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Billy Mays Dies
Posted by: 124C41 ()
Date: June 28, 2009 12:56PM

RIP Billy Mays. I never could stand your infocommercials when the volume increased and you shouted your spiel.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529328,00.html

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Re: Billy Mays Dies
Posted by: Mickey Mantis ()
Date: June 28, 2009 12:59PM

Oh no! Not Willie Mays! He was such a great outfielder for the Giants back in the day. 660 home runs, lifetime batting average over .300! What a loss!

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Re: Billy Mays Dies
Posted by: wow ()
Date: June 28, 2009 01:02PM

Poster above me = retarded baseball nut ... that is not cool ^

Billy mayes was a very talented sales man and i think he did really well in life because of it.

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Re: Billy Mays Dies
Posted by: Mickey Mantis ()
Date: June 28, 2009 01:06PM

Talented? What was HIS lifetime batting average?

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Re: Billy Mays Dies
Posted by: Beisbol ()
Date: June 28, 2009 01:07PM

BILLY MAYS WAS A PITCHER OR PITCHMAN, NOT AN OUTFIELDER.

I HEARD HE DIED OF A HEROIN OVERDOSE IN MIDGETVILLE.

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Re: Billy Mays Dies
Posted by: woah ()
Date: June 28, 2009 01:09PM

This is a true example of retarded people in fairfax ^^^^

These people cannot show an ounce of respect to anybody!. A bunch of fucktards that are like wow lets see how i can piss somebody off today!

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Re: Billy Mays Dies
Posted by: Roberto Clemency ()
Date: June 28, 2009 01:10PM

The Willie Mays story, "A Giant Dies In Midgetville." So sad.

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Re: Billy Mays Dies
Posted by: boredom ()
Date: June 28, 2009 01:11PM

Forget Michael Jackson. I'm more stunned by Billy Mays dying than by MJ.

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Re: Billy Mays Dies
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: June 28, 2009 01:21PM

So, the Shamwow guy finally wins the war of the pitchmen.

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Re: Billy Mays Dies
Posted by: m4ilm4n ()
Date: June 28, 2009 02:02PM

The Post's article quotes Fox Tampa as saying he was on a USAir flight yesterday that had a rough landing in Tampa (blew both front tires) and the contents of the overheads hit him in the head....

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Re: Billy Mays Dies
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: June 28, 2009 02:53PM

I wonder if it could be a Natasha Richardson type injury.

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Re: Billy Mays Dies
Date: June 28, 2009 03:28PM

He was cleaning the bathroom with Oxy Clean and was overcome by the fumes.

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Re: Billy Mays Dies
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: June 28, 2009 08:33PM

Goddamn, that guy was a good salesman. I'd never buy any of that "as seen on TV" schwag he peddled, but he had a great presentation and always sounded earnest.

America should be mourning him and Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon. Instead we're having these weepy tributes to a tot tapping moe.

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Re: Billy Mays Dies
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: June 28, 2009 08:35PM

So where in Fairfax did this happen? Fuckhead.

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Border Security is CHEAPER Than Wars
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: June 28, 2009 08:40PM

496 Wrote:
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> So where in Fairfax did this happen? Fuckhead.

Well, he was on Cox Cable. Doesn't that count??



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Re: Billy Mays Dies
Posted by: ffxstoner ()
Date: June 28, 2009 09:28PM

R.I.P Billy. Pitchmen was a good show. Whats with all the famous white people dieing?

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Re: Billy Mays Dies
Posted by: damn ()
Date: June 28, 2009 09:49PM

This is shocking. I'd really like to know what the cause of his death was. Maybe a Natasha Richardson type thing like someone else mentioned in this thread. You will be missed, Billy.

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Re: Billy Mays Dies
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: June 28, 2009 10:00PM

ffxstoner Wrote:
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> R.I.P Billy. Pitchmen was a good show. Whats with
> all the famous white people dieing?

Yup, McMahon,Fawcett,Mays,Jackson, technically all pretty white! lol

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: June 28, 2009 10:37PM

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Re: Billy Mays Dies
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: June 28, 2009 11:01PM

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Re: Billy Mays Dies
Posted by: m4ilm4n ()
Date: June 29, 2009 06:03PM

Looks like it was heart disease. Bummer.... dude was younger than me.

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Re: Billy Mays Dies
Posted by: Rama19 ()
Date: June 30, 2009 10:32AM

That is too bad. I hope they pay a fitting tribute to him at his funeral. Perhaps they can dig his grave with the Awesome Auger.

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Re: Billy Mays Dies
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: June 30, 2009 10:42AM

Did they use a shamwow to clean the "fluids" that likely leaked out of him after he passed? Oxyclean would have been needed on the bedsheets.

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Re: Billy Mays Dies
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: June 30, 2009 10:48AM

Rama19 Wrote:
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> That is too bad. I hope they pay a fitting tribute
> to him at his funeral. Perhaps they can dig his
> grave with the Awesome Auger.


Maybe they stitched him up after the autopsy using Mighty Mendit - because it bonds any types of materials together.

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Re: Billy Mays Dies
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: July 01, 2009 12:04AM

i guess god needed a pitchman....

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Obama's Approval Rating with Military? 15%
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: May 15, 2014 10:18AM

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You guys who are bumping ancient threads are DOUCHES.....


I am quitting for the day.


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Re: Billy Mays Dies
Posted by: eP4uV ()
Date: May 15, 2014 10:22AM

ffxu is troll central at its worst

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