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Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by:
High
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Date: June 29, 2009 03:38PM
:)
Re: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by:
Professor Pangloss
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Date: June 29, 2009 04:19PM
Yes, twice in the last month. He's a lousy dancer and his package keeps grinding into my hips.
Re: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by:
Bill
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Date: June 29, 2009 04:22PM
I once asked Secretary of State Clinton for a dance, but she turned me down for Janet Reno. That was probably the one opportunity I had to dance with the devil in the pale moon light.
Re: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by:
Radiophile
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Date: June 29, 2009 04:53PM
I knew a girl who offered her throat to the wolf with the red roses on a hot summer night. Sort of the same thing.
Re: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by:
Pr0fessor Pangloss
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Date: June 29, 2009 04:55PM
I just did some research and it seems that I fucked the devil while her husband watched
Re: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by:
Meade Richmond
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Date: June 29, 2009 05:00PM
Duuuuude we talk in circles is like the mother of all Jams man! its like nahahaha the tiny little band that lives in the universe in my fingernail on planet toe jam Jamming their little sincere hearts out and like getting groovy on like man teats and like mushroom like mushroom staking out Target like wait........what? Cough cough.
Re: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by:
Tim Leary
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Date: June 29, 2009 05:02PM
Meade Richmond Wrote:
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> Duuuuude we talk in circles is like the mother of
> all Jams man! its like nahahaha the tiny little
> band that lives in the universe in my fingernail
> on planet toe jam Jamming their little sincere
> hearts out and like getting groovy on like man
> teats and like mushroom like mushroom staking out
> Target like wait........what? Cough cough.
You need help.
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> Duuuuude we talk in circles is like the mother of
> all Jams man! its like nahahaha the tiny little
> band that lives in the universe in my fingernail
> on planet toe jam Jamming their little sincere
> hearts out and like getting groovy on like man
> teats and like mushroom like mushroom staking out
> Target like wait........what? Cough cough.
You need help.
Re: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by:
Jizzlobber
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Date: June 29, 2009 05:04PM
Radiophile Wrote:
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> I knew a girl who offered her throat to the wolf
> with the red roses on a hot summer night. Sort of
> the same thing.
Meat Loaf is the bomb.
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> I knew a girl who offered her throat to the wolf
> with the red roses on a hot summer night. Sort of
> the same thing.
Meat Loaf is the bomb.
Re: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by:
Professor Pangloss
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Date: June 29, 2009 05:31PM
Pr0fessor Pangloss Wrote:
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> I just did some research and it seems that I
> fucked the devil while her husband watched
The devil is a male, not a female. Remember, young fundies, the bible hates the wimmenz and would never give them positions of power.
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> I just did some research and it seems that I
> fucked the devil while her husband watched
The devil is a male, not a female. Remember, young fundies, the bible hates the wimmenz and would never give them positions of power.
Re: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: June 29, 2009 05:34PM
I always wondered why God would allow the devil to do all these dastardly deeds. Is he the lesser light to rule the night?
Re: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by:
Professor Pangloss
()
Date: June 29, 2009 05:46PM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I always wondered why God would allow the devil to
> do all these dastardly deeds. Is he the lesser
> light to rule the night?
The Devil is a combination of denizens (Lucifer, Beelzebub, etc)in the bible as a result of the Hellenization of Judaism (IMO). The new testament makes him the big bad, as a result of the influence of Zoroastrianism (mainly) several centuries before. Prior to that, Satan was "The Accuser", or basically the Angel that was responsible for testing God's subjects. He wasn't against God or 'Evil' per say. He was essentially a literary device meant to allow the authors of Job a way to explain the problem of evil. The trouble was that Job had multiple authors and ends in an incoherent mess that amounts to 'because god says so'.
Not terribly convincing, as you can imagine.
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> I always wondered why God would allow the devil to
> do all these dastardly deeds. Is he the lesser
> light to rule the night?
The Devil is a combination of denizens (Lucifer, Beelzebub, etc)in the bible as a result of the Hellenization of Judaism (IMO). The new testament makes him the big bad, as a result of the influence of Zoroastrianism (mainly) several centuries before. Prior to that, Satan was "The Accuser", or basically the Angel that was responsible for testing God's subjects. He wasn't against God or 'Evil' per say. He was essentially a literary device meant to allow the authors of Job a way to explain the problem of evil. The trouble was that Job had multiple authors and ends in an incoherent mess that amounts to 'because god says so'.
Not terribly convincing, as you can imagine.
Re: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: June 29, 2009 05:58PM
Interesting. How do fundamentalists explain the "devil" and the "power" he has? It seems like if there were no place for him, the omnipotent God would make him vanish... or not have created him at all.
Re: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by:
Bonfire
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Date: June 30, 2009 01:07PM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I always wondered why God would allow the devil to
> do all these dastardly deeds. Is he the lesser
> light to rule the night?
You can not know good or "the light" If you did not know evil or "that which is against the light.
Satan (hebrew) = "that which opposes or, in opposition to,
Lucifer the light bringer.
Hitler was evil but God loved his soul and wished not for him to perish. But, there is freewill
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> I always wondered why God would allow the devil to
> do all these dastardly deeds. Is he the lesser
> light to rule the night?
You can not know good or "the light" If you did not know evil or "that which is against the light.
Satan (hebrew) = "that which opposes or, in opposition to,
Lucifer the light bringer.
Hitler was evil but God loved his soul and wished not for him to perish. But, there is freewill
Re: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by:
Bonfire
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Date: June 30, 2009 01:08PM
Im sorry, I need to correct this sentence
"Satan (hebrew) = "that which opposes or, in opposition to."
Lucifer = the light bringer.
"Satan (hebrew) = "that which opposes or, in opposition to."
Lucifer = the light bringer.
Re: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by:
Jizzlobber
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Date: June 30, 2009 01:56PM
Wow, all this deep theological discussion from a thread based on a quote from Batman. Bravo. I bet they will recognize each of you at the next convention:
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Re: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by:
Professor Pangloss
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Date: June 30, 2009 04:54PM
Bonfire Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I always wondered why God would allow the devil
> to
> > do all these dastardly deeds. Is he the lesser
> > light to rule the night?
>
>
> You can not know good or "the light" If you did
> not know evil or "that which is against the
> light.
>
> Satan (hebrew) = "that which opposes or, in
> opposition to,
> Lucifer the light bringer.
> Hitler was evil but God loved his soul and wished
> not for him to perish. But, there is freewill
Didn't we do this already?
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I always wondered why God would allow the devil
> to
> > do all these dastardly deeds. Is he the lesser
> > light to rule the night?
>
>
> You can not know good or "the light" If you did
> not know evil or "that which is against the
> light.
>
> Satan (hebrew) = "that which opposes or, in
> opposition to,
> Lucifer the light bringer.
> Hitler was evil but God loved his soul and wished
> not for him to perish. But, there is freewill
Didn't we do this already?
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Posted by:
inkahootz
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Date: June 30, 2009 05:40PM
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Re: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by:
Kenny_Powers
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Date: July 01, 2009 12:02AM
Bill Wrote:
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> I once asked Secretary of State Clinton for a
> dance, but she turned me down for Janet Reno.
> That was probably the one opportunity I had to
> dance with the devil in the pale moon light.
you should know by now, only one of the clinton brothers dance.
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> I once asked Secretary of State Clinton for a
> dance, but she turned me down for Janet Reno.
> That was probably the one opportunity I had to
> dance with the devil in the pale moon light.
you should know by now, only one of the clinton brothers dance.
Re: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: July 01, 2009 06:33AM
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Re: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: July 01, 2009 03:20PM
Damnit! All of your Italy posts make me extremely jealous. Any pics of the Chapel, or is that frowned upon?
Alias Wrote:
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> Hey, I just sat for hours in the Sistine Chapel.
>
>
> I know nothing.
Alias Wrote:
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> Hey, I just sat for hours in the Sistine Chapel.
>
>
> I know nothing.
Re: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by:
Alias
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Date: July 02, 2009 12:10AM
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Re: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by:
oaktonmom
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Date: July 02, 2009 01:09AM
We missed you Alias (okay, maybe only I missed you). Did you have a great time? That picture is amazing even though I know the quality isn't that great. It must be something to see. I loved your Mephisto picture too ;) ... just can't escape him can you?
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Posted by:
inkahootz
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Date: July 02, 2009 03:34AM
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Re: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by:
ITRADE
()
Date: July 02, 2009 09:16AM
Thats what the catholic priest thought too.
Re: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by:
LOLcat
()
Date: July 02, 2009 11:00AM
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Re: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by:
Alias
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Date: July 03, 2009 05:49AM
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Re: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by:
PES
()
Date: July 22, 2009 02:42PM
the devil/Lucifer was an arch angel who loved G*d more than anything else...when God made man he instructed the angels to watch for and protect them. Lucifer wasn't buying he wanted to watch out for no one except for G*d. Hence his refusals and the war that followed. Of any creature thta ever existed Lucifer was and is G*d's number one fan.
As for the bible hating women alot of the original old testament is written so sexes are female or neutral, even when referring to G*d it was the translators who hated women not the original story tellers
As for the bible hating women alot of the original old testament is written so sexes are female or neutral, even when referring to G*d it was the translators who hated women not the original story tellers
Re: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: July 22, 2009 02:49PM
PES Wrote:
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> the devil/Lucifer was an arch angel who loved G*d
> more than anything else...when God made man he
> instructed the angels to watch for and protect
> them. Lucifer wasn't buying he wanted to watch
> out for no one except for G*d. Hence his refusals
> and the war that followed. Of any creature thta
> ever existed Lucifer was and is G*d's number one
> fan.
>
> As for the bible hating women alot of the
> original old testament is written so sexes are
> female or neutral, even when referring to G*d it
> was the translators who hated women not the
> original story tellers
Have you been getting your religious information from the movie "The Prophecy"?
Not that I blame you. I believe anything with Christopher Walken in it more readily than one of those TV ministers.
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> the devil/Lucifer was an arch angel who loved G*d
> more than anything else...when God made man he
> instructed the angels to watch for and protect
> them. Lucifer wasn't buying he wanted to watch
> out for no one except for G*d. Hence his refusals
> and the war that followed. Of any creature thta
> ever existed Lucifer was and is G*d's number one
> fan.
>
> As for the bible hating women alot of the
> original old testament is written so sexes are
> female or neutral, even when referring to G*d it
> was the translators who hated women not the
> original story tellers
Have you been getting your religious information from the movie "The Prophecy"?
Not that I blame you. I believe anything with Christopher Walken in it more readily than one of those TV ministers.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.