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Ernie
Posted by:
Eastsider
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Date: July 23, 2009 08:15PM
Ernie was such a great sing/songwriter. Elmo simply lacks this talent.
Re: Ernie
Posted by:
Warhawk
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Date: July 23, 2009 08:53PM
That's because Bert was Ernies muse.
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Re: Ernie
Posted by:
graymoose1
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Date: July 23, 2009 10:24PM
Emo, I mean Elmo sucks
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Re: Ernie
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: July 23, 2009 11:07PM
I've talked to people about this. Remember when we were kids and Grover was "the shit?" He was the fucking star of the show. Everything was like, "Super Grover!!!!"
Then that fucking retard Elmo came along. He had shorter arms, fluffier fur and a cuter voice.
Where the fuck is Grover now? You don't even see him anymore. He's become like an unfunny Gonzo. He's been kicked off Sesame Street and resides on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams...alongside Mayor McCheese and the original, "scary" Hamburgler.
Then that fucking retard Elmo came along. He had shorter arms, fluffier fur and a cuter voice.
Where the fuck is Grover now? You don't even see him anymore. He's become like an unfunny Gonzo. He's been kicked off Sesame Street and resides on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams...alongside Mayor McCheese and the original, "scary" Hamburgler.
Re: Ernie
Posted by:
bloody blisters
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Date: July 23, 2009 11:46PM
Grover is now washed up and suffering from a heroin addiction. he lives on the streets and makes his money slanging rocks to school children. that poor Grover.
Re: Ernie
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: July 24, 2009 09:20AM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Grover is now washed up and suffering from a
> heroin addiction. he lives on the streets and
> makes his money slanging rocks to school children.
> that poor Grover.
Just a few minutes of dancing with "Mr. Brownstone" and Super Grover will fly again.....
I am the matador. The matador!!!
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> Grover is now washed up and suffering from a
> heroin addiction. he lives on the streets and
> makes his money slanging rocks to school children.
> that poor Grover.
Just a few minutes of dancing with "Mr. Brownstone" and Super Grover will fly again.....
I am the matador. The matador!!!
Re: Ernie
Posted by:
Gonzo
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Date: July 24, 2009 01:10PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> He's become like an unfunny Gonzo.
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moar funny pictures
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> He's become like an unfunny Gonzo.
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moar funny pictures
Re: Ernie
Posted by:
Eastsider
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Date: July 24, 2009 03:16PM
Elmo is one of the reasons that American students' english skills are going to hell. His grammar is pathetic. It's time for a new, learned character to come along and kick Elmo's ignorant ass.
Re: Ernie
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: July 24, 2009 07:02PM
Eastsider Wrote:
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> Elmo is one of the reasons that American students'
> english skills are going to hell. His grammar is
> pathetic. It's time for a new, learned character
> to come along and kick Elmo's ignorant ass.
Like Cookie Monster didn't fuck up a generation's English skills before Elmo...
"Me want cookie!!!! Me say yum, yum, yum."
I have a feeling LaVar Arrington was a big Cookie Monster fan.
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> Elmo is one of the reasons that American students'
> english skills are going to hell. His grammar is
> pathetic. It's time for a new, learned character
> to come along and kick Elmo's ignorant ass.
Like Cookie Monster didn't fuck up a generation's English skills before Elmo...
"Me want cookie!!!! Me say yum, yum, yum."
I have a feeling LaVar Arrington was a big Cookie Monster fan.