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What I would have said...
Date: July 18, 2009 07:28AM

Remember that episode of the Brady Bunch when Alice was saying "porkchops and applesauce?" You know what I would have said if I were Mr. Brady?

"I pay you to cook, not talk. Where's my fucking dinner?"

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Re: What I would have said...
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: July 18, 2009 09:01AM

Dude, you have a strange, strange mind.....LOL

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Re: What I would have said...
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: July 18, 2009 10:17AM

I would have said "This is the 60's bitch, get in the kitchen where you belong!"

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Re: What I would have said...
Date: July 18, 2009 10:21AM

Another thing I wonder about the Brady Bunch is who discovered the body of the first Mrs. Brady? I mean, she died, right? Was it Greg? Bobby? Hell, that might explain Peter's behavior. Then again, where was Alice at the time? Hand that Rocks the Cradle, anyone?

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Re: What I would have said...
Date: July 18, 2009 10:44AM

Another thing, if I were Richie's dad and Fonzi kept referring to me as "Mr. C," I would have said, "It's Mr. Cunningham, you punk. I didn't storm the beach at Omaha bayonetting Gerries and watching kids your age have their entrails wash away into the English Channel to have a disrespectful punk like you call me Mr. C. Keep it up and you'll end up like my son, Chuck. You remember Chuck, don't you? Are we clear?"

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Re: What I would have said...
Posted by: Steal This Post ()
Date: July 18, 2009 11:13AM

We saw the Brady's bathroom many times, but not once did we see a toilet. The popular joke was that the Bradys are so good, clean and wholesome that didn't even go to the bathroom. The truth is, they had intended putting a toilet in the bathroom, but the network censors wouldn't let them.

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Re: What I would have said...
Posted by: Eastsider ()
Date: July 18, 2009 11:37AM

It was supposedly a big deal that Mike and Carol slept in the same bed, but the Munsters did it before them, and I think the Flintstones even did it before that.

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Re: What I would have said...
Posted by: Steal This Post ()
Date: July 18, 2009 11:40AM

The Flintstones Toooooooottally didnt sleep in the same bed! Even tho Fred made Wilma's Bed Rock.

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Re: What I would have said...
Posted by: Eastsider ()
Date: July 18, 2009 12:10PM

I think they did, but whatever. I wish women didn't care so much about sleeping in the same bed. Let's bang, then let me get some sleep.

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Re: What I would have said...
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: July 18, 2009 01:20PM

ever notice how they would always brush their teeth right before they ate? and one time when the family was out in the back yard. the kids were jumping on the trampoline and carol said "way to go tommy." guaranteed Mr. Brady was pimping out Alice

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Re: What I would have said...
Posted by: Judge Crater ()
Date: July 18, 2009 01:33PM

remember at the end when they brought that weird kid in cousin Ollie or something? the one with the glasses that nobody liked?

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Re: What I would have said...
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: July 18, 2009 01:39PM

it was oliver and yes everyone hated him
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Re: What I would have said...
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: July 18, 2009 01:40PM

Judge Crater Wrote:
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> remember at the end when they brought that weird kid in cousin Ollie or something? the one with the glasses that nobody liked?


That was John Denver when he was a kid.

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Re: What I would have said...
Date: July 18, 2009 02:34PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> it was oliver and yes everyone hated him


The Poochie of his day.

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Re: What I would have said...
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: July 21, 2009 01:50AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
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> > it was oliver and yes everyone hated him
>
>
> The Poochie of his day.


lol... poochie...

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Re: What I would have said...
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: July 21, 2009 05:32PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> ever notice how they would always brush their
> teeth right before they ate? and one time when the
> family was out in the back yard. the kids were
> jumping on the trampoline and carol said "way to
> go tommy." guaranteed Mr. Brady was pimping out
> Alice


When Eve Plum (Jan) is jumping on the trampoline you can hear that instead of saying "Go Jan." Greg instead says "Go Eve" The same thing happens when Peter is on the trampoline, instead of saying Peter someone shouts "Go Chris," an abbreviation of Christopher Knight, the actor's name.

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Re: What I would have said...
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: July 21, 2009 05:48PM

thats right, i didnt feel like doing much reasearch on the matter but i knew something like that happened.

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