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So I was just in Starbucks....
Posted by: TDWWc ()
Date: December 15, 2015 08:20AM

...and the cashiers were promoting a $5 discount on the Christmas blend coffee bags. The customer infront of me said to the cashier: "You really should be calling the 'Holiday Blend.'"

Cashier apologized, and when I got to the counter she offered me a $5 discount on the "Holiday blend."

...and yes, the previous customer was watching to hear what she said....

Grinch

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Re: So I was just in Starbucks....
Posted by: SADIST ()
Date: December 15, 2015 08:25AM

That's.......sad.

~hakuna matata bitches~

#eeshdidntdoit
#neitherdidtj

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Re: So I was just in Starbucks....
Posted by: WAR ON CHRISTMAS! ()
Date: December 15, 2015 08:26AM

^^^^^
OMG! Starbucks has declared WAR ON CHRISTMAS!

Which Starbucks (so I can boycott the location)?

Why did Jerry Fawell have to up and die, in our time of most dire need for spiritual leadership?!?!

When do the protests begin?

Call in the Westboro Baptist Church crazies!

THIS MUST NOT STAND!

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Re: So I was just in Starbucks....
Posted by: justa fax ()
Date: December 15, 2015 08:36AM

How bout just boycott them for having shitty and terribly overpriced coffee every day of the year anyway? No need to involve the religious fantastics @ Christmastime..
The principle for boycotting starbux, to me, has nothing to do with any war on Christmas, or some overzealous church..jussayin.
Seriously, people, Jerry Falwell and the Westboro crazies, don't speak for Jesus. I'm pretty sure that He has nothing to do with their insanity.

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Re: So I was just in Starbucks....
Posted by: P6JGn ()
Date: December 15, 2015 08:42AM

This isn't a commentary on Starbucks - they have Christmas blend coffee. It's about the douschebag customer telling the cashier she shouldn't use the world Christmas.

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Re: So I was just in Starbucks....
Posted by: yummyboobies ()
Date: December 15, 2015 08:52AM

The old hag should just curl up in the fetal position in her "safe place". That mean lady said a world she is uncomfortable with, waaaahhhhhhhhhh..

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Re: So I was just in Starbucks....
Posted by: Christmas smilies to all yall ()
Date: December 15, 2015 09:04AM

Christmas Christmas Christmas
Christmas carols Christmas cards Christmas coffee and cookies and Christmas cake and Christmas roast goose too.
I wish YOU a merry Christmas.

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Re: So I was just in Starbucks....
Posted by: ejkxfxejmk ()
Date: December 15, 2015 09:08AM

Merry Christmas. And to the Libtardz, Merry Go Fuck Yourselves.

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Re: So I was just in Starbucks....
Posted by: WAR ON CHRISTMAS! ()
Date: December 15, 2015 09:23AM

justa fax Wrote:
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> How bout just boycott them for having shitty and
> terribly overpriced coffee every day of the year
> anyway? No need to involve the religious
> fantastics @ Christmastime..
> The principle for boycotting starbux, to me, has
> nothing to do with any war on Christmas, or some
> overzealous church..jussayin.
> Seriously, people, Jerry Falwell and the Westboro
> crazies, don't speak for Jesus. I'm pretty sure
> that He has nothing to do with their insanity.

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Re: So I was just in Starbucks....
Posted by: Rockstar ()
Date: December 15, 2015 09:31AM

It's a shame the cashier would probably be fired if she responded to the first customer with "You're what's wrong with everything. Go fuck yourself." Because really, that thing, and it happens here a lot, with everyone feeling an obligation to correct everyone else on shit that doesn't really matter, THAT is what's wrong.

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Re: So I was just in Starbucks....
Posted by: Cereal Realist ()
Date: December 15, 2015 10:54AM

The expression "Happy Holidays!" is widely used as a salutation simply because it is far easier than saying, "Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!" 700 times a day.

Its use has nothing to do with Political Correctness or any such nonsense.

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Re: So I was just in Starbucks....
Posted by: wLTvV ()
Date: December 15, 2015 12:25PM

TDWWc Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> ...and the cashiers were promoting a $5 discount
> on the Christmas blend coffee bags. The customer
> infront of me said to the cashier: "You really
> should be calling the 'Holiday Blend.'"
>
> Cashier apologized, and when I got to the counter
> she offered me a $5 discount on the "Holiday
> blend."
>
> ...and yes, the previous customer was watching to
> hear what she said....
>
> Grinch


Liar. Didn't happen.

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Re: So I was just in Starbucks....
Posted by: Bud_Hoal ()
Date: December 15, 2015 06:44PM

Starbucks, where people wait in line for shitty coffee...and apparently to be offended by meaningless claptrap that causes no tangible injury. Fuck both sides of the issue.

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Re: So I was just in Starbucks....
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: December 15, 2015 07:38PM

Fröhliche Weihnachten

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Re: So I was just in Starbucks....
Posted by: The Criticizer ()
Date: December 15, 2015 08:54PM

Yet you, as the customer who cannot be fired, chose not to turn to the customer ahead of you and say 'CHRISTMAS, BITCH!"

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Re: So I was just in Starbucks....
Posted by: OP69 ()
Date: December 15, 2015 11:27PM

wLTvV Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> TDWWc Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ...and the cashiers were promoting a $5
> discount
> > on the Christmas blend coffee bags. The
> customer
> > infront of me said to the cashier: "You really
> > should be calling the 'Holiday Blend.'"
> >
> > Cashier apologized, and when I got to the
> counter
> > she offered me a $5 discount on the "Holiday
> > blend."
> >
> > ...and yes, the previous customer was watching
> to
> > hear what she said....
> >
> > Grinch
>
>
> Liar. Didn't happen.

yeah i just made it up....got me...

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Re: So I was just in Starbucks....
Posted by: OP69 ()
Date: December 15, 2015 11:29PM

Cereal Realist Wrote:
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> The expression "Happy Holidays!" is widely used as
> a salutation simply because it is far easier than
> saying, "Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New
> Year!" 700 times a day.
>
> Its use has nothing to do with Political
> Correctness or any such nonsense.


yeah the customer was concerned that the cashier was working too hard when saying: "Christmas"

...even though Happy Holidays has more syllables than Merry Christmas

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Re: So I was just in Starbucks....
Posted by: fight back for gawd sake ()
Date: December 15, 2015 11:32PM

TDWWc Wrote:
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> ...and the cashiers were promoting a $5 discount
> on the Christmas blend coffee bags. The customer
> infront of me said to the cashier: "You really
> should be calling it the 'Holiday Blend.'"
>


You should've shouted "You REALLY should be calling it the kill a muslim or jew or atheist for Jesus' birthday blend!" I bet the customer in front of you would've shit his/her pants!

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Re: So I was just in Starbucks....
Posted by: OP69 ()
Date: December 15, 2015 11:32PM

The Criticizer Wrote:
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> Yet you, as the customer who cannot be fired,
> chose not to turn to the customer ahead of you and
> say 'CHRISTMAS, BITCH!"


Did I criticize the cashier? I said douschebag customer, asshole

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Re: So I was just in Starbucks....
Posted by: The barrista should've said ()
Date: December 15, 2015 11:37PM

no, this is quite specifically our Christmas blend.
The Ramadan blend is flavored with camel shit.

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Re: So I was just in Starbucks....
Posted by: ChuckNorris ()
Date: December 16, 2015 12:04AM

The barrista should've said Wrote:
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> no, this is quite specifically our Christmas
> blend.
> The Ramadan blend is flavored with camel shit.



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Re: So I was just in Starbucks....
Posted by: Let's go to Mecca ()
Date: December 16, 2015 12:09AM

The barrista should've said Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------

> The Ramadan blend is flavored with camel shit.


The Ramadan Blend is the Mecca pilgrim's first choice when it comes to supplementing the energy required to beat the crowd to the middle to cast stones at the devil:


(ps is that Satan's horns bottom center?)


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Re: So I was just in Starbucks....
Posted by: The Criticizer ()
Date: December 16, 2015 01:15AM

OP69 Wrote:
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> The Criticizer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yet you, as the customer who cannot be fired,
> > chose not to turn to the customer ahead of you
> and
> > say 'CHRISTMAS, BITCH!"
>
>
> Did I criticize the cashier? I said douschebag
> customer, asshole

WHICH IS WHY I SAID YOU "CHOSE NOT TO TURN TO THE CUSTOMER AHEAD OF YOU, YOU IGNORANT COCKSUCKER.

You see, you would turn because they're no longer ahead of you, YOU IGNORANT COCKSUCKER.

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Re: So I was just in Starbucks....
Posted by: Don't Criticize ()
Date: December 16, 2015 02:53AM

She just doing her job, Jack.

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Re: So I was just in Starbucks....
Posted by: spooky kid ()
Date: December 16, 2015 08:23AM

Let's go to Mecca with bacon wrapped porkchops and bottles of bourbon Wrote:
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> The barrista should've said Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > The Ramadan blend is flavored with camel shit.
>
>
> The Ramadan Blend is the Mecca pilgrim's first
> choice when it comes to supplementing the energy
> required to beat the crowd to the middle to cast
> stones at the devil:
>
>
> (ps is that Satan's horns bottom center?)
>
>


IT'S TURNING COUNTERCLOCKWISE!! ~~0_0~~

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Re: So I was just in Starbucks....
Posted by: ahhh my b ()
Date: December 16, 2015 08:50AM

The Criticizer Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> OP69 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The Criticizer Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Yet you, as the customer who cannot be fired,
> > > chose not to turn to the customer ahead of
> you
> > and
> > > say 'CHRISTMAS, BITCH!"
> >
> >
> > Did I criticize the cashier? I said douschebag
> > customer, asshole
>
> WHICH IS WHY I SAID YOU "CHOSE NOT TO TURN TO THE
> CUSTOMER AHEAD OF YOU, YOU IGNORANT
> COCKSUCKER.
>
> You see, you would turn because they're no
> longer ahead of you, YOU IGNORANT
> COCKSUCKER.


I see I misread, my apologies...perhaps I could have said something....just not in the habit of getting into arguments at Starbucks

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