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I bought a rotisserie chicken at Walmart today
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: April 28, 2016 03:18PM

This fucking thing is the size of a turkey. How much hormones are they pumping into these things? Not going to cause me to grow breasts is it?

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Re: I bought a rotisserie chicken at Walmart today
Posted by: America ()
Date: April 28, 2016 03:23PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> This fucking thing is the size of a turkey. How
> much hormones are they pumping into these things?
> Not going to cause me to grow breasts is it?


Did it taste good

yes or no?

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Re: I bought a rotisserie chicken at Walmart today
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: April 28, 2016 03:24PM

America Wrote:
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> Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> > This fucking thing is the size of a turkey.
> How
> > much hormones are they pumping into these
> things?
> > Not going to cause me to grow breasts is it?
>
>
> Did it taste good
>
> yes or no?

yeah but not as good as your mom.

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Re: I bought a rotisserie chicken at Walmart today
Posted by: FVHpv ()
Date: April 28, 2016 03:30PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> This fucking thing is the size of a turkey. How
> much hormones are they pumping into these things?
> Not going to cause me to grow breasts is it?


Well fag if it does then you can use the girls bathroom.

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Re: I bought a rotisserie chicken at Walmart today
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: April 28, 2016 03:38PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> This fucking thing is the size of a turkey. How
> much hormones are they pumping into these things?
> Not going to cause me to grow breasts is it?


Did you buy it to eat it or reverse engineer it?

Nip

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Re: I bought a rotisserie chicken at Walmart today
Posted by: eat beef ()
Date: April 28, 2016 03:39PM

Hindu fuckstick.

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Re: I bought a rotisserie chicken at Walmart today
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: April 28, 2016 03:40PM

You know what they say, think like the Chinese, take initiative like the Americans and and execute like the Japanese.

I start with reverse engineering.

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Re: I bought a rotisserie chicken at Walmart today
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: April 28, 2016 03:42PM

Reverse engineer it into chicken salad. If you are worried about side effects feed it to the homeless. They won't know the difference and if they do no one will care.

Nip

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Re: I bought a rotisserie chicken at Walmart today
Posted by: K9FhJ ()
Date: April 28, 2016 03:54PM

Gerry's a people of Walmart. lol

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Re: I bought a rotisserie chicken at Walmart today
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: April 28, 2016 03:59PM

Walmarts great. They have everything. I hit the manly man isles and get shit for the house and cars I didn't even know I needed. Oh shit, little sticky things to put on the bottom of stuff so it doesn't scratch shit. Thats great!

Oh shit wet sandpaper at a great price. Needed that shit. Extended mileage 10-30 mobile 1 on sale? Gimmie some of of that shit right now.

LED bulbs 2.49? Re branded phillips? All take some of those. I just be walking around inspecting the manly man isles. Love that shit.

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Re: I bought a rotisserie chicken at Walmart today
Posted by: checkout lane 7 girl ()
Date: April 28, 2016 04:07PM

You bought prepared food at Wal Mart?

Well, I have to say you're going to deserve whatever happens to you if you decide to actually eat it.

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Re: I bought a rotisserie chicken at Walmart today
Posted by: Here's Why ()
Date: April 28, 2016 04:12PM

Rotisserie chickens are almost invariably brined in a mixture of water and salt. That plumps them up but dramatically raises the sodium content. Which is why they taste so good. People seem to like the Costco birds best; I like BJs (don't go there). Giant and especially Safeway sell chickens the size of Cornish game hens and they don't even taste very good.

You can also brine your own chicken. It makes it much more juicy. This is the best recipe I've found for simple baked boneless, skinless chicken breasts. Incredibly quick and easy.

http://www.gimmesomeoven.com/baked-chicken-breast/comment-page-1/#comments

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Re: I bought a rotisserie chicken at Walmart today
Posted by: S. Walton ()
Date: April 28, 2016 04:24PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Walmarts great. They have everything. I hit the
> manly man isles and get shit for the house and
> cars I didn't even know I needed. Oh shit, little
> sticky things to put on the bottom of stuff so it
> doesn't scratch shit. Thats great!
>
> Oh shit wet sandpaper at a great price. Needed
> that shit. Extended mileage 10-30 mobile 1 on
> sale? Gimmie some of of that shit right now.
>
> LED bulbs 2.49? Re branded phillips? All take
> some of those. I just be walking around inspecting
> the manly man isles. Love that shit.

Plus unlike Target at Walmart those with penises use the men's room and those with vijayjays use the ladies.

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Re: I bought a rotisserie chicken at Walmart today
Posted by: Riveting ()
Date: April 28, 2016 04:27PM

 
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Re: I bought a rotisserie chicken at Walmart today
Posted by: Choke on your corporate chicken ()
Date: April 28, 2016 04:37PM

That chicken was imported from China and raised in a non-sustainable manner. It stole a job from another American chicken and wasn't paid a living wage.

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Re: I bought a rotisserie chicken at Walmart today
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: April 28, 2016 05:20PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Walmarts great. They have everything.
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Re: I bought a rotisserie chicken at Walmart today
Posted by: 6bxLx ()
Date: April 28, 2016 06:40PM

eesh. can u fix this?
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Re: I bought a rotisserie chicken at Walmart today
Posted by: dWWX3 ()
Date: April 28, 2016 06:41PM

^^ was just announced to be a $500 fine in the City of DC !!! true the VOTE

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Re: I bought a rotisserie chicken at Walmart today
Posted by: VXhdt ()
Date: April 28, 2016 06:43PM

notice how they're both wearing dresses but one might not be female !
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Re: I bought a rotisserie chicken at Walmart today
Posted by: cJvjP ()
Date: April 28, 2016 06:45PM


never mind - shoppers are shopping nude at walmart now

the bathroom issue just isn't important anymore


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Re: I bought a rotisserie chicken at Walmart today
Posted by: Gercurrpolesmoker ()
Date: April 28, 2016 06:47PM

Choke on that chicken you miserable prick.

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Re: I bought a rotisserie chicken at Walmart today
Posted by: tcUm3 ()
Date: April 28, 2016 06:52PM

NippleChuck Wrote:
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> Reverse engineer it into chicken salad. If you are
> worried about side effects feed it to the
> homeless. They won't know the difference and if
> they do no one will care.
>
> Nip

for the record how many products failed soon after warrantee and had known defects ?

how many americans were left cursing with how many failed items sold through NY,NY ? (some were designed there some not, they all had label made in CHINA)

(in the USA a product with designed defect is illegal to sell except as-is and with disclosure when the defect is due to intended design; on a new product)

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Re: I bought a rotisserie chicken at Walmart today
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: April 28, 2016 07:50PM

Gercurrpolesmoker Wrote:
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> Choke on that chicken you miserable prick.

Aye, wtf man. Fuck you man.

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