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Quote O' the day
Posted by:
Kenny_Powers
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Date: June 23, 2009 04:04AM
Hey guys, just wondering if anyone had any funny and or philisophical quotes that they would post. I always love a good one liner. I have a few favorites from the genious that is Ron Bennington -
"Jessica has done more damage to the Simpson name than O.J."
(In reference to Ron's higher education) "I was a shop major.. but we didn't have any tools... what we studied was shop theory.. one of the questions on a test was 'could you put a nail into wood?'-- I had to fucking copy off the guy next to me."
"Every country shits the bed...just ask Rome"
"[Obama] will be the first black president in world history where machetes weren't involved, so that's history"
"I always felt sorry for Jesus Christ, with his birthday falling on Christmas and all..."
"Jessica has done more damage to the Simpson name than O.J."
(In reference to Ron's higher education) "I was a shop major.. but we didn't have any tools... what we studied was shop theory.. one of the questions on a test was 'could you put a nail into wood?'-- I had to fucking copy off the guy next to me."
"Every country shits the bed...just ask Rome"
"[Obama] will be the first black president in world history where machetes weren't involved, so that's history"
"I always felt sorry for Jesus Christ, with his birthday falling on Christmas and all..."
Re: Quote O' the day
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
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Date: June 23, 2009 04:17AM
This wasn't from Ron Bennington, it was from Ron White:
"I got pulled over and the cop found a gram of marijuana in my car. I don't know about you, but when I only have a gram of marijuana, I consider myself OUT OF MARIJUANA."
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/23/2009 04:24AM by Thurston Moore.
"I got pulled over and the cop found a gram of marijuana in my car. I don't know about you, but when I only have a gram of marijuana, I consider myself OUT OF MARIJUANA."
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/23/2009 04:24AM by Thurston Moore.
Re: Quote O' the day
Posted by:
Kenny_Powers
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Date: June 23, 2009 05:12AM
lol good quote, any will do, doesnt have to be funny, I just love a good quote.
Re: Quote O' the day
Posted by:
Kenny_Powers
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Date: June 23, 2009 05:26AM
lol ok found my new favorite quote
(when talking to his 9 year old nephew before leaving for the big leagues) “Alright you stoic little bastard. In the computer room, in the second drawer, where I keep my weed, underneath the handgun, there’s a stack of porn that’ll put callouses on those little hands of yours.”
(when talking to his 9 year old nephew before leaving for the big leagues) “Alright you stoic little bastard. In the computer room, in the second drawer, where I keep my weed, underneath the handgun, there’s a stack of porn that’ll put callouses on those little hands of yours.”