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This whole forum is a clusterfuck. Always has been.
Posted by: what IS it with this place? ()
Date: May 06, 2016 01:04AM

There isn't one single normal person posting here. Not one. Not even me.

Hell, for all I know, there isn't one normal person in Fairfax.

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Re: This whole forum is a clusterfuck. Always has been.
Posted by: This is normal ()
Date: May 06, 2016 01:07AM

What's normal?

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Re: This whole forum is a clusterfuck. Always has been.
Posted by: Ptc3x ()
Date: May 06, 2016 01:27AM

It's just that the biggest freaks are all outed. It makes the rest of us look bad. eeshlizmizmeg are really only a tiny minority of the people that post here but they get almost all the attention.

You got a 26 year old woman who looks like a fat 14 year old black boy who's been to jail on multiple occasions, is obsessed with proving to nameless anon people on this site that she has a life yet can't stay away from here despite her claiming that she's leaving during her rare moments of clarity.

You have a 29 year old Hambeast who posted some of the foulest pictures of herself in the history of the internet and who I believe killed somebody in a car accident. She has also been involved with countless legal proceedings in the commonwealth of Virginia.

You have a 35 year old stalker who just spent a month in jail for posting about a dead cat and whose life seems to revolve conflicts and ever shifting alliances with people from this site.

And lastly you have a 33 year old pedophile who claims he fucked his mother and was charged with trying to kill his father. He was banned years ago but can't go 1 day without this site unless he's in jail, rehab or the psych ward.

None of them had the sense to bounce when they were outed. To be fair, lizzie and Megan seem to be showing some signs of realizing that this site does nothing but fuck their lives up. Still, none of them have shown the self-discipline to actually leave.

Until, the do (which they likely never will) this forum will remain a clusterfuck.

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Re: This whole forum is a clusterfuck. Always has been.
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: May 06, 2016 03:28AM

And the 2016 FFXU person of the year? The fantastic four saga addicted anon lurker. Congrats. Pat yourselves on the back. You are by a far margin the 2016 persons of the year.

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Re: This whole forum is a clusterfuck. Always has been.
Posted by: Captain Bill ()
Date: May 06, 2016 05:12AM

And Gerry should win top dumbass, libtard, goat fucker of the century.

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Re: This whole forum is a clusterfuck. Always has been.
Posted by: mG3db ()
Date: May 06, 2016 05:24AM

what IS it with this place? Wrote:
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> There isn't one single normal person posting here.
> Not one. Not even me.
>
> Hell, for all I know, there isn't one normal
> person in Fairfax.

if you find a cluster that actually does what it advertises, that isn't full of bug reports, and isn't running on government money handed out politically (or by google or telephone company) - then you can compare it to ffu or say cluster fuck. until then i'll assume your part of fucking up clusters.

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Re: This whole forum is a clusterfuck. Always has been.
Posted by: YcMV3 ()
Date: May 06, 2016 05:31AM

Ptc3x Wrote:
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> It's just that the biggest freaks are all outed.
> It makes the rest of us look bad. eeshlizmizmeg
> are really only a tiny minority of the people that
> post here but they get almost all the attention.
>
> You got a 26 year old woman who looks like a fat
> 14 year old black boy who's been to jail on
> multiple occasions, is obsessed with proving to
> nameless anon people on this site that she has a
> life yet can't stay away from here despite her
> claiming that she's leaving during her rare
> moments of clarity.
>
> You have a 29 year old Hambeast who posted some of
> the foulest pictures of herself in the history of
> the internet and who I believe killed somebody in
> a car accident. She has also been involved with
> countless legal proceedings in the commonwealth of
> Virginia.
>
> You have a 35 year old stalker who just spent a
> month in jail for posting about a dead cat and
> whose life seems to revolve conflicts and ever
> shifting alliances with people from this site.
>
> And lastly you have a 33 year old pedophile who
> claims he fucked his mother and was charged with
> trying to kill his father. He was banned years
> ago but can't go 1 day without this site unless
> he's in jail, rehab or the psych ward.
>
> None of them had the sense to bounce when they
> were outed. To be fair, lizzie and Megan seem to
> be showing some signs of realizing that this site
> does nothing but fuck their lives up. Still, none
> of them have shown the self-discipline to actually
> leave.
>
> Until, the do (which they likely never will) this
> forum will remain a clusterfuck.

and this is different from www.fairfaxcounty.gov website how?

please tell me about the good that www.fairfaxcounty.gov has brought to the community (not meaning money spent we resent that, not phony jobs created - only any good it did anyone that goes beyond what a teenager could have done)

i do understand one of the reasons some of the people posting have no jobs is www.fairfaxcounty.gov traded those jobs for green cards to illegals voting democrats - and that these people are living large.

i'm all ears about your enlightening me about the "good" of troll site "www.wtop.com" and troll site "www.fairfaxcounty.gov"

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Re: This whole forum is a clusterfuck. Always has been.
Posted by: CM3Uj ()
Date: May 06, 2016 07:22AM

ehhhhhhhh.........just go with the flow!

Happy Friday everyone!

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Re: This whole forum is a clusterfuck. Always has been.
Posted by: who's luvin it ()
Date: May 06, 2016 08:13AM

Who needs Bruce Jenner and those nigga lovin kardashians when we have FU?

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Re: This whole forum is a clusterfuck. Always has been.
Posted by: The Duder ()
Date: May 06, 2016 09:46AM


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Re: This whole forum is a clusterfuck. Always has been.
Posted by: The New Normal ()
Date: May 06, 2016 09:51AM

what IS it with this place? Wrote:
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> There isn't one single normal person posting here.
> Not one. Not even me.
>
> Hell, for all I know, there isn't one normal
> person in Fairfax.


Why would you assume everyone -- or anyone -- here is in Fairfax?

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Re: This whole forum is a clusterfuck. Always has been.
Posted by: 4cW7M ()
Date: May 06, 2016 01:16PM

what IS it with this place? Wrote:
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> There isn't one single normal person posting here.
> Not one. Not even me.
>
> Hell, for all I know, there isn't one normal
> person in Fairfax.

yea. "Who Shot JR". now that was a good way to spend hours and hours !

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Re: This whole forum is a clusterfuck. Always has been.
Posted by: 4KcVH ()
Date: May 06, 2016 01:18PM

what IS it with this place? Wrote:
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> There isn't one single normal person posting here.
> Not one. Not even me.
>
> Hell, for all I know, there isn't one normal
> person in Fairfax.

yea spend hours watching news

mostly, since ed asner, people watch it when they feel like cursing at the tv

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Re: This whole forum is a clusterfuck. Always has been.
Posted by: mmJTj ()
Date: May 06, 2016 01:22PM

lie brary great way to spend hours and hours

the few books worth reading are hugely dated, online now (usu. at USA taxpayer cost$$$ free to foreigners), and cannot be check out

the buildings are hugely expensive and many employ political insiders not even needed in "upper floors closed to public access" (a library with floors closed to the public?)

the books worth reading: mostly stolen and online OR ..., many still, only for sale on Amazon

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i like this game it's better than xbox

let's find out what worthy occupation one has in their (stalled / off) time of the day that's BETTER THAN FREE SPEECH at the local bullshitters bar

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Re: This whole forum is a clusterfuck. Always has been.
Posted by: then there's LAX ()
Date: May 06, 2016 01:28PM

Then you have the 18 or 19 year old former lacrosse player turned freight train rider. He was first arrested for putting a shopping cart and kid's bike on the railroad tracks showing no remorse. Then got expelled for getting a DUI and then someone trashed his car and took a shit on the hood. Then he moved down to Miami to live with his rich Aunt and Uncle Herbert. After doing pretty much nothing all fucking day he would party with D List celebrities. He was dating a girl who lived in Tampa named Dottie. Despite the distance they made it work until he broke it off with her for telling him who to hang out with and pretty much trying to get his life back on track with his GED. He has a frenemy named Earl with whom he fights with occasionally on this site. He put his little brother's bike on the railroad tracks. Apparently all of the parents made his friends sign a pledge to ban him from staying with them in Ocean City. After getting kicked out of his Aunt and Uncle's house he was forced to live with his other Uncle in Jackson Mississippi who is a nerd and has a soda machine in his living room. His Uncle got him a job at Wendy's which he hated. Last week he met drifters and decided to freight hop to Portland Oregon with them and his new girlfriend Candy.

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Re: This whole forum is a clusterfuck. Always has been.
Posted by: Reality TV it for everyone ()
Date: May 06, 2016 07:05PM

Now that's quite a story ... ^^ train hopper to Portland and his girl is named "Candy"

All of this crap on this site .. is "stranger than fiction", but true with the outted characters, at least the parts which can be validated by photos or court records ...

Just need to sell it to a reality show ..
The posts first .. then the actual occurrences with actors playing the characters ... then interviews with the real ones

Then camera the real ones .. in their homes and everyday lives.

There .. I made an outline for ya --

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Re: This whole forum is a clusterfuck. Always has been.
Posted by: TGEyy ()
Date: May 06, 2016 07:28PM

then there's LAX Wrote:
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> Then you have the 18 or 19 year old former
> lacrosse player turned freight train rider. He
> was first arrested for putting a shopping cart and
> kid's bike on the railroad tracks showing no
> remorse. Then got expelled for getting a DUI and
> then someone trashed his car and took a shit on
> the hood. Then he moved down to Miami to live
> with his rich Aunt and Uncle Herbert. After doing
> pretty much nothing all fucking day he would party
> with D List celebrities. He was dating a girl who
> lived in Tampa named Dottie. Despite the distance
> they made it work until he broke it off with her
> for telling him who to hang out with and pretty
> much trying to get his life back on track with his
> GED. He has a frenemy named Earl with whom he
> fights with occasionally on this site. He put his
> little brother's bike on the railroad tracks.
> Apparently all of the parents made his friends
> sign a pledge to ban him from staying with them in
> Ocean City. After getting kicked out of his Aunt
> and Uncle's house he was forced to live with his
> other Uncle in Jackson Mississippi who is a nerd
> and has a soda machine in his living room. His
> Uncle got him a job at Wendy's which he hated.
> Last week he met drifters and decided to freight
> hop to Portland Oregon with them and his new
> girlfriend Candy.


Could have just said that loser Miz.

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Re: This whole forum is a clusterfuck. Always has been.
Posted by: spotOnm8 ()
Date: May 06, 2016 08:07PM

Ptc3x Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> It's just that the biggest freaks are all outed.
> It makes the rest of us look bad. eeshlizmizmeg
> are really only a tiny minority of the people that
> post here but they get almost all the attention.
>
> You got a 26 year old woman who looks like a fat
> 14 year old black boy who's been to jail on
> multiple occasions, is obsessed with proving to
> nameless anon people on this site that she has a
> life yet can't stay away from here despite her
> claiming that she's leaving during her rare
> moments of clarity.
>
> You have a 29 year old Hambeast who posted some of
> the foulest pictures of herself in the history of
> the internet and who I believe killed somebody in
> a car accident. She has also been involved with
> countless legal proceedings in the commonwealth of
> Virginia.
>
> You have a 35 year old stalker who just spent a
> month in jail for posting about a dead cat and
> whose life seems to revolve conflicts and ever
> shifting alliances with people from this site.
>
> And lastly you have a 33 year old pedophile who
> claims he fucked his mother and was charged with
> trying to kill his father. He was banned years
> ago but can't go 1 day without this site unless
> he's in jail, rehab or the psych ward.
>
> None of them had the sense to bounce when they
> were outed. To be fair, lizzie and Megan seem to
> be showing some signs of realizing that this site
> does nothing but fuck their lives up. Still, none
> of them have shown the self-discipline to actually
> leave.
>
> Until, the do (which they likely never will) this
> forum will remain a clusterfuck.



This is spot on but there's still he remaining issue of transients that use it to anonymous harass people and get stuff in search rankings. I don't think that's all one or two people. There's then a few trolls who just keep shit going that are just as bad as the people above. I suspect they may not even have accounts but post all the time. No solid way to tell it's them each time.

There's enough useful gems, funny items, and drama to keep the site interesting enough to keep visiting. But it's kind of sad that I can't actually refer people here due to all the immature trolls, racist posts, and other stupid shit. Oh well.

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Re: This whole forum is a clusterfuck. Always has been.
Posted by: True the Vote! ()
Date: May 06, 2016 08:13PM

Hey spotted panties, go douche yourself.

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Re: This whole forum is a clusterfuck. Always has been.
Posted by: Reverend Skullfucker ()
Date: May 06, 2016 08:45PM

what IS it with this place? Wrote:
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> There isn't one single normal person posting here.
> Not one. Not even me.
>
> Hell, for all I know, there isn't one normal
> person in Fairfax.


You make this sound like a bad thing...

Go Meade Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: This whole forum is a clusterfuck. Always has been.
Posted by: Ptc3x ()
Date: May 06, 2016 09:05PM

spotOnm8 Wrote:
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> This is spot on but there's still he remaining
> issue of transients that use it to anonymous
> harass people and get stuff in search rankings. I
> don't think that's all one or two people. There's
> then a few trolls who just keep shit going that
> are just as bad as the people above. I suspect
> they may not even have accounts but post all the
> time. No solid way to tell it's them each time.
>


There's no question that the eeshlizmizmeg freak show attracts people to this site. It's like the worst kind of reality TV, only trashier. Even better, the viewers actually get to interact with the characters on the show. This has all been rehashed before in many threads. Clearly some people enjoy poking the cage of this virtual zoo just to see the animals react. But, in my estimation, none of these anon posters are really the cause of this.

> There's enough useful gems, funny items, and drama
> to keep the site interesting enough to keep
> visiting. But it's kind of sad that I can't
> actually refer people here due to all the immature
> trolls, racist posts, and other stupid shit. Oh
> well.

The immature trolls, racist posts and other stupid shit has been here for as long as this site has been online. So have the useful gems, funny items and drama to keep this site interesting. The almost completely un-moderated nature of this site guarantees this.

At the same time, this site, by its very nature, also appeals to the mentally ill. It was only a matter of time before this site became a complete clusterfuck. Sure enough it has. Read the sticky thread here. Chuck was absolutely right. Cary made the decision to loosely moderate this site. Something like this was inevitable.

I'm just surprised it took this long and it's not worse.

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Re: This whole forum is a clusterfuck. Always has been.
Posted by: flustercuck ()
Date: May 06, 2016 11:55PM

thats racist!

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Re: This whole forum is a clusterfuck. Always has been.
Posted by: I hope Trump deports you ()
Date: May 07, 2016 12:12AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> And the 2016 FFXU person of the year? The
> fantastic four saga addicted anon lurker.
> Congrats. Pat yourselves on the back. You are by
> a far margin the 2016 persons of the year.


Gonna be great!

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