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ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: WSH LAX scholar ()
Date: December 10, 2015 10:53AM

So fucktards yesterday someone took it upon themselves to redecorate my Camaro. By decorating I mean slashing all 4 tires, keying "Kyle is a loser," into the door panel, drawing a picture a guy taking a dump with a pennis in his mouth, bending my windshield wipers, throwing lunch meat on it, and finally jumping on the hood and taking a fresh dump. I AM NOT FUCKING HAPPY AND I WILL FIND THE ASSHOLE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!!!! You will literally pay for all of the damages. Now I have to ride the bus like a fucking loser.

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: WSH LAX scholar ()
Date: December 10, 2015 10:57AM

I know it was somebody from this fucking forum I just know it was one of you demented uneducated criminals!

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: cerjerjkjh ()
Date: December 10, 2015 10:58AM

WSH LAX scholar Wrote:
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> So fucktards yesterday someone took it upon
> themselves to redecorate my Camaro. By decorating
> I mean slashing all 4 tires, keying "Kyle is a
> loser," into the door panel, drawing a picture a
> guy taking a dump with a pennis in his mouth,
> bending my windshield wipers, throwing lunch meat
> on it, and finally jumping on the hood and taking
> a fresh dump. I AM NOT FUCKING HAPPY AND I WILL
> FIND THE ASSHOLE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!!!! You
> will literally pay for all of the damages. Now I
> have to ride the bus like a fucking loser.

There are only 2 possible scenarios here:

1. You never had a CamEro

2. You never had a CamEro

Let's assume for just a brief second that you aren't just a loser troll and that your parents really did buy you a CamEro

Nah, forget it.

You don't have a CamEro.

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: byr43sw ()
Date: December 10, 2015 11:13AM

we all know who did it. have him arrested again and it will all go towards his jail sentence

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: surveillance is your friend ()
Date: December 10, 2015 11:16AM

WSH LAX scholar Wrote:
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> slashing all 4 tires, keying "Kyle is a
> loser," into the door panel, drawing a picture a
> guy taking a dump with a pennis in his mouth,
> bending my windshield wipers, throwing lunch meat
> on it, and finally jumping on the hood and taking
> a fresh dump.

Lunch meat? Why waste lunch meat? Done during the daytime? Where done? Home or school? Maybe caught on video? If so, there's your proof.

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: wcuUt ()
Date: December 10, 2015 11:22AM

Troll. Your insurance would have provided you with a rental car.

You don't have a credit card to go rent a $25/day corolla? Better than the bus.

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: December 10, 2015 11:36AM

What's the big deal?

Pops is loaded right?

Free ride for you in college means he wont have to cover that nut.

Tell him to get you a new one.

Hell, you should already be at the dealer picking out two.

PS: If it did happen and it was someone from this forum, you brought them here.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/10/2015 11:37AM by Vexxxed.

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: maybe it was a train condu ()
Date: December 10, 2015 11:52AM

WSH LAX scholar Wrote:
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> So fucktards yesterday someone took it upon
> themselves to redecorate my Camaro. By decorating
> I mean slashing all 4 tires, keying "Kyle is a
> loser," into the door panel, drawing a picture a
> guy taking a dump with a pennis in his mouth,
> bending my windshield wipers, throwing lunch meat
> on it, and finally jumping on the hood and taking
> a fresh dump. I AM NOT FUCKING HAPPY AND I WILL
> FIND THE ASSHOLE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!!!! You
> will literally pay for all of the damages. Now I
> have to ride the bus like a fucking loser.


First, what's a "pennis?"

Second, Have you considered Amtrak to be behind this?

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: CamEro ()
Date: December 10, 2015 12:30PM

CamEro. I like that.

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: jaskcxhrujnf ()
Date: December 10, 2015 01:02PM

CamEro Wrote:
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> CamEro. I like that.

Yeah the faggot troll OP spelled it that way the other day when he made his first post bragging about how cool he is.

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: Pics or it didn't happen ()
Date: December 10, 2015 01:07PM

WSH LAX scholar Wrote:
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> So fucktards yesterday someone took it upon
> themselves to redecorate my Camaro. By decorating
> I mean slashing all 4 tires, keying "Kyle is a
> loser," into the door panel, drawing a picture a
> guy taking a dump with a pennis in his mouth,
> bending my windshield wipers, throwing lunch meat
> on it, and finally jumping on the hood and taking
> a fresh dump. I AM NOT FUCKING HAPPY AND I WILL
> FIND THE ASSHOLE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!!!! You
> will literally pay for all of the damages. Now I
> have to ride the bus like a fucking loser.

Pics or it didn't happen.

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: mr pranky ()
Date: December 10, 2015 01:31PM

sorry but, soundslike a great prank bro!

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: WSH LAX scholar ()
Date: December 10, 2015 01:47PM

Now why would I post pics? So you criminals can fuck it up again? It's getting fixed but $500 deductible and dad just said the damage is around $2000

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: NEmKV ()
Date: December 10, 2015 01:55PM

$500 is nothing. only broke-ass lossers worry on that. too bad pops is too poor to buy you a new car. sucks to be you...

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: call him daddy ()
Date: December 10, 2015 01:57PM

WSH LAX scholar Wrote:
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> Now why would I post pics? So you criminals can
> fuck it up again? It's getting fixed but $500
> deductible and dad just said the damage is around
> $2000


Seems like daddy bails out a lot of posters on this forum.

Except Monique Wells. Her mother isn't sure of his identity. He's one of the 12 she fucked on the pool table that night.

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: December 10, 2015 01:59PM

at least it didn't say "Kyle is a looser"

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: kxuPb ()
Date: December 10, 2015 02:05PM

WSH LAX scholar Wrote:
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> So fucktards yesterday someone took it upon
> themselves to redecorate my Camaro. By decorating
> I mean slashing all 4 tires, keying "Kyle is a
> loser," into the door panel, drawing a picture a
> guy taking a dump with a pennis in his mouth,
> bending my windshield wipers, throwing lunch meat
> on it, and finally jumping on the hood and taking
> a fresh dump. I AM NOT FUCKING HAPPY AND I WILL
> FIND THE ASSHOLE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!!!! You
> will literally pay for all of the damages. Now I
> have to ride the bus like a fucking loser.

> By decorating I mean slashing all 4 tires

count that out for repair at today's tire prices and $150/hr shop time it's a total loss

we know you cut your own tires and are tryign to have dumb american insurers buy you knew ones

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: Santa Jihad ()
Date: December 10, 2015 02:05PM

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: trusted knower ()
Date: December 10, 2015 02:09PM

you should be ashamed of yourself if your father is too poor to buy you a new car. or maybe he has the money but just doesn't love your whiney faggat ass? worth considering...

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: WSH LAX scholar ()
Date: December 10, 2015 02:37PM

Look the reason why he isn't footing the bill this time is because he knows I made enemies on here. I had to tell him because he freaked out when it happened. Although he gives me a lot of money he can be very strict and mean. So let me find the fucker who did this!

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: schwinn ()
Date: December 10, 2015 02:51PM

WSH LAX scholar Wrote:
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> Now why would I post pics? So you criminals can
> fuck it up again? It's getting fixed but $500
> deductible and dad just said the damage is around
> $2000

You ALREADY posted a pic in the last thread. Too late. ;)

But...I am still 99% sure you're a faggot troll who has a Schwinn bicycle

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: stand up bystander ()
Date: December 10, 2015 03:16PM

so you made enemies here so what. we all did that. whats the point of being rich if you don't destroy your enemies or the enemies of your family? either your father is a scared pussy, a broke piece of shit or simply despises the cock-smoking useless son which he should have aborted and sold the body parts to planed parentalhood. we have boiled it down to these three options now let find where the real problem lies.

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: HTpEJ ()
Date: December 10, 2015 03:22PM

WSH LAX scholar Wrote:
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So let me find the
> fucker who did this!

And then what are you going to do exactly?

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: C. the B. ()
Date: December 10, 2015 03:40PM

He should crush his enemies, see them driven before him, and hear the lamentations of their women.

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: December 10, 2015 05:10PM

I did it and I will do it again.

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: WSH LAX scholar ()
Date: December 10, 2015 05:54PM

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> I did it and I will do it again.


Hey pussyfoot I knew it was you! Someone is begging for an ass whipping

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: The other Mr. Pranky ()
Date: December 10, 2015 07:50PM

mr pranky Wrote:
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sounds like a great prank bro!

EXACTLY. Next time they should park it on the railroad tracks.

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: Your mom rides the bus too ()
Date: December 10, 2015 08:27PM

Your mom rides everyone on the bus LAX. You probably do now too.

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: WSH LAX scholar ()
Date: December 11, 2015 01:15PM

Well guess what losers? The car is fucked! On the way to get it fixed I noticed that the brakes felt a little loose. Well they got looser and looser until I'm doing 45 and smash into a jersey barrier AND TOTAL THE FUCKING CAR!!!! Looks like the brake line had holes poked in it! I seriously hope you jealous fuckers are happy. All because your poor broke asses couldn't afford one you had to fuck with mine. Jealous fucks! Just realize none of you could ever afford a camaro!

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: WSH LAX scholar ()
Date: December 11, 2015 03:43PM

And another thing I will have to take it up my poop shoot tonight with my boyfriend so maybe he will buy me a new camEro. I usually just give him a handjob for dinner but this is a big deal. I know you poor broke ass loozers are jealous too. My boyfriend is big you know below the belt and drives it like he stoled it. If he wont get me a down payment I might have to find a nother boyfriend more generous and willing to buy me that awesome exotic camEro none of you broke asses can afford.

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: WSH LAX scholar ()
Date: December 11, 2015 04:01PM

WSH LAX scholar Wrote:
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> And another thing I will have to take it up my
> poop shoot tonight with my boyfriend so maybe he
> will buy me a new camEro. I usually just give him
> a handjob for dinner but this is a big deal. I
> know you poor broke ass loozers are jealous too.
> My boyfriend is big you know below the belt and
> drives it like he stoled it. If he wont get me a
> down payment I might have to find a nother
> boyfriend more generous and willing to buy me that
> awesome exotic camEro none of you broke asses can
> afford.

Yeah because I would say something like that. Total opposite because I have a hot girlfriend you broke ass poor piece of shit. Fuck you for trying to call me a faggot. I probably fucked 3 times as many girls than you and I'm a lot younger. Fucking jealous hating loser pice of shit. Bet that made you feel real good huh? You suck at impersonations

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: WSH LAX scholar ()
Date: December 11, 2015 04:06PM

But dont hate because my girlfriends are trannys. They put out big time plus they have a ass and cock so I get to have fun all ways. Dont make me a faggot just fun with my freaky friends. Hey, any trannys here? Maybe get together tonight? I dont drive a camEro or anything exotic like that but I can take us out to chipotle on my skooter if my dad will give me permission.

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: Rockstar ()
Date: December 11, 2015 04:07PM

who the fuck can't afford a camaro? this is nova. there are more high-end cars here than anywhere else east of California.

hard to imagine the same person who would do the bologna slice thing would also sabotage the brake lines. plus you'd feel the loss of pressure WAY before you were headed for a jersey wall.

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: WSH LAX scholar ()
Date: December 11, 2015 04:19PM

Rockstar Wrote:
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> who the fuck can't afford a camaro? this is nova.
> there are more high-end cars here than anywhere
> else east of California.
>
> hard to imagine the same person who would do the
> bologna slice thing would also sabotage the brake
> lines. plus you'd feel the loss of pressure WAY
> before you were headed for a jersey wall.

When you said balogne slice I think of my boyfriend. But the balogne I think may have made brakes slip too and pressure is hard to feel because I have skinny legs so I don't push brakes hard. My tranny lover says I need to do leg press or something. The camEro is the fastest around even more than ferari and porsh. Now it is wreckd like my asshole.

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: Brixton ()
Date: December 11, 2015 07:57PM

Kyle, do you remember the days when we used to jack off and eat each other's cum? Hard to believe it was just last summer. I miss those times. I want you back, bro. Hit me up.

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: WSH LAX school ()
Date: December 12, 2015 10:21AM

Brixton Wrote:
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> Kyle, do you remember the days when we used to
> jack off and eat each other's cum? Hard to
> believe it was just last summer. I miss those
> times. I want you back, bro. Hit me up.


Fuck off pussyfoot! This isn't Brixton. Although he is a closeted expelled homosexual who I got kicked out of school. You fucking cock smoking assholes are a bunch of fags! Ok I get it, fucking with me here is one thing. But FUCKING WITH MY CAMARO IS ANOTHER!!!!!!! You motherfuckers can't even afford a car!!!! All because I'm rich, confident, and put a shopping cart and a kid's bike on the train tracks you fucked with me!!!! Oh and by the way REAL funny and REAL mature registering my username

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: December 12, 2015 12:02PM

I did it. I masturbated into the gas tank, licked my finger, stuck it up my ass, and licked my own shit off of it. Than I drank my own piss and stroked my dick some more. Something about hot rich boys because I'm so poor and live at home. If girls liked me I wouldn't need to be gay butt I am. Kyle please just have sex with me once. Destroying your CamERo and masturbatibg to the damage has me dangerously horny. I'm about to go to Spa World and fuck some gay dudes in the sauna. Girls hate me butt men love me. I'm gonna ride my bike I salvaged from the dump, get it? Dump! I love cock and the cum is the sweet surprise at the end with a nice after taste. I ferment my cum into alcohol so I can get drunk off of it and wake up with a gay sexual hangover and ride to Spa World. I use the alcohol smelling sweat to lube up my dick to shove into a tight Asian asshole and he licks the shit off my dick. My fantasy is to find a man with boobs and piss all over his boobs and cum up his nose than drink his cum and piss it back into his mouth. Later fellas

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: Carla's musty butthole ()
Date: December 12, 2015 12:52PM

Wow, peekza. You should post this in the Omeara thread.

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: Brixton ()
Date: December 12, 2015 02:37PM

No Kyle, it's me Brix. I really miss your sweet come. Please hit me up.

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: Really Now ()
Date: December 12, 2015 06:19PM

In this area, only losers drive Camaros. If you're not riding in a foreign marque such BMW, Benz or a high-end Lexus then you ain't shit.

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Re: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: WSH LAX school ()
Date: December 13, 2015 07:47PM

My boyfriend say not now but I keep trying to get money its a shame I have to keep doing anal and rimming him but he says eventually I will get to a point where I deserve a sexy camEro he will buy me. He what does it mean if there are bumps on my anus and on the tip of my penis? Is there a rash cream for this?

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