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Solitaire
Posted by: MrDoctor ()
Date: August 16, 2006 09:40PM

does anybody know of a solitaire like the one that comes with windows but it isnt quite solitaire, somthng with a twist thats addicting anda good way to spend the day at work

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Re: Solitaire
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: August 16, 2006 09:54PM

Mahjongg is the only way to waste time at work, and it is a form of solitaire...

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Re: Solitaire
Posted by: 345 ()
Date: August 17, 2006 09:11AM

yes, its called porn.

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Re: Solitaire
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: August 17, 2006 09:49AM

Buy a copy of Hoyle's "Card Games". I have the 2005 version and it has over 40 versions of Solitaire on it. I never played any of them but I'm sure there's gotta be something worthwhile on there. I think I got mine for like 20 bucks at Best Buy.

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Re: Solitaire
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: August 17, 2006 09:54AM

MrDoctor Wrote:
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> does anybody know of a solitaire like the one that
> comes with windows

Which one? Windows comes with three now. Online poker is another good workplace time killer I have seen.

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Re: Solitaire
Posted by: Cm ()
Date: August 17, 2006 04:31PM

pokerstars.net is a fun one, though I only play it at home...

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Re: Solitaire
Posted by: MrDoctor ()
Date: August 17, 2006 06:14PM

thanks every1
i dont really want to play on a website because i dont even search the web at work im too paranoid sombody is watching me. but i guess if that were true they would know im playing games?

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Re: Solitaire
Posted by: Nik ()
Date: August 19, 2006 05:46PM

Or you could get a Nintendo DS.

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WHERE'S THE BEEF

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Re: Solitaire
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: August 19, 2006 06:25PM

yes, because every boss loves to see employees openly gaming.

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Re: Solitaire
Posted by: Nik ()
Date: August 19, 2006 09:51PM

If the boss comes by, you just hide it. Once he leaves, you go straight back to playing Mario Kart. Problem solved.

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Re: Solitaire
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: August 19, 2006 10:15PM

If the boss comes by, you just hide it.

You'd be surprised at how stupid some folks are at just hiding it, I've caught plenty of people without even trying.

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Re: Solitaire
Posted by: burpgun ()
Date: August 19, 2006 11:14PM

I bet you're thinking of Arachnid. A variation of solitaire but the shit is like crack - been paid for many an hour playing that game...

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Re: Solitaire
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: August 20, 2006 12:06AM

My boss encourages me to play video games, masturbate, make prank phone calls, anything to stay awake while I stand gaurd over the data center at night...

Tonight's delight: the finest hookers SE DC offers.

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Re: Solitaire
Posted by: asdfjk;daj;ldfja;l ()
Date: August 28, 2006 01:03AM

Not my work I like Solitaire just for shits and giggles


"I hate Solitaire. Give me a DOS prompt, paper clip, rusty thumb tack, anything; hell, I'd even rather do WORK than play Solitaire. Why do people continue to play this game??? Seriously, it's just not fun. What's the point? Who cares how many cards you can make disappear? You have to drag and drop these dainty cards on top of each other.. who's the dipshit that thought up of this game? The next person that says they like Solitaire when I ask them what video games they like, is the person whose asshole I'm going to wear around my ankle after I put my foot up their ass. Solitaire is NOT a video game. It's shit.

At any given time, I can walk through my work place and catch at least one work-deprived idiot playing Solitaire. What is everyone's fascination with this game? Throw it away. It's bullshit. Want to make the cards disappear faster? Here's a hint: click on the 'x' in the corner, then format your hard drive. Asshole.

The only good thing about Solitaire is being able to ruin it with a hex editor so nobody else can play it. I usually go out of my way to get rid of Solitaire from computers I work on. The last office I worked in, I replaced the Solitaire executable with a program that generated a run-time error if anyone tried to run it. So any dipshits that wanted to play Solitaire were slammed with gibberish and error codes (so basically I made it like every other shitty unstable Windows application).

I can even remember the first day I ever saw Solitaire. It was in 8'th grade and my art teacher had just received her new grading computer. The TA in the class would always sit there with a smug grin on his face as he played Solitaire all day. Why don't you do some work asshole? Even then I hated the game. I hate the help screen, I hate the options, I hate the card graphics, I hate the default window size, everything. I HATE SOLITAIRE."

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Re: Solitaire
Posted by: Nik ()
Date: August 28, 2006 09:16AM

Actually, in all seriousness, one of the games I enjoy most to waste time is 5 Card Slingo.

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Re: Solitaire
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: August 28, 2006 11:04AM

tetris is a much better game :)


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Solitaire
Posted by: Bitch Homie Quan ()
Date: January 21, 2022 05:03PM

What's Gucci I'm tryna suck something tonight

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