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Cougar versus Chainsaw
Posted by: Eeesh ()
Date: July 17, 2009 10:51AM

Guy goes camping with his family and is attacked by a mountain lion....used chainsaw to fight it off.



http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31951883/ns/us_news-life/

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Re: Cougar versus Chainsaw
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: July 17, 2009 10:55AM

Did this happen under a plasma?

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Re: Cougar versus Chainsaw
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: July 17, 2009 10:55AM

i was kinda hoping it was the old lady kind of cougar.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Cougar versus Chainsaw
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 17, 2009 11:10AM

The cougar must have been unemployed.

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Re: Cougar versus Chainsaw
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: July 17, 2009 11:15AM

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The attack occurred Sunday evening. Wildlife agents shot and killed the lion Monday after it attacked a dog brought in to track the animal.

Authorities say the lion was in poor physical condition and appeared to be starving. The lion was 4 to 5 years old.

owned.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Cougar versus Chainsaw
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: July 17, 2009 11:16AM

Sounds messy, even with no reported "fisting" involved.

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Re: Cougar versus Chainsaw
Posted by: LOLcat ()
Date: July 17, 2009 11:27AM

Hey Cougars what time is it? ITS TOOL TIME! VROOOOOOM!

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Re: Cougar versus Chainsaw
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: July 17, 2009 11:31AM

It's a manly thing to fight off a mountain lion under any circumstances. Using a chainsaw takes it to a whole other level. Nice.

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Re: Cougar versus Chainsaw
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 17, 2009 11:39AM

The only way he could have added more flair to it is by using the chainsaw to cut off his right hand, then attaching the chainsaw to the stump.

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Re: Cougar versus Chainsaw
Date: July 17, 2009 11:45AM


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Re: Cougar versus Chainsaw
Posted by: ctjghsk, ()
Date: July 17, 2009 11:46AM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> The cougar must have been unemployed.

It was actually an innocent demokrat that got murdered by another right wing chainsaw nut.

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Re: Cougar versus Chainsaw
Posted by: BagODonuts ()
Date: July 17, 2009 11:59AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> The only way he could have added more flair to it
> is by using the chainsaw to cut off his right
> hand, then attaching the chainsaw to the stump.

a la Ash Williams from Evil Dead, along with a boom stick.

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Re: Cougar versus Chainsaw
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 17, 2009 12:00PM

Good, bad... He was the Ex-Marine with the chainsaw.

I wonder if PETA is going to get outraged about this.

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Re: Cougar versus Chainsaw
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: July 17, 2009 12:09PM

Is one really allowed to use a chainsaw in a national park while camping? In other words are you allowed to chop down trees and stuff to build campfires and rafts and stuff?

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Re: Cougar versus Chainsaw
Posted by: Chainsaws for everyone ()
Date: July 17, 2009 12:11PM

pgens Wrote:
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> Is one really allowed to use a chainsaw in a
> national park while camping? In other words are
> you allowed to chop down trees and stuff to build
> campfires and rafts and stuff?



He probably had a concealed chainsaw permit.

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Re: Cougar versus Chainsaw
Posted by: Jive Turkey ()
Date: July 17, 2009 12:12PM

I saw a bunch of cougars last night --- all stalkie with their cosmopolitans and extra make-up. Blah.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/06/2010 02:34PM by Jive Turkey.

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Re: Cougar versus Chainsaw
Posted by: Judge Crater ()
Date: July 17, 2009 12:15PM

The chicks wearing heads of lettuce on their boobs are coming to take over the "crime scene"

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Re: Cougar versus Chainsaw
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 17, 2009 12:33PM

ctjghsk, Wrote:
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> ITRADE Wrote:
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> -----
> > The cougar must have been unemployed.
>
> It was actually an innocent demokrat that got
> murdered by another right wing chainsaw nut.


Remember, chainsaws kill, not people.

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Re: Cougar versus Chainsaw
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: July 17, 2009 12:59PM

i dont think killing the damn thing just because its hungry was the right way to go. the guy probably threw rocks at it to piss it off and then it attacked. and the dog got attacked cause they were already looking to kill that poor animal.

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Re: Cougar versus Chainsaw
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: July 17, 2009 01:06PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i dont think killing the damn thing just because
> its hungry was the right way to go. the guy
> probably threw rocks at it to piss it off and then
> it attacked. and the dog got attacked cause they
> were already looking to kill that poor animal.


You're stupid.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Cougar versus Chainsaw
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: July 17, 2009 01:19PM

thank you.
Attachments:
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Re: Cougar versus Chainsaw
Posted by: Mulberry Lane ()
Date: May 15, 2011 11:01PM

bump

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Re: Cougar versus Chainsaw
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: May 15, 2011 11:02PM

Not worthy of a Mullberrryyy ...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Cougar versus Chainsaw
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 23, 2013 12:05AM

The first eesh thread. The name was inspired by the thought of a cougar vs chainsaw.

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