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A fantasy I'd like to fulfill
Posted by: Yehuti Peutiepäntz ()
Date: December 11, 2015 11:03AM

If I were a degenerate rock star, plumbing the glorious depths of depravity, here's what I'd like to do. I'd get like 20 chicks, all of roughly the same height. I'd line them up along the side of the road, all bottomless with their bare asses pointed toward the road. I'd arrange them by skin tone, darkest to lightest, too, because I'm OCD that way. Then I'd ride in the passenger seat of a car and have the driver go past them. The window would be down, and I'd have my arm out the window so I could spank them all as we go by. We'd do it a few times, starting out at 10 mph, and then repeating, each time increasing the speed until it hurt my hand too much. The first time through it would be like "Spankpankpankpankpankpankpankpankpankpankpankpankpankpankpankpankpankpankpankpank" and then by the time you're up there in speed it would just be like "Brrrrrrrrrttttt."

Is it worth advertising for chicks on Craigslist to help me out with this? What do you think it would cost?

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Re: A fantasy I'd like to fulfill
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 11, 2015 11:07AM

That's not really depraved.


Depraved would be to line them up like on their hands and knees in the shape of an ouroboros and have them eat each other out.

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Re: A fantasy I'd like to fulfill
Posted by: UKLLLLLLL ()
Date: December 11, 2015 11:17AM

eesh Wrote:
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> That's not really depraved.
>
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> Depraved would be to line them up like on their
> hands and knees in the shape of an ouroboros and
> have them eat each other out.


Eesh is Pat Bateman
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Re: A fantasy I'd like to fulfill
Posted by: Rockstar ()
Date: December 11, 2015 12:18PM

The ouroboros is not depraved either. Depraved is lining them up and shitting diarrhea out the card window as you drive by them, splattering them with liquid fecal matter.

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Re: A fantasy I'd like to fulfill
Posted by: dafuq ()
Date: December 11, 2015 12:36PM

dafuq?
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