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Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
Posted by:
FUNdamental
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Date: July 15, 2009 10:47AM
From Wonkette
Wednesday, July 15: Today, for your dining pleasure, head to Capitol Hill to watch Playboy Playmate of the Year, Jayde Nicole, hand out veggie hot dogs while wearing only strategically placed lettuce leaves. Why, yes, this is the diabolical work of PETA in celebration of National Veggie Dog Day. Get there early to score your very own copy of PETA’s Vegetarian Starter Kit! Starts at noon.
Wednesday, July 15: Today, for your dining pleasure, head to Capitol Hill to watch Playboy Playmate of the Year, Jayde Nicole, hand out veggie hot dogs while wearing only strategically placed lettuce leaves. Why, yes, this is the diabolical work of PETA in celebration of National Veggie Dog Day. Get there early to score your very own copy of PETA’s Vegetarian Starter Kit! Starts at noon.
Re: Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
Posted by:
MrMephisto
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Date: July 15, 2009 10:49AM
FUNdamental Wrote:
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> From Wonkette
>
> Wednesday, July 15: Today, for your dining
> pleasure, head to Capitol Hill to watch Playboy
> Playmate of the Year, Jayde Nicole, hand out
> veggie hot dogs while wearing only strategically
> placed lettuce leaves. Why, yes, this is the
> diabolical work of PETA in celebration of National
> Veggie Dog Day. Get there early to score your very
> own copy of PETA’s Vegetarian Starter Kit! Starts
> at noon.
If only I had a fur coat, I would go.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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> From Wonkette
>
> Wednesday, July 15: Today, for your dining
> pleasure, head to Capitol Hill to watch Playboy
> Playmate of the Year, Jayde Nicole, hand out
> veggie hot dogs while wearing only strategically
> placed lettuce leaves. Why, yes, this is the
> diabolical work of PETA in celebration of National
> Veggie Dog Day. Get there early to score your very
> own copy of PETA’s Vegetarian Starter Kit! Starts
> at noon.
If only I had a fur coat, I would go.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
Posted by:
Warhawk
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Date: July 15, 2009 10:56AM
I'm going to go wearing alligator boots, a snakeskin belt, a fur coat, leather pants, a raccoon hat and eat a steak wrapped in bacon. Fuck PETA.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
Posted by:
ITRADE
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Date: July 15, 2009 10:57AM
How about some bacon wrapped cock?
Re: Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
Posted by:
fairfaxdude
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Date: July 15, 2009 10:59AM
I would never wrap my veggie hot dog in lettuce. That's just over the top, vagitarian-wise.
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I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.
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I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.
Re: Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
Posted by:
FUNdamental
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Date: July 15, 2009 11:13AM
Go there, get your free hotdog, and then go to Arby's for your free bacon roast beef sandwich with a drink purchase. You are good to go for lunch today!
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Re: Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: July 15, 2009 11:45AM
This sounded better than it looks...
Re: Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
Posted by:
MrMephisto
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Date: July 15, 2009 11:49AM
HOLY SHIT, THOSE BITCHES ARE IN SWIMSUITS AND THAT IS HOT. I WANT TO DO THINGS THAT THE HOT GIRLS LIKE, SO I SHOULD PROBABLY BE A VEGAN. MY PERSONAL PREFERENCES ARE NOTHING IN THE FACE OF FAKE TITTIES. GO PETA!
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: July 15, 2009 11:53AM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> HOLY SHIT, THOSE BITCHES ARE IN SWIMSUITS AND THAT
> IS HOT. I WANT TO DO THINGS THAT THE HOT GIRLS
> LIKE, SO I SHOULD PROBABLY BE A VEGAN. MY
> PERSONAL PREFERENCES ARE NOTHING IN THE FACE OF
> FAKE TITTIES. GO PETA!
The question is, will PETA allow you to do it "Doggy Style?"
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> HOLY SHIT, THOSE BITCHES ARE IN SWIMSUITS AND THAT
> IS HOT. I WANT TO DO THINGS THAT THE HOT GIRLS
> LIKE, SO I SHOULD PROBABLY BE A VEGAN. MY
> PERSONAL PREFERENCES ARE NOTHING IN THE FACE OF
> FAKE TITTIES. GO PETA!
The question is, will PETA allow you to do it "Doggy Style?"
Re: Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
Posted by:
pgens
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Date: July 15, 2009 11:54AM
"strategically placed lettuce leaves"
Give me a break, in the pic they are practically wearing leafy green burqas!
Give me a break, in the pic they are practically wearing leafy green burqas!
Re: Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: July 15, 2009 11:55AM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > HOLY SHIT, THOSE BITCHES ARE IN SWIMSUITS AND
> THAT
> > IS HOT. I WANT TO DO THINGS THAT THE HOT GIRLS
> > LIKE, SO I SHOULD PROBABLY BE A VEGAN. MY
> > PERSONAL PREFERENCES ARE NOTHING IN THE FACE OF
> > FAKE TITTIES. GO PETA!
>
>
> The question is, will PETA allow you to do it
> "Doggy Style?"
Not anymore. Now you can only do "The Natural Canine Mating Position."
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > HOLY SHIT, THOSE BITCHES ARE IN SWIMSUITS AND
> THAT
> > IS HOT. I WANT TO DO THINGS THAT THE HOT GIRLS
> > LIKE, SO I SHOULD PROBABLY BE A VEGAN. MY
> > PERSONAL PREFERENCES ARE NOTHING IN THE FACE OF
> > FAKE TITTIES. GO PETA!
>
>
> The question is, will PETA allow you to do it
> "Doggy Style?"
Not anymore. Now you can only do "The Natural Canine Mating Position."
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
Posted by:
Judge Crater
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Date: July 15, 2009 11:59AM
Id like to eat her melons
Re: Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: July 15, 2009 12:00PM
pgens Wrote:
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> "strategically placed lettuce leaves"
>
> Give me a break, in the pic they are practically
> wearing leafy green burqas!
LOL!
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> "strategically placed lettuce leaves"
>
> Give me a break, in the pic they are practically
> wearing leafy green burqas!
LOL!
Re: Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: July 15, 2009 12:00PM
Judge Crater Wrote:
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> Id like to eat her melons
Excuse me, ma'am. There's a hair in my salad.
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> Id like to eat her melons
Excuse me, ma'am. There's a hair in my salad.
Re: Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
Posted by:
FUNdamental
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Date: July 15, 2009 01:37PM
The title had "Almost naked Playmate" and "Free Food" in it, and it gets fewer than 80 hits. It it had "hooka Bar" or "alto plaza" in it it would have hits into the thousands. I don't get you guys, sometimes.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/15/2009 01:38PM by FUNdamental.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/15/2009 01:38PM by FUNdamental.
Re: Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: July 15, 2009 01:56PM
FUNdamental Wrote:
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> The title had "Almost naked Playmate" and "Free
> Food" in it, and it gets fewer than 80 hits. It
> it had "hooka Bar" or "alto plaza" in it it would
> have hits into the thousands. I don't get you
> guys, sometimes.
I blame to term "Almost." If it had just been "Naked Playmate," it would have gone through the roof.
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> The title had "Almost naked Playmate" and "Free
> Food" in it, and it gets fewer than 80 hits. It
> it had "hooka Bar" or "alto plaza" in it it would
> have hits into the thousands. I don't get you
> guys, sometimes.
I blame to term "Almost." If it had just been "Naked Playmate," it would have gone through the roof.
Re: Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
Posted by:
496
()
Date: July 15, 2009 02:27PM
Will there be any fisting involved?
Re: Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: July 15, 2009 02:38PM
496 Wrote:
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> Will there be any fisting involved?
If so, bring a towel, because I hear that fisting can be "messy."
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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> Will there be any fisting involved?
If so, bring a towel, because I hear that fisting can be "messy."
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: July 15, 2009 02:40PM
496 Wrote:
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> Will there be any fisting involved?
If you see a homeless guy on the grounds of the Capitol fisting himself under a tree, odds are it is Buzz Burbank.
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> Will there be any fisting involved?
If you see a homeless guy on the grounds of the Capitol fisting himself under a tree, odds are it is Buzz Burbank.
Re: Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
Posted by:
Fist 2009
()
Date: July 15, 2009 02:49PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> 496 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Will there be any fisting involved?
>
> If so, bring a towel, because I hear that fisting
> can be "messy."
This is a PETA event, so all the fisting will be done on vegetarians. Not nearly as messy as fisting someone with a low-fiber diet. (Less time spent cleaning under your fingernails.)
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> 496 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Will there be any fisting involved?
>
> If so, bring a towel, because I hear that fisting
> can be "messy."
This is a PETA event, so all the fisting will be done on vegetarians. Not nearly as messy as fisting someone with a low-fiber diet. (Less time spent cleaning under your fingernails.)
Re: Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
Posted by:
496
()
Date: July 15, 2009 03:50PM
If it is strictly vegetarian I suspect there will be zuchinni's in play.
Re: Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
Posted by:
wuht
()
Date: July 15, 2009 04:24PM
FUNdamental Wrote:
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> The title had "Almost naked Playmate" and "Free
> Food" in it, and it gets fewer than 80 hits. It
> it had "hooka Bar" or "alto plaza" in it it would
> have hits into the thousands. I don't get you
> guys, sometimes.
well we also see who wrote it to so most know the thread wont pay off or be worth anythin
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> The title had "Almost naked Playmate" and "Free
> Food" in it, and it gets fewer than 80 hits. It
> it had "hooka Bar" or "alto plaza" in it it would
> have hits into the thousands. I don't get you
> guys, sometimes.
well we also see who wrote it to so most know the thread wont pay off or be worth anythin
Re: Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: July 15, 2009 04:29PM
I could really go for a big bowl of swiss chard right about now...
Re: Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
Posted by:
No One (not even the rain)
()
Date: July 15, 2009 05:31PM
I see relish, mustard, ketchup and two hot babes wearing lettuce. Sounds Like a fun Wednesday night.
Re: Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
Posted by:
FUNdamental
()
Date: July 16, 2009 09:50AM
you missed this
Re: Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: July 16, 2009 11:36AM
I think it's pretty funny how the ad is a commercial for Applebee's "REAL SLIDERS".
FUNdamental Wrote:
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> you missed this
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Re: Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: July 16, 2009 11:48AM
Those girls are actually kind of hot, even with their stupid lettuce outfits. The problem is they would get offended if I asked to eat their beavers.
Re: Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: July 16, 2009 12:10PM
With PETA girls, you have to ask to eat their eggplant...
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Those girls are actually kind of hot, even with
> their stupid lettuce outfits. The problem is they
> would get offended if I asked to eat their
> beavers.
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Those girls are actually kind of hot, even with
> their stupid lettuce outfits. The problem is they
> would get offended if I asked to eat their
> beavers.
Re: Almost Naked Playmate hands out Free Food today!
Posted by:
Gravis
()
Date: July 17, 2009 12:30PM
bunch or idiots.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
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"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
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