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Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
Your Name
()
Date: July 14, 2009 11:55AM
So Obama's prized teleprompter broke on him.
He was speechless........
He was speechless........
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: July 14, 2009 11:59AM
Your Name Wrote:
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> So Obama's prized teleprompter broke on him.
>
> He was speechless........
Actually, he continued just fine. As opposed to Bush who couldn't deliver a speech if it were TelePromptered, scripted, memorized or delivered to him through his Karl Rove earpiece.
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> So Obama's prized teleprompter broke on him.
>
> He was speechless........
Actually, he continued just fine. As opposed to Bush who couldn't deliver a speech if it were TelePromptered, scripted, memorized or delivered to him through his Karl Rove earpiece.
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
Hmmmmmm
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Date: July 14, 2009 12:03PM
You both are retarded.
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
TheMeeper
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Date: July 14, 2009 12:03PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > > Bush who couldn't deliver a speech
It's pretty funny how Bush used teleprompters and still managed to sound like a dumbass.
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> > > Bush who couldn't deliver a speech
It's pretty funny how Bush used teleprompters and still managed to sound like a dumbass.
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
Your Name
()
Date: July 14, 2009 12:03PM
Fun with TOTUS
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Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
oink oink
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Date: July 14, 2009 12:04PM
TheMeeper Wrote:
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> > > > Bush who couldn't deliver a speech
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> It's pretty funny how Bush used teleprompters and
> still managed to sound like a dumbass.
Yeah it was pretty funny LOL
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> It's pretty funny how Bush used teleprompters and
> still managed to sound like a dumbass.
Yeah it was pretty funny LOL
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
Totus
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Date: July 14, 2009 12:05PM
Team play...
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Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
RIP Totus
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Date: July 14, 2009 12:09PM
RIP.....
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Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
Uh Machine
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Date: July 14, 2009 01:06PM
TheMeeper Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > > > Bush who couldn't deliver a speech
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>
> It's pretty funny how Bush used teleprompters and
> still managed to sound like a dumbass.
Are you, uh, saying, uh, that the, uh, current, uh President, uh, doesn't, uh, sound, uh, like uh, uh, dumbass?
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > > > Bush who couldn't deliver a speech
>
>
> It's pretty funny how Bush used teleprompters and
> still managed to sound like a dumbass.
Are you, uh, saying, uh, that the, uh, current, uh President, uh, doesn't, uh, sound, uh, like uh, uh, dumbass?
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: July 14, 2009 01:27PM
Uh Machine Wrote:
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> TheMeeper Wrote:
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> > WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > > > > Bush who couldn't deliver a speech
> >
> >
> > It's pretty funny how Bush used teleprompters
> and
> > still managed to sound like a dumbass.
>
>
> Are you, uh, saying, uh, that the, uh, current, uh
> President, uh, doesn't, uh, sound, uh, like uh,
> uh, dumbass?
What I'm trying to say, see, is that you can't believe what they say on the Internets, see, because OBGYNs can't practice their love with women and seldom is the question asked, "Is our children learning?"
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> TheMeeper Wrote:
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> > WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > > > Bush who couldn't deliver a speech
> >
> >
> > It's pretty funny how Bush used teleprompters
> and
> > still managed to sound like a dumbass.
>
>
> Are you, uh, saying, uh, that the, uh, current, uh
> President, uh, doesn't, uh, sound, uh, like uh,
> uh, dumbass?
What I'm trying to say, see, is that you can't believe what they say on the Internets, see, because OBGYNs can't practice their love with women and seldom is the question asked, "Is our children learning?"
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
Waffler
()
Date: July 14, 2009 01:41PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> What I'm trying to say, see, is that you can't
> believe what they say on the Internets, see,
> because OBGYNs can't practice their love with
> women and seldom is the question asked, "Is our
> children learning?"
Got ya. For a second it sunded like you were speaking Austrian. But, we are clear that Israel is a strong friend of Israel's, right? When Obama was in one of the lower 55 states on Memorial Day when our nation honored its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and he saw many of them in the audience. But, on the upside I am looking forward to my Obama care. I can't wait to get a breathalyzer for my ashma.
Now, just let me eat my fucking waffle!
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> What I'm trying to say, see, is that you can't
> believe what they say on the Internets, see,
> because OBGYNs can't practice their love with
> women and seldom is the question asked, "Is our
> children learning?"
Got ya. For a second it sunded like you were speaking Austrian. But, we are clear that Israel is a strong friend of Israel's, right? When Obama was in one of the lower 55 states on Memorial Day when our nation honored its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and he saw many of them in the audience. But, on the upside I am looking forward to my Obama care. I can't wait to get a breathalyzer for my ashma.
Now, just let me eat my fucking waffle!
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: July 14, 2009 01:50PM
Waffler Wrote:
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> Now, just let me eat my fucking waffle!
Be sure to wave at Stevie Wonder if you see him.
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>
> Now, just let me eat my fucking waffle!
Be sure to wave at Stevie Wonder if you see him.
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
Stevie Wonder
()
Date: July 14, 2009 01:51PM
And I will wave back if I see him.
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
Gravis
()
Date: July 14, 2009 01:53PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Your Name Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> > So Obama's prized teleprompter broke on him.
> > He was speechless........
>
> Actually, he continued just fine. As opposed to
> Bush who couldn't deliver a speech if it were
> TelePromptered, scripted, memorized or delivered
> to him through his Karl Rove earpiece.
you got it all wrong, as the picture indicates, there was a square object on his back but what you dont see is that it's not a communication device, it's part of him. you see, like several other politicians, bush is a robot. cheney was the original experiment, a reanimated corpse which besides muscle related issue (hence the face he makes) there were underlying homicidal tendencies. schwarzenegger was a prototype that cleared up all muscle issues but there were obvious language mastery problems and the superior strength led to career focus problems. bush was the first successful version but was derailed by the former version, cheney. the program then split, they wanted another shot at the reanimated corpse method so they mccain and the newest robot obama despite problems with getting stuck on particular words (change!) which has been augmented by use of telepromters. despite the claims of many al gore is not a robot but has been studied extensively for research purposes. as for sarah palin... well, she's just alaskan.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
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> Your Name Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> > So Obama's prized teleprompter broke on him.
> > He was speechless........
>
> Actually, he continued just fine. As opposed to
> Bush who couldn't deliver a speech if it were
> TelePromptered, scripted, memorized or delivered
> to him through his Karl Rove earpiece.
you got it all wrong, as the picture indicates, there was a square object on his back but what you dont see is that it's not a communication device, it's part of him. you see, like several other politicians, bush is a robot. cheney was the original experiment, a reanimated corpse which besides muscle related issue (hence the face he makes) there were underlying homicidal tendencies. schwarzenegger was a prototype that cleared up all muscle issues but there were obvious language mastery problems and the superior strength led to career focus problems. bush was the first successful version but was derailed by the former version, cheney. the program then split, they wanted another shot at the reanimated corpse method so they mccain and the newest robot obama despite problems with getting stuck on particular words (change!) which has been augmented by use of telepromters. despite the claims of many al gore is not a robot but has been studied extensively for research purposes. as for sarah palin... well, she's just alaskan.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
Robot Politicians
()
Date: July 14, 2009 01:58PM
Gravis Wrote:
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> despite the claims of many al gore
> is not a robot but has been studied extensively
> for research purposes. as for sarah palin...
> well, she's just alaskan.
Palin is a robot; she is a Cherry 2000...
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> despite the claims of many al gore
> is not a robot but has been studied extensively
> for research purposes. as for sarah palin...
> well, she's just alaskan.
Palin is a robot; she is a Cherry 2000...
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
Wahhhh
()
Date: July 14, 2009 01:59PM
Gravis Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> -----
> > Your Name Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > > So Obama's prized teleprompter broke on him.
> > > He was speechless........
> >
> > Actually, he continued just fine. As opposed to
> > Bush who couldn't deliver a speech if it were
> > TelePromptered, scripted, memorized or
> delivered
> > to him through his Karl Rove earpiece.
>
> you got it all wrong, as the picture indicates,
> there was a square object on his back but what you
> dont see is that it's not a communication device,
> it's part of him. you see, like several other
> politicians, bush is a robot. cheney was the
> original experiment, a reanimated corpse which
> besides muscle related issue (hence the face he
> makes) there were underlying homicidal tendencies.
> schwarzenegger was a prototype that cleared up all
> muscle issues but there were obvious language
> mastery problems and the superior strength led to
> career focus problems. bush was the first
> successful version but was derailed by the former
> version, cheney. the program then split, they
> wanted another shot at the reanimated corpse
> method so they mccain and the newest robot obama
> despite problems with getting stuck on particular
> words (change!) which has been augmented by use of
> telepromters. despite the claims of many al gore
> is not a robot but has been studied extensively
> for research purposes. as for sarah palin...
> well, she's just alaskan.
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > Your Name Wrote:
> >
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> > > So Obama's prized teleprompter broke on him.
> > > He was speechless........
> >
> > Actually, he continued just fine. As opposed to
> > Bush who couldn't deliver a speech if it were
> > TelePromptered, scripted, memorized or
> delivered
> > to him through his Karl Rove earpiece.
>
> you got it all wrong, as the picture indicates,
> there was a square object on his back but what you
> dont see is that it's not a communication device,
> it's part of him. you see, like several other
> politicians, bush is a robot. cheney was the
> original experiment, a reanimated corpse which
> besides muscle related issue (hence the face he
> makes) there were underlying homicidal tendencies.
> schwarzenegger was a prototype that cleared up all
> muscle issues but there were obvious language
> mastery problems and the superior strength led to
> career focus problems. bush was the first
> successful version but was derailed by the former
> version, cheney. the program then split, they
> wanted another shot at the reanimated corpse
> method so they mccain and the newest robot obama
> despite problems with getting stuck on particular
> words (change!) which has been augmented by use of
> telepromters. despite the claims of many al gore
> is not a robot but has been studied extensively
> for research purposes. as for sarah palin...
> well, she's just alaskan.
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Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
Obama's verbal hedges
()
Date: July 14, 2009 04:38PM
And you think Obama sounds so brilliant with his constant uhhs and ahhs and the forever present y'no (you know). It drives me crazy, much like a teen saying "like" like every two words. Like, y'no. uhh.
He can't speak a straight thought without his teleprompter.
He can't speak a straight thought without his teleprompter.
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
Boy Genius
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Date: July 14, 2009 04:43PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Waffler Wrote:
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> > Now, just let me eat my fucking waffle!
>
>
> Be sure to wave at Stevie Wonder if you see him.
too bad that story was proven false
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> Waffler Wrote:
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> > Now, just let me eat my fucking waffle!
>
>
> Be sure to wave at Stevie Wonder if you see him.
too bad that story was proven false
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
Hand-on-Your-Knee Republican
()
Date: July 14, 2009 06:14PM
And it's too bad you're a boy loving homo. There's nothing wrong with a man who thinks before he speaks. Bush couldn't even get the thinking part right, period. Fucking redneck.
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
Registered Voter
()
Date: July 14, 2009 06:24PM
Obviously you have some fascination with homosexuality. It's time to stop projecting your sexual preferences here and get on with your life as a troll. Go back under your rock/bridge - wherever it is you hide out when you aren't here making an ass of yourself and watch all those old movies you have been keeping for just these kind of occasions.
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
Registered Face Saver
()
Date: July 15, 2009 12:02PM
Great comeback, RV.
You're the coolest Republican I've ever seen. And that's only because you can spell.
You're the coolest Republican I've ever seen. And that's only because you can spell.
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
spoiler
()
Date: July 15, 2009 12:04PM
Registered Face Saver Wrote:
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> Great comeback, RV.
>
> You're the coolest Republican I've ever seen. And
> that's only because you can spell.
is your vacation that boring that you need to come on this forum? is your boyfriend out for a bit and you are bored? did you leave your meds back in VA?
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> Great comeback, RV.
>
> You're the coolest Republican I've ever seen. And
> that's only because you can spell.
is your vacation that boring that you need to come on this forum? is your boyfriend out for a bit and you are bored? did you leave your meds back in VA?
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
RegisTURD Voter
()
Date: July 15, 2009 12:13PM
Even weaker of a comeback. You guys should date. Seriously.
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
you lose
()
Date: July 15, 2009 12:16PM
RegisTURD Voter Wrote:
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> Even weaker of a comeback. You guys should date.
> Seriously.
don't they have a pharmacy where you are staying. can't your doc send in a new scrip?
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> Even weaker of a comeback. You guys should date.
> Seriously.
don't they have a pharmacy where you are staying. can't your doc send in a new scrip?
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
Arm Wrasslin' Adam
()
Date: July 15, 2009 12:19PM
staying? who said anything about a vacation? misidentification fail.
But seriously, you guys should cuddle up and talk politics over Glenn Beck.
But seriously, you guys should cuddle up and talk politics over Glenn Beck.
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
i already told you that you lost, loser
()
Date: July 15, 2009 12:25PM
Arm Wrasslin' Adam Wrote:
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> staying? who said anything about a vacation?
> misidentification fail.
>
> But seriously, you guys should cuddle up and talk
> politics over Glenn Beck.
why do you love Glen Beck? does your boyfriend know?
Ha Ha - YOU LOSE. You are the LOSER.
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> staying? who said anything about a vacation?
> misidentification fail.
>
> But seriously, you guys should cuddle up and talk
> politics over Glenn Beck.
why do you love Glen Beck? does your boyfriend know?
Ha Ha - YOU LOSE. You are the LOSER.
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
Murdock's Roopert
()
Date: July 15, 2009 12:29PM
What grade are you in? You write like a middle schooler.
I'm in college and have a girlfriend, so you lose Mr. fag patrol.
I'm in college and have a girlfriend, so you lose Mr. fag patrol.
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
You Lost, now give up
()
Date: July 15, 2009 12:31PM
Murdock's Roopert Wrote:
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> What grade are you in? You write like a middle
> schooler.
>
> I'm in college and have a girlfriend, so you lose
> Mr. fag patrol.
you have ghey on the mind. You lose (again). just cause your boyfriend dresses in drag does not make him your girlfriend.
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> What grade are you in? You write like a middle
> schooler.
>
> I'm in college and have a girlfriend, so you lose
> Mr. fag patrol.
you have ghey on the mind. You lose (again). just cause your boyfriend dresses in drag does not make him your girlfriend.
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
Borrrrrring
()
Date: July 15, 2009 12:37PM
I have gay on your mind? Does this mean you're gay too? Thanks for coming out.
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
keep trying
()
Date: July 15, 2009 12:38PM
Borrrrrring Wrote:
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> I have gay on your mind? Does this mean you're
> gay too? Thanks for coming out.
No, it doesn't. That is just you projecting again. So, in conclusion, you lose (yet again).
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> I have gay on your mind? Does this mean you're
> gay too? Thanks for coming out.
No, it doesn't. That is just you projecting again. So, in conclusion, you lose (yet again).
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
FIN.
()
Date: July 15, 2009 01:00PM
I dunno man. A defender of the right-wing does certify you as a class-A pederast or manlover these days.
That's the only thing you've won, so yes, ofcourse I lost.
That's the only thing you've won, so yes, ofcourse I lost.
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
last edit
()
Date: July 15, 2009 01:02PM
enjoy your date with Barney Fag. Has anyone ever told you you look like a loser?
PS - where did I defend the right wing? All I have done is blasted you.
PS - where did I defend the right wing? All I have done is blasted you.
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
Zaxxon
()
Date: July 15, 2009 02:11PM
In defense of the Registered Republican dude up there makes you a right-wing gaycrusader. You must be the Mephisto's and Inkahootz's troll. Who the heck is Barney? Was he the guy on Andy Griffith?
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
ITRADE
()
Date: July 15, 2009 02:21PM
last edit Wrote:
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> enjoy your date with Barney Fag. Has anyone ever
> told you you look like a loser?
>
> PS - where did I defend the right wing? All I
> have done is blasted you.
Barney Frank
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> enjoy your date with Barney Fag. Has anyone ever
> told you you look like a loser?
>
> PS - where did I defend the right wing? All I
> have done is blasted you.
Barney Frank
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
THE INTERNETS
()
Date: July 06, 2011 04:51PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Uh Machine Wrote:
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> > TheMeeper Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > > > Bush who couldn't deliver a speech
> > >
> > >
> > > It's pretty funny how Bush used teleprompters
> > and
> > > still managed to sound like a dumbass.
> >
> >
> > Are you, uh, saying, uh, that the, uh, current,
> uh
> > President, uh, doesn't, uh, sound, uh, like uh,
> > uh, dumbass?
>
>
> What I'm trying to say, see, is that you can't
> believe what they say on the Internets, see,
> because OBGYNs can't practice their love with
> women and seldom is the question asked, "Is our
> children learning?"
the word internets MUST be the proper term. Lord Obama used it just today:
"We do have to make sure that there are computers in a computer age inside classrooms and that they work and that there's INTERNETS that are actually -- there are Internet connections that actually function. And I think that those states that are going to do well and those countries that do well are the ones that are going to continue to be committed to making education a priority."
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> > TheMeeper Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> > >
> >
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>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > > > Bush who couldn't deliver a speech
> > >
> > >
> > > It's pretty funny how Bush used teleprompters
> > and
> > > still managed to sound like a dumbass.
> >
> >
> > Are you, uh, saying, uh, that the, uh, current,
> uh
> > President, uh, doesn't, uh, sound, uh, like uh,
> > uh, dumbass?
>
>
> What I'm trying to say, see, is that you can't
> believe what they say on the Internets, see,
> because OBGYNs can't practice their love with
> women and seldom is the question asked, "Is our
> children learning?"
the word internets MUST be the proper term. Lord Obama used it just today:
"We do have to make sure that there are computers in a computer age inside classrooms and that they work and that there's INTERNETS that are actually -- there are Internet connections that actually function. And I think that those states that are going to do well and those countries that do well are the ones that are going to continue to be committed to making education a priority."
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
ObamaBot
()
Date: July 06, 2011 06:34PM
WTL sucks on Obama's cock deep and sloppy
Re: Broken Teleprompter
Posted by:
trogdor!
()
Date: July 06, 2011 09:08PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Your Name Wrote:
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> > So Obama's prized teleprompter broke on him.
> >
> > He was speechless........
>
>
> Actually, he continued just fine. As opposed to
> Bush who couldn't deliver a speech if it were
> TelePromptered, scripted, memorized or delivered
> to him through his Karl Rove earpiece.
My first thought on this is that what is under his jacket is something he is asked/told to wear by the Secret Service. Perhaps it is an ear piece, but it's so the Secret Service can communicate with him during an emergency/assassination attempt. Denying the earpiece existence would also make perfect sense. The Secret Service isn't going to tell people what their contingency plans are or what equipment they use. I'm sure there were times when Bush wore a Kevlar vest too... but they wouldn't admit that either.
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> Your Name Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So Obama's prized teleprompter broke on him.
> >
> > He was speechless........
>
>
> Actually, he continued just fine. As opposed to
> Bush who couldn't deliver a speech if it were
> TelePromptered, scripted, memorized or delivered
> to him through his Karl Rove earpiece.
My first thought on this is that what is under his jacket is something he is asked/told to wear by the Secret Service. Perhaps it is an ear piece, but it's so the Secret Service can communicate with him during an emergency/assassination attempt. Denying the earpiece existence would also make perfect sense. The Secret Service isn't going to tell people what their contingency plans are or what equipment they use. I'm sure there were times when Bush wore a Kevlar vest too... but they wouldn't admit that either.