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Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: February 11, 2016 04:07PM

The TMOS thread seems unloadable. Anyone else experience this?

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Date: February 11, 2016 04:15PM

Yeah, something is wrong.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Date: February 11, 2016 04:17PM

How many times do I want Robbb to hang himself with a vintage mic cord you ask? "One time. One time. One time."

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Date: February 11, 2016 04:22PM

TMOS: a fun mashup of laziness, cut and paste Yahoo news stories and lack of creativity! Make sure you sign up for the Bonus Show. It's not any better but you'll think it is because you have to justify it to yourself that you paid for it.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: February 11, 2016 04:46PM

Well we can carry on here!
Robb is fatt!

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: February 11, 2016 05:27PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> The TMOS thread seems unloadable.

Ironic, since TMOS has two fat loads.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 11, 2016 05:47PM

1...Semper Fat
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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 11, 2016 06:03PM

Listening to Mike talk about "heroine" might just be more painful than listening to him pontificate about politics

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 11, 2016 06:05PM

opium is the base of most hospital painkillers Mike, not heroin... opium Mike

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: HYtFn ()
Date: February 11, 2016 06:52PM

well opium is made out of heroin, so...

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Robb's Asscrack Lint ()
Date: February 11, 2016 07:26PM

TMOS is truly unloadable. They can't unload their shitty products on any new suckers to save their lives.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: mr deez' ()
Date: February 11, 2016 08:17PM

We should move this thread off of "off topic" and back to the main section of this site.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Thump thump thump ()
Date: February 11, 2016 09:48PM

Daughter-wife

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 11, 2016 09:58PM

HYtFn Wrote:
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> well opium is made out of heroin, so...


No Mr Helper, heroin is made from opium, just like morphine, demerol and dilaudid...all Opiates, clearly not "heroine"

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: drug adict^^^^^^^ ()
Date: February 11, 2016 10:01PM

drug adict^^^^^^^

caution

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: February 11, 2016 10:17PM

Hi Mike! If one thread falters, we just start another!

We try harder so you don't have to!

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Date: February 11, 2016 10:46PM

A new thread? HOW MUCH FUN IS THIS???? :D

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Skene ()
Date: February 11, 2016 10:46PM

Looks like you losers will have to find another forum.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: fuck what? ()
Date: February 11, 2016 10:51PM

WTF is this about?
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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: ummm' ()
Date: February 11, 2016 11:27PM

Skene Wrote:
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> Looks like you losers will have to find another
> forum.

Hey dipshit, try harder looks like this one is working you window licker.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Fuck the Morenos ()
Date: February 12, 2016 12:07AM

The evil deeds of these idiots have been exposed and now they need to be brought to justice. The whole fat family can rot in jail.
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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 12, 2016 12:21AM

drug adict^^^^^^^ Wrote:
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> drug adict^^^^^^^
>
> caution


you're either a genius or an idiot

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 12, 2016 12:22AM

fuck what? Wrote:
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> WTF is this about?


Sweet Melinda...we're officially here now

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: buh bye Moronos ()
Date: February 12, 2016 12:29AM

Sharon and Richard are more to blame at this point than even their pedophile son. The parents are the ones enabling him and footing the lawsuit. They are going to run out of money eventually, especially when their own legal bills start to mount from criminal and civil cases. Monique can sue them and the Leiser firm for attempted fraud.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Sharon and Richard are guilty ()
Date: February 12, 2016 12:31AM

.
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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: B'rilliant ()
Date: February 12, 2016 12:42AM

HYtFn Wrote:
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> well opium is made out of heroin, so...


No, it's actually not,genius. So...

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: February 12, 2016 12:45AM

Welp, I have a feeling this Moreno business is not only causing the difficulties with the site, but will eventually bring FFXU to an end if not handled.

I don't know all the deets, but a Google search helped me somewhat.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: William Moreno destroyed his fam ()
Date: February 12, 2016 12:49AM

Re: This just in: The Morenos will never recieve any money from eesh
Posted by: WashPost ()
Date: January 25, 2016 02:13PM

The laptop was the downfall of the Morenos. After that, it shed light on how the Morenos were fabricating their story and lawsuit and making false claims against eesh like they did with Lizzie. Then she posted the pictures of them sitting outside her house, posted Moreno's embarrassing voicemails, texts, emails, private messages, pictures, and a bunch of other stuff that made them lose credibility and any sympathy that they may have had. Add the fact that Moreno himself was later arrested just showed the entire family's true colors.

William Moreno is the online troll he destroyed his family's life offline.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: The Way Oscar Says P!zza ()
Date: February 12, 2016 12:49AM

My finger smells like funny Wrote:
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> Yeah, something is wrong.


Couldn't get in for the past two days. Who the hell are the Morenos?

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Robert Palmer ()
Date: February 12, 2016 12:55AM

peekza Wrote:
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> drug adict^^^^^^^ Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > drug adict^^^^^^^
> >
> > caution
>
>
> you're either a genius or an idiot


Might as well face it, you're adicted to love!

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: The Way Oscar Says P!zza ()
Date: February 12, 2016 12:59AM

The Way Oscar Says P!zza Wrote:
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> My finger smells like funny Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yeah, something is wrong.
>
>
> Couldn't get in for the past two days. Who the
> hell are the Morenos?


Never mind, just Googled it and saw the article on WaPo.com.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: d6nbh ()
Date: February 12, 2016 01:08AM

The Way Oscar Says P!zza Wrote:
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> My finger smells like funny Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yeah, something is wrong.
>
>
> Couldn't get in for the past two days. Who the
> hell are the Morenos?

http://wtvr.com/2015/07/25/richmond-man-at-the-center-of-a-reign-of-terror-cyber-bulling-lawsuit/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/reign-of-terror-online-trolls-destroy-a-virginia-familys-offline-life/2015/07/20/a467f9bc-19ba-11e5-93b7-5eddc056ad8a_story.html

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Moron Moreno Madness ()
Date: February 12, 2016 01:17AM

There was a Washington Post article last summer that while not totally sympathetic to the Morenos was far from impartial. It included several statements and allegations that were later proved untrue as well as outright lies.

One of the most damning pieces of evidence was an email from William Moreno admitting to his lawyer that he swatted himself, which correlated to his admission that he knew most of the allegations he had sworn to in his lawsuit were in fact untrue. The security camera footage that caught the Morenos red-handed stalking the home of their former witness was truly a golden moment. This winter found Sharon Moreno giving a statement to police that she could identify the voice of a prank caller, then reversing herself to claim it was someone else entirely.

Lots of interesting side bits including the the Morenos' married attorney being outed for belonging to Ashley Madison, and his wife and partner in the firm was caught placing ads for casual sex on Craigslist.

One of the weirdest and most awkward points in judicial history was the 100+ mile road trip of the entire Moreno clan, Monique, and a Washington Post reporter (so much for impartial press) to Richmond in order to harass and intimidate their adversary in a criminal case brought by Megan "Hambeast" Toohey who had been recruited and cajoled by William Moreno into filing charges for posting nude photos that she herself had posted previously.

Another interesting chapter was the Moreno attorneys conspiring with Sharon Moreno to illegally bill Monique for legal services she had never asked for nor agreed to pay for. That could have blown up much bigger if she had taken any action.

Now that the Washington Post article has been completely discredited and debunked, its time for a someone to write a good summary of the affair. The online troll who destroyed a family turned out to be the son, William Moreno himself.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 12, 2016 01:37AM

yeah yeah, it was all a tapestry of lies...but what the fuck does it have to do with the Mike O'Meara show?

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Moron Moreno Madness ()
Date: February 12, 2016 01:49AM

peekza Wrote:
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> yeah yeah, it was all a tapestry of lies...but
> what the fuck does it have to do with the Mike
> O'Meara show?


Or vice-versa for that matter? Who is Mike O'Mear and what is his show?
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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: William Moreno the Pedophile ()
Date: February 12, 2016 01:51AM

He sure does have a big fat head
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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: February 12, 2016 02:31AM

To bring y'all up to speed:

Mike O'Meara was a radio personality who did a stint on the Don and Mike Show for 25 years.
Robb Spewack was their intern who has managed to parlay that high profile experience into announcing high school football games and MC-ing middle school talent shows.
Oscar Santana is pursuing an MBA by mail order and manages to silo curated washed up DJ's and guardrail them into less than mediocre podcast productions.
Mike's wife Carla is a former stripper who thought she was marrying a famous DJ but made a terrible mistake, so she got knocked up and gave a 52 year old man a brand new baby boy.
Mike's mother in law, Linda is a smokin' hot Cougar.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: B'rilliant ()
Date: February 12, 2016 04:24AM

On BOAD tonight Oscar dropped "pain-point" in reference to the amount of pain. He's such a fucking dope. I guess he thinks he can say a word then say "point" and it'll make him sound smart.

It really heightened my frustration-point. It definitely lowered my tolerance-point. Then I realized my hunger-point was high so I ate some pulled pork until my full-point was high and my hunger-point was at a more tolerable level.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: February 12, 2016 05:52AM

Funny that Oscar hasn't noticed that TMOS has reached the "Sucks Shit-point".

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Rock Kickass ()
Date: February 12, 2016 06:21AM

what channel is it on?

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: TV Guide ()
Date: February 12, 2016 07:51AM

Your best bet is to contact your cable provider and ask them to start carrying The Regulars if they aren't already. Season 1 is the best.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: fishcunt ()
Date: February 12, 2016 08:05AM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> To bring y'all up to speed:
>
> Mike O'Meara was a radio personality who did a
> stint on the Don and Mike Show for 25 years.
> Robb Spewack was their intern who has managed to
> parlay that high profile experience into
> announcing high school football games and MC-ing
> middle school talent shows.
> Oscar Santana is pursuing an MBA by mail order and
> manages to silo curated washed up DJ's and
> guardrail them into less than mediocre podcast
> productions.
> Mike's wife Carla is a former stripper who thought
> she was marrying a famous DJ but made a terrible
> mistake, so she got knocked up and gave a 52 year
> old man a brand new baby boy.
> Mike's mother in law, Linda is a smokin' hot
> Cougar.

How boring.

I wanna hear more about this Moreno family.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: mr deez' ()
Date: February 12, 2016 08:22AM

fishcunt Wrote:
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> Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > To bring y'all up to speed:
> >
> > Mike O'Meara was a radio personality who did a
> > stint on the Don and Mike Show for 25 years.
> > Robb Spewack was their intern who has managed
> to
> > parlay that high profile experience into
> > announcing high school football games and
> MC-ing
> > middle school talent shows.
> > Oscar Santana is pursuing an MBA by mail order
> and
> > manages to silo curated washed up DJ's and
> > guardrail them into less than mediocre podcast
> > productions.
> > Mike's wife Carla is a former stripper who
> thought
> > she was marrying a famous DJ but made a
> terrible
> > mistake, so she got knocked up and gave a 52
> year
> > old man a brand new baby boy.
> > Mike's mother in law, Linda is a smokin' hot
> > Cougar.
>
> How boring.
>
> I wanna hear more about this Moreno family.


May I suggest trying every other thread on this whole site? Waddle doodle!

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Moreno Madness watchîng ()
Date: February 12, 2016 10:04AM

William Moreno is a self-professed pedophile who also has proclaimed his enjoyment of anal sex with his own mother, Sharon Moreno. The 60-something Sharon posed for photos in her underwear, which got posted here presumably by William.

William Moreno has also claimed he was molested by his grandfather, the recently deceased William H. McMillan, a WW2 veteran. Presumably for this reason, William Moreno hates anyone who has served in the military. He has made some highly offensive posts on that topic as well as about the 9-11 terrorist attacks.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Date: February 12, 2016 10:05AM

I like mentally ill, white trash, people trying to harass each other into committing suicide as much as the next guy but morbidly obese ex-DJs commiting slow-motion career suicide while eating themselves to death is really more my thing.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/12/2016 10:07AM by My finger smells like funny.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: MR COCK ()
Date: February 12, 2016 11:44AM

Look at this stunning White beauty babies.
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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 12, 2016 11:59AM

My finger smells like funny Wrote:
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> I like mentally ill, white trash, people trying to
> harass each other into committing suicide as much
> as the next guy but morbidly obese ex-DJs
> commiting slow-motion career suicide while eating
> themselves to death is really more my thing.


niiiiiiiice

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 12, 2016 12:00PM

MR COCK Wrote:
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> Look at this stunning White beauty babies.


oh great...look who found us...How is Maui?

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: A Postrophe Kid ()
Date: February 12, 2016 03:36PM

peekza Wrote:
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> MR COCK Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Look at this stunning White beauty babies.
>
>
> oh great...look who found us...How is Maui?

Sweet Jesus! I finally find you all here and Thickness is back from the dead?! And here first?

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: February 12, 2016 04:39PM

Week Ends Here Have A Can Of Beer (JA)


Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives You Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies




SLV

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 12, 2016 04:47PM

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> Week Ends Here Have A Can Of Beer (JA)
>
>
> Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives You
> Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious
> Sweet Babies
>
>
>
>
> SLV

liar

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 12, 2016 04:49PM

for those of you keeping score at home, Mike is "not a big farter", although there are at least two times that he related tales of sharting himself

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 12, 2016 04:56PM

and Robb complained about Jim Gaffigan not being funny and yet he has played several of Jim's standup clips during the opening sooooo, math check out

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: February 12, 2016 05:33PM

"America has accepted Jim Gaffigan as a comic" = "Some retard has accepted Fatt Rob Spewack as a talent show emcee." The difference being that Gaffigan can support his family and then some, because he doesn't suck at what he does for a living.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 12, 2016 05:37PM

Helen Wheels? Again?

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: February 12, 2016 07:44PM

Helen Wheels is my favorite Beatles song!

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: A Postrophe Kid ()
Date: February 12, 2016 08:57PM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> "America has accepted Jim Gaffigan as a comic" =
> "Some retard has accepted Fatt Rob Spewack as a
> talent show emcee." The difference being that
> Gaffigan can support his family and then some,
> because he doesn't suck at what he does for a
> living.


TMOS is so hip. Looking down on Gaffing was in about 5 years ago then completely eclipsed by being down on Dane Cook. Entitled Humps.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: February 12, 2016 09:17PM

Mike is about to get hearing aids. He recalled that he, Don and Buzz did a hearing test in the D&M days -- he was sure he'd do better since the other guys were older. Yeah, LFF, Don is a whopping 9 months older than you.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Mike's Stained Seat Cushion ()
Date: February 12, 2016 10:39PM

peekza Wrote:
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> for those of you keeping score at home, Mike is
> "not a big farter", although there are at least
> two times that he related tales of sharting
> himself


He's not so much a big farter as he is a small shitter.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: cuntfish ()
Date: February 12, 2016 10:51PM

Looks like you cuckolds will have to find a new forum.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: February 12, 2016 11:06PM

Moreno Madness watchîng Wrote:
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> William Moreno is a self-professed pedophile who
> also has proclaimed his enjoyment of anal sex with
> his own mother, Sharon Moreno. The 60-something
> Sharon posed for photos in her underwear, which
> got posted here presumably by William.
>
> William Moreno has also claimed he was molested by
> his grandfather, the recently deceased William H.
> McMillan, a WW2 veteran. Presumably for this
> reason, William Moreno hates anyone who has served
> in the military. He has made some highly
> offensive posts on that topic as well as about the
> 9-11 terrorist attacks.

Just so we're clear, everyone who's ever served in or thought about the military is an asshole and only Jewish government workers, volunteers, were killed on 9/11.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Fatty Shak ()
Date: February 12, 2016 11:11PM

That Robb. He's Heleeeen...Helen Wheels...

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: February 12, 2016 11:25PM

Am I the only one who fantasizes about licking Mike's sweaty, garlic-flavored ballsack?

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: February 12, 2016 11:27PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Am I the only one who fantasizes about licking
> Mike's sweaty, garlic-flavored ballsack?


No, you are not alone, my friend. I even fantasize about Robb too. I wish I had peekza's photo collection.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: February 12, 2016 11:37PM

Robb, where are your chinaman jokes now?

C'mon, give us a "the dragon's heart" sound next time Lu is there.

Didn't think so.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 12, 2016 11:45PM

cuntfish Wrote:
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> Looks like you cuckolds will have to find a new
> forum.


no dipshit, same old forum, new thread...try to keep up

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 12, 2016 11:47PM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Am I the only one who fantasizes about licking
> > Mike's sweaty, garlic-flavored ballsack?
>
>
> No, you are not alone, my friend. I even fantasize
> about Robb too. I wish I had peekza's photo
> collection.

it's called Facebook, they have already organized them by their names

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 12, 2016 11:48PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Robb, where are your chinaman jokes now?
>
> C'mon, give us a "the dragon's heart" sound next
> time Lu is there.
>
> Didn't think so.


I was impressed we didn't hear it at least once

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 12, 2016 11:49PM

Fatty Shak Wrote:
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> That Robb. He's Heleeeen...Helen Wheels...


as bad as it is, at least it's not Silly Love songs

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: The Way Oscar Says P!zza ()
Date: February 12, 2016 11:54PM

peekza Wrote:
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> and Robb complained about Jim Gaffigan not being
> funny and yet he has played several of Jim's
> standup clips during the opening sooooo, math
> check out


According celebritynetworth.com, Gaffigan is worth $6M. I seem to remember Mike saying his lifelong dream was to be in a real motion picture; per IMDB, Gaffigan has been in 42. He's also been in tons of television shows and currently stars in the eponymously titled "Jim Gaffigan Show"; not to mention being picked to play Colonel Sanders in KFC commercials. But you know, he's a crappy comedian and Mike is picking up dog crap and passing out drunk on benches, so I guess we know who the real talent is.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: February 13, 2016 12:11AM

Yeah, but I bet Gaffigan couldn't get a gig as an unpaid emcee at a middle school talent show. What a loser.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: The Way Robb's Mic Smells ()
Date: February 13, 2016 12:37AM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Yeah, but I bet Gaffigan couldn't beg his way into a gig as an
> unpaid emcee at a middle school talent show that his kids aren't even a part of. What a loser.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 13, 2016 01:14AM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Yeah, but I bet Gaffigan couldn't get a gig as an
> unpaid emcee at a middle school talent show. What
> a loser.


ahahahahahahahaha

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 13, 2016 01:14AM

The Way Robb's Mic Smells Wrote:
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> The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yeah, but I bet Gaffigan couldn't beg his way
> into a gig as an
> > unpaid emcee at a middle school talent show that
> his kids aren't even a part of. What a loser.


niiiiiiiiiiiice

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Sorry not sorry ()
Date: February 13, 2016 07:25AM

cuntfish Wrote:
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> Looks like you cuckolds will have to find a new
> forum.

Then again, no.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Chinaman ()
Date: February 13, 2016 08:07AM

peekza Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Robb, where are your chinaman jokes now?
> >
> > C'mon, give us a "the dragon's heart" sound
> next
> > time Lu is there.
> >
> > Didn't think so.
>
>
> I was impressed we didn't hear it at least once

Nor did we hear "Me love you long time!" Or "Any ting you wan!"

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: February 13, 2016 08:14AM

For the record, I didn't write the garlic balls.
however, let it be duly noted that I would bang Linda 6 ways to Sunday....

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Mr Clean ()
Date: February 13, 2016 08:26AM

Mike implored his unpaid labor to do a better job of keeping the TMOS studio clean, saying how much it bothered him that WJFK was so poorly maintained. I don't recall dogs routinely shitting on the WJFK carpets.

Oh, and I've decided not to vote for Ted Cruz. I couldn't stand to hear four years of Mike's lame impression of him. Lu could do a better job.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: TMOS Historian ()
Date: February 13, 2016 08:39AM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> For the record, I didn't write the garlic balls.
> however, let it be duly noted that I would bang
> Linda 6 ways to Sunday....


Remember the time Carla ate those hot peppers, then gave Mike that special favor?

Or the time Mike's anus smelled like tater tot casserole and Crown Royal?

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Honorable Interviewer ()
Date: February 13, 2016 08:57AM

Mike asked Lu to compare Mainland China to the US. But he adds that she need not offer any opinions that may get her in trouble. I guess Mike doesn't want TMOS starting WW III. Or maybe he's afraid all of his Chinese P1's will instigate a Chinese Spring and leave Mainland China in turmoil.

BTW, Mike likes to say Mainland China.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Lobb Fan ()
Date: February 13, 2016 09:05AM

Chinaman Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Robb, where are your chinaman jokes now?
> > >
> > > C'mon, give us a "the dragon's heart" sound
> > next
> > > time Lu is there.
> > >
> > > Didn't think so.
> >
> >
> > I was impressed we didn't hear it at least once
>
> Nor did we hear "Me love you long time!" Or "Any
> ting you wan!"

I was hoping Robb would call her Ru.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Good news ()
Date: February 13, 2016 09:13AM

All,

The old thread is back up and running.

Later, all you Moreno fucks!

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 13, 2016 09:33AM

Lobb Fan Wrote:
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> Chinaman Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Robb, where are your chinaman jokes now?
> > > >
> > > > C'mon, give us a "the dragon's heart" sound
> > > next
> > > > time Lu is there.
> > > >
> > > > Didn't think so.
> > >
> > >
> > > I was impressed we didn't hear it at least
> once
> >
> > Nor did we hear "Me love you long time!" Or
> "Any
> > ting you wan!"
>
> I was hoping Robb would call her Ru.


oh Hell yes

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: February 13, 2016 09:36AM

Good news Wrote:
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> All,
>
> The old thread is back up and running.
>
> Later, all you Moreno fucks!


thank God....no more Slumming

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: February 13, 2016 10:10AM

See you there!

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: February 13, 2016 01:46PM

Let's go back to old thread, people.

That post & view count to too great to abandon.

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Re: Fuck TMOS
Posted by: charley ()
Date: February 13, 2016 05:13PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Let's go back to old thread, people.
>
> That post & view count to too great to abandon.


Wow. Thats really something to be proud of. What an accomplishment.

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