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What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
Robert Greyberg
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Date: June 23, 2009 12:51PM
Ever since I have stumbled upon this site I have always wondered what the most common sexual position was for people who use this site. Is it mostly doggystyle, missionary, or any kama sutra?
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
WashingTone Locian
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Date: June 23, 2009 01:04PM
I like my women to assume this position...
Also, I get really mad if they start letting the soccer ball move around.
Also, I get really mad if they start letting the soccer ball move around.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
Eleven
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Date: June 23, 2009 01:10PM
Reverse cowgirl
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
Bonfire
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Date: June 23, 2009 01:13PM
Tied and gagged
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
WashingTone Locian
()
Date: June 23, 2009 01:16PM
The Blumpkin, because I am into multi-tasking.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
496
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Date: June 23, 2009 01:37PM
Don't forget the dirty sanchez......
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
ITRADE
()
Date: June 23, 2009 02:06PM
Eleven Wrote:
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> Reverse cowgirl
I definately like the view from cowgirl position.
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> Reverse cowgirl
I definately like the view from cowgirl position.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
Eleven
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Date: June 23, 2009 02:50PM
ITRADE Wrote:
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> Eleven Wrote:
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> > Reverse cowgirl
>
>
> I definately like the view from cowgirl position.
Yep...the view in CG is good and easy access to those spots that make her go "OHHHHH", but RCG works best for me, if you get my drift. Plus, if she has a nice ass the view can be pretty good, too.
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> Eleven Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Reverse cowgirl
>
>
> I definately like the view from cowgirl position.
Yep...the view in CG is good and easy access to those spots that make her go "OHHHHH", but RCG works best for me, if you get my drift. Plus, if she has a nice ass the view can be pretty good, too.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: June 23, 2009 02:59PM
I'm a fan of the snowplow.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
Gravis
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Date: June 23, 2009 04:08PM
Eleven Wrote:
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> Reverse cowgirl
i think you are referring to the "rodeo".
info with flash animations. LOL!
http://www.sexinfo101.com/cowgirlpositions.shtml
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
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> Reverse cowgirl
i think you are referring to the "rodeo".
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If you and your partner have struggled with slipping out in the Cowgirl position, then the Rodeo should reduce this irritating occurrence at the possible expense of clitoral stimulation. In a nutshell, the Rodeo position is simply Cow Girl with the receiver facing the opposite way the receiver. Although the receiver no longer presents their breasts / chest to their partner for easy access, they provide great access and a great view to the receiver's rear end.
info with flash animations. LOL!
http://www.sexinfo101.com/cowgirlpositions.shtml
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
Now that you mention it
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Date: June 23, 2009 05:22PM
Whatever Gravis's mom is up for. She's into Cleveland Steamers most nights.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
SoupNazi
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Date: June 23, 2009 05:45PM
Chick on top. Definitely.
Get married and sex will be just a memory...
Posted by:
MarylandDude
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Date: June 23, 2009 06:17PM
...but back in the day.....chick on top definitely. :)
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
Furfur
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Date: June 23, 2009 06:21PM
I don't know about position, but most of my encounters start with me saying "It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again."
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Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: June 23, 2009 06:28PM
My skin crawls anytime I hear that Goodbye Horses song. I just can't break the connection from the movie.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
Kenny_Powers
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Date: June 24, 2009 06:12AM
WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> I like my women to assume this position...
>
>
>
> Also, I get really mad if they start letting the
> soccer ball move around.
Tone, i dont know where you got this picture, but i love it. so much... so so much...
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> I like my women to assume this position...
>
>
>
> Also, I get really mad if they start letting the
> soccer ball move around.
Tone, i dont know where you got this picture, but i love it. so much... so so much...
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
WashingTone Locian
()
Date: June 24, 2009 07:46AM
Kenny_Powers Wrote:
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> WashingTone Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I like my women to assume this position...
> >
> >
> >
> > Also, I get really mad if they start letting
> the
> > soccer ball move around.
>
>
> Tone, i dont know where you got this picture, but
> i love it. so much... so so much...
She's some Russian chick. Some really hot Russian chick.
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> WashingTone Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I like my women to assume this position...
> >
> >
> >
> > Also, I get really mad if they start letting
> the
> > soccer ball move around.
>
>
> Tone, i dont know where you got this picture, but
> i love it. so much... so so much...
She's some Russian chick. Some really hot Russian chick.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: June 24, 2009 07:50AM
I hope she's looking to be a mail order bride, because I'd make myself be in the market for something like that.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
ITRADE
()
Date: June 24, 2009 09:00AM
I've noticed that there have been no responses from Melissa, Gen, Margie or others....
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
WashingTone Locian
()
Date: June 24, 2009 09:07AM
ITRADE Wrote:
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> I've noticed that there have been no responses
> from Melissa, Gen, Margie or others....
Like most women they prefer the "I have a headache," or "It's that time of the month (even when it's not)," or, "Oh God, not tonight," positions.
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> I've noticed that there have been no responses
> from Melissa, Gen, Margie or others....
Like most women they prefer the "I have a headache," or "It's that time of the month (even when it's not)," or, "Oh God, not tonight," positions.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: June 24, 2009 09:24AM
WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> ITRADE Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I've noticed that there have been no responses
> > from Melissa, Gen, Margie or others....
>
>
> Like most women they prefer the "I have a
> headache," or "It's that time of the month (even
> when it's not)," or, "Oh God, not tonight,"
> positions.
+1. So true.
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> ITRADE Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I've noticed that there have been no responses
> > from Melissa, Gen, Margie or others....
>
>
> Like most women they prefer the "I have a
> headache," or "It's that time of the month (even
> when it's not)," or, "Oh God, not tonight,"
> positions.
+1. So true.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
WashingTone Locian
()
Date: June 24, 2009 09:39AM
Warhawk Wrote:
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> WashingTone Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ITRADE Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I've noticed that there have been no
> responses
> > > from Melissa, Gen, Margie or others....
> >
> >
> > Like most women they prefer the "I have a
> > headache," or "It's that time of the month
> (even
> > when it's not)," or, "Oh God, not tonight,"
> > positions.
>
>
> +1. So true.
Spoken like a married man.
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> WashingTone Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > ITRADE Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I've noticed that there have been no
> responses
> > > from Melissa, Gen, Margie or others....
> >
> >
> > Like most women they prefer the "I have a
> > headache," or "It's that time of the month
> (even
> > when it's not)," or, "Oh God, not tonight,"
> > positions.
>
>
> +1. So true.
Spoken like a married man.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: June 24, 2009 09:41AM
I just tell my girlfriend that if she doesn't want to have sex that night, no problem, I'll just jerk off on her face when she's asleep. She says, "That's fine," and I never do, because her consent kind of ruins it for me.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
WashingTone Locian
()
Date: June 24, 2009 10:12AM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I just tell my girlfriend that if she doesn't want
> to have sex that night, no problem, I'll just jerk
> off on her face when she's asleep. She says,
> "That's fine," and I never do, because her consent
> kind of ruins it for me.
Nothing ruins a "grudge fuck" like consent.
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> I just tell my girlfriend that if she doesn't want
> to have sex that night, no problem, I'll just jerk
> off on her face when she's asleep. She says,
> "That's fine," and I never do, because her consent
> kind of ruins it for me.
Nothing ruins a "grudge fuck" like consent.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
ITRADE
()
Date: June 24, 2009 10:18AM
True. I prefer the ones where the wife/gf comes in from a night out with her gal pals, is somewhat tipsy, and announces that she wants to watch porn.
That is a green light for no-holds barred sex.
That is a green light for no-holds barred sex.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: June 24, 2009 10:19AM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I just tell my girlfriend that if she doesn't want
> to have sex that night, no problem, I'll just jerk
> off on her face when she's asleep. She says,
> "That's fine," and I never do, because her consent
> kind of ruins it for me.
LOL. Reminds me of this....
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> I just tell my girlfriend that if she doesn't want
> to have sex that night, no problem, I'll just jerk
> off on her face when she's asleep. She says,
> "That's fine," and I never do, because her consent
> kind of ruins it for me.
LOL. Reminds me of this....
Attachments:
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
WashingTone Locian
()
Date: June 24, 2009 10:24AM
Warhawk Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just tell my girlfriend that if she doesn't
> want
> > to have sex that night, no problem, I'll just
> jerk
> > off on her face when she's asleep. She says,
> > "That's fine," and I never do, because her
> consent
> > kind of ruins it for me.
>
>
> LOL. Reminds me of this....
ha!
Yeah, she wasn't going to give him shit in the morning. That guy had the right idea.
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just tell my girlfriend that if she doesn't
> want
> > to have sex that night, no problem, I'll just
> jerk
> > off on her face when she's asleep. She says,
> > "That's fine," and I never do, because her
> consent
> > kind of ruins it for me.
>
>
> LOL. Reminds me of this....
ha!
Yeah, she wasn't going to give him shit in the morning. That guy had the right idea.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: June 24, 2009 11:22AM
Warhawk Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just tell my girlfriend that if she doesn't
> want
> > to have sex that night, no problem, I'll just
> jerk
> > off on her face when she's asleep. She says,
> > "That's fine," and I never do, because her
> consent
> > kind of ruins it for me.
>
>
> LOL. Reminds me of this....
I personally would never do that to someone I just met, but I can understand why this guy did, and hope she learned her lesson.
She meets him that night, they get drunk, she takes him BACK TO HER PLACE, she keeps getting drunk with him (on tequila, no less), she lets him fingerblast her, then says she's not ready to put out.
She cock-teased a guy that didn't like to be cock-teased, and he expressed his displeasure in a most righteous way.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just tell my girlfriend that if she doesn't
> want
> > to have sex that night, no problem, I'll just
> jerk
> > off on her face when she's asleep. She says,
> > "That's fine," and I never do, because her
> consent
> > kind of ruins it for me.
>
>
> LOL. Reminds me of this....
I personally would never do that to someone I just met, but I can understand why this guy did, and hope she learned her lesson.
She meets him that night, they get drunk, she takes him BACK TO HER PLACE, she keeps getting drunk with him (on tequila, no less), she lets him fingerblast her, then says she's not ready to put out.
She cock-teased a guy that didn't like to be cock-teased, and he expressed his displeasure in a most righteous way.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
Guy perspective
()
Date: June 24, 2009 12:15PM
Well what's a guy supposed to do in that situation? You can't sleep because your horny and you've gotta take a dump. I thought it was traditional to leave the cleveland steamer on the bed where you were laying so when she woke up she finds that there instead of you. I guess that's a riskier proposition if you're a loud grunter though.
Personally, I think that story was made up and writen by a guy.
Personally, I think that story was made up and writen by a guy.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
ITRADE
()
Date: June 24, 2009 12:44PM
Thats true there is nothing that screams woman. Ladyboys can wear panties. And no clear indication of what the rack refers to.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
formerhick76
()
Date: June 24, 2009 04:12PM
OK, the jacking off in the face and the hijacking of the 12 pack and fifth was pretty funny. But the dump on the floor just ain't right in my book.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: June 24, 2009 04:30PM
formerhick76 Wrote:
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> OK, the jacking off in the face and the hijacking
> of the 12 pack and fifth was pretty funny. But the
> dump on the floor just ain't right in my book.
You know, I agree. Taking a shit on the bathroom floor was just dumb.
It would have been much harder for her to clean out of the carpet in the living room.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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> OK, the jacking off in the face and the hijacking
> of the 12 pack and fifth was pretty funny. But the
> dump on the floor just ain't right in my book.
You know, I agree. Taking a shit on the bathroom floor was just dumb.
It would have been much harder for her to clean out of the carpet in the living room.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
inkahootz
()
Date: June 24, 2009 05:01PM
If you are faifaxdude...that would be 'bottom'.
edit by Cary: Account password compromised, disabled by administrator.
edit by Cary: Account password compromised, disabled by administrator.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: June 24, 2009 05:02PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> It would have been much harder for her to clean
> out of the carpet in the living room.
Or if you wanted to go for startle factor, you could shit in one of her cooking pots, put the lid on, and stow it in its appropriate location. I know I've jumped at the site of unexpected logs, even when they were just in the toilet.
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> It would have been much harder for her to clean
> out of the carpet in the living room.
Or if you wanted to go for startle factor, you could shit in one of her cooking pots, put the lid on, and stow it in its appropriate location. I know I've jumped at the site of unexpected logs, even when they were just in the toilet.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
ITRADE
()
Date: June 24, 2009 05:05PM
Upper decker?
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: June 24, 2009 05:11PM
ITRADE Wrote:
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> Upper decker?
Not even! Just regular logs in their proper place. Sometimes the lid will be down and I lift the lid and get startled by the unexpected presence of a large, brown, sometimes hairy, roll of excrement. I get the adrenaline rush and everything.
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> Upper decker?
Not even! Just regular logs in their proper place. Sometimes the lid will be down and I lift the lid and get startled by the unexpected presence of a large, brown, sometimes hairy, roll of excrement. I get the adrenaline rush and everything.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: June 24, 2009 06:01PM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It would have been much harder for her to clean
> > out of the carpet in the living room.
>
> Or if you wanted to go for startle factor, you
> could shit in one of her cooking pots, put the lid
> on, and stow it in its appropriate location. I
> know I've jumped at the site of unexpected logs,
> even when they were just in the toilet.
Or to get really vile, store it in a pot, add a little water, put it on a stove and let it simmer.
I don't object to the stealing of the alcohol or the David Copperfield-esque nut bust, but the scat play crossed that unspoken line.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It would have been much harder for her to clean
> > out of the carpet in the living room.
>
> Or if you wanted to go for startle factor, you
> could shit in one of her cooking pots, put the lid
> on, and stow it in its appropriate location. I
> know I've jumped at the site of unexpected logs,
> even when they were just in the toilet.
Or to get really vile, store it in a pot, add a little water, put it on a stove and let it simmer.
I don't object to the stealing of the alcohol or the David Copperfield-esque nut bust, but the scat play crossed that unspoken line.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
The Real Robert Greyberg
()
Date: June 25, 2009 12:26AM
Whoever keeps pretending to be me and making perverse forum topics needs to stop. or I'll have Cary the Admin. Hunt U down and take U off for good.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
Kenny_Powers
()
Date: June 25, 2009 12:33AM
formerhick76 Wrote:
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> OK, the jacking off in the face and the hijacking
> of the 12 pack and fifth was pretty funny. But the
> dump on the floor just ain't right in my book.
lol this turned into one of the funniest threads ever. Ok, so the shit on the floor wasnt justified but the cumming on a passed out womans face is? lol
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> OK, the jacking off in the face and the hijacking
> of the 12 pack and fifth was pretty funny. But the
> dump on the floor just ain't right in my book.
lol this turned into one of the funniest threads ever. Ok, so the shit on the floor wasnt justified but the cumming on a passed out womans face is? lol
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
Gravis
()
Date: June 25, 2009 06:16AM
Warhawk Wrote:
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> LOL. Reminds me of this....
LOL! that's fucking hilarious. however, i disapprove of people using crap in their revenge.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
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> LOL. Reminds me of this....
LOL! that's fucking hilarious. however, i disapprove of people using crap in their revenge.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
LOLcat
()
Date: June 25, 2009 11:28AM
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Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
formerhick76
()
Date: June 25, 2009 12:09PM
was this thread missing an HTML tag?
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
fairfaxdude
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Date: June 25, 2009 12:18PM
Im just posting because I love italics.
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Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: October 10, 2010 09:26PM
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Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: October 11, 2010 10:25PM
I like them to make an entrance like this:
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
Troll@AOL
()
Date: October 11, 2010 10:27PM
'eesh' prefers the Other Man's dick in his ASS -position.
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Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
juan01
()
Date: October 11, 2010 10:30PM
^^^^ I AM FUNNY ^^^^
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and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
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==================================================================================
"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
Troll@AOL
()
Date: October 11, 2010 10:35PM
*** YOU are also GAY ^ ^ ^
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
==================================================================================
"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
juan01
()
Date: October 11, 2010 10:36PM
*** YOU are also GAY ^ ^ ^
==================================================================================
"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
==================================================================================
"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
Troll@AOL
()
Date: October 11, 2010 10:38PM
So is your FATHER.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
==================================================================================
"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
juan01
()
Date: October 11, 2010 10:39PM
So is your FATHER.
==================================================================================
"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
==================================================================================
"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
Troll@AOL
()
Date: October 11, 2010 10:41PM
So is your FATHER.
.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
.
==================================================================================
"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
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Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
juan01
()
Date: October 11, 2010 10:42PM
So is your FATHER.
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and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
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and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
Troll@AOL
()
Date: October 11, 2010 10:43PM
.So is your FATHER.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
juan01
()
Date: October 11, 2010 10:44PM
.So is your FATHER.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
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and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
Troll@AOL
()
Date: October 11, 2010 10:45PM
.So is your FATHER.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
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and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
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Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
juan01
()
Date: October 11, 2010 10:46PM
.So is your FATHER.
.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
Troll@AOL
()
Date: October 11, 2010 10:48PM
.So is your FATHER.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
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Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
juan01
()
Date: October 11, 2010 10:48PM
.So is your FATHER.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
Troll@AOL
()
Date: October 11, 2010 10:51PM
.So is your FATHER.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
juan01
()
Date: October 11, 2010 10:52PM
.So is your FATHER.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
Troll@AOL
()
Date: October 11, 2010 10:53PM
.So is your FATHER.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
juan01
()
Date: October 11, 2010 10:54PM
.So is your FATHER.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
pas'ion
()
Date: October 11, 2010 10:56PM
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/11/2010 11:07PM by pas'ion.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
Juan01.
()
Date: October 11, 2010 10:58PM
Did I mention I am GAYER than GAY?
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
juan01
()
Date: October 11, 2010 10:59PM
.So is your FATHER.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
Troll@AOL.
()
Date: October 11, 2010 11:20PM
ANY MAN POSITION SUITS ME FINE
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Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
walker
()
Date: October 12, 2010 01:58AM
> Or if you wanted to go for startle factor, you
> could shit in one of her cooking pots, put the lid
> on, and stow it in its appropriate location. I
> know I've jumped at the site of unexpected logs,
> even when they were just in the toilet.
LOL
> could shit in one of her cooking pots, put the lid
> on, and stow it in its appropriate location. I
> know I've jumped at the site of unexpected logs,
> even when they were just in the toilet.
LOL
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: October 12, 2010 02:24AM
to troll and juan: fuck your fathers so the rest of us can sleep already.
for all else:
most girls prefer the top of anything (cock, face, fingers) simply because we have more control. that, and, most guys are clueless as to what to do after the point of penetration.
just sayin'
yeefuckinghaw
for all else:
most girls prefer the top of anything (cock, face, fingers) simply because we have more control. that, and, most guys are clueless as to what to do after the point of penetration.
just sayin'
yeefuckinghaw
Re: What is your preferred Sexual Position
Posted by:
layslow
()
Date: March 06, 2019 09:58AM
..it's all good.. but i like to have her on her left side.. me behind her.. roll her towards face down a little.. sweet. tight. nice angle.. says it rubs her g spot .. if there is one.. a little.. if i pop out it hits her clit.. i also do her in the ass sometimes a little bit... the best.. i also love when she pulls her hair back. sucks me.. and looks at me.. my wife has never done any of this..