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Driving and wanking warning pt 2
Posted by: Jackie mcswervancrash ()
Date: February 12, 2016 09:12AM

Last month I posted an article to ask you to buckle up while Masterbating. The driver was thrown from his car and died.

We now have a growing epidemic.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/distracted-driver-busted-642930

We need a national campaign for wack awareness.

Please pay attention while stroking, and remember to wear your seatbelt.

MAMWD

Moms against masturbating while driving.

This public service announcement brought to you by Allstate. "You're in good hands with Allstate"

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Re: Driving and wanking warning pt 2
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: February 12, 2016 10:13AM

Real friends dont let friends jerk and drive.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 02/12/2016 10:18AM by Gerrymanderer2.

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Re: Driving and wanking warning pt 2
Posted by: GeorgeTheLast ()
Date: February 12, 2016 08:05PM

I find that the seat belt greatly interferes with masturbatory mobility.

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Re: Driving and wanking warning pt 2
Posted by: monky spank ()
Date: February 12, 2016 08:18PM

may sound weird but if you decide to have a road wank it actually better to have a few drinks first to get over the initial nerves that can make it feel so awkward and unnatural to where your driving skills can be adversely affected. this is perhaps the once case where 3 or 4 stiff drinks make for safer driving conditions according to studies. and now I think I will go collect some more data, if you will excuse me.

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Re: Driving and wanking warning pt 2
Posted by: GeorgeTheLast ()
Date: February 12, 2016 08:41PM

That advice is apparently for n00bs and first-timers. I could rub one out in a church pew. Nerves are not my problem at all.

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Re: Driving and wanking warning pt 2
Posted by: 60 MPH Hummer ()
Date: February 12, 2016 11:19PM

Much better to let your lady take care of you while driving, so you got hands on wheels.

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Re: Driving and wanking warning pt 2
Posted by: U R A Blabbering idiot ()
Date: February 12, 2016 11:26PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Real friends dont let friends jerk and drive.

You had to edit that 2 times and it's still incomprehensible.

Fuck you're stupid.

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Re: Driving and wanking warning pt 2
Posted by: Its totally a thing ()
Date: February 13, 2016 03:51PM

I used to do that a lot in my late teens/early 20's when I was horny all the time. The hard part was cleaning up.

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Re: Driving and wanking warning pt 2
Posted by: Johnson's johnson ()
Date: February 13, 2016 05:07PM

When will people learn, Don't take it out of your pants and you can't be charged.
I've done it all over, driving, on a ski lift, in movies, etc. Just keep your johnson in your pants and change underwear later.

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Re: Driving and wanking warning pt 2
Posted by: zipped up ()
Date: February 13, 2016 07:04PM

Why do guys pull their dicks out in public for this? Peewee Herman made the same mistake. If he had just kept it in his pants he could have masturbated anywhere he wanted. The solution to messy underwear is just put a rubber on or wrap some paper towels around your dick first.

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Re: Driving and wanking warning pt 2
Posted by: Cheeble ()
Date: February 13, 2016 10:21PM

Don't get behind the wheel after the blue pill!

Keep your eyes on the road, not on your choad!

It's not the nerves that kill you, it's the swerves that do.

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