LOL +1

Gawd, I love this thread!

I'll dig thru all my old INK-tard "I'm gonna kick your faggot ass" PMs; seems to me there was some reference in one of them to his vast experience as a school teacher of some ilk. And yes, HS would have been bad; my fear is he taught in ELEMENTARY school. Egad.

______________________________________________
I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> And not to give away ALL of the trade secrets, I
> know of something much better than sawdust to use
> on those piles of vomit in the cafeteria.

Kitty litter?

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> And not to give away ALL of the trade secrets, I
> know of something much better than sawdust to use
> on those piles of vomit in the cafeteria.


kitty litter works just fine

squiggly s were or are you a janitor?

fairfaxdude Wrote:
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> LOL +1
>
> Gawd, I love this thread!
>
> I'll dig thru all my old INK-tard "I'm gonna kick
> your faggot ass" PMs; seems to me there was some
> reference in one of them to his vast experience as
> a school teacher of some ilk. And yes, HS would
> have been bad; my fear is he taught in ELEMENTARY
> school. Egad.
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bloody blisters Wrote:
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> squiggly s were or are you a janitor?

Nope, but I remember in grade school, they used fragrant wood chips mixed with kitty litter for all the pukers.

i used to be a custodial engineer at a Cryogenics lab and we used to pour liquid nitrogen on any mishaps. works great for people that cant aim their logs too

§ Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > And not to give away ALL of the trade secrets,
> I
> > know of something much better than sawdust to
> use
> > on those piles of vomit in the cafeteria.
>
> Kitty litter?

Cherokee hair.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

Meph - Is your first name Runninghorse?

i believe its youngdirtymop

Runninghorse Mephisto has a nice ring to it.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

I'll go with Chief Typingfast to keep with the internet theme.

how about whopaho

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this is getting god damn rediculous. Do people really take this shit seriously. there are literally thousands of things you could do that are more productive than trolling on these fucking boards.

*******ALIAS/MILK TOAST/TheModerator POSTED "The Troll Manifesto"**********



Re: New Server [New Features] Posted by: Cary ()
Date: September 11, 2008 06:04PM

milk toast Wrote:
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> Cary,
>
> exception: you are right about alias being milk toast. big whup. alias was banned, remember. (milk toast, funny name, huh?)

Cary Wrote:
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Alias/Milk Toast, You ARE/WERE TheModerator.
>I know EXACTLY who you are. I have been protecting your true identity for >months. If you return again I will reveal which poster your "Alias" nickname is >an alias for. It would be like Christmas for the posters you antagonize the most here.
You want a war? Bring it on. I highly suggest you don't.

- Cary (the fed up admin)
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Re: The Troll Manifesto [edited by Cary] Posted by: § ()
Date: July 21, 2009 12:48PM


Cary wrote:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*sigh* First off I know EXACTLY who you are and have known for quite some time. I highly recommend ceasing your operations immediately. Given your very public standing on this and other local forums and your notoriety as a troll on the internet as a whole I feel there is an incredible amount of damage that can be done to yourself personally as well as to your numerous (personal and professional) pseudonyms by making this information public.

I have worded this last sentence very carefully to provide you with the knowledge that I do in fact know who you are, but at the same time protecting your identity from the other posters here who would surely have a field day.

I have warned you about this before but the trolling died down and I did not follow through. The recent personal attacks (and death threats!) against forum members guarantee that I cannot be as considerate in the future. At the very least I will reveal your identity to the forum members you have personally attacked, libeled and threatened so that they can take the proper actions with the authorities.

This is your only warning.

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Yes, but who is this guy's "public" identity? Is it Jack Dale?

Rumor has it, it is Bonnie Hobbs

doni Geronimoooooooooos

It's Crystal Koons!

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

That Dycio fella.

Actually, it's Litsa.

Trebor Snika more'n likely...

Face the Danger Wrote:
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> The Troll Manifesto
>
> Introduction
>
> This message board started with good intentions,
> to be a medium of communication for Northern
> Virginia residents; a forum where information and
> peaceful communication could flourish.
> However, the board slowly degenerated into a
> sanctuary for the flotsam of the internet. Certain
> indecent persons took de facto control of this
> forum and turned it into a personal playground, a
> location where they could taunt people with
> degrading language and mock their character, all
> with impunity.
>
> The Danger of the Regulars
>
> The "regulars" as they proclaim themselves to be,
> are a group of wicked malcontents. These
> individuals are vagabonds, bloodsuckers, and most
> of all, delinquents. They do not mean well, they
> are, for a lack of better terminology, pure evil.
> As ridiculous as it sounds, the "regulars"
> consider themselves to be the vanguards of this
> forum. They fool themselves to no end.
>
> The Solution
>
> These so called "regulars" have driven away every
> last decent human being from this site. This
> behavior stops now. In the days, weeks, months,
> and years to come, you will come to know my wrath,
> my form of justice.
>
> I have only begun.
>
>
> edit by Cary:
> *sigh* First off I know EXACTLY who you are and
> have known for quite some time. I highly
> recommend ceasing your operations immediately.
> Given your very public standing on this and other
> local forums and your notoriety as a troll on the
> internet as a whole I feel there is an incredible
> amount of damage that can be done to yourself
> personally as well as to your numerous (personal
> and professional) pseudonyms by making this
> information public.
>
> I have worded this last sentence very carefully to
> provide you with the knowledge that I do in fact
> know who you are, but at the same time protecting
> your identity from the other posters here who
> would surely have a field day.
>
> I have warned you about this before but the
> trolling died down and I did not follow through.
> The recent personal attacks (and death threats!)
> against forum members guarantee that I cannot be
> as considerate in the future. At the very least I
> will reveal your identity to the forum members you
> have personally attacked, libeled and threatened
> so that they can take the proper actions with the
> authorities.
>
> This is your only warning.


That's stupid.

\



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/29/2012 05:44PM by Alias.

MOM ?

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Durk...

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/25812/28077.html



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/24/2009 08:50AM by SRE.

]



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/29/2012 05:41PM by Alias.

Face the Danger Wrote:
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> edit by Cary:
> *sigh* First off I know EXACTLY who you are and
> have known for quite some time. I highly
> recommend ceasing your operations immediately.
> Given your very public standing on this and other
> local forums and your notoriety as a troll on the
> internet as a whole I feel there is an incredible
> amount of damage that can be done to yourself
> personally as well as to your numerous (personal
> and professional) pseudonyms by making this
> information public.
>
> I have worded this last sentence very carefully to
> provide you with the knowledge that I do in fact
> know who you are, but at the same time protecting
> your identity from the other posters here who
> would surely have a field day.
>
> I have warned you about this before but the
> trolling died down and I did not follow through.
> The recent personal attacks (and death threats!)
> against forum members guarantee that I cannot be
> as considerate in the future. At the very least I
> will reveal your identity to the forum members you
> have personally attacked, libeled and threatened
> so that they can take the proper actions with the
> authorities.
>
> This is your only warning.

i cant believe i missed this one!

---

§ Wrote:
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> I could buy into Meade given his disdain for this
> site, but I'm not sure about Gravis. It doesn't
> seem like his style.

disdain?! i love this site! to be clear, i never post under any other name than Gravis, which cary can confirm.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/25/2009 01:12AM by Gravis.

SRE Wrote:
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> Durk...
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/258
> 12/28077.html


Based on the aforementioned thread it appears I was right about Elliot and this site. LMAO

I've been right about so much crap here. :p

Some think I can see the future too. Ha! Ha! Ha! :)

I guess I am onto something here?

You mean that you are "on something"? Yes, so it appears.

I mean seriously - you turn every thread here into something about YOU. So I guess Cary just sat down and started this site so you could be humiliated on a regular basis? Spunk - the only one who humiliates you here is yourself.
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Registered Voter Wrote:
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> You mean that you are "on something"? Yes, so it


So you are now taking my text out of context to suit your needs?

Based on that fact I would say you must be doing drugs and have all your life.


Face it RV you attempted to post a funny, but it failed miserably...like YOU!

PITIFUL and OH so LAME...Are you retarded?

> appears.
>
> I mean seriously - you turn every thread here into
> something about YOU. So I guess Cary just sat down

Did I say it was about me? You dumbass flyin' fuck! NO I DIDN't. Now you not only look lame, but stupid too!

I only pointed out what was mentioned in the thread, which is what I had been saying all along, which is that Elliot is Alias and probably so many more here.

Once again you're to dense to think or see for yourself.



> and started this site so you could be humiliated
> on a regular basis? Spunk - the only one who
> humiliates you here is yourself.

Humiliation is not the word I think of when I read over the many threads I have started, which soon after became lead stories in National Newspapers. It takes guts to speak your mind, OH, I almost forgot, and brains...you have neither.

That attachment is worthless just like you, what a lousey piece of shit.

After reading Spunky's posts, I recommend that the State restrict use of the internet to only those mental patients that are not currently delusional. I'll write my congressman immediately.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

Spunky - LOL

Poor spunk. You and Vince should commiserate. Although Vince is actually more understandable than you are IMHO. Maybe Vince has better meds than you do?

...
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spunky Wrote:
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> Registered Voter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You mean that you are "on something"? Yes, so
> it
>
>
> So you are now taking my text out of context to
> suit your needs?
>
> Based on that fact I would say you must be doing
> drugs and have all your life.
>
>
> Face it RV you attempted to post a funny, but it
> failed miserably...like YOU!
>
> PITIFUL and OH so LAME...Are you retarded?
>
> > appears.
> >
> > I mean seriously - you turn every thread here
> into
> > something about YOU. So I guess Cary just sat
> down
>
> Did I say it was about me? You dumbass flyin'
> fuck! NO I DIDN't. Now you not only look lame,
> but stupid too!
>
> I only pointed out what was mentioned in the
> thread, which is what I had been saying all along,
> which is that Elliot is Alias and probably so many
> more here.
>
> Once again you're to dense to think or see for
> yourself.
>
>
>
> > and started this site so you could be
> humiliated
> > on a regular basis? Spunk - the only one who
> > humiliates you here is yourself.
>
> Humiliation is not the word I think of when I read
> over the many threads I have started, which soon
> after became lead stories in National Newspapers.
> It takes guts to speak your mind, OH, I almost
> forgot, and brains...you have neither.
>
> That attachment is worthless just like you, what a
> lousey piece of shit.


BAT SHIT CRAZY

spunky Wrote:
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> SRE Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Durk...
> >
> >
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/258
>
> > 12/28077.html
>
>
> Based on the aforementioned thread it appears I
> was right about Elliot and this site. LMAO
>
> I've been right about so much crap here. :p
>
> Some think I can see the future too. Ha! Ha! Ha!
> :)

Spunky, I'm not sure how you could get from that thread that Elliot has anything to do with this forum. Please provide your thought process that ties anything from that thread (or from anywhere on FU for that matter) to prove that Elliot is connected to anything on this forum.

If there was any real association between Elliot and FU.com, based on that thread, then this thread should provide you with all the evidence you need to see that Cary is actually Don...
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/3248/3248.html

(or are we all Don?)

[sorry rstidman.... I have to do it... had to bring back this thread from the archives! This should be fun]

You are the only one questioning the connection now, maybe it's because you provided the link?

SRE? Could that be Elliot? Initials backwards?

Anyone with half a brain can read it for themself. It's there in black and white.
I am not going any further with you and the subject.

As far as Cary and Don? Who cares? That was never an accusation of mine as was Elliot. The fact that you and others try instead to defend the accusation rather then look objectively at the clues says a lot about your identity and motivation.

jesus loves you too

That thread was hilarious. Nice work, RESton and gang

SRE Wrote:
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> Durk...
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/258
> 12/28077.html



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/28/2009 12:10AM by Harry Tuttle.

not just black and white,

Some of spunks friends discussing another hot topic ...

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/29/2012 07:51PM by Alias.

spunky Wrote:
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> You are the only one questioning the connection
> now, maybe it's because you provided the link?
>
You know what? You are 1/2 right, I did supply the link. If you look at the context of this thread where I supplied the link, as well as the 4 letters (followed by 3 periods) in my posting, you would see I was referencing Durk. He was an interesting character on this forum, quite like you. The enduring thing about him was he had only 1 agenda, and when he was done (without making any progress), he moved on.

I also provided a link that had no connection to Elliot, but connections to another radio show.

> SRE? Could that be Elliot? Initials backwards?
>
SRE could be Elliot's initials backwards. I never thought of it, and I do not know. Anyone want to research Elliot's middle initial and figure it out?

> Anyone with half a brain can read it for themself.
> It's there in black and white.

Many people have read that thread, but I have heard from only 1 person on this forum that that thread "proves" (or even just insulates) anything other than Dirk is an idiot.

I made a statement and asked a simple question: "I'm not sure how you could get from that thread that Elliot has anything to do with this forum. Please provide your thought process that ties anything from that thread (or from anywhere on FU for that matter) to prove that Elliot is connected to anything on this forum."

I have read the thread, and although it is all "in black and white", there is nothing providing any validation to your premise of "Based on the aforementioned thread it appears I was right about Elliot and this site."

BTW - just what are you right about? What is the connection between Elliot, this forum and you?

> I am not going any further with you and the
> subject.
>
That is fine. My original post was on topic, and my follow up was just to gain some understanding and clarification of your post that quoted my first posting.

> As far as Cary and Don? Who cares?

I don't. I know Cary, and am 99.8% sure that he is not Don.

> That was never
> an accusation of mine as was Elliot.

What is the accusation you are making?

> The fact
> that you and others try instead to defend the
> accusation rather then look objectively at the
> clues says a lot about your identity and
> motivation.

Where is this "fact" that you are referring to? Forget about grouping me in with any of the "others" on this forum, you stated "The fact that you...", where have I either defended or took any issue with the accusation? (I believe you meant defending against the accusation, but if I got that wrong, please clarify it to me.)

Feel free to make any judgments you would like about "my identity and motivation." I have not judged you, and how I view you (on this forum) will not change based upon your judgment of me.

If you have read this far, thanks, and have a great day!

spunky Wrote:
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> SRE? Could that be Elliot? Initials backwards?

Hmm... what is Elliot's middle name? I can't find it anywhere. Spunky may be on to something... SRE may be Elliot.

Re: The Troll Manifesto [edited by Cary]
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 24, 2009 12:42AM


graymoose,

You better not be who I think you are.


I don't know anybody on the forum so I don't think I am who you think I am

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

Interesting! I can't find his middle name either. I did, however, find his last name and it is consistent with the "SRE is Elliot's initials backwards" theory!

His name is Elliot (Middle Name Unknown) Segal! E_S!!! The plot thickens!!

Why is this crucial piece of evidence such a closely guarded secret!?

pgens Wrote:
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> spunky Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > SRE? Could that be Elliot? Initials
> backwards?
>
> Hmm... what is Elliot's middle name? I can't find
> it anywhere. Spunky may be on to something... SRE
> may be Elliot.

Who's Elliot

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Nice try! That's the oldest trick in the book!
It's now clear that YOU are Elliot from "Elliot in the Morning"! It's in black and white so don't even try tp hide it!

Now that you're busted, tell us what you want with spunky! TELL US, MOTHERFUCKER!

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> Who's Elliot

> > As far as Cary and Don? Who cares?

> I don't. I know Cary, and am 99.8% sure that he is not Don.


Don is the silent partner who fronts the money that keeps this site going.

He hired Cary to run, and be "the face" of FU after Cary did some website work related to WJFK, and the two, er, "hit it off" (*cough* ~drugs~ *cough*).

From the beginning, most of the "Cary" posts have been written by Don. You can see the stylistic difference on the rare occasions when Cary actually posts (I'm 99.8% sure that all of the "Cary" remarks on this thread are by Don).

The Don/Cary phone call was planned in advance to promote FU; like many of Don's publicity stunts, it worked rather well.

Lol, I don't listen to any talk radio. So I really didn't know who everyone was talking about Just what I read here

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

A convenient story, but your excuse falls flat LIKE YOU! Just tell me what you want with me... er.. with spunky! Tell me what you want with spunky!

I WIN YOU LOOSE!

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> Lol, I don't listen to any talk radio. So I really
> didn't know who everyone was talking about Just
> what I read here

LOL

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

His name is Elliot Randall Segal..He was born February 17, 1969 in Canada but grew up in Houston, Texas.

That lets me off the hook, I was born in Indiana, 1958

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What's your source, M'lady? I scoured the webz looking for that hack's middle name.
Anyway, if Margie is telling the truth (which i have no doubt she is) then graymoose is off the hook... SRE is back on! I don't believe in coincidences!

SRE, why are you doing this to poor spunky? What did she ever do to you?

Margie Wrote:
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> His name is Elliot Randall Segal..He was born
> February 17, 1969 in Canada but grew up in
> Houston, Texas.

Thanks Harry, I didn't know what I stumbled into.

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And why does Elliot rag on Spunky???

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

Well, this is just hear-say because I'm relatively new here, but it seems that a majority of the posters on this site (even your favorites) are actually Elliot... (Elliot from Elliot in the Morning).

He uses this site as a vehicle to spread his hate. Everything was going fine until, one day, spunky uncovered the truth. Now, Elliot will stop at nothing to silence spunky. He uses multiple aliases to try to ruin spunky's credibility (ruin her good name) and even threatens her with violence (I may have made that part up).

At least the people with brains can see through Elliot's deviant scheme... WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO, SRE! NOW JUST TELL US WHY YOU DID IT!

GAME OVER!!!

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> And why does Elliot rag on Spunky???

Thanks. For the most part I like this site but sometimes it does get downright evil

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It's sick that someone would implant false memories in Spunky, and then try to drive her insane which suchlike as the Mohammad Atta stunt... so they can obtain the inheritance Spunky doesn't even realize is coming to her, as the last known heir of M. R-----, who is 84 years old, and has been diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Who would know all this except the man's doctor, whose name, by strange coincidence, is Dr. W--------.

Dr. Watermelon, if you were a true doctor you just broke the confidentiality act. way to go you just lost your "license."

Stop this nonsense.

Are you even aware that you are the last known heir of M. R-----?

Did you know he has terminal cancer?

Did you know his doctor's name is W------nn?

Who prescribes massive doses of Oxycontin to.... Elliot.

my bad my bad. Dr. Watermelonn

spunky Wrote:
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> Stop this nonsense.


BAT SHIT CRAZY

agree with 496

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Well, this is just hear-say because I'm relatively
> new here, but it seems that a majority of the
> posters on this site (even your favorites) are
> actually Elliot... (Elliot from Elliot in the
> Morning).
>
> He uses this site as a vehicle to spread his hate.
> Everything was going fine until, one day, spunky
> uncovered the truth. Now, Elliot will stop at
> nothing to silence spunky. He uses multiple
> aliases to try to ruin spunky's credibility (ruin
> her good name) and even threatens her with
> violence (I may have made that part up).
>
> At least the people with brains can see through
> Elliot's deviant scheme... WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP
> TO, SRE! NOW JUST TELL US WHY YOU DID IT!
>
> GAME OVER!!!
>


So how does Sam fit into this? Are Sam and Elliot old college room mates? Is Elliot going after spunky because her Marine Lt. Col. ex-husband doesn't want her to divulge his illegal discharge of a firearm offense from 1979?

Wow. I didn't know about all this Elliot/Spunky/International Espionage/Marine misconduct drama. This site just replaced all of my television drama shows, from the CSI's and the Law and Orders to all the daytime soaps.

I can probably cancel cable now!

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/29/2012 07:29PM by Alias.

Thurston Moore Wrote:
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>
> So how does Sam fit into this?

Sam is spunky's ex-husband...

> Are Sam and Elliot
> old college room mates?

Possibly (though I doubt it), the only connection I can find between Sam and Elliot is spunky herself!

> Is Elliot going after
> spunky because her Marine Lt. Col. ex-husband
> doesn't want her to divulge his illegal discharge
> of a firearm offense from 1979?

No! As I mentioned in the above post, and it is hear-say, Elliot is after spunky because she caught on to his plan to use this fine website as a vehicle for his hate speech. Spunky realized that Elliot is the majority of the posters on this site and THAT'S why Elliot is going after spunky... To silence her!

>
> Wow. I didn't know about all this
> Elliot/Spunky/International Espionage/Marine
> misconduct drama. This site just replaced all of
> my television drama shows, from the CSI's and the
> Law and Orders to all the daytime soaps.

I know, RRIIIIIGHT!?

>
> I can probably cancel cable now!

Either cable or Netflix... Don't cancel both!

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Thurston Moore Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > So how does Sam fit into this?
>
> Sam is spunky's ex-husband...
>

That's about the only thing I really had a handle on. I saw that thread about "I appeal to those in the military blah blah blah" that she created.


> > Are Sam and Elliot
> > old college room mates?
>
> Possibly (though I doubt it), the only connection
> I can find between Sam and Elliot is spunky
> herself!
>

So she came onto this site to expose Elliot, but occassionally rants about her ex, as well? I'm seeing a pattern here.

> > Is Elliot going after
> > spunky because her Marine Lt. Col. ex-husband
> > doesn't want her to divulge his illegal
> discharge
> > of a firearm offense from 1979?
>
> No! As I mentioned in the above post, and it is
> hear-say, Elliot is after spunky because she
> caught on to his plan to use this fine website as
> a vehicle for his hate speech. Spunky realized
> that Elliot is the majority of the posters on this
> site and THAT'S why Elliot is going after
> spunky... To silence her!
>

He's got a radio show, doesn't he? I think he can do so much more damage on a radio show than on a web site.

This sounds like fan ideation gone mad, if you ask me.

I was on a Britney Spears fan site hoping I could hook up with her, but then I realized Britney was white trash. But I'm still holding out that my postings on the Jessica Simpson fan site will work out for me.

> >
> > I can probably cancel cable now!
>
> Either cable or Netflix... Don't cancel both!


Of course I would never cancel Netflix. This site only replaces all the docudrama crud on cable. I still need my movie fix.

You know this is pitiful, don't talk about me as if I'm not here.

Thurston Moore Wrote:
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>
> So she came onto this site to expose Elliot, but
> occassionally rants about her ex, as well? I'm
> seeing a pattern here.

The initial inspirations for spunky to start using this site are shrouded in mystery...

>
> He's got a radio show, doesn't he? I think he can
> do so much more damage on a radio show than on a
> web site.
>
> This sounds like fan ideation gone mad, if you ask
> me.

That's grounds for me to accuse you of being Elliot! If SRE can prove his innocence, then you are next to be put under the microscope!

>
> I was on a Britney Spears fan site hoping I could
> hook up with her, but then I realized Britney was
> white trash.

Be real! That's not what stopped you! You would seriously deny access to a girl just because she was white trash!!???

> But I'm still holding out that my
> postings on the Jessica Simpson fan site will work
> out for me.

Tell her how beautiful she is and how perfect you two would be together... That always worked for me...

>
> Of course I would never cancel Netflix. This site
> only replaces all the docudrama crud on cable. I
> still need my movie fix.

Man, I hear you. But I'm noticing some good shit on the Cinemaxes. I am contemplating getting rid of the Flix...

Please jump in. I, personally, would love to hear all of this from the horse's mouth. I just didn't think you were comfortable talking about all of this...

spunky Wrote:
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> You know this is pitiful, don't talk about me as
> if I'm not here.

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Please jump in. I, personally, would love to hear
> all of this from the horse's mouth. I just didn't
> think you were comfortable talking about all of
> this...
>
> spunky Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You know this is pitiful, don't talk about me
> as
> > if I'm not here.


No please don't let ME stop the workings of a great mind. Have at it, YOU seem to be doing just FINE all by your little ole self!

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Alias Wrote:
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> It's the Harry and Thurston show.
>
> Reminds me of another couple.


O Rly? Which one?

Well thank you! I am new here, but I find your history fascinating... I stayed up all night reading all your old threads. If I ever stray from the truth please correct me! I believe an open dialogue is needed for truth to be achieved! By the way, aren't you ever going to PM me back!?

spunky Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Please jump in. I, personally, would love to
> hear
> > all of this from the horse's mouth. I just
> didn't
> > think you were comfortable talking about all of
> > this...
> >
> > spunky Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You know this is pitiful, don't talk about me
> > as
> > > if I'm not here.
>
>
> No please don't let ME stop the workings of a
> great mind. Have at it, YOU seem to be doing just
> FINE all by your little ole self!

There are a couple that come to mind... but none as steamy and passionate as the couple discussing bald men and peter gabriel on that fateful, warm, lonely night!

Oh, if only I could go back to those nights...

Alias Wrote:
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> It's the Harry and Thurston show.
>
> Reminds me of another couple.

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Thurston Moore Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----

>
> The initial inspirations for spunky to start using
> this site are shrouded in mystery...
>

See, that's what is intriguing to me. If we could uncover that mystery, it might explain everything else. Maybe even including the mystery of the origins of this site.

>
> That's grounds for me to accuse you of being
> Elliot! If SRE can prove his innocence, then you
> are next to be put under the microscope!
>

Does elliot accuse spunky of fan ideation? I'm sorry, I am still trying to catch on to all of this convoluted logic and psychotic delusions.

> Be real! That's not what stopped you! You would
> seriously deny access to a girl just because she
> was white trash!!???

Well, no. But she also got fat and disgusting, too.

>
> > But I'm still holding out that my
> > postings on the Jessica Simpson fan site will
> work
> > out for me.
>
> Tell her how beautiful she is and how perfect you
> two would be together... That always worked for
> me...

I could also tell her all about how tuna are these little chickens that live in the sea. She seemed fascinated by that a few year's back. I still think I have a shot with her.

> Man, I hear you. But I'm noticing some good shit
> on the Cinemaxes. I am contemplating getting rid
> of the Flix...

Just get a torrent client. There's some really good shit on there. thepiratebay.org all the way! I just downloaded Hurt Locker and Land of the Lost dvd screeners the other day.

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Thurston Moore Wrote:
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>
> See, that's what is intriguing to me. If we could
> uncover that mystery, it might explain everything
> else. Maybe even including the mystery of the
> origins of this site.

Don't get your hopes up! Cary only helps those who help themselves...

> Does elliot accuse spunky of fan ideation? I'm
> sorry, I am still trying to catch on to all of
> this convoluted logic and psychotic delusions.

As far as I know, which isn't very far, Elliot has never posted on this site as himself... I've never seen anyone (Elliot's aliases) ask spunky why she believes so strongly that Elliot is out to get her. Sorry, I am no help. I'm probably as new as you...

>
> Well, no. But she also got fat and disgusting,
> too.

Fat? Maybe! Disgusting? Bite your tongue!!!

>
> I could also tell her all about how tuna are these
> little chickens that live in the sea. She seemed
> fascinated by that a few year's back. I still
> think I have a shot with her.

Man, I bet she hears that line all the time. You straight have no game...

> Just get a torrent client. There's some really
> good shit on there. thepiratebay.org all the way!
> I just downloaded Hurt Locker and Land of the
> Lost dvd screeners the other day.

I got one... I mostly use it to pirate software and to download that anime, "Higurashi no naku koro ni", that the ORSON/Final arbiter "troll" posted. That's some twisted shit.

Here you go, my sweet.



Alias Wrote:
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> I've forgotten their names.
>
> Damn.

Harry,

I think I met you at a wedding.

That's an understatement!!! ;)

Alias Wrote:
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> Harry,
>
> I think I met you at a wedding.

Alias Wrote:
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> Harry,
>
> I think I met you at a wedding.


That would mean that we are probably somehow related.

Was your cousin marrying my club footed nephew? Or was my web fingered cousin marrying your niece?

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Alias Wrote:
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> Thurston,
>
> Did you have a British aunt who told you not to
> marry Irish?

We didn't meet at my wedding. The british aunt told my cousin with the cleft-palate not to marry irish girls with wooden legs.

So he didn't, and he ended up marrying a bow legged roma girl with false teeth.

My cousin told me, recently, how right our british aunt really was.

He said "Damn if our Aunt doesn't know about relationships! When I was dating that irish chick, she'd take off her wooden leg and I'd sorta get turned off. When my gypsy wife takes out her teeth, I know I'm about to have a fucking awesome night!"



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Margie Wrote:
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> His name is Elliot Randall Segal..He was born
> February 17, 1969 in Canada but grew up in
> Houston, Texas.

Sorry it took so long to respond, but I have been busy all morning. (I though I was never going to get away from my coworkers!)

I didn't really like Texas, it was an OK place to grow up, but I am glad to be here in the suburbs of the nations capital.

My RIR (Richmond International Raceway) NASCAR tickets came in the mail this weekend! I hope to see all of you there on 12 September! If you see me, make sure to stop on by, I'll have a big batch of Moose Breath to share!

Elliot Segal's middle initial is "M" according to a quick Whitepages.com search.

LOL @ MEPHESTO

Unsolved Mystery Wrote:
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> Whatever happened to the fair and balanced,
> eminently sane, eminently reasonable Cary found in
> the edit remark on the first post of this
> thread?*


He's been busy.

Wow! Look at all of the old posters in this thread. WTL, MrM, Thurston Moore, pgens, fairfaxdude, warhawk, spunky, Meeper, etc. Legends! Back when this place was at its zenith

fairfaxdude was mean.

I once had a drink with Thurston Moore's father. Thurston wouldn't join us; he was pissed that his father had parked illegally.... at the mall.

Spunky was funny.

Gravis taught me some HTML. He didn't like me, but I liked him.

I once told Margie she had pretty hair. What happened to Margie?

I remember when I met Harry.

Fun times...

fairfax dude is eesh! Duh , you dont know this?

Common knowledge Wrote:
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> fairfax dude is eesh! Duh , you dont know this?


fairfaxdude was a gay ambulance-chasing "lawyer" who got his degree in Mexico.

eesh has never been to Mexico.

LOL fairfaxdude was Conie's age. When Conie and I met the last time, she let me log into her account and read all her PMs. fairfaxdude was an oversexed, dirty old man that liked to have cybersex. IRL, he was some sort of consultant to people starting up franchises.

eesh Wrote:
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> When Conie and I
> met the last time, she let me log into her account
> and read all her PMs.

I doubt Connie would let you do that, although, God knows your "ethics" would never prevent you from reading the PM's of others.

> he was some sort of consultant to
> people starting up franchises.

Not true. He was gay "lawyer" with dubious credentials and a hard-on for assholes like Eric Holder.

Alias Wrote:
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> > he was some sort of consultant to
> > people starting up franchises.
>
> Not true. He was gay "lawyer" with dubious
> credentials and a hard-on for assholes like Eric
> Holder.


He was racist

Clearly you don't know what you are talking about.