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John Travolta's 16 year old daughter is a heifer
Posted by:
Tubby Travolta
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Date: April 06, 2016 10:01AM
But she CAN parallel park......sorta. Good idea having her practice in a 4 wheel battleship. If you can park that monster, you can park anything.
http://mashable.com/2016/04/05/ellen-john-travolta-parallel-parking/#mKC.5y3MXaq2
But damn John, put that girl on a diet. She would be pretty hot if she dropped 30 or so pounds. Being just 16, something needs to happen now before it's too late and she's doomed to be a fat chick. You don't want that.
http://mashable.com/2016/04/05/ellen-john-travolta-parallel-parking/#mKC.5y3MXaq2
But damn John, put that girl on a diet. She would be pretty hot if she dropped 30 or so pounds. Being just 16, something needs to happen now before it's too late and she's doomed to be a fat chick. You don't want that.
Re: John Travolta's 16 year old daughter is a heifer
Posted by:
Fat~Bottom~Girl
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Date: April 06, 2016 10:06AM
If I were John Travolta's daughter, I'd have an eating disorder, too.
Re: John Travolta's 16 year old daughter is a heifer
Posted by:
7jwLE
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Date: April 06, 2016 10:15AM
Anybody notice Ellen walks like a man? Does she have a cock or a vagina?
And the Travolta kid is GOING TO BE HUGE unless there is an intervention.
And the Travolta kid is GOING TO BE HUGE unless there is an intervention.
Re: John Travolta's 16 year old daughter is a heifer
Posted by:
GreenGrass
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Date: April 06, 2016 10:39AM
Just like dear old Dad...
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Re: John Travolta's 16 year old daughter is a heifer
Posted by:
Vexxxed
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Date: April 06, 2016 10:43AM
Something is missing from this thread.
I wonder what it could be?
I wonder what it could be?
Re: John Travolta's 16 year old daughter is a heifer
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Cross-Vexxxed
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Date: April 06, 2016 10:54AM
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You're here, so this thread is certainly not missing idiocy.
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You're here, so this thread is certainly not missing idiocy.
Re: John Travolta's 16 year old daughter is a heifer
Posted by:
Nipnotsignedin
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Date: April 06, 2016 11:00AM
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Re: John Travolta's 16 year old daughter is a heifer
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Vexxxed
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Date: April 06, 2016 05:40PM
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Re: John Travolta's 16 year old daughter is a heifer
Posted by:
less dianetics, more dieting!
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Date: April 06, 2016 06:23PM
Hambeast!
Re: John Travolta's 16 year old daughter is a heifer
Posted by:
Probably a Nice Kid
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Date: April 06, 2016 06:25PM
Actually, looks like she may have dropped some weight.
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Re: John Travolta's 16 year old daughter is a heifer
Posted by:
Frank S.
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Date: April 06, 2016 06:49PM
She seems like a nice decent kid.
Re: John Travolta's 16 year old daughter is a heifer
Posted by:
wDJMm
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Date: April 06, 2016 08:28PM
$100 says she's been eating Ritalin since the 3rd grade.
John Travolta is your dad? Oy Vai!
John Travolta is your dad? Oy Vai!
Re: John Travolta's 16 year old daughter is a heifer
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Cross Dresser Vexxxed
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Date: April 06, 2016 09:15PM
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Re: John Travolta's 16 year old daughter is a heifer
Posted by:
PEw77
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Date: April 06, 2016 09:17PM
not a bad pic
he's obviously trying to hand her off to someone, presenting her like that. but he's probably paying to insure that someone aint me like right?
if he's trying to hand her off to you i'll eat a hat
he's obviously trying to hand her off to someone, presenting her like that. but he's probably paying to insure that someone aint me like right?
if he's trying to hand her off to you i'll eat a hat
Re: John Travolta's 16 year old daughter is a heifer
Posted by:
enKFD
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Date: April 06, 2016 09:27PM
Enormous thunder thighs. Probably has all sorts of emotional issues growing up in that house. Or maybe she just likes to eat.