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Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Date: July 20, 2009 12:35PM

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What's up with that shit?

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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Posted by: Ugly daughter ()
Date: July 20, 2009 12:40PM

Must have been a defective birth or bad sperm. Most MILFs I see have hot daughters.

The Willis and Moore spawn probably asks herself what happened every time she sees her parents in a movie.

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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: July 20, 2009 02:16PM

Drinking heavily damages sperm?

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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: July 20, 2009 03:22PM

I keep thinking she's the Danny DeVito of Twins and there's the Arnold version out there that nobody knows about. In a way it's good to see the universe balancing things out. Sure, she's got famous parents, lots of money and probably doesn't need or want for anything, but she got hit hard by the ugly stick.

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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Posted by: § ()
Date: July 20, 2009 03:56PM

The real question remains:

Are they really almost touching her navel?

Ack.

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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: July 21, 2009 11:39AM

§ Wrote:
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> The real question remains:
>
> Are they really almost touching her navel?
>
> Ack.


Indeed. Those are some fugly looking tits.

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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Date: July 21, 2009 11:43AM

496 Wrote:
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> § Wrote:
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> -----
> > The real question remains:
> >
> > Are they really almost touching her navel?
> >
> > Ack.
>
>
> Indeed. Those are some fugly looking tits.

You know how when they clone animals they are age progressed? For instance, if you clone an eight-year-old dog, the clone dog will have the attributes of an eight-year-old dog even when it is one-year-old? I think Rumer is a botched clone.

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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 21, 2009 11:58AM

Everyone tells me and my girlfriend that, if we have kids, they're going to be really attractive because we're both good-looking.

I tell them they're wrong, because A) attractive people have ugly kids, B) God hates me, and C) have you seen what I look like? The kid better pray he gets his mother's face.

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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Posted by: Attention Custodial Artisan ()
Date: July 21, 2009 12:07PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Everyone tells me and my girlfriend that, if we
> have kids, they're going to be really attractive
> because we're both good-looking.


LOL, quite the narcissist aren't we? We know what you look like ( you are average, friend) and if the pic of that girl that was on here is really your gf...you would havce the ugliest kids on Earth.


> I tell them they're wrong, because A) attractive
> people have ugly kids, B) God hates me, and C)
> have you seen what I look like? The kid better
> pray he gets his mother's face.


now you got it...God hates you and and you are weird looking...now go unclog that toilet on the second floor.

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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Date: July 21, 2009 12:11PM

Attention Custodial Artisan Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Everyone tells me and my girlfriend that, if we
> > have kids, they're going to be really
> attractive
> > because we're both good-looking.
>
>
> LOL, quite the narcissist aren't we? We know what
> you look like ( you are average, friend) and if
> the pic of that girl that was on here is really
> your gf...you would havce the ugliest kids on
> Earth.
>
>
> >


From what I recall, he looks like Eddie Vedder...

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...and his girlfriend looks like Tilda Swinton...

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...nothing wrong with that.

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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Posted by: quid ()
Date: July 21, 2009 12:18PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Attention Custodial Artisan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Everyone tells me and my girlfriend that, if
> we
> > > have kids, they're going to be really
> > attractive
> > > because we're both good-looking.
> >
> >
> > LOL, quite the narcissist aren't we? We know
> what
> > you look like ( you are average, friend) and if
> > the pic of that girl that was on here is really
> > your gf...you would havce the ugliest kids on
> > Earth.
> >
> >
> > >
>
>
> From what I recall, he looks like Eddie Vedder...
>
>
>
> ...and his girlfriend looks like Tilda Swinton...
>
>
>
> ...nothing wrong with that.


u mean this ugly bitch? Gross!
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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 21, 2009 12:29PM

Attention Custodial Artisan Wrote:
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> Blah blah blah

I can only assume this is the poster formerly known as Inkahootz. Even if it weren't for the inability to form a decent insult and your piss-poor writing style, it's a dead giveaway.

Sorry I broke your heart, Inkahootz. I'm sure you'll move on and find a better, more fulfilling man-crush someday. Maybe you two can even go fisting together!

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> ...and his girlfriend looks like Tilda Swinton...

Tilda Swinton is hot (like when she played that evil witch queen in that Narnia movie? Me-owwww), but the girl in that one picture isn't my girly-friend. Just some girl I had a picture taken with after a show. There are people on here that have actually met my girly-friend, but stupidity will not be denied.

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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Posted by: MR.Phisto ()
Date: July 21, 2009 12:37PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Attention Custodial Artisan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Blah blah blah
>
> I can only assume this is the poster formerly
> known as Inkahootz. Even if it weren't for the
> inability to form a decent insult and your
> piss-poor writing style, it's a dead giveaway.
>
> Sorry I broke your heart, Inkahootz. I'm sure
> you'll move on and find a better, more fulfilling
> man-crush someday. Maybe you two can even go
> fisting together!
>
> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ...and his girlfriend looks like Tilda
> Swinton...
>
> Tilda Swinton is hot (like when she played that
> evil witch queen in that Narnia movie? Me-owwww),
> but the girl in that one picture isn't my
> girly-friend. Just some girl I had a picture
> taken with after a show. There are people on here
> that have actually met my girly-friend, but
> stupidity will not be denied.


Herr Phisto,

Sorry to disappoint you, but I am not inka, nor do I have a man crush on you. I could clearly tell that you don't have a degree in English from your own subpar writing skills. Did you get in Custodial Arts, since you are in charge of cleaning toilets for gov't?

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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Posted by: MR. Phisto ()
Date: July 21, 2009 12:38PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Attention Custodial Artisan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Blah blah blah
>
> I can only assume this is the poster formerly
> known as Inkahootz. Even if it weren't for the
> inability to form a decent insult and your
> piss-poor writing style, it's a dead giveaway.
>
> Sorry I broke your heart, Inkahootz. I'm sure
> you'll move on and find a better, more fulfilling
> man-crush someday. Maybe you two can even go
> fisting together!
>
> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ...and his girlfriend looks like Tilda
> Swinton...
>
> Tilda Swinton is hot (like when she played that
> evil witch queen in that Narnia movie? Me-owwww),
> but the girl in that one picture isn't my
> girly-friend. Just some girl I had a picture
> taken with after a show. There are people on here
> that have actually met my girly-friend, but
> stupidity will not be denied.


Herr Phisto,

Sorry to disappoint you, but I am not inka, nor do I have a man crush on you. I could clearly tell that you don't have a degree in English from your own subpar writing skills. Did you get it in Custodial Arts, since you are in charge of cleaning toilets for thegov't?

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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: July 21, 2009 12:57PM

MR. Phisto Wrote:
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> Herr Phisto,
>
> Sorry to disappoint you, but I am not inka, nor do
> I have a man crush on you. I could clearly tell
> that you don't have a degree in English from your
> own subpar writing skills. Did you get it in
> Custodial Arts, since you are in charge of
> cleaning toilets for thegov't?

Ha ha ha! Subpar writing skills? Right! Ha ha ha!

Thanks, I needed a good laugh.

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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 21, 2009 12:58PM

§ Wrote:
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> The real question remains:
>
> Are they really almost touching her navel?
>
> Ack.


Well, at least you know they're real.

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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Posted by: love is in the air ()
Date: July 21, 2009 01:03PM

Melissa Wrote:
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> MR. Phisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Herr Phisto,
> >
> > Sorry to disappoint you, but I am not inka, nor
> do
> > I have a man crush on you. I could clearly tell
> > that you don't have a degree in English from
> your
> > own subpar writing skills. Did you get it in
> > Custodial Arts, since you are in charge of
> > cleaning toilets for thegov't?
>
> Ha ha ha! Subpar writing skills? Right! Ha ha
> ha!
>
> Thanks, I needed a good laugh.


Happy to oblige, Melissa. BTW, when are you going to get around to asking the Phist out on a date? Your junior high crush is quite entertaining.

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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 21, 2009 01:08PM

MR. Phisto Wrote:
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> Did you get it in
> Custodial Arts, since you are in charge of
> cleaning toilets for thegov't?

There's only one person that posts on here that I've explained my job to that thought I was a janitor.

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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Posted by: ok ()
Date: July 21, 2009 01:12PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> MR. Phisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Did you get it in
> > Custodial Arts, since you are in charge of
> > cleaning toilets for thegov't?
>
> There's only one person that posts on here that
> I've explained my job to that thought I was a
> janitor.

inka posted that the day he went off on you...something to the effect of you radioing in cleaning duties to custodians. If I am incorrect in my assumption...I apologize.

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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 21, 2009 01:16PM

ok Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MR. Phisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Did you get it in
> > > Custodial Arts, since you are in charge of
> > > cleaning toilets for thegov't?
> >
> > There's only one person that posts on here that
> > I've explained my job to that thought I was a
> > janitor.
>
> inka posted that the day he went off on
> you...something to the effect of you radioing in
> cleaning duties to custodians. If I am incorrect
> in my assumption...I apologize.

See, this is why you shouldn't believe anything he says. Your assumption is very incorrect, including the part about working for the government.

I appreciate the apology, though. If we're going to have a little flame war, let's at least rip on the true things about each other.

I'm sorry I called you Inkahootz.

Why are we even fighting?

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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: July 21, 2009 01:22PM

MrMephisto Wrote:

> Why are we even fighting?


Bad coupon?



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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 21, 2009 01:23PM

I can't see the video, but if it's Peter fighting that chicken, I'll +1 it.

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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: July 21, 2009 01:24PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I can't see the video, but if it's Peter fighting
> that chicken, I'll +1 it.


It is...I can see it on mine. WTF? Embed FAIL.

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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: July 21, 2009 07:30PM

love is in the air Wrote:
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> Happy to oblige, Melissa. BTW, when are you going
> to get around to asking the Phist out on a date?
> Your junior high crush is quite entertaining.

Too bad I'm gay. Otherwise, I would.

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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: July 21, 2009 07:33PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> Bad coupon?

Family Guy is the best. :o)

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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Posted by: lesbos ()
Date: July 21, 2009 07:46PM

Melissa Wrote:
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> love is in the air Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Happy to oblige, Melissa. BTW, when are you
> going
> > to get around to asking the Phist out on a
> date?
> > Your junior high crush is quite entertaining.
>
> Too bad I'm gay. Otherwise, I would.

You're a dyke????????????? lol

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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: July 21, 2009 07:51PM

lesbos Wrote:


> You're a dyke????????????? lol


Actually, she's a convert... :-)

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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Posted by: am I blind? ()
Date: July 21, 2009 08:26PM

She looks good to me.
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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 21, 2009 09:16PM

Melissa Wrote:
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> love is in the air Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Happy to oblige, Melissa. BTW, when are you
> going
> > to get around to asking the Phist out on a
> date?
> > Your junior high crush is quite entertaining.
>
> Too bad I'm gay. Otherwise, I would.


No wonder she likes here ex's GF!

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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: July 22, 2009 12:12AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
>
> Tilda Swinton is hot (like when she played that
> evil witch queen in that Narnia movie? Me-owwww

I would bang Narnia Tilda Swinton... but not Tilda from that George Clooney movie... what the fuck was the name of that movie... whatever

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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: July 22, 2009 12:15AM

Oceans 316?

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Re: Attractive Parents = Homely Kids
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: July 22, 2009 02:26AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Oceans 316?


Bingo, i knew someone would get it!

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