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I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: actual WSHS student ()
Date: May 17, 2016 03:07PM

Ok-so I'm not friends with him more like an acquaintance. He's real, used to play lacrosse, but he's not like he makes himself out to be. His name is Roy ***last name omitted*** and I knew him from different classes. He played lacrosse his sophomore and junior year but he kinda sucked which is why he was benched for most of the games. He kept acting like he was the best player to try and get girls and shit. All of the friends he has are based off of real people but with different names. There is no rich douche named Brandt who mows his lawn in polos or a skyscraper who works at JC Penney's. Also he drove a beat up Toyota Camery not a Camaro. Now here's the real story. Yes, he did throw a bike and a shopping cart on the railroad tracks before school started and afterwards things sort of went down hill from there. He had to pay a couple of fines and worked it off at Shopper's Food Warehouse off of Old Keene Mill. Around November he just said fuck it and dropped out of high school all together. No he didn't get expelled for having a DUI. From what I heard he did have family down in Miami but he would constantly fight with his uncle over going back to school, finding a job, and such. No D-List celebrities, shitting on cars, some bitch named Dottie, or anything like that. As far as we knew he didn't even drive a car while down there. Things got really serious after he was stealing from his aunt and doing drugs. Yes, he does now live in Jackson and works fast food but I don't know much about the details. In regards to jumping trains, no idea. He deleted his facebook. My buddy Darren still talks to him but just through text and shit. He's not the kind of guy you really start to miss. That's why I started reading some of the stuff here and laughed my ass off but at the same time you really gotta feel sorry for a guy like that. I mean his life is that fucked up that he needs to make up stories. Anyways take it as is, you can accuse me of being whoever you want, but that's the honest truth. Take it or leave it.

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: Col Duh ()
Date: May 17, 2016 03:37PM

Well we kind of knew he was lying shithead. But thanks for clarifying. Roy? No wonder. All douche bags like him are named Roy. So what's you're saying is that he didn't rule the school?

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: May 17, 2016 04:01PM

Next time use his last name as your username. I don't trust YOU.

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: actual WSHS student ()
Date: May 17, 2016 04:19PM

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> Next time use his last name as your username. I
> don't trust YOU.

And why should I trust YOU?

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: WSHS Baseball ()
Date: May 17, 2016 04:28PM

Roy used to pretty much rule the school.

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: Roy Rogers ()
Date: May 17, 2016 04:49PM

His last name is Rogers and he wears, cowboy hat, cowboy boots, wranglers, cowboy shirt, leather chaps and belt with big buckle. Total badass that ruled the school!

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: fake ()
Date: May 17, 2016 04:50PM

Interesting that person who says he knows that guy uses the same structure.... Me thinks this is another made up person.

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: May 17, 2016 05:13PM

fake Wrote:
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> Interesting that person who says he knows that guy
> uses the same structure.... Me thinks this is
> another made up person.

Ya thinks?!?!?!?! Fat white 50 year old underwear guy encountered a critical mass of people who weren't buying his poorly crafted stories of shitting in inappropriate places and popping boners in showers and working at JC Penney.

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: WSH LAX JAX OFF ()
Date: May 17, 2016 06:12PM

actual WSHS student Wrote:
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> Ok-so I'm not friends with him more like an
> acquaintance. He's real, used to play lacrosse,
> but he's not like he makes himself out to be. His
> name is Roy ***last name omitted*** and I knew him
> from different classes. He played lacrosse his
> sophomore and junior year but he kinda sucked
> which is why he was benched for most of the games.
> He kept acting like he was the best player to try
> and get girls and shit. All of the friends he has
> are based off of real people but with different
> names. There is no rich douche named Brandt who
> mows his lawn in polos or a skyscraper who works
> at JC Penney's. Also he drove a beat up Toyota
> Camery not a Camaro. Now here's the real story.
> Yes, he did throw a bike and a shopping cart on
> the railroad tracks before school started and
> afterwards things sort of went down hill from
> there. He had to pay a couple of fines and worked
> it off at Shopper's Food Warehouse off of Old
> Keene Mill. Around November he just said fuck it
> and dropped out of high school all together. No
> he didn't get expelled for having a DUI. From
> what I heard he did have family down in Miami but
> he would constantly fight with his uncle over
> going back to school, finding a job, and such. No
> D-List celebrities, shitting on cars, some bitch
> named Dottie, or anything like that. As far as we
> knew he didn't even drive a car while down there.
> Things got really serious after he was stealing
> from his aunt and doing drugs. Yes, he does now
> live in Jackson and works fast food but I don't
> know much about the details. In regards to
> jumping trains, no idea. He deleted his facebook.
> My buddy Darren still talks to him but just
> through text and shit. He's not the kind of guy
> you really start to miss. That's why I started
> reading some of the stuff here and laughed my ass
> off but at the same time you really gotta feel
> sorry for a guy like that. I mean his life is
> that fucked up that he needs to make up stories.
> Anyways take it as is, you can accuse me of being
> whoever you want, but that's the honest truth.
> Take it or leave it.

I leave it faggot since you are the same troll.

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: actual WSHS student ()
Date: May 17, 2016 06:15PM

Jesus Christ you are all are fucked. A little paranoid are we?

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: Actual WSH LAX LAX OFF ()
Date: May 17, 2016 06:42PM

actual WSHS student Wrote:
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> Jesus Christ you are all are fucked. A little
> paranoid are we?

No faggot you and your weak attempts to salvage your fake ass bullshit are fucked. Not paranoid at all, we just know you are the same faggot. It's over, give it up though you can't because you need attention from an online forum loser.

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: actual WSHS student ()
Date: May 17, 2016 07:21PM

No words other than pathetic. All I'll say

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: WSH LAX JAX OFF ()
Date: May 17, 2016 07:26PM

actual WSHS student Wrote:
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> No words other than pathetic. All I'll say

Yes, you are very pathetic along with your troll game faggot.

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: HJbeN ()
Date: May 17, 2016 08:12PM

http://www.maxpreps.com/high-schools/west-springfield-spartans-%28springfield,va%29/lacrosse-spring-15/roster.htm


That's the 2014-2015 West Springfield Lax roster. Nobody named Roy.

Here is the 2015-16 roster (which I wouldn't expect him to be on given that he supposedly left school back in Dec or some shit)

http://www.maxpreps.com/high-schools/west-springfield-spartans-%28springfield,va%29/lacrosse/roster.htm

I don't see any "Roy" so I call bullshit on this whole post.

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: I guess I'm paranoid ()
Date: May 17, 2016 09:30PM

actual WSHS student Wrote:
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> Jesus Christ you are all are fucked. A little
> paranoid are we?


For a long time, I believe eesh and miz wrre he same damn person. (Well, in an intellectual sense, they sort of are.)

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: Game Over WSH LAX FAGGOT ()
Date: May 17, 2016 09:56PM

Completely busted WSH LAX COCKSUCKER! Funny, I don't see a Kyle on the team either.

Can't wait to hear your next desperate attempt to keep your online fantasy life of being a douche bag high school boy going faggot!

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: It's all true ()
Date: May 17, 2016 10:04PM

We used to shower together.


file.php?40,file=233358,filename=WSH_Lax

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: The FFU Answer Man ()
Date: May 18, 2016 07:43AM

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> fake Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Interesting that person who says he knows that
> guy
> > uses the same structure.... Me thinks this is
> > another made up person.
>
> Ya thinks?!?!?!?! Fat white 50 year old underwear
> guy encountered a critical mass of people who
> weren't buying his poorly crafted stories of
> shitting in inappropriate places and popping
> boners in showers and working at JC Penney.


William is fat, white/hispanic mix and often does sit around in his underwear. However, he is not 50 years old. You have incorrect information.

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: Actual WSHS student ()
Date: May 18, 2016 04:03PM

Wow that roster's fake as fuck! Of course Roy isn't his real name. You think I'd be dumb enough to use his real name? You guys sound like psychos

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: May 18, 2016 04:38PM

Actual WSHS student Wrote:
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> Wow that roster's fake as fuck! Of course Roy
> isn't his real name. You think I'd be dumb enough
> to use his real name? You guys sound like psychos

Yet in your first line you said "His name is Roy". You sound a lot like the guy who (badly) writes the characters Kyle, Brandon, and Shower Boner. "Fake as fuck"?

You're pulling the same move the Kyle character pulled when he said his father was "Major Presnell" then denied he said it.

And of course someone faked a whole website with fake sports rosters.

Like I said, you're just reacting (badly) to the critical mass of people calling you on your bullshit. Is this the week when you change your underwear, fatboy?

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: This is Fairfaxxxxxxx ()
Date: May 18, 2016 04:53PM

I enjoyed reading his posts, he could have a good career in 'choose your own adventure' books for retards

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: Actual WSHS student ()
Date: May 18, 2016 04:54PM

You're way too obsessed with this kid. It's almost funny how much he owns you. Do you stalk him every day?

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: May 18, 2016 04:58PM

Actual WSHS student Wrote:
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> You're way too obsessed with this kid. It's almost
> funny how much he owns you. Do you stalk him every
> day?

Again, it's not a kid. What you say sounds like what a lot of people say and they all sound like they're the same fat middle-age white loser in only his underwear who writes all the made-up characters.

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: UFGWD ()
Date: May 18, 2016 05:01PM

Actual WSHS student Wrote:
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> Wow that roster's fake as fuck! Of course Roy
> isn't his real name. You think I'd be dumb enough
> to use his real name? You guys sound like psychos


The roster is not fake. Maxpreps is not some bullshit site. It has rosters of teams for 1,000's of schools all over the country.

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: Foxhall ()
Date: May 18, 2016 05:13PM

I call bullshit too. I think the list is fake. Also show fan sounds like a dick smoking stalker. I think he wants that kids dick. He always obsesses over him. He needs a life

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: May 18, 2016 05:40PM

Foxhall Wrote:
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> I call bullshit too. I think the list is fake.
> Also show fan sounds like a dick smoking stalker.
> I think he wants that kids dick. He always
> obsesses over him. He needs a life

Again, it's not a kid. What you say sounds like what a lot of people say and they all sound like they're the same fat middle-age white loser in only his underwear who writes all the made-up characters.


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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: CJ3Uv ()
Date: May 18, 2016 06:20PM

Why do you hate these kids so much? You have never explained yourself. I understand that having to sit on your donut shaped pillow because you have a bullet lodged in your butt you got running away from Tunisia must be irritating, but why does that make you stalk some HS kids on an internet forum? Just tell us, why?

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: Jxpp4 ()
Date: May 18, 2016 06:28PM

CJ3Uv Wrote:
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> Why do you hate these kids so much? You have
> never explained yourself. I understand that
> having to sit on your donut shaped pillow because
> you have a bullet lodged in your butt you got
> running away from Tunisia must be irritating, but
> why does that make you stalk some HS kids on an
> internet forum? Just tell us, why?


He's not stalking anybody here. This isn't the eeshlizmizmeg faggo-drama. It's just a couple of people trolling each other on a forum. By FFXU standards this shit is lite drama.

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: May 18, 2016 06:44PM

CJ3Uv Wrote:
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> Why do you hate these kids so much? You have
> never explained yourself. I understand that
> having to sit on your donut shaped pillow because
> you have a bullet lodged in your butt you got
> running away from Tunisia must be irritating, but
> why does that make you stalk some HS kids on an
> internet forum? Just tell us, why?

Again, it's not kids. What you say sounds like what a lot of people say and they all sound like they're the same fat middle-age white loser in only his underwear who writes all the made-up characters.

You can't deal with the critical mass of people who aren't buying your poorly crafted stories of shitting in inappropriate places and popping boners in showers and working at JC Penney.

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: Desperate Times ()
Date: May 18, 2016 07:32PM

Desperate times for WSH LAX JAX OFF as he was living an awesome imaginary life thinking we believed his complete bullshit stories. Now he is posting under multiple fake characters to keep his troll work going.

I bet he is about to eat a bullet now that it is over because it was more attention than he has ever had in real life. I really did enjoy destroying his fake bullshit though!

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: fantasy confirmed ()
Date: May 18, 2016 07:40PM

There are no kids involved whatsoever. I have a friend with kids at wshs and I queried them in some detail about these alleged characters and situations. They had no knowledge of any bicycles on railroad tracks, former lacrosse team members matching any of the descriptions, etc.

It's all William Moreno or some other 50-year-old douche writing vicarious fantasies about gay youth. That should be obvious enough from the writing style, vocabulary choices, etc.

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: Desperate Times ()
Date: May 18, 2016 07:48PM

fantasy confirmed Wrote:
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> There are no kids involved whatsoever. I have a
> friend with kids at wshs and I queried them in
> some detail about these alleged characters and
> situations. They had no knowledge of any bicycles
> on railroad tracks, former lacrosse team members
> matching any of the descriptions, etc.
>
> It's all William Moreno or some other 50-year-old
> douche writing vicarious fantasies about gay
> youth. That should be obvious enough from the
> writing style, vocabulary choices, etc.

+1

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: May 18, 2016 07:51PM

Why are you so obsessed with this kid that you keep stalking him? Did you wear a fedora with a card that says "Press" when you talked to your "friend's" "kids"? You sound gay as a fox's glove. You wish you had Kyle's life, pussyfoot. Meet me at JC Penney Friday at 7 pm.

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: dungeon smash ()
Date: May 18, 2016 11:41PM

Actual WSHS student Wrote:
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> You're way too obsessed with this kid. It's almost
> funny how much he owns you. Do you stalk him every
> day?


yeah you're the same person. i dont believe you

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: not the one you think ()
Date: May 18, 2016 11:46PM

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> Why are you so obsessed with this kid that you
> keep stalking him? Did you wear a fedora with a
> card that says "Press" when you talked to your
> "friend's" "kids"? You sound gay as a fox's
> glove. You wish you had Kyle's life, pussyfoot.
> Meet me at JC Penney Friday at 7 pm.


Dumbfuck I'm not the guy who who keeps stalking the fictitious writer. This was the first time I even responded to him. I just happened to realize my friend's kids went to that school, so I asked them if they knew anything about the fictional character and the alleged exploits. They didn't. I have no qualms about talking to kids and I will even do so in the presence of their parents.

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: May 19, 2016 01:56AM

not the one you think Wrote:
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> Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why are you so obsessed with this kid that you
> > keep stalking him? Did you wear a fedora with
> a
> > card that says "Press" when you talked to your
> > "friend's" "kids"? You sound gay as a fox's
> > glove. You wish you had Kyle's life, pussyfoot.
>
> > Meet me at JC Penney Friday at 7 pm.
>
>
> Dumbfuck I'm not the guy who who keeps stalking
> the fictitious writer. This was the first time I
> even responded to him. I just happened to realize
> my friend's kids went to that school, so I asked
> them if they knew anything about the fictional
> character and the alleged exploits. They didn't.
> I have no qualms about talking to kids and I will
> even do so in the presence of their parents.

Why are you so obsessed with this kid that you keep stalking him? Did you wear a fedora with a card that says "Press" when you talked to your "friend's" "kids"? You sound gay as a fox's glove. You wish you had Kyle's life, pussyfoot. Meet me at JC Penney Friday at 7 pm.

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: WSH IAD LAX DFW Football ()
Date: November 03, 2016 12:25PM

Proof the entire WHS loser is made up bullshit.

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: WSHS Baseball ()
Date: November 03, 2016 12:53PM

Kyle/Roy was in my class, you fools. He's real, he used to pretty much rule the school.

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: bullshit. ()
Date: November 03, 2016 12:58PM

Why is he not listed on any sports rosters?

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Re: I know the guy behind WSH LAX shit
Posted by: I am Miz Broners ()
Date: November 03, 2016 01:02PM

It is no talent (ART or Writing) troll miz who misses his little black boy, who,is in the nut house for giving Miz 10 stitches.....BRONEY!

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