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Nonsensical Movie Lines
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: July 24, 2009 09:24AM

Seriously, WTF did "I am the Matador" at the end of Fail Safe even mean? Or, "Love means never having to say you're sorry" from Love Story. Who came up with this shit?

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Re: Nonsensical Movie Lines
Posted by: Judge Crater ()
Date: July 24, 2009 09:47AM

I never understood why Reggie didnt like Lady of Spain.....



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Re: Nonsensical Movie Lines
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: July 24, 2009 09:49AM

Here's another one from Scent of a Woman...

"If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a flamethrower to this place!"

Truly, what the fuck was that supposed to mean?

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Re: Nonsensical Movie Lines
Posted by: fire fire ()
Date: July 24, 2009 10:02AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Here's another one from Scent of a Woman...
>
> "If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take
> a flamethrower to this place!"
>
> Truly, what the fuck was that supposed to mean?


he is a recovering pyromaniac?

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Re: Nonsensical Movie Lines
Posted by: § ()
Date: July 24, 2009 10:21AM

I think it means he's now a gentler man than the Charles Bronson-like person he once was. A strange way to make that point, though.

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Re: Nonsensical Movie Lines
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: July 24, 2009 10:29AM

§ Wrote:
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> I think it means he's now a gentler man than the
> Charles Bronson-like person he once was. A
> strange way to make that point, though.


But how would that even have been relevant to what he was talking about? I have a feeling it was a line that was ad-libbed by Pacino in his bid to win an Oscar.

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Re: Nonsensical Movie Lines
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: July 24, 2009 01:13PM

"I can hope my ass is made of ice cream, but that don't make me a hot fudge sundae!"

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Re: Nonsensical Movie Lines
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: July 24, 2009 01:15PM

Yahweh Wrote:
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> "I can hope my ass is made of ice cream, but that
> don't make me a hot fudge sundae!"


What is that from?

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Re: Nonsensical Movie Lines
Posted by: Sneed Hearn ()
Date: July 25, 2009 11:44AM

From Glen Or Glenda, quite possibly the worst movie ever made:

The world is a strange place to live in. All those cars. All going someplace. All carrying humans, which are carrying out their lives.

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Re: Nonsensical Movie Lines
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: July 25, 2009 02:14PM

"Get busy living, or get busy dying."

Yes, I really liked The Shawshank Redemption, too, but do you really get busy dying when you don't get busy living? Isn't dying kind of the default setting? I wouldn't describe people who are sitting around waiting to die as "getting busy."

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Re: Nonsensical Movie Lines
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: July 25, 2009 04:24PM

Vanilla Ice
"If you can't be true to yourself, who can you be true to?"

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Re: Nonsensical Movie Lines
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: July 25, 2009 05:11PM

Dennis Hopper as Frank Booth in "Blue Velvet":

"A candy-colored clown they call the sandman"

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Re: Nonsensical Movie Lines
Posted by: SRE ()
Date: July 25, 2009 11:42PM

We were up at "the top of the world" and we saw this shooting star and we decided to go look for it. But instead of finding the shooting star we saw this... this circus tent. And that's when we went inside, and that is when we saw those people in those... those pink, cotton candy cocoons. Dave, it was not a circus tent. It was something else.

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Re: Nonsensical Movie Lines
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 26, 2009 12:07AM

Are you shitting me!? That movie kicks ass. How about that popcorn, huh!?


SRE Wrote:
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> We were up at "the top of the world" and we saw
> this shooting star and we decided to go look for
> it. But instead of finding the shooting star we
> saw this... this circus tent. And that's when we
> went inside, and that is when we saw those people
> in those... those pink, cotton candy cocoons.
> Dave, it was not a circus tent. It was something
> else.

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Re: Nonsensical Movie Lines
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 26, 2009 12:13AM

How about this stinkfest of a movie?

"HE'S A REAL IROQUOIS MAN!!"

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Re: Nonsensical Movie Lines
Posted by: SRE ()
Date: July 26, 2009 12:35AM

You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

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Re: Nonsensical Movie Lines
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: July 26, 2009 12:43AM

shurley you cant be serious? i am serious and dont call me shurely.
have you ever seen a grown man naked before, timmy?

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Re: Nonsensical Movie Lines
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 26, 2009 12:44AM

"You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit."

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Re: Nonsensical Movie Lines
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: July 26, 2009 08:52AM

The one movie line I never understood was from the Wizard of Oz.
After she melted the witch, she asked one of the guards if she could have her broom. He said "yes, and take it with you".
WTF, did he think she wanted to keep it but had to leave it.

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

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Re: Nonsensical Movie Lines
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: July 26, 2009 09:12AM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> The one movie line I never understood was from the
> Wizard of Oz.
> After she melted the witch, she asked one of the
> guards if she could have her broom. He said "yes,
> and take it with you".
> WTF, did he think she wanted to keep it but had
> to leave it.


Another thing I don't get about that movie is that Glinda the Good Witch tells her at the end that she had the power to go home all the time. WTF? That fucking bitch was holding out the whole time???

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Re: Nonsensical Movie Lines
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: July 26, 2009 05:18PM

The good thing about The Wizard of Oz is watching it with the sound off and listening to Dark Side Of The Moon

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

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Re: Nonsensical Movie Lines
Posted by: FoolSmacker ()
Date: July 26, 2009 07:38PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Are you shitting me!? That movie kicks ass. How
> about that popcorn, huh!?
> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4bq_KVjOVu4/RxF614GZ6LI/
> AAAAAAAAAh8/9rLPyB3RaUU/s400/killer+klowns+1.jpg
>
> SRE Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > We were up at "the top of the world" and we saw
> > this shooting star and we decided to go look
> for
> > it. But instead of finding the shooting star we
> > saw this... this circus tent. And that's when
> we
> > went inside, and that is when we saw those
> people
> > in those... those pink, cotton candy cocoons.
> > Dave, it was not a circus tent. It was
> something
> > else.


Mooney: "I ought to shoot you right now, you red-nosed Freak!"

A few years ago, I edited that into "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer", after "Santa came to say..."
People were not amused.

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Re: Nonsensical Movie Lines
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: July 27, 2009 12:24AM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Dennis Hopper as Frank Booth in "Blue Velvet":
>
> "A candy-colored clown they call the sandman"


i dont think its fair to try and make sense of david lynches work...

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Re: Nonsensical Movie Lines
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: July 28, 2009 08:17AM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> The good thing about The Wizard of Oz is watching
> it with the sound off and listening to Dark Side
> Of The Moon


good times, good times...

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Re: Nonsensical Movie Lines
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: July 28, 2009 08:20AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Yahweh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "I can hope my ass is made of ice cream, but
> that
> > don't make me a hot fudge sundae!"
>
>
> What is that from?


Futurama - Bender's Game
but i guess not much makes sense in the Futurama Universe..

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Re: Nonsensical Movie Lines
Posted by: the winnar ()
Date: July 28, 2009 11:35AM

was watching x-men over the weekend
Storm is about to kill toad


Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else

stupid stupid stupid

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Re: Nonsensical Movie Lines
Posted by: wuht wuht ()
Date: July 28, 2009 12:04PM

"stupid is as stupid does"

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Re: Nonsensical Movie Lines
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: July 28, 2009 02:37PM

wuht wuht Wrote:
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> "stupid is as stupid does"


+1


Stupid line from a stupid movie. Frank Capra is dead. Steve McQueen and Martin Scorsese killed him.

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