I'm just curious with this "woman" having such a large presence on FU if anyone has ever made a successful play on tappin that ass? I've seen her pussy stuffed with donkey tails and other inanimate objects so she must like filling the hole right?

Has anyone here ever dare venture into that dark hole and come out alive?

Im certainly not saying I would like to get in that pussy but I am curious about what's in there? Also, girls as ghastly as her, often give the best and sloppiest BJ's.

Let me clue you in. If anyone here has tapped the Hambeast's slime hole, they sure as hell aint gonna admit it. That's like admitting you eat turds

Not even anon?

After seeing that picture of her purple Schphinkter , I'm afraid I might not be able to become aroused.

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Did you see the video she posted where she sticks her whole hand up her gash?Good grief, she's foul.

Ying Ko Wrote:
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> Did you see the video she posted where she sticks
> her whole hand up her gash?Good grief, she's foul.


I missed that one thank god.

But I did see the one where she flipped the fuck out on some guy (her X-husband maybe) cause he broke her phone or some shit. lolololl

She was the first white girl, that ever gave me the great honor, of using my penis to split her meat curtains open. I loved every second of the 5 minutes, it took for me, to nut in her pussy. The pussy didn't fell very tight, but the white spots she had on her vulva, gave my penis tip the nicest feeling. I have no regrets...Except for the burning sensation I felt, when I had to pee, afterwards...

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> sticks
> > her whole hand up her gash?Good grief, she's
> foul.
>
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> I missed that one thank god.
>
> But I did see the one where she flipped the fuck
> out on some guy (her X-husband maybe) cause he
> broke her phone or some shit. lolololl

https://vid.me/V2Jp



Megan: This is where it says AJ's name cause he lives in the house. Adrianna's not in there.

Man: I wanna see where it says I chocked you and forced sex on you.

Megan (flipping through some papers, then throws them at man): And you're buying me a new phone today. Right now you're going and buying me a new phone.

Man: I didn't break the phone.

Megan: Aaron, you broke...look at me! You broke my phone! You got angry you grabbed my phone, you ran in to your car and you did god knows what with it. There's shit in the back of my phone. You broke the back screen.

Man: The stuff on the back's from AJ.

Megan: You're fixing this. So AJ probably dropped it.

Man: No! That was like that....

Megan (cutting him off, hysterical flailing her arms): AARON YOU GRABBED IT AND YOU BROKE IT!!

Man: I did not grab it and break it.

Megan (hysterical): This is the one thing about that I care about cause I did for myself!

Man: You said your dad got it for you.

Megan (sobbing) lunges at man striking him. Footage becomes very shaky.

Megan: Going out the window...going out the window you fucking nigger.

Megan: Screaming

Man: Fuck it

Megan (on phone but presumably talking to man): You're saying I'm attacking you. It's a lie.

Man: Come with me

Megan (on phone but presumably talking to man): It's a lie

Megan (on phone but presumably talking to man): I didn't attack you

Megan (on phone presumably talking to police): 7520 Purdue Court

Megan (on phone presumably talking to police): (703)368-2410

Man: Fine we're both going to jail right now.

Megan: Yup. My husband came home. He stole my cell phone from me yesterday. He returned it damaged and now he just threw me into a banister (the last part clearly being a lie as the video footage shows)

Man (on phone): 7520 Purdue Court, Manassas, 20109 and I just got hit by my wife.


I'm not trying to transcribe the rest of this. Both of them are talking over each other. This shit is sad.

Ying Ko Wrote:
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> Did you see the video she posted where she sticks
> her whole hand up her gash?Good grief, she's foul.

Link? Gotta be out there somewhere. Hambeast vids never die!

Megan is a moped, every man would ride but none would ever admit it.

There aint no tread left on that tire.

She was my babysitter for a while and used to let me lick her pussy. I wish she was down here in Jackson. I would fuck the shut out of her.

You lie Mr Misery

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> She was my babysitter for a while and used to let
> me lick her pussy. I wish she was down here in
> Jackson. I would fuck the shut out of her.

Oh God I'm going to vomit. You licked that purple open sore, or should I say sewer? ?

Fuck you pussyfoot. You wish you had my life.

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> Fuck you pussyfoot. You wish you had my life.

Well one thing about being you. It can't get much worse.

I would like to fuck her.

Never again!

I'm sure multiple young bucks and sugar daddies hit that before it was all used up and before she was cray cray.

I'm pretty loose sexually and I wouldn't hit it now. Partly because it looks like it's seen far better days, and partly because of the cray cray.

I had a steamy forbiden affair with Megan in 2008. She was kind of chubby then but not as bad as it is now. It was overall a good fling for the two of us.

things got wierd when we planeed the wedding - instead of a best man, she wanted me to pick a best weasel.

I did the job on her with my purple dildo.
It was when I was on teh rebound after katie dumped me. (I'm still not over her bTW)

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> Let me clue you in. If anyone here has tapped the
> Hambeast's slime hole, they sure as hell aint
> gonna admit it. That's like admitting you eat
> turds


I laughed so hard at this comment. I spit beer all over my screen. Top kek

Huh!?(GULP...)