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Wednesday, July 15: Today, for your dining pleasure, head to Capitol Hill to watch Playboy Playmate of the Year, Jayde Nicole, hand out veggie hot dogs while wearing only strategically placed lettuce leaves. Why, yes, this is the diabolical work of PETA in celebration of National Veggie Dog Day. Get there early to score your very own copy of PETA’s Vegetarian Starter Kit! Starts at noon.
FUNdamental Wrote:
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> From Wonkette
>
> Wednesday, July 15: Today, for your dining
> pleasure, head to Capitol Hill to watch Playboy
> Playmate of the Year, Jayde Nicole, hand out
> veggie hot dogs while wearing only strategically
> placed lettuce leaves. Why, yes, this is the
> diabolical work of PETA in celebration of National
> Veggie Dog Day. Get there early to score your very
> own copy of PETA’s Vegetarian Starter Kit! Starts
> at noon.
Go there, get your free hotdog, and then go to Arby's for your free bacon roast beef sandwich with a drink purchase. You are good to go for lunch today!
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HOLY SHIT, THOSE BITCHES ARE IN SWIMSUITS AND THAT IS HOT. I WANT TO DO THINGS THAT THE HOT GIRLS LIKE, SO I SHOULD PROBABLY BE A VEGAN. MY PERSONAL PREFERENCES ARE NOTHING IN THE FACE OF FAKE TITTIES. GO PETA!
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> HOLY SHIT, THOSE BITCHES ARE IN SWIMSUITS AND THAT
> IS HOT. I WANT TO DO THINGS THAT THE HOT GIRLS
> LIKE, SO I SHOULD PROBABLY BE A VEGAN. MY
> PERSONAL PREFERENCES ARE NOTHING IN THE FACE OF
> FAKE TITTIES. GO PETA!
The question is, will PETA allow you to do it "Doggy Style?"
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
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> > HOLY SHIT, THOSE BITCHES ARE IN SWIMSUITS AND
> THAT
> > IS HOT. I WANT TO DO THINGS THAT THE HOT GIRLS
> > LIKE, SO I SHOULD PROBABLY BE A VEGAN. MY
> > PERSONAL PREFERENCES ARE NOTHING IN THE FACE OF
> > FAKE TITTIES. GO PETA!
>
>
> The question is, will PETA allow you to do it
> "Doggy Style?"
Not anymore. Now you can only do "The Natural Canine Mating Position."
pgens Wrote:
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> "strategically placed lettuce leaves"
>
> Give me a break, in the pic they are practically
> wearing leafy green burqas!
The title had "Almost naked Playmate" and "Free Food" in it, and it gets fewer than 80 hits. It it had "hooka Bar" or "alto plaza" in it it would have hits into the thousands. I don't get you guys, sometimes.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/15/2009 01:38PM by FUNdamental.
FUNdamental Wrote:
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> The title had "Almost naked Playmate" and "Free
> Food" in it, and it gets fewer than 80 hits. It
> it had "hooka Bar" or "alto plaza" in it it would
> have hits into the thousands. I don't get you
> guys, sometimes.
I blame to term "Almost." If it had just been "Naked Playmate," it would have gone through the roof.
Re: Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
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Fist 2009
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Date: July 15, 2009 02:49PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> > Will there be any fisting involved?
>
> If so, bring a towel, because I hear that fisting
> can be "messy."
This is a PETA event, so all the fisting will be done on vegetarians. Not nearly as messy as fisting someone with a low-fiber diet. (Less time spent cleaning under your fingernails.)
Re: Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
Posted by:
wuht
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Date: July 15, 2009 04:24PM
FUNdamental Wrote:
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> The title had "Almost naked Playmate" and "Free
> Food" in it, and it gets fewer than 80 hits. It
> it had "hooka Bar" or "alto plaza" in it it would
> have hits into the thousands. I don't get you
> guys, sometimes.
well we also see who wrote it to so most know the thread wont pay off or be worth anythin
With PETA girls, you have to ask to eat their eggplant...
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Those girls are actually kind of hot, even with
> their stupid lettuce outfits. The problem is they
> would get offended if I asked to eat their
> beavers.