers for him, because he was banned.

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Re: Meade Skelton pines for ante bellum Virginia
Posted by: Charlie Manson got a bum rap ()
Date: May 28, 2016 11:29PM

I was flying out PDX and I realized that Meade would make an excellent TSA screener. Since his people skills are ghastly, not a PEOPLE screener, but a baggage screener.

He could look at X-rays of baggage and all he will have to say is
"Suitcase go Boom" when he sees something suspicious.

It is something a trained chimp would be able to handle, so it will still be somewhat of a challenge for Meade, but the self-esteem of finally having a society enhancing job will do him a world of good.

For Meade, Mental Health is just around the corner.

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Re: Meade Skelton pines for ante bellum Virginia
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: May 28, 2016 11:45PM

Does Meade have Obama Care??

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Re: Meade Skelton pines for ante bellum Virginia
Posted by: Meade is a bum ()
Date: May 29, 2016 05:21AM

Ludwig Wrote:
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> Does Meade have Obama Care??
For the longest time, Meade was on Medicaid and Welfare.
Now he has moved up to ObamaCare and Social Security disability.
Funny how he got the on disability.
During a taped deposition, his lawyer asked about his musical talent.
Meade answered with the usual nonsense about being the next Elvis.
The lawyer concluded that if Meade doesn't have mental health issues, who does?

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Re: Meade Skelton pines for ante bellum Virginia
Posted by: Gunlover ()
Date: May 29, 2016 06:50AM

Those were supposedly the good days. My Great Great Great GreatGrandfathers and Uncles would go to Virginia to hire prime seasoned hard working Virginia Nogs for the plantation, you buy ten they all work. Never hire them cheap Louisiana Nogs they weren't that good, you hire ten you have to kill one to get the other nine to work.

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Re: Meade Skelton pines for ante bellum Virginia
Posted by: cock.lover ()
Date: May 29, 2016 06:53AM

Gunlover Wrote:
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> Those were supposedly the good days. My Great
> Great Great GreatGrandfathers and Uncles would go
> to Virginia to hire prime seasoned hard working
> Virginia Nogs for the plantation, you buy ten they
> all work. Never hire them cheap Louisiana Nogs
> they weren't that good, you hire ten you have to
> kill one to get the other nine to work.
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Re: Meade Skelton pines for ante bellum Virginia
Posted by: Goodolddaze ()
Date: May 29, 2016 05:24PM

Apparently he is a descendant of a wealthy slave owner from Fredericksburg named George Rowe. Its on his list of "events"

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Re: Meade Skelton pines for ante bellum Virginia
Posted by: Yessuh masta Skelton ()
Date: May 29, 2016 08:10PM

Meade would be the worst plantation owner in the history of the South. Meade is as lazy as the dindus he would own and let them do whatever the fuck they wanted as long as they showed up to hear his music.

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Re: Meade Skelton pines for ante bellum Virginia
Posted by: sugar sugar ()
Date: May 30, 2016 10:09AM

Yessuh masta Skelton Wrote:
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> Meade would be the worst plantation owner in the
> history of the South. Meade is as lazy as the
> dindus he would own and let them do whatever the
> fuck they wanted as long as they showed up to hear
> his music.

Would Meade have a concubine of sweet molasses skin toned women for his pleasure? I mean, Mick Jagger wrote"Brown Sugar" after sleeping with a Black Woman,think of all the lyrics Meade could conger after having massive interracial and hardcore haremesqe sex....

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Re: Meade Skelton pines for ante bellum Virginia
Posted by: Steve Barnes ()
Date: May 30, 2016 10:25AM

Do you think Meade is going to watch the Roots marathon on Lifetime today?

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Re: Meade Skelton pines for ante bellum Virginia
Posted by: Gunlover ()
Date: May 30, 2016 10:43AM

Steve Barnes Wrote:
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> Do you think Meade is going to watch the Roots
> marathon on Lifetime today?

I wouldn't, why watch some this misrepresents our families benevolence and kindness to our hired Nogs. Now if the Nogs want to see any kindness today they have to riot for it. Thanks to the liberals, they just took them off a good plantation and put them a worst plantation.

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