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Stop with the torment of my brother
Posted by: G Haufe ()
Date: January 22, 2016 07:59AM

This Gretchen Haufe, the sister of Meade Skelton. Our family is getting tired of the non stop torment of my brother, Meade. We are a good Christian family and don't appreciate the slander and accusations brought on to us. My brother is mentally handicapped and uses his music as an outlet to express his inner beauty.

At one of the shows a group of audience members pelted Meade in the face with pebbles and shouted "Meade sucks." Another incident involved the tampering with Meade's musical instruments. Lastly members of the Meadow Street Band reported tampering with their vehicles and theft of valuables. Leave us alone!

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Re: Stop with the torment of my brother
Posted by: SmokeĀ  ()
Date: January 22, 2016 08:18AM

Call the cops. That's assault, criminal mischief and larceny (perhaps grand larceny if the valuables were worth more than $300).

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Re: Stop with the torment of my brother
Posted by: minority ()
Date: January 22, 2016 08:30AM

Gretchen, not everyone is mean to him. If you read every post carefully, some try to lift him up. Focus on the positive possibilities.

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Re: Stop with the torment of my brother
Posted by: Moron says what ()
Date: January 22, 2016 10:21AM

Gretchen, I can prevent this stuff from happening if you suck me off a few times......

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Re: Stop with the torment of my brother
Posted by: G Haufe ()
Date: January 22, 2016 12:54PM

Moron says what Wrote:
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> Gretchen, I can prevent this stuff from happening
> if you suck me off a few times......

Exactly how many times do you have in mind? Also, are you cut or uncut?

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Re: Stop with the torment of my brother
Posted by: C Novak ()
Date: January 22, 2016 03:54PM

I'm the guy who threw the pebbles at Meade. I gathered them during my backstage tour of Rebel Yell last month, they are precious. Sorry for trying to give Meade a few of my valuable possessions you ungrateful cunt

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Re: Stop with the torment of my brother
Posted by: TrannyLvr ()
Date: January 22, 2016 03:55PM

I love the Meadow Street Band!

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Re: Stop with the torment of my brother
Posted by: Meade is Great! ()
Date: January 22, 2016 04:28PM

its only a small but vocal minority who is not big Meade fans here. we have tried reasoning with the bad seeds and will keep doing. you have my word!

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Re: Stop with the torment of my brother
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: January 22, 2016 05:18PM

What is Meade doing to prepare for the storm??

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Re: Stop with the torment of my brother
Posted by: meade is a faggot ()
Date: January 22, 2016 05:20PM

If you don't want to get fucked, stay in your shit water part of the state that no one gives a fuck about. Stop using Fairfax Underground you redneck faggots, go circle jerk with your cowboy wanna be fucktard friends.

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Re: Stop with the torment of my brother
Posted by: Moob ()
Date: January 22, 2016 05:53PM

Throwing pebbles or otherwise disrupting a show is very bad. Had I been there I would not have allowed that to happen. Gretchen do you have any nude or semi-nude pics? How about a bathing suit shot? By the way, can you make your boobs pop out like your brother? A girl doing it would look even better.
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Re: Stop with the torment of my brother
Posted by: Moron says what ()
Date: January 22, 2016 05:54PM

G Haufe Wrote:
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> Moron says what Wrote:
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> > Gretchen, I can prevent this stuff from
> happening
> > if you suck me off a few times......
>
> Exactly how many times do you have in mind? Also,
> are you cut or uncut?


2 or 3 should do itas long as you swallow. I am avg 6" but I have the girth of a coke can.

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Re: Stop with the torment of my brother
Posted by: The man from Glad ()
Date: January 22, 2016 06:48PM

Moron says what Wrote:
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> G Haufe Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Moron says what Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Gretchen, I can prevent this stuff from
> > happening
> > > if you suck me off a few times......
> >
> > Exactly how many times do you have in mind?
> Also,
> > are you cut or uncut?
>
>
> 2 or 3 should do itas long as you swallow. I am
> avg 6" but I have the girth of a coke can.


If have any amount of girth whatsoever, keep your Johnson away from that Bitch's mouth. She treats every thick dick in her piehole as a teething ring...OUCH.

In fact,lanky dicked dudes know that the blowjob champion in that family is Meade himself.

Getting him to swallow is easy. Just say "I love you" when you come in his mouth.
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Re: Stop with the torment of my brother
Posted by: Free Publicity ()
Date: January 22, 2016 09:19PM

Meade should be thankful for this site. It provides him with lots of free publicity. This site has enriched him.

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Re: Stop with the torment of my brother
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: January 22, 2016 09:24PM

I did not realize what he does is considered music?
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Re: Stop with the torment of my brother
Posted by: GdsaaaAaaa ()
Date: January 22, 2016 10:13PM

I never knew he was actually "mentally handicapped". Good for you, Meade!!

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Re: Stop with the torment of my brother
Posted by: Meade will never perform in Ffx ()
Date: January 23, 2016 10:06PM

Keep your sweaty bald head ass in Short Pump.

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Re: Stop with the torment of my brother
Posted by: Slap my Ass and Call Me Nanci ()
Date: January 24, 2016 04:37PM

GdsaaaAaaa Wrote:
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> I never knew he was actually "mentally
> handicapped". Good for you, Meade!!

Actually, he was born with fetal alcohol syndrome.

Word is he was kicking so much from the very start of gestation.
Also fueling her drunkenness was going down to the truck stop and screwing every trucker in sight after pops Haufe dozed off early.

This is long before the game show "Wheel of Father'' hosted by Maury Povich so there was some shame in not knowing which of the two dozen or so truckers she slept with during the fertile days.

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Re: Stop with the torment of my brother
Posted by: it wasn't pebbles ()
Date: January 18, 2020 06:16PM

G Haufe Wrote:
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> This Gretchen Haufe, the sister of Meade Skelton.
> blah blah blah
>
> At one of the shows a group of audience members
> pelted Meade in the face with pebbles and shouted
> "Meade sucks."

And it wasn't a group of people. Hell, there AREN'T 'groups of people' watching meade. It was one person, well known on this site, who shall remain unnamed. He was throwing peanuts, and yellin gat meade to perform 'Pervert Marriage'.

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