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preferred mode of death
Posted by:
Yahweh
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Date: July 28, 2009 03:24PM
I was reading an old interview from Peter Steele today. When asked this question; his response “to burn to death in the arms of [his] sweetheart”
I remember Marilyn Manson said in like ‘93 “to be eaten alive”
I’m still weighing my options; in my sleep (but thats not bad ass), a quality od, tidal wave (so I can take all of you fuckers with me.) What about you?
I remember Marilyn Manson said in like ‘93 “to be eaten alive”
I’m still weighing my options; in my sleep (but thats not bad ass), a quality od, tidal wave (so I can take all of you fuckers with me.) What about you?
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: July 28, 2009 03:25PM
Any kind of sudden impact. A car going 65 mph into a Jersey wall and then - nothing.
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
Kenny_Powers
()
Date: July 28, 2009 03:39PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Any kind of sudden impact. A car going 65 mph into
> a Jersey wall and then - nothing.
yea that would be good, but then your bodies all fucked up. I vote Heroin
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> Any kind of sudden impact. A car going 65 mph into
> a Jersey wall and then - nothing.
yea that would be good, but then your bodies all fucked up. I vote Heroin
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
bdimag
()
Date: July 28, 2009 03:39PM
because heroin doesn't fuck your body up...
i vote ninjas
i vote ninjas
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
graymoose1
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Date: July 28, 2009 03:40PM
How about being shot in bed by a jealous husband,when you are 100 yrs old.
Jumping into an active volcano
Going to the beach at night getting drunk and just start swimming
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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo
Jumping into an active volcano
Going to the beach at night getting drunk and just start swimming
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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: July 28, 2009 03:44PM
Being stabbed to death by the guy I'm trying to mug, and then hoping my sister blames the guy who defended himself for my death.
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
HA
()
Date: July 28, 2009 03:52PM
Hemhorragic Rectal Prolapse
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
Baggins
()
Date: July 28, 2009 04:13PM
i wanna go out like Golem in LOTR
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: July 28, 2009 04:21PM
For thrill points and (hopefully) quick death points I would like to free fall a huge distance to my death. Maybe launch from some sort of catapult into the Grand Canyon.
The worst way to go out would be to drown in a vat of hot french fry oil. (Saw it in a CSI)
The worst way to go out would be to drown in a vat of hot french fry oil. (Saw it in a CSI)
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
un-fairfax aboveground
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Date: July 28, 2009 04:35PM
fiery high speed police chase
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: July 28, 2009 04:56PM
Meeting someone under the plasma.
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
Vince(1)
()
Date: July 28, 2009 04:59PM
Like Nelson Rockefeller did.
Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.
Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
Kenny_Powers
()
Date: July 28, 2009 05:05PM
bdimag Wrote:
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> because heroin doesn't fuck your body up...
>
> i vote ninjas
what, needle marks? you're wearing a suit. But yea, I agree, ninjas
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> because heroin doesn't fuck your body up...
>
> i vote ninjas
what, needle marks? you're wearing a suit. But yea, I agree, ninjas
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: July 28, 2009 05:36PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Meeting someone under the plasma.
LMAO. I would prefer extreme semen loss through banging 72 virgins. Female virgins.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/28/2009 05:37PM by Warhawk.
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> Meeting someone under the plasma.
LMAO. I would prefer extreme semen loss through banging 72 virgins. Female virgins.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/28/2009 05:37PM by Warhawk.
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
bloody blisters
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Date: July 28, 2009 09:55PM
Warhawk Wrote:
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>
>
> LMAO. I would prefer extreme semen loss through
> banging 72 virgins. Female virgins.
glad you specified.
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>
>
> LMAO. I would prefer extreme semen loss through
> banging 72 virgins. Female virgins.
glad you specified.
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
Yahweh
()
Date: July 29, 2009 07:50AM
I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.
TOOL tomorrow!
TOOL tomorrow!
TOOL tomorrow!
TOOL tomorrow!
TOOL tomorrow!
TOOL tomorrow!
can't fucking wait! its been soooo long since I've felt something.
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.
TOOL tomorrow!
TOOL tomorrow!
TOOL tomorrow!
TOOL tomorrow!
TOOL tomorrow!
TOOL tomorrow!
can't fucking wait! its been soooo long since I've felt something.
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
Gravis
()
Date: July 29, 2009 03:58PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Meeting someone under the plasma.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
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> Meeting someone under the plasma.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
ffxstoner
()
Date: July 29, 2009 04:04PM
Death from a gas mask bong. It has happened before not enough oxygen so the kid died. What a friggin awesome death!
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: July 30, 2009 03:31AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/29/2012 08:13PM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/29/2012 08:13PM by Alias.
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
Kenny_Powers
()
Date: July 31, 2009 04:39AM
Alias Wrote:
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> Since I have no intention of ever dying, I don't
> have to worry about this shit.
all you have to do is believe hard enough
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> Since I have no intention of ever dying, I don't
> have to worry about this shit.
all you have to do is believe hard enough
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: July 31, 2009 11:09AM
Peacefully in my sleep....after having nuked Mexico, Half of the Middle East, China, and maybe Tribal Pakistan.
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
ITRADE
()
Date: July 31, 2009 02:52PM
WTC jumpers. Rock. Out.
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
Gravis
()
Date: July 31, 2009 03:01PM
police shootout. ;)
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
b1ack out Fr1day
()
Date: July 31, 2009 03:46PM
i've been thinking, and this this is how i would like to go out...
be suspended by ropes, face up, about 6 inches in the bathtub, so your entire body is lying flat in the air
then, have someone force feed me food and water, non stop. Either by force, or through IV
this would cause me to poop and pee often
slowly, over time, the poop and pee would accumulate causing it to creep higher and higher
finally, after my final pee, it would reach above my face, and I would drown in my own poop and pee
the only potential issue would be if you pooped more than you pee, and your body would continually elevate with the poop, BUT - I figure the pee would soften everything and you would be enveloped in a mixture of the two
be suspended by ropes, face up, about 6 inches in the bathtub, so your entire body is lying flat in the air
then, have someone force feed me food and water, non stop. Either by force, or through IV
this would cause me to poop and pee often
slowly, over time, the poop and pee would accumulate causing it to creep higher and higher
finally, after my final pee, it would reach above my face, and I would drown in my own poop and pee
the only potential issue would be if you pooped more than you pee, and your body would continually elevate with the poop, BUT - I figure the pee would soften everything and you would be enveloped in a mixture of the two
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
fairfaxdude
()
Date: July 31, 2009 04:54PM
WOW.
FFXU prescription: Try to think less. 3X Daily.
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I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.
FFXU prescription: Try to think less. 3X Daily.
______________________________________________
I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 31, 2009 09:13PM
b1ack out Fr1day Wrote:
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> i've been thinking, and this this is how i would
> like to go out...
>
> be suspended by ropes, face up, about 6 inches in
> the bathtub, so your entire body is lying flat in
> the air
>
> then, have someone force feed me food and water,
> non stop. Either by force, or through IV
>
> this would cause me to poop and pee often
>
> slowly, over time, the poop and pee would
> accumulate causing it to creep higher and higher
>
> finally, after my final pee, it would reach above
> my face, and I would drown in my own poop and pee
>
> the only potential issue would be if you pooped
> more than you pee, and your body would continually
> elevate with the poop, BUT - I figure the pee
> would soften everything and you would be enveloped
> in a mixture of the two
you clearly dont know a damn thing about evaporation. but if you urinate and defecate enough you will create a highly hallucinogenic mixture called jenkam. very common in the african region where they all shit and pee into a hole.
have a safe trip.
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> i've been thinking, and this this is how i would
> like to go out...
>
> be suspended by ropes, face up, about 6 inches in
> the bathtub, so your entire body is lying flat in
> the air
>
> then, have someone force feed me food and water,
> non stop. Either by force, or through IV
>
> this would cause me to poop and pee often
>
> slowly, over time, the poop and pee would
> accumulate causing it to creep higher and higher
>
> finally, after my final pee, it would reach above
> my face, and I would drown in my own poop and pee
>
> the only potential issue would be if you pooped
> more than you pee, and your body would continually
> elevate with the poop, BUT - I figure the pee
> would soften everything and you would be enveloped
> in a mixture of the two
you clearly dont know a damn thing about evaporation. but if you urinate and defecate enough you will create a highly hallucinogenic mixture called jenkam. very common in the african region where they all shit and pee into a hole.
have a safe trip.
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
HwJcN
()
Date: July 31, 2009 09:46PM
Death by snu snu!
Attachments:
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Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 31, 2009 09:47PM
i do like snu snu
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: July 31, 2009 10:39PM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 11:11AM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 11:11AM by Alias.
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
ITRADE
()
Date: August 01, 2009 08:45AM
How about bludgeoning like Bob Crane. I always thought there was a ring to the term "blunt force trauma".
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: August 01, 2009 09:08AM
Two words: Extreme masturbation.
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
fairfaxdude
()
Date: August 01, 2009 11:20AM
Alias Wrote:
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> Maybe I'll have myself frozen and then warmed back
> up after the socialists become extinct.
Don't forget to be turned over halfway through the microwave defrost cycle. Half-cooked, half-frozen probably isn't a good outcome.
______________________________________________
I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.
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> Maybe I'll have myself frozen and then warmed back
> up after the socialists become extinct.
Don't forget to be turned over halfway through the microwave defrost cycle. Half-cooked, half-frozen probably isn't a good outcome.
______________________________________________
I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
Radiophile
()
Date: August 01, 2009 01:08PM
I like the way that guy from Loverboy kicked it. He was sailing a boat with his wife and a friend. The wife and the friend were down in the hull partying with loud music and he was piloting the boat alone. Somehow he fell over and into the water.
He wasnt wearing his life jacket and watched the boat sail away as no one could hear his screams; the music was too loud.
Thats Rock and Roll!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/01/2009 01:12PM by Radiophile.
He wasnt wearing his life jacket and watched the boat sail away as no one could hear his screams; the music was too loud.
Thats Rock and Roll!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/01/2009 01:12PM by Radiophile.
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: August 01, 2009 01:35PM
Radiophile Wrote:
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> I like the way that guy from Loverboy kicked it.
> He was sailing a boat with his wife and a friend.
> The wife and the friend were down in the hull
> partying with loud music and he was piloting the
> boat alone. Somehow he fell over and into the
> water.
>
> He wasnt wearing his life jacket and watched the
> boat sail away as no one could hear his screams;
> the music was too loud.
>
> Thats Rock and Roll!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Smith_(musician)
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> I like the way that guy from Loverboy kicked it.
> He was sailing a boat with his wife and a friend.
> The wife and the friend were down in the hull
> partying with loud music and he was piloting the
> boat alone. Somehow he fell over and into the
> water.
>
> He wasnt wearing his life jacket and watched the
> boat sail away as no one could hear his screams;
> the music was too loud.
>
> Thats Rock and Roll!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Smith_(musician)
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
Gravis
()
Date: August 02, 2009 06:05AM
HwJcN Wrote:
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> Death by snu snu!
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Attachments:
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> Death by snu snu!
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Attachments:
Re: preferred mode of death
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: August 02, 2009 06:01PM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/29/2012 08:46PM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/29/2012 08:46PM by Alias.