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Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: July 21, 2009 07:50PM

For all you condom haters out there...

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/21/health/21cond.html

EDIT: Interestingly enough, it doesn't expound upon the merits of fisting. Disappointing.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/21/2009 07:53PM by Warhawk.

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: July 21, 2009 07:56PM

HA HA HA! You crack me up!

To those who don't use condoms, enjoy paying that child support!

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: July 21, 2009 08:02PM

Any teenager worth his salt has probably seen so much internet porn that pulling out and blowing his wad everywhere is probably what he thinks is supposed to happen anyway.

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: July 21, 2009 08:40PM

Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!! new
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: July 21, 2009 08:02PM


Any teenager worth his salt has probably seen so much internet porn that pulling out and blowing his wad everywhere is probably what he thinks is supposed to happen anyway.

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I think when you shoot your wad, you need to aim for the eyes then it drips down her nose into her mouth. Thats what I heard anyway

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: July 21, 2009 09:15PM

That's, um, hot?

Blech.

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 21, 2009 09:17PM

Ive used the pullout method for years....

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: July 22, 2009 12:17AM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> Ive used the pullout method for years....


how many kids do you have?

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: July 22, 2009 02:15AM

Who the fuck hasn't heard about spermicidal lubricants, or foams or jellies?

Or a freakin' birth control pill?

If you want to ride bare back, either the girl needs to be on birth control or you need to buy a spermicidal of some sort.

Even then, pulling out is still not a bad option, but as a sole strategy, it's a flawed one.

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: July 22, 2009 02:20AM

Thurston Moore Wrote:
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> If you want to ride bare back, either the girl
> needs to be on birth control or you need to buy a
> spermicidal of some sort.



you forgot about the third option : repeatedly punching her in the stomach for the next 3 to 6 months after sex.

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: July 22, 2009 02:25AM

Kenny_Powers Wrote:
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> you forgot about the third option : repeatedly
> punching her in the stomach for the next 3 to 6
> months after sex.

Oh yeah, just get her drunk and push her down the stairs.

How's that?

Oh yeah, that has some other risks that probably aren't so good.

There's always a wire hanger and a vacuum with a hose attachment, I suppose.


But I think the best strategy is to just not get the woman pregnant. Wear a condom until she's been on the pill for 60 days (or deepra provara injections) or use one of the spermicidal products.)

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: July 22, 2009 02:32AM

Thurston Moore Wrote:
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> Kenny_Powers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > you forgot about the third option : repeatedly
> > punching her in the stomach for the next 3 to 6
> > months after sex.
>
> Oh yeah, just get her drunk and push her down the
> stairs.
>
> How's that?
>
> Oh yeah, that has some other risks that probably
> aren't so good.
>
> There's always a wire hanger and a vacuum with a
> hose attachment, I suppose.
>
>
> But I think the best strategy is to just not get
> the woman pregnant. Wear a condom until she's
> been on the pill for 60 days (or deepra provara
> injections) or use one of the spermicidal
> products.)


or find a girl without a uterus.

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: July 22, 2009 02:48AM

Kenny_Powers Wrote:
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> or find a girl without a uterus.

Yah, but what are your options there?

You've got post-op transvestites, or post-op ovarian cancer patients.

The former is a guy, no matter what he looks like now, the latter is probably well beyond their 50's.

If you like attractive women, buy something like this, that I've used for years:
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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 22, 2009 07:03AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> ITRADE Wrote:
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> > Ive used the pullout method for years....
>
>
> how many kids do you have?


2

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: July 22, 2009 07:42AM

There's always the FFXU alternative: post here 200 times a day; there's no time for sex then.

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: July 22, 2009 07:21PM

Don't leave it up to the woman to be on the pill. Many have been known to skip a pill or 20 to get pregnant on purpose.

Just sayin'.

This has been a public service message brought to you by the letter O and...

WEAR A FREAKIN' CONDOM, MAN!

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: July 22, 2009 07:31PM

why not just fist her then jack off??

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: July 22, 2009 07:35PM

but your hand gets tired from all the fisting. and what about the cramping? i've heard pickle juice works but i think thats just and old wives tale.

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 22, 2009 07:43PM

Amen, Melissa! Everyone should know that "... a bitch can't be trusted..."
Please keep fighting the good fight.

Melissa Wrote:
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> Don't leave it up to the woman to be on the pill.
> Many have been known to skip a pill or 20 to get
> pregnant on purpose.
>
> Just sayin'.
>
> This has been a public service message brought to
> you by the letter O and...
>
> WEAR A FREAKIN' CONDOM, MAN!

Aside from the rhythm method, I'm a fan of the Coca-Cola Douche...

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: July 22, 2009 07:47PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Aside from the rhythm method, I'm a fan of the
> Coca-Cola Douche...

Tasty.

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: July 22, 2009 08:01PM

Everything tastes better with coke

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: ForTheLoveofGodNO! ()
Date: July 22, 2009 09:49PM

Thurston Moore Wrote:

Uh, Don't use that Encare crap. It will be pushed up your urethra and you will be unable to urinate for days. Imagine jagged glass....

You've been warned.

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 22, 2009 10:11PM

Good looking out! I got shampoo in my pee-hole once and I seriously contemplated suicide...

ForTheLoveofGodNO! Wrote:
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> Thurston Moore Wrote:
>
> Uh, Don't use that Encare crap. It will be pushed
> up your urethra and you will be unable to urinate
> for days. Imagine jagged glass....
>
> You've been warned.

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: July 22, 2009 10:21PM

I once had a cramp in my thigh and ended up getting icy hot on my balls. I danced around for hrs.

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: July 22, 2009 10:40PM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> I once had a cramp in my thigh and ended up
> getting icy hot on my balls. I danced around for
> hrs.


i've done something similar. i ate habanero peppers on my burger i touched them with my hands. i went to go pee, i didnt even think to wash my hands before. my dick burned for at least an hour. i ended up dipping it in milk ( i was desperate) it seemed to work. lesson learned on my behalf wash your hands before and after.

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: July 22, 2009 11:02PM

lol

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: July 22, 2009 11:47PM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> I once had a cramp in my thigh and ended up
> getting icy hot on my balls. I danced around for
> hrs.


Been there before. Now, anytime I buy icy hot or anything like that, I also buy a box of vinyl or rubber gloves.

I only apply that stuff with rubber gloves on.

But I guess if the part of your thigh that's cramped is in really close proximity to your balls, you just have to deal with it. Or use aspercreme, maybe?

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: July 22, 2009 11:50PM

Melissa Wrote:
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> Don't leave it up to the woman to be on the pill.
> Many have been known to skip a pill or 20 to get
> pregnant on purpose.
>
> Just sayin'.
>
> This has been a public service message brought to
> you by the letter O and...
>
> WEAR A FREAKIN' CONDOM, MAN!

That is always a possibility, but if a woman really wants to get pregnant she can pull all kinds of tricks in order to do so.

Hell, if she's desperate enough, she could go and find your discarded rubber and try, however successfully, to inseminate herself.

That's why spermicidal lubes or foams are probably the most fool proof. Once those sperm are dead, you're baby free, no matter what.

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: f ()
Date: July 23, 2009 12:27AM

Thurston Moore Wrote:
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> Melissa Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don't leave it up to the woman to be on the
> pill.
> > Many have been known to skip a pill or 20 to
> get
> > pregnant on purpose.
> >
> > Just sayin'.
> >
> > This has been a public service message brought
> to
> > you by the letter O and...
> >
> > WEAR A FREAKIN' CONDOM, MAN!
>
> That is always a possibility, but if a woman
> really wants to get pregnant she can pull all
> kinds of tricks in order to do so.
>
> Hell, if she's desperate enough, she could go and
> find your discarded rubber and try, however
> successfully, to inseminate herself.


you don't have to worry about that ever happening to you, Thurst! lol

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: July 23, 2009 01:05AM

f Wrote:
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>
> you don't have to worry about that ever happening
> to you, Thurst! lol

Thanks for the reassurance. What a pal.

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: reality ()
Date: July 23, 2009 01:08AM

Thurston Moore Wrote:
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> f Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > you don't have to worry about that ever
> happening
> > to you, Thurst! lol
>
> Thanks for the reassurance. What a pal.


...we both know you are never getting laid! lol

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: July 23, 2009 01:19AM

Thurston Moore Wrote:
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> That is always a possibility, but if a woman
> really wants to get pregnant she can pull all
> kinds of tricks in order to do so.
>
> Hell, if she's desperate enough, she could go and
> find your discarded rubber and try, however
> successfully, to inseminate herself.
>
> That's why spermicidal lubes or foams are probably
> the most fool proof. Once those sperm are dead,
> you're baby free, no matter what.

That's why men should supply their own condoms so holes aren't poked in them, and flush them when they're done.

Lubes and foams are far from fool proof. A friend of mine got knocked up using foam.

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 23, 2009 01:26AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/29/2012 06:06PM by Alias.

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: July 23, 2009 01:26AM

Melissa Wrote:
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>
> That's why men should supply their own condoms so
> holes aren't poked in them, and flush them when
> they're done.
>
> Lubes and foams are far from fool proof. A friend
> of mine got knocked up using foam.


Flushing condoms doesn't always work. Plus, it could possibly create plumbing problems. Just like cigarette butts.

Maybe condoms with spermicidal lubricants is the answer. Nonoxynol-9, I think?

But, most men really hate condoms. I know that women like them for the reasons that men hate them (prolonged sex, often with the guy not having an orgasm), but that just isn't fair.

(sorry for the troll comments that will follow my comment. I was trying to have a discussion, but there will most certanly be a troll following me. This site is "infected".)

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: July 23, 2009 01:37AM

reality Wrote:
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> ...we both know you are never getting laid! lol

God, you are so right! Thanks for that bit of news!

lol.

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: ha ()
Date: July 23, 2009 01:41AM

Thurston Moore Wrote:
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> reality Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > ...we both know you are never getting laid! lol
>
> God, you are so right! Thanks for that bit of
> news!
>
> lol.

thank God 4 pr0n, right thirsty?

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: July 23, 2009 01:49AM

ha Wrote:
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> thank God 4 pr0n, right thirsty?

Yes. Otherwise people like you would be snatching little boys off the streets and burying them behind your trailer after you did all sorts of crazy sex shit with them.

Yes. Thank God 4 Pr0n.

and yes, thanks for reminding me, I am actually thirsty. You're such a great troll. I might have forgotten to drink water before going to bed.

You are a great troll. I am considering adopting you, or donating money to Melwood to make sure you get good care.

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: tm ()
Date: July 23, 2009 01:54AM

Thurston Moore Wrote:
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> ha Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > thank God 4 pr0n, right thirsty?
>
> Yes. Otherwise people like you would be snatching
> little boys off the streets and burying them
> behind your trailer after you did all sorts of
> crazy sex shit with them.
>
> Yes. Thank God 4 Pr0n.
>
> and yes, thanks for reminding me, I am actually
> thirsty. You're such a great troll. I might have
> forgotten to drink water before going to bed.
>
> You are a great troll. I am considering adopting
> you, or donating money to Melwood to make sure you
> get good care.


im not the 1 who likes little boys, right, thirsty? lol

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: July 23, 2009 01:56AM

speaking of little boys that reminds me of the time when the priest touched me inappropriately at bible camp. still scarred to this day, literally.

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: July 23, 2009 02:01AM

tm Wrote:
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>
> im not the 1 who likes little boys, right,
> thirsty? lol

lol

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: LOLcat ()
Date: July 23, 2009 10:11AM

get newtered babee!

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: July 23, 2009 01:37PM

Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 23, 2009 01:26AM


graymoose1 wrote:
“I think when you shoot your wad, you need to aim for the eyes then it drips down her nose into her mouth. Thats what I heard anyway.”
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I think when you shoot your wad, it will be dripping down your own nose and into your own mouth, when women no longer need men to become pregnant.

That’s what I heard, anyway.


Thats just sick LOL

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: SRE ()
Date: July 23, 2009 11:57PM

Melissa Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Aside from the rhythm method, I'm a fan of the
> > Coca-Cola Douche...
>
> Tasty.


I'm free tonight, when is a good time to check!?

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: July 24, 2009 12:38AM

Oh baby!

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Re: Pull and Pray, Baby!!!
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: July 24, 2009 03:54AM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> Everything tastes better with coke


i dont know about you, but when i do coke i lose my appatite.

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